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About a Recent Edit

Sorry about the edit on Caroline Rowe, the crap that was in the page before it was blanked was full of vanity wand was a piece of crap. Rivselis 18:21, 5 June 2006 (UTC)


You deleted my article on Jiri Paroubek before I could finish the first draft. Here is my suggestion:

Jiří Paroubek is a Czech national hero. Jiří Paroubek was born in Brno, capital village of Moravistan. He is a well known ice hockey player and a life-long term prime minister of the Czech Republic. Jiří Paroubek is biological father of Kim Jong-Il.

He is the only politition world-wide belowed by media, Czech journalists call Jiří Paroubek our loving and wise father (this official title is defined in Czech constitution).

The Czech Olympic Committe[1] awarded Jiři Paroubek a honorabel title "The Cunning Little Vixen" which was later celebrated by Leoš Janáček in one of his operas.[2]

Jiří Paroubek is the leader of Civic Democratic Party[3]


היפו 22:18, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

Mentor Guidance

I take it here , so you can answer without haste.

I would like to highlight TJ and I want it to be a success. What is your opinion? Is it ripe for that, or could something more bedone to it?--Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 22:53, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

Another thank you...

..for your for vote for Writer of the Month. May Sophia and all associated dieties bless you.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 01:40, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

About your recent comment:

You recently posted a bunch of n00b advice on my talk page. Just wondering: Was there actually anything wrong with what I wrote, or was that just because it showed up on n00b edits? If the former, what? If the latter, I don't think that's a good policy - you risk alienating new users before they've even done anything, and they may well either have experience from other wikis or have read those pages. I have. Both.--Yirimyah 11:21, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

'Fraid thats the standard "meet and greet" Welcome Template for the site, when we spot a "new" name editing. Usually the next step for a newbie is for them to write to whoever has posted it on their talk page asking wtf thats about, and then they get some sardonic reply back. Its all quite sad really. Anyway.....welcome to Uncyclopedia. God bless her, and all who sail in her..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

ey! dont delete my stuff on unpocalypse! it is true! i now rule uncyclopedia with an iron hand! REVERT I COMMAND YOU MERE MORTAL! REVERT! ONX 17:09, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

Dude, Calm down. You don't rule anything. I don't rule anything. This guy could ban you (and me) for as long as he could huff kittens wanted. Oh, Mhaille, what ever happened to the personal welcome that isn't some stupid template? Oh, and to Mr. IdatemyhandbecauseIcan'tgetany learn to use four of these "~" doohickeys to let us know who you are Rivselis 17:07, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

Sadly it comes down to a matter of time, if we write a personal welcome to everyone its going to eat away at our huffing/banning time, so we've tried to strike a balance. Then the people who take the time to respond get our attention, and the ones who don't drift off into the distance never to be heard from again...... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

But we all know time is a fictional substance like air! Rivselis 17:16, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

damn! i forgot that crap again! ah well, im ONX. ONX 6:66, 6 June 2006 (UTC) see? i pwn u all, second, i rule uncyclopedia with an iron hand!!!!! (son o satan, u see. i DO PWN U! YOU WILL DO MY COMMAND!!!! ONX 16:66, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for your kind words, MR ONX. I'm be sure to keep them in mind over the coming seconds. Incidentally, Uncyclopedia is a Benevolent Dictatorship rather than a Despotic Kingdom, ruled by a gentle community of warrior-sages, protecting their subjects from outside disruptions and showering them with gifts. I'm pretty sure we have one set aside you. Welcome back..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Is it ok if I set fire to ONX now? He seems to be trying to live my dream with no success whatsoever. Wizstaff2.JPGThe Freed Mind Sutoth the Black MageWizstaff.jpg [FACEHOLE HERE] [MUN] [YvJP]Icons-flag-gb.pngI am not a chump.Icons-flag-gb.png

Cheers Love.

Read the headline. [[<3]] <---- O bollox im guessing the code doesnt like the < symbol. Anyway of creating an article like that?


Whats wrong with my nearlygasm page? --Holty 12:25, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

Hi, well two things really. One, that it was only two lines long (we're a spoof encyclopedia so we need encyclopedic style articles) and two, although it has the potential to be a good article there was nothing that made me laugh. If you think it could be expanded into a full artile, you can certainly try, I would suggest starting Orgasm Types and adding a variety of them so that it fills out. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

The Chuck

I have been guarding the Chuck Norris facts page for a while as it is a magnet for unfunny twats, and I have a soft spot for the ol' Chuckster. Now has been vandalising the page (check the talk page) in a minor way, only enough to tick me off, not enough for any retribution. Until now, when he has blanked it, or at least has, and I reckon he's the same fool. Can you sick him for me? FreeMorpheme 17:05, 7 June 2006 (UTC) PS thanks for the help with my predator image btw

The google

Hey there was looking at the google ban thread and did a search with omiited results on google its okay the site is on page 90 of the search results just under's result. no need to worry......--Bobspelledbackwards 14:20, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

wanna be a gnu, dont know how

hello mhaille,

how does one become a GUN like you? i know it has soemthing to do with being 1337 and funny... you are my hero

-- --DUFFMAN DUFFMAN rules massage DUFFMAN 12:40, 10 June 2006 (UTC) 10:17, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

Erm, thanks......I think. Becoming a Knight or Dame Grand Cross (GUN) is done through becoming the WOTM or UOTY. Getting the WOTM award is a long, arduous journey, starting by writing quality articles like what I do, and earning the love and respect of your fellow contributors. Then after a sizable bribe into the Bank of Chronarion you may be nominated, whereupon other users decend like a swarm of harpies to post comments about your suitability for the honour. If enough people think the award should be yours, you get a nice badge and a ceremonial hat to wear for a whole month. Hope that answers your question. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Is there an easier alternative? Can I just award myself the medal?
-- --DUFFMAN DUFFMAN rules massage DUFFMAN 12:40, 10 June 2006 (UTC) 14:42, 9 June 2006 (UTC)
Sadly no. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Happily, no. -- Major Sir Todd Lyons GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC
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Hello and thanks for the welcome