User:Mhaille/Involuntary celibacy

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“I gave it a go, but couldn't keep it up.”

~ Noel Coward on Involuntary Celibacy

Involuntary Celibacy, known as "Incel" by people who experience it, is a disease common among those too pathetic to get laid. It basically means you cant find anyone to have sex with, so you label yourself "involuntarily celibate" so that it sounds cooler and makes you sound like you've been diagnosed with something instead of just being scared of girls. People afflicted by this disease commonly grow up to be Wikipedia Editors.

Involuntary Celibacy within Modern Society[edit | edit source]

An increasing number of people are claiming involubtary celibacy within modern life. Traditionally the practice was common amongst ugly people and the Welsh, however in recent times it has spread into a number of key areas.

One such area of increased acceptance of the practice is amongst people who work within IT.