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Obit[edit source]

Hey, thanks very much!--Shandon 02:29, 13 August 2006 (UTC)

Uh oh, I saw you submitted for best article, too. Going for the trifecta huh? Best of luck (even though you can't beat me). Im just joking, good luck on all three. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 22:34, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

I had the KD idea last night, sorry. It was too good to pass up. I think it's between you, me and MoneySign. But who knows what they will like? Good luck to you, Mighty Hermaphrodite!--Shandon 00:15, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

I dont think MoneySign submitted anything...but yeah, I hope the judges are fair, as in not biased towards admins. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 00:27, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
D'OH! I meant Modusoperandi. Actually, I'm afraid of MoneySign. It was a subconscious slip. Don't tell anyone.--Shandon 01:22, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
What happens on my talk page, stays on my talk page... -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 01:23, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

My Sig[edit source]

Why is it doing that. the time stamp wants to be seperate spot when in the voting boxes. Help. --User:Tom mayfair/Sig03:42, 13 August 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, I noticed. Let me take a look real quick, see if I can figure it out. I'm not great w/ this kinda stuff though, I made my sig by using someone else's as a model. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 03:45, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
Alright I think I fixed it. Now, go to your "preferences", and where it says "nickname" add {SUBST:nosubst|User:Tom mayfair/Sig} with one more { on each end, and check the box that says "Raw Signatures". I think that will solve your problem. If it doesnt, tell me and I'll try again. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 03:52, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
By god I think you're a genius. Thanks a lot. --User:Tom mayfair/Sig04:06, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
Thanks! And in my opinion, youre doing a great job as a noob. I like that EMO picture. Also, good luck in the PLS, I see you've entered a few things. But its no problem, glad I could help. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 04:09, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
I don't think that he likes me. He being MoneySign. --User:Tom mayfair/Sig 04:59, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
MoneySign is a great admin. A little rough around the edges, sure, but hes one of the sites best. Hes just screwing w/ you. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 05:00, 13 August 2006 (UTC)

No worries[edit source]

No wuckas re the barney on my page. A good stoush is always fun. But re the point you made about me being "very new" here, well sure, but that doesn't mean I don't know funny when I see it. Hell, I could be a sock puppet for Garry Shandling or Larry David for all you know. Cheers -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 04:53, 13 August 2006 (UTC)

Actually, from what I've seen you're a good noob, and a valuable contributor. So don't be taking it the wrong way. You are new, but thats not always a bad thing. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 04:55, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
No worries. Cheers. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 09:19, 13 August 2006 (UTC)

NRV on Adderall[edit source]

I don't see how you can add a NRV tag to an article that was just created yesterday. It goes without saying the article is going to be expanded, and adderall is a commonly-abused enough drug that enough people would find the article funny. MagicOgre 18:09, 13 August 2006 (UTC)

Dude, the NRV just means that you need to expand it. Do it, and it will be removed. And just FYI almost all NRV's are added the day an article is created, and fdrequently people do not edit any more. Expand it, I'll take it off, that easy. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 19:56, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
The article makes a funny point about how adderall is used. I don't think anything about it warrants a 7-day time limit for me to come up with something funny enough to expand it with. I expected other users might expand it, as I expanded the article Incoherent (before I was registered) which, if you look through the revision history, originally contained less content than Adderall. There is no reason for the article to have a 7-day limit. MagicOgre 16:44, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
Sorry, but if you want it to survive, you're gonna have to expand it. It is incredibly short, and one decent joke isnt worth keeping a whole article for. If you like it that much, just add some content, and all is well. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 22:43, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

Hello there[edit source]

Just wanted to say thanks for the welcoming. I'm pretty eager to contribute.--Mister Nosey 04:40, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

Awwww --User:Tom mayfair/Sig 04:43, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
Thanks Tom, but actually thats great. Always good to have new members who intentions are to improve the site. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 04:54, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
That's right. Make me feel like a pompous ass... but you are right & for that I am sorry... you are wise & I am merely a student. Good times. --User:Tom mayfair/Sig 01:31, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
I said that jokingly, you've done nothing wrong, no need to apologize... -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 01:36, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

Have a cookie and a promotion.[edit source]

