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The Rutles

Hello I was Trying to rewrite the article The Rutles, because it's was just the shit Wikipedia Page, and you removed my edits and reverted the page to it's original shity state, I presume you did this because you thought I'd just blanked the page, when in fact I was rewriting it, so if you'd please piss-off and let me rewrite the page it would be much appreciated, Thank You.

Thank you for your kind words, yes, you are correct that your actions appeared to be those of a random blanker, hence the revert. With regards to rewriting articles, as humour is often subjective, and people frequently have their own unique view on what is and isn't funny, coupled with the fact that they may also develop an emotional attachment to "their" work, we usually prefer to take a slightly different route with regards to rewrites. This usually involves people rewriting a version of the article in their own userspace, "User:Whoever/The Rutles" where they can develop a new version over time. This approach also allows for a more community based review of where the new version is better than the old version. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Banned User

Hello! I would appreciate it very much if you could un-block the 3-4 IP's associated with user Zana Dark as per Todd Lyon's talk page. I really love this site and want to continue to contribute! Thank you so much. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 01:39, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks again! And I appreciate you welcoming me to Unc. a long time ago! It's so great to see admins being supportive and helpful instead of napoleonic ban nazis. ;) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 15:00, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
No problems....I'm actually aiming to be a supportive, helpful, napoleonic ban nazi. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
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~Formerly Annoying Crap 20:24, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank 'e

For thy kind words, sire. I am still finding my feet here at present, but am enjoying the trip and fully intending to make this site more Brit friendly. If you get The Archers you may care to glance at the over-arching work in progress Wireless 4 - I'd appreciate any constructive help. --Asahatter (annoy) 23:04, 4 May 2007 (UTC)


How dost thou findeth new users that thou might welcome them? --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 21:13, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

I consult the Great Oracle of the Recent Changes, whose wisdom is legendary. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

About your name...

How do you pronounce it? is it like ma-HAI-lee or m-HAIL-ee or like Mail, or... you get the picture.--Small Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 06:35, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

You can pronounce it however you want to. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
I just call him...whenever no other man will do. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:53, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
I'd recommend you pronounce it "yes sir". It will make life a lot easier. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 04/8 01:31
I pronounce May-ill, because it's cooliest. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 07:19, 22 April 2007 (UTC)


Never got a chance to thank for nominating The Consumerist. So uhh, thanks :) HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 05:46, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

You're is a bloody great article. I'm surprised you don't have more featured articles to your name too, perhaps we need to set up a School of Whores to edumacate you. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Coul you look up my....

...article UnFilm: Nell and tell me what you think? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:13, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Glad to see you!

We've had vandals coming out of our ear-holes in here! No admins about, so I had to grass them up to Angela on #Wikipedia...all reverted though :) RabbiTechno 14:42, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

A small favor

We have two categories for Brazilian (sigh) users:

Can you delete the redundant category? I mean, the one with the big "U" and only one member? -- herr doktor needsAraygun Rocket.gif [scream!] 19:55, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

By the way, the lowercase "u" was my falt. If you prefer, I can just change the template so it directs to the category I'm suggesting you to delete, and after you delete the other. -- herr doktor needsAraygun Rocket.gif [scream!] 20:01, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

You might not think my posts funny but the physicists are laughing their heads off

I noticed your tag, please give it some time, the other physicists are having a ball.– Preceding unsigned comment added by Zztop (talk • contribs)

Oh noes!

I wasn't with you on Holocaust Tycoon, but I'm with you on this one. It's too bad that it caught controversy so soon; it seems unfinished (and will continue to be so for a while). --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:30, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

I personally think its a stroke of genius and one of the reasons it saddens me that Olipro doesn't write as many UnNews articles as he used to. Other than that, I was barely with me over Holocaust Tycoon. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Well, he is a recluse. Collects his own urine in jars, I've heard. Sells it on Ebay. Odd chap. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:39, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
A+++...WOULD BUY FROM AGAIN!!!! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Me too...and I also have written a few pages that almost went QVFD vice mainspace as I didn't know whether they crossed the line, or tripped on the line, then fell, cracking open their skulls on the asphalt, and laid there bleeding and unconscious on the other side. Repetition (as in relentlessly editing them) seems to help quell that queasy feeling, and now one of them is one of my favourites...but I'm not here to whore. I'm actually here to ask, "You gonna finish that urine?". The silly straw is a nice touch. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:47, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