Newcookie.gif Hinoa has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For helping with the massive cleanup of crap dumped upon us today. It's been a long day. Oh, and have one of these:

It's a promotion per Uncyclopedia:Admin Rank. Enjoy your bragging rights. Maj.png Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) 05:31, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

Thanks a lot Hinoa, I'll definitely use it for bragging! Glad I could help out. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 05:38, 15 August 2006 (UTC)


That fucking sucked[edit source]

That dude was hell. where was everyone?*cries*--User:Tom mayfair/Sig 00:59, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

Don't worry, I just reverted loads of his crap, and he was banned. All is well. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 01:17, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

All right then[edit source]

How do I revert stuff? (BTW, he hadn't been banned when I posted at 00.40) -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 01:16, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

Actually, scratch what I said, me and a few other people already reverted it all. But anyway, to revert stuff, start by looking at the history of the article. Then, click on the version before the vandal edited. Edit that version, it will say "You are editing an out of date page." Then, press save. You dont need to be an admin to make helpful reverts. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 01:20, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
OK, will keep an eye out. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 01:21, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

Value yet?[edit source]

I added more content to Bad Dudes, along with more pictures. Hopefully it has redeeming value at this point.--User:Baramos/sig 12:31, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

Yep, its fine now. Good job fixing it up. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 05:37, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

Is it okay?[edit source]

I've took it upon myself to edit as many redlink pages as I can. I have done over 50 in the past two days. Can I take out redlinks on any page or just the ones with the redlink tag? I want to contribute but I don't want to upset any admin. in the process by going out of my way to do something that is not required of me. I love this place and I think I should help out. Is this okay to do or do I need permission to edit redlinks on pages? --User:Tom mayfair/Sig 03:47, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

What you're doing is fine, and if anything, the admins will probably appreciate it. Thanks for helping out. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 05:10, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
Okay, I'm done with Redlinks. Now what can I do. The one tags for redlinks are linked to other userpages. I feel accomplished. So now what? --User:Tom mayfair/Sig 23:38, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
I dunno, make an article or something...-- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 00:39, 19 August 2006 (UTC)

n0valyfe[edit source]

Hello this is S_boy. My friend Aj (Ajdeman) and I have worked on the N0valyfe article together. It was marked for administrative review(no redeeming value), which I fully agree with as no notification about it not being finished was made to anyone but us, but we added the under construction template this morning when we worked on improving it. We were wondering as the http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Uncyclopedia:No_Redeeming_Value#Removing_NRV page say we can if it is still uder construction but to ensure that we're allowed to remove it form the page as we will improving it over time. Thanks. S_boy, Main Editor of N0valyfe, Saturday, August 19, 2006 at 00:42.

Link to the article: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/N0valyfe

I'll remove it if you can provide an explanation of what the article is about. If it is about a non-notable person, it is probably in violation of our Vanity Policies. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 01:11, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
Thanks. The article is about the second best player on the game RuneScape called N0valyfe. On the game he became on of the top within a few mounths. For a short time he took first but dropped back to second. The article so far focus' greatly on the fact he became one of the best so fast (Only took him a few months). One of thing things we're trying to state is that he probbly got in bad health condition because of the time he spent on the game. We don't have anything against him, we just wanted to try an article about the second best player's life and struggles (in a funny way) ince somebody already made one about the first place player. If you go to the Runescape site: http://runescape.com/ and find the highscores ( on the left side, in the word box that says "Website Features" it should be the second in their. Once you go in you'll see a list of usernames he should be the second name down). He and Zezima (the guy in first) are very well knowm on runscape. In the article we also poke fun at a few celberties (Aj still hasen't finished the base writing so I can add what needs to be added to help improve it) who we (more me) have fun reading the articles about them. Thanks for your time and if this is not satifactory then please say so, thanks! S_boy, Main Editor of N0valyfe, Saturday, August 19, 2006 02:04. Edit: As a note of reference n0valyfe's life story is made up. We thought that should be made aware. Thanks! --S boy 02:24, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
I see, I dont know anything about the game (I've heard of it, thats about it), but it sounds like it would be OK. I'll get a second opinion, and then, if they agree, I'll remove the NRV. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 03:09, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
Thank you very much! Wether or not it is removed, thank you for all your time, aj and I greatly appreciate it! It's getting late where I live but you can respond anytime I just wont respond as fast. Talk to you later, and thanks! --S boy really happy Main editor of n0valyfe 03:25, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
Alright, I took the NRV off. Its good enough to stay. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 03:41, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
Thanks dude! We will continue construction so it remains in good condition. Aj and I are terribly happy, thank you for all your time. I for all your patience and time, they better make you an adimin (actualy I thought you were one when I first came here), and I'm not just saying that. I have this page bookmarked so I will be able to see your reply (that is if you do). Once again, thank you for your time and we will work on the article to improve it more. Thanks --S boy ultra happy main editor of n0valyfe 12:31, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
Thanks, I hope I can be soon. Keep up the good work. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 01:11, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

Noob question (WTF?! Another one?)[edit source]

Is there a page listing all images on Uncyclopedia, or a way I can search for them, or both? I see way too many articles without pics, and they look shit most of the time. -- Mitch 1 2 03:55, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

Yep, just see Special:Imagelist. Or you can upload your own images. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 03:59, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
Fook me, that was quick! -- Mitch 1 2 04:03, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
I do what I can...-- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 04:06, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

Whadya Think?[edit source]

Hello Sir C, I'm working on yet another pointless bit of nonsense and will value your opinion if you have a moment. The article is in zygote stage and I will be adding pics...thx--Shandon 04:33, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

Hah, well that edit war was a lot of fun.--Shandon 07:00, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
Just finished cleaning up all of that retard's crap (I think). I put him on Ban Patrol. As for the article, I like it, but the font colors are a tiny bit distracting, maybe make them less bright. Anyway, I like random ideas like that, and you have a good start. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 07:15, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, I reverted his edits for 20 minutes without any admins responding. Then you, me and another guy with a shark-like name fixed the rest.--Shandon 07:17, 20 August 2006 (UTC) Wow, he gets a cookie and I don't??! I really am going to go play in traffic (probably pretty ineffective right now, 12:29AM)--Shandon 07:29, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

Sorry, forgot to. I gave you one now, though. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 19:24, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

I shall feast again! Thanks--Shandon 19:49, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

VFP[edit source]

  • Thanks for the vote. You just helped to fulfill one of the more obscure prophecies in the Book o' Revelations.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:47, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
Helloapocalypse.jpg
APOCALYPSE MEOW

When death stalks the night, remember, it's all your fault


Congrats, and no prob. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 07:22, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

Custom Sig[edit source]

I was looking at some of the custom signatures people are using, and realised that they use a (seemingly) freely editable page. Does that mean anyone can hack away at your signature? (I was thinking about messing with someone's to see, but I'm not that mean). -- Mitch 1 2 08:16, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, anyone could I guess, but I'd just revert anything I didnt want, its pretty easy. Do you want a custom sig? I could help you make one if you do, its not that hard. Let me know. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 19:26, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
Thanks, that'd be cool. Maybe there should be a guide somewhere. Oh, speaking of guides, there's a spelling mistake here. -- Mitch 1 2 02:35, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
Alright, I'll give you a start on your sig, then make it how you like. It will be at User:Mitch 1 2/sig. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 02:54, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
I made it for you, just a start, change colors and add stuff if you like. Now, go to your preferences, and where it says "nickname" type {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Mitch 1 2/sig}}. Then, check the box that says "raw signatures", and save the preferences. After doing that, pressing the sig button will automatically produce your custom sig. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 03:05, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
Thanks! --  Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 04:30, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
No prob. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 06:06, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

NRV: Budding[edit source]

Not to dispute the NRV, but since when is the NRV tag a minor edit? Alksub 10:01, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

  • QVFD AAAAAAAAA: Reason: nothing but A's. Alksub 10:04, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
NRVS aRE certainly a minor edit, its just placing a template on the article, it takes about 5 seconds. Secondly, if you're suggesting that I should put AAAAAAAAA on QVFD, you're nuts. Its a featured article! -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 19:30, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
Sir Cornbread: I feel like I'm passing out the wish to spank far too easily today, but Budding in not worthy of an NRV. It's funny and all it needs is addition to the meta- or self-referential- humour categories. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 20:27, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
Yeah, I guess. The first time I read it I just glanced and I didnt get it. I have found the humor, and I agree. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 20:43, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

YO.[edit source]

How long should an article be? Is the some sort of ratio between "funny" and "length" I'm not understanding? Is the measurement metric? Please validate my existance by enlightening me on Dexedrine. --Davidknippers 20:47, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

You have an OK start, just make it a little bit longer. I was nice and gave you 30 days to expand. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 21:02, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

PLS[edit source]

If it helps, I voted for you. Of course, as I wasn't a judge, it didn't count...but Hermaphrodite should've won. Attica! Attica! --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:52, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

Thanks, glad you liked it...I just put it on VFH, because I still love it, so please go vote. Not like I'm biased or anything... -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 02:52, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
It's the bestest. After you entered it right after me I went, "Well, that's it, then.". Still, you failed to crush my second favourite article, Suburban Homeboy. Of course it helps that yours was in a different category. About that particular article I'm the one whose biased. I'm told that SH was one friggin' point behind. Sigh.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:44, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
Yeah, I saw that article and it looked funny, no idea who the hell the Best Illustrated winner even is. Never heard of the bum. Oh well, I'm happy if mine does well on VFH. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 03:46, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
I'm trying to be happy for him. It's tough. I didn't really get it either; it's annoying getting beat by cookie pictures. Again, I'm trying to be happy for him. I am, in fact, at this very moment having a beer in the winners' honour. It softens the blow somewhat. One point! I'm going to obsess about that for hours...maybe mine will make feature, it would be nice to have a VFH beside my VFP. I'm going to do something else for awhile (drink beer) and come back to it after it's unlocked and my case of Poo Lit fever subsides (it's nice not 'shopping and 'shopping and 'shopping a friggin' pic of Vanilla Ice. Have you ever tried to airbrush out a beard? I have, once. Never again). But I'm obsessing...I think I'll dig out my "Venture Bros." DVD and get away from here for a bit.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:55, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
Good luck.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:55, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

About Emulation Galaxy[edit source]

hi http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User_talk:Spang I told there the way to improve article, but if you think that it should be deleted i am okay with that. Thank you.

Tr0t0r

I dunno, its probably just too much vanity and slander to survive. Its actually on VFD now anyway. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 20:53, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

A word of thanks for Sarai[edit source]

The fix tag was something the article desperately needed, so a tip of the cap to you for that. I think it's better now. The kick you gave to my ass is much appreciated. :)--Procopius 00:59, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

No problem, a good kick in the ass is always good. Yeah, its better now. By the way, congrats on your PLS win! -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 02:04, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
Thanks a lot -- there were so many good entries (not least of which is Hermaphrodite) that's kind of amazing the Cover Letter won. Along those lines, I'm glad to see the Greek god(dess?) is getting the VFH support he/she so richly deserves.--Procopius 13:34, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
Thanks, I liked your article too, you and Shandon are definitely the best noobs ever. Yeah, the PLS was filled with great articles, I have no grudge or anything, another feature would be fine with me. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 20:52, 22 August 2006 (UTC)


Re: MacGuffins[edit source]

Sorry, I seem to be a lot more of a n00b than I thought. I'll clean up the mess as soon as I finish cleaning up the article. -Bahustard 02:05, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

I listed the redirects on QVFD. In the future just create the page under User:Bahu/WHATEVERTHEHELLYOUWANT. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 02:07, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
Duly noted! Thanks for your help. I'll make something out of this damned article, just wait. -Bahustard 02:14, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
Alright. No prob. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 02:16, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

Crispy Vandal[edit source]

Can you access IRC and get an admin to ban this guy, already? I can't from my current location (<cough>, work, <cough>).--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:20, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

Just did. Dawg banned him. All is well. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 04:22, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
There just might be something to teamwork after all.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:26, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

DEATH TO SANYO[edit source]

I demand that [[Sanyo-Uncyclopedian War not be deemed NRV a 'vanity page', this is an article on a conflict, with uncyclopedia users as it's combatants, if this level of interactivity is 'not redeeming', nor the comedy value of a war on Sanyo to kill off txt language is of a high enough level to satisfy you oh great Administrator, then I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.

If theres anything I can do to make the article not NRv than I might consider that.

DEATH TO SANYO

Neo Zidane Icons-flag-gb.png Headbutt extraordinaire 14:05, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

Why?[edit source]

Why is Crater Chains deemed NRV? --BizarroBerserkerB 18:19, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

Simple. Too short, and bad formatting. Make it longer, add sections, etc. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 18:22, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
Ok thanks, I thought you were going to say something like it was not funny at which point I would break down crying.--BizarroBerserkerB 18:28, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
No problem, let me know when you fix it up, and I'll remove the NRV. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 18:31, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

argh[edit source]

I think you've added the ugly template to my article at least 10 times in the last 10 mins to Paloumpis Arabia. Give me a chance to clean it up. What else can I do to it after these mods. Its not very short, im making it longer, it has sections, pictures and quotes. what say you?--cccc 20:19, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

I've said repeatedly: fix the redlinks, add some categories, and make it a little longer. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 18:28, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

A Wish for Wings[edit source]

I would just like to note that progress on this article is...

...erm...

progressing.

Strangelv 07:56, 27 August 2006 (UTC)

I changed it to {{fix}}, because it still needs some work. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 18:30, 27 August 2006 (UTC)

Dear Sir[edit source]

Dear Sir Cornybread,

I fixed the Cheesish Republic article. Does it have to have more links? Please let me know on My talk page. MC to the Panjabi 17:58, 27 August 2006 (UTC)PanjabiMC

It needs categories, and fewer redlinks. Fix it up a little more. And when you write on my talk page, this is where I'll respond. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 18:29, 27 August 2006 (UTC)

Willy on wheels[edit source]

Looks like the page is broked... redirects aren't working. The edit window shows only the redirect, so it's not database lag. I remember hearing that there were broken, undeletable redirects elsewhere on the site, so maybe this is one of them. --Sign2.pngSarinZero (blabber )Sign2.png 22:04, 27 August 2006 (UTC)

Hmmmmmmmmmm... Just leave it for now, hopefully an admin will figure it out. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 22:06, 27 August 2006 (UTC)

Remove me from UGotM Please?[edit source]

I want to be removed from UGotM, Please, I am not useless and I can prove it, I have learned all my lessions and I no longer wish to be admin, I take back everything I done and I will take it to follow the rules, Oh Honerable Sir Cornbread, Please!!! --SU182 23:07, 27 August 2006 (UTC)

Glad you've learned your lesson, but you are a lock to win that "award". Dont whine and worry so much, its not a life or death matter here, its some award on a website... -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 23:11, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
I don't want that award, I'll decline it, I'll remove the nomination from my page, I'll remove the badge from my page, I'll even go so far as to remove my own nomination from UGotM, But I won't do that becuase of Ban, Please, Sir Cornbread, Remove My Nomination, Please!!! --SU182 23:36, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
Have a look at some of the distinguished names who have won the award already. Not everyone has it you know. You should be honoured. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Seriously, man, does it really matter? And also, removing the badge can get you banned too... -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 23:49, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
I am not going to wear that badge, I am also not going to accept that award, I am not going to have my user ruined, I don't want people to know that I am not useless, I am not!!!, I am improved, I do care about this, This is my higest priority, And I will make people know that I'm not useless! --SU182 00:03, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
Um, Zombiebaron received UGotM and he's a freakin' Sir Captain with UotM and four features to his credit now. So take your medicine and push on. Stiff upper lip and all that, what. Cornbread, sorry for the drive-by, I just had to leave my two cents.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:11, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
And I care, Why? --SU182 00:18, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
No problem MO, its appreciated. And SU182, I hope you enjoy being banned for life. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 01:13, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

Re: Yeah yeah yeah...[edit source]

Yeah, everything's cool. I don't know how you felt about the Falco/polenta UnNews article, but after I read it (and laughed out loud, scaring people on the train), any animosity was gone. --Falcotron 05:22, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

Twas humorous, I actually commented on its talk page when Immy made it. I thought it was funny and all in good humor. No problems, just wanted to make sure there was nothing left unresolved. (P.S. If someone posts on your talk page, they're most likely watching it, so no need to respond here, just do it on your page). -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 05:27, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

My sig[edit source]

Thanks for helping, but that version doesn't work either. See: -- Falcotron16.png !!! ??? 05:23, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

Hmmmm, I'll try and figure it out, give me a sec... -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 05:25, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
Seems to be working better, give it a try. I'm going to bed though, so I won't be able to help, but good luck. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 05:31, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
Your version made the !!! and ??? too small to click on all three browsers (the small tag), and pushed the date onto the next page on IE7 and Safari (no idea why). My current version looks good in IE7 and FF1.5; it looks funky in Safari, but at least it doesn't screw up the page formatting. Although all the nbsp's are a terrible hack. Anyway, thanks; I'll try again later. -- Falcotron16.png !!! ??? 05:36, 30 August 2006 (UTC)


User:Dawg Messing With My Talk Page[edit source]

Well Dawg has been editing my talk page even when he had no part in the talk. I went to his talk page and asked him why he did it and he deleted my post. I was wondering if you could help. Thanks. --TaintedCell 00:16, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

What he did was absolutely fine. Dont care. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 03:20, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

Ninja Star[edit source]

Thanks. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 03:20, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

Bucket of Piss[edit source]


I'm honored. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 03:20, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

"Poor Little Buttercup"[edit source]

Ah, you've been duped. See the article, see its talk page, see my talk page again. While you've been away, the joke has gotten old. BTW haven't received my poo lit prize yet, & am going camping this week.--Shandon 03:26, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

TAKE LEGAL ACTION!!!! -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 03:37, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
Witt is a troll. Thanks for your verification of my ID--Shandon 05:32, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

BTW I'm going away camping for a few days, so if you feel like looking at and/or adding to this, go ahead--Shandon 12:40, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

Civility[edit source]

Having read User talk:Tom mayfair, I'm asking you to please consider the appropriateness and civility of messages you leave for other users in future. There's simply no reason for you to start hurling insults at people, even if you have an editing diagreement. Both MoneySign and I spoke to Tom on IRC yesterday about his "award stealing", and I'm satisfied that it was a misunderstanding on his part. I also explained to him that other users may well be annoyed at him doing this when they have worked hard for the wiki to earn their awards, and again, I'm satisfied that he understands this now. But there's no excuse for being abusive to another useful contributor. Telling vandals to go fuck themselves is one thing, but dissent within the community is counterproductive. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:41, 11 September 2006 (UTC)

Yeah sorry, I just get pissed when I'm on Ban Patrol, when I obviously shouldnt be there. This guy isnt a good contributor though, if you've been watching. See Rc's talk page. Anyway, I didnt know this was IRC'd and I apologize. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 05:19, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
I guess I had better stop editting redlinks, dead ends, and redirects since I'm not a good contributor though, if you've been watching. I guess NRV, VFD, & QVFD is the real work around here.--Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 13:26, 12 September 2006 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian of the Year[edit source]

Voting in syria.jpg That picture is a picture of you voting for Sir Cornbread. That's right. He's nominated for Uncyclopedian of the Year.


So like...you will be voting for yourself, right? --EMC [TALK] 01:16, 12 September 2006 (UTC)


Thanks a lot for thinking of me, but it appears the admins removed the noms, as you cant vote until January. Anyway, by all means, go vote for me for UOTM (Im nommed). Thanks, -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 05:17, 12 September 2006 (UTC)

Why[edit source]

Don't you go and sign up for the Official Welcoming Committee? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Done. And when did we start that anyway? -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 23:38, 17 September 2006 (UTC)
Under discussion for a while. Still in its early stages of development currently. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Suburban homeboy[edit source]

In honour of your good taste and breeding for selecting a deep, socially conscious and literate satire as Suburban homeboy for featuring, I tip my cap to you. Hurrah!--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:15, 19 September 2006 (UTC)

Its great, and I did write Rap after all... Congrats. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 02:36, 20 September 2006 (UTC)

Note[edit source]

Look, I'm new. So I don't know anything about this site, except being funny, HTML, as well as uploading images.

You know what? Let's just forget this crap and start again. Hi! I'm Michael!