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What if I come upon a very crappily written, and generally stupid article, and want to re-write it? Is there some sort of procedure I need to follow? Yomoneyboat 14:18, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

Normally the best approach is to rewrite it within your own userspace first (just stick "/Whatever" after your username in the address bar). Once you've finished you can ask an Admin about replacing the article for you, or look to get a consensus. Which article are you thinking about? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)


You voted here. You should probably vote here instead. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:12, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

Maybe? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Probably. I'm just saying... --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:23, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

Thanks for voting for me to become a new administrator. I appreciate your support. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 01:17, 27 April 2007 (UTC)


Article about Albania is highly offensive for Serbs and other Slavs. I think that it should be deleted or at least heavily edited. It constantly insists on Slavic whores and does not ridicule Albania but in fact Serbs and Slavs in a very insulting way (They are in fact referencing events that happened during the time Serbs were under Ottoman empire, and also modern events in Kosovo). This is due to that Albanians and Serbs have a history of conflicts about Kosovo (which has been Serbian territory for more that 1000 years). SSJ 5 00:33, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks dude I'll try to make a better artice ... And this article is highly offencive for all Slavs not only Serbs! And as I said Albanians used to raped Serbian women after the KFOR arrived on Kosovo and thaey are constantly bringing that and Ottoman empire references and that is VERY offencive for at least dozens of millions of people. BTW I've been banned by someone for ""vandalising"" Albania article, so I made a new account. Uchiha Sasuke 16:34, 3 May 2007 (UTC)


Thank you very much for your vote. This month, do the right thing and vote for Spang. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:28, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Deleted Page

--Starfox10 15:10, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

I created a page and it got deleted!!! What happened?

Can you tell me exactly what the page was called and I'll try to track it down. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

--Starfox10 14:36, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Spineshank was the name. Was it deleted because it wasn't funny or I didn't put in enough information or what?

Thank YOU!!!!

Thank you Mhaille for helping me get started on Uncyclopedia...HERE... Relish it..

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No problems.....we're here to help. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)


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actually , that was a creation of our own... and it got deleted. thats why we preferred posting it here as well... if u say that we should do some editing here as well, we would be happy to.

Thanks for... something or other

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for the nomination... and not voting against me for +S and all that jazz. Actually... I probably should have made a meade version, but I'm too lazy -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 21:55, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Nominated user?

Any idea why people add [[Category:Nominated user|{{PAGENAME}}]] to all these pics, putting them in Category:Nominated_user? I went to clean them out, as is my perogative, but I'm checking with someone smart just in case I'm accidentally helping the terrorists win. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:24, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Taking a wild stab in the dark (which is always fun I can tell you) I'd guess that the Nominated User tag is added when they pick the "No license selected: Unknown license!" option for the image. I'm guessing that someone screwed up. Will ask the server pixies if there's anything they can do to resolve it. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Can you get them to uncurse my mouse? I stepped on a witch, you see, and she...--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:41, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
I see the problem, an error in an old version of Template:No license. It's been fixed quite a while, but those images were accidentally put in that category while it was broken. They can just be removed, and no more will be added now -- sannse (talk) 11:07, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Oh noes!

PFP is broken. Scroll down a little bit and everything gets all small. I took a look at it, scratched my head and banged on the intake manifold with the back end of a screwdriver...I'm stumped. Any ideas? I'm guessed that someone did something. Wrong, probably. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:56, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Remember that time that I asked if you could help fix something, then I fixed it myself? Ah, good times. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:00, 4 May 2007 (UTC)


Thanks for not giving me the chance to write Bannination. I have not contributed here for many months. I thought maybe there were some sensible people here now with their finger on "delete". I see it has only gotten worse here. -- 14:30, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