Micoolio101 13:09, 20 September 2006 (UTC)Micoolio101

Hi, Michael. Nice to meet you. Now will you please remove your vote against me? By the way, If I write on your talk page, just respond there and I'll see it. Thanks, -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 01:47, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

Double spaces[edit source]

Is there any reason why a lot of articles have two spaces between a full-stop (oh yeah, Yanks call it a period, or something) at the end of a sentence, and the first letter of the next sentence? -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 13:50, 20 September 2006 (UTC)

Not exactly sure what you mean...give me an example. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 01:50, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
Yeah, it's not that clear what I meant. Example: "This is a sentence.<space><space>This is the next sentence." Except replace those <spaces> with actual spacebar spaces. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 02:10, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
Hmmmm, I dunno really, might just be errors or something. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 03:49, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
Sorry for the driveby, but two spaces after a period was the way they used to do it. I was taught typing on an IBM Selectric typewriter, and a space-space made the text easier to read. Old school!--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:54, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
Learn somethin new every day...-- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 04:02, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

You'll notice the double spaces in my writing. It's an idiosyncrasy of my writing that makes it easy to identify, since I've always done it as long as I can remember. It might have something to do with the fact I learned to type in 1986, but I cannot confirm this. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 04:04, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

I've already changed heaps of them into single spaces. I hope no-one minds... -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 05:44, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

Regarding The Ultimate Battle[edit source]

I don't think this deserves an NRV, it's either vanity or belongs to gamespace. --Quira 05:48, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

Wasnt vanity, but was crap. Didnt realize you already QVFD'd it. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 03:42, 22 September 2006 (UTC)

Voting[edit source]

I've removed my against vote and replaced it with a For vote. I couldn't do it earlier because I was blocked for "accidently" creating double redirects. --Micoolio101 02:53, 22 September 2006 (UTC)Micoolio101

Thanks. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 03:43, 22 September 2006 (UTC)

VFH[edit source]

No need to apologize for voting against. I'd rather have an against with an "I don't really like this one" than one with "I don't get it". I think it's funny, and after rewriting part of American Fundie Magazine (with the depressing research that that required), and the (somewhat) more subtle (and absurd) Solid Gold, I needed a laugh.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:46, 24 September 2006 (UTC)

Congrats on the back-to-backs by the way! -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 22:49, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
Yes, it's been a good couple of months. I went from "Modusoperandi" to "Sir Modusoperandi VFH(x2) VFP(x2)" in what, thirty days? Outrageous! It makes all of the heartache of researching, writing, retouching/making pics, and relentless tweaking worth it. That Suburban homeboy got featured surprised me, particularly as it only got nominated because Mister Nosey nom'd all of the pages that either won or got an honourable mention in Poo Lit.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:04, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
Sadly, Hermaphrodite has fallen into stagnation...My new masterpiece will be ready soon enough though... -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 23:07, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
Hey, I voted for it...and good luck w/the Grinch parody, but try to avoid calling it a masterpiece; you don't want a head that's too big for your shoulders (I, personally, submit a pic to VFP everyonce in awhile to get butchered to ensure the continued parity between the size of my melon and the rest of me. Two got featured, oddly, so my head is just a little too big right now.). If your ego got too big you'd be wandering around this wiki with an entourage, then you'd come out with a line of clothes, then a fragrance and "Cornbread: The Spoken Word Album". The rest of us don't need the hastle. "Keep it real", as the kids say. They do still say that, right?--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:18, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
Yeah. But the fragrance and album sound like a good idea. What do you think of the start I have? Any suggestions? -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 23:22, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
Sadly, you're asking the wrong guy. I never liked the Grinch and, as such, am at a disadvantage when critiquing a parody there of. You might want to change "bourbon" to the .5% alcohol drink that they're allowed to have (I can't remember what it's called, though), and try not to use Jew all the time (repetition can be comedy, but Hebrew rhymes too). That's about all I've got.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:34, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
Bourbon rhymes perfectly there, so I dunno about that. But you just might be right with the Hebrew part. Thanks. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 23:37, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
I might be able contribute a couple of pics; but you'd be in line behind Shandon, so it could be awhile...--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:49, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
That would be great. RadX said he'd help too. The last time you two made me pics, the results were terrific. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 23:57, 24 September 2006 (UTC)

Just a note, if "THEY" (as in the drink they are allowed to drink) refers to "US" (as in Jews) there is no problem, basically, of drinking Bourbon. Some Kosher rules apply, but nothing serious...so you might as well leave it be...-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 00:15, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

William Tennent[edit source]

Hi, I'd like to ask why you changed my vanity page markings on the William Tennent Highschool page to one which designates it for huffing in 7 days? I went through this yesterday, and attempted to fix it to the best of my abilities. If you could perhaps tell me what is wrong with it, so I can better correct it, I'd be very greatful. Thank you. 68.82.130.11 22:52, 24 September 2006 (UTC)

Simple. It violates our vanity policies. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 22:53, 24 September 2006 (UTC)

Well I went through the article once again with a fine tooth comb, and, according to your history notes (I probably should have checked that before hand, but alas, I didn't) it contained names. Was this the only violation of the policy that the article was in? If so, I have fixed the only real name that had slipped by me (Randy), but, should that not be the only violation, could you please tell me what other parts of the article are in violation? Thank you. 68.82.130.11 22:58, 24 September 2006 (UTC)

Just an example: "Our debate team rocks, it has me, Azrael, and FalseGods on it, and we are known to be totally insane." There's much more. In all likeliness, it will be deleted. Talk to someone else if you want. this guy is really good at helping save vanity. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 23:02, 24 September 2006 (UTC)

Just delete it then. Not going to waste my time. 68.82.130.11 23:05, 24 September 2006 (UTC)

UGotM[edit source]

Thanks for helping to defend me from the foolish unhumour of a user who, by now, knows better. Hopefully. Even on a wiki with as widely varying tastes as Uncyc, it's nice to know that there's some semblance of community.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:13, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

Just for your info...[edit source]

No, Lowee is not a sock puppet of mine -- he's Tasmanian for Chrissakes. Believe me, while I'm stoked that so many fine UnCyclopedians voted for me, I don't care that much about awards that I would cheat. Cheers -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 10:33, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

I didnt vote against you, notice. I'm sure you can see why it looked a little suspicious, though. Congrats, -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 03:22, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
Thanks for the congrats. But as for suspicious? He's Australian, doesn't have a user page and he voted for me? You'd need more than that before you could take it to the DA... Cheers. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 03:48, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
Actually, about 99.9% of socks dont have userpages...arent you Australian too? His edits were very similar to yours, making it suspicious. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 03:56, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
Yes, like Lowee I'm Australian, so it doesn't surprise me that he's taken an interest in the Australia article. And for some reason it doesn't bother me that you essentially called me a liar and a cheat on the vote page. Though if you'd asked an admin to check our IP addresses you might have seen that he lives in an island state hundreds of miles away from me. Cheers -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 15:28, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
Australian?! He's TASMANIAN for the love of god! they're all inbreaders! Think Aussie version of West Virgina. Now, you wouldn't mistaken Armando for a west virginian would ya?! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 21:11, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
Eww. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 21:15, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
Mordillo said Virgina. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 05:26, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
Oh hell, I still guess that my English is better than your Hebrew...:)-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 08:31, 8 October 2006 (UTC)

Useless Gobshite Nom.[edit source]

hahahahahaha thanks I guess.I really am trying I guess it may just take a little tim to adapt to Uncyclopedia hahaha. SOADLuver 20:14, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

No problem. Keep on making horrible images! -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 20:22, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
Hahaha I'm tryin' here!Uncyclopedia's humor is just so different for me. SOADLuver 20:30, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
Dont worry we were all new once, my first 2 articles were deleted. If you win the award take it as a joke, not an insult. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 20:36, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
Oh don't worry I won't and again thanks for not being a jerk about it.SOADLuver 20:46, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

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Thanks and good luck. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 02:05, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

The Bureaucracy Channel[edit source]

I've changed the "listy" programming schedule to a "tabley" one, if that makes any difference. To be honest I never saw it as a list, as lists never go beyond the title+list phase (no descriptive paragraph, no excerpts, no pics, etc).--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:19, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

Just so you know...[edit source]

I wasn't making that point to help you win your argument, it was just something that I had noticed, and was hoping to keep off that page, which is where it now is.  ::Sigh:: Oh well, goodnight anyway.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 05:03, 29 October 2006 (UTC)

Oops, sorry...Dont worry, Im sick of arguing...so thats where this ends. Goodnight. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 05:10, 29 October 2006 (UTC)