As an Admin there's often a fine line between articles that make it and those that don't, and we need to make a quick decision. Your contribution "failed" on two of the significators that I use, one it was completely random and two, it wasn't an article, it was a sentence. If you have managed to pad it out into a few paragraphs we'd probably be having an entirely different discussion right now. I could add a third significator in that you are an anonymous IP though that in itself isn't such a bad thing.
I'm sorry that you feel as negative as you do, but please try to see if from the other side. We get hundreds of "one liners" added to the site daily, and experience has shown us that the vast majority never expand beyond that. If you looked through our user guide you'll see most of the reasons I've outlined above as to why your contribution was deleted.
If, however you genuinely wish to expand the article, sign up for an account and I will happily transfer the deleted content to your userspace. Just let me know... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Bunfight at the OK Corral

Hmmm - like it. The Goodies did do Bun Fight at the OK Tea Rooms and I am myself guilty of writing a pantomime The Magnificent Seven Dwarfs... I feel an idea brewing ... --Asahatter (annoy) 22:04, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Ecky-Thump, I hope no one ever discovers where I get all my ideas from. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Keep writing... comedy gold awaits
Hope you're happy with progress thusfar - feel free to shoot it all down in flames, as I'm not that precious about it. Like the Tombstone pic... think we can give Harpo a horn instead of a rifle too... in fact a liberal dosing of the old cliches would go down well...
Yeah, just wanted to get a first draft of the image up to see how it looked. Think it will turn into a nice little article.... :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)


they are all mine and I din't want to bother someone for a rename.. --TheOminousMan 06:26, 8 May 2007 (UTC)

K.....not a problem. Thanks for letting me know. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Sorry I worried you Mhaille. --TheOminousMan 06:30, 8 May 2007 (UTC)


Thanks a lot for your welcoming message! I will try to be a worthy Picachu. I would like also to express my gratitude to my parents, my producer, my studio, my publishing house and, last but not least, Kevin Bacon :-P. Cheers! --A true Picachu 21:58, 8 May 2007 (UTC)(Say cheese)


       Dear Mhaille,

The Shite Girls reunited, so I thought I'd leave a message and say: "Good afternoon!" (forgot to add user name...)

Yeah, already seen it. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Thanks for the welcome

it is nice. Darryl69 12:04, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

Cheers chum

thanks for thay, to qoute the previous user- it was nice. Hamsterminator 13:26, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for The Welcome

Thanks for the links I'll take care to have a good look. There seems to be a creat community already established here and I only hope I can produce and maintain articles to the hilarious standard I have seen already. The Knowledgizer

Involuntary celibacy

I've moved the article to your userspace since the WIP expired and I have vague recollections that you might want to do something with it, so in the interests of preventing me deleting it while you sleep and you probably not noticing and forgetting forthwith; I've moved it there instead. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 01:36, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Thanks for the input on my HowTo!

Wow! You must be really bored to help however I really appreciate it! Think the idea has potential? ^_^ ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 07:57, 11 May 2007

Yeah, think its a great idea. With some decent images you might have a real winner there... :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
High praise indeed! Thanks ::beam:: ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 08:15, 11 May 2007


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...for the Darwin Salvation. I felt bad about voting against Ecky-Thump until I realized that it'll be probably less than a week before another of your articles is nom'd, at which time I'll probably have a topical frame of reference which will lead to a DIG (as it has before; I don't think we've edited any of the same stuff yet, but I really like your work). Now, just get your friends to follow in your footsteps. Cheers! :) --THINKER 10:46, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

Ecky-Thump ain't mine....its one of Todd's from way back when. Still bloody funny though. :) Love the LA article, it flows in exactly the way that the article should. Fingers crossed on the feature. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Don't make me think so hard!

I was shooting fish in a barrel -- you know, trolling Special:Newpages, the equivalent of snagging carp in a dried-up pond -- and I noticed that the handy-dandy list of "reasons to delete" has disappeared from the delete confirmation page. Now I have to come up with a reason of my own? That's too haaaaaaard! If I wanted to *think*, I'd be an admin on some lesser venue. Is it a permanent change? If so, I'll have to come up with another canned-response cheatsheet. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 13:30, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

I believe its a temporary cockup, rather than a permanent one, we're also hoping to see a return of the nice buttons at the top of the edit window too. Nice to see you've come home.... :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)


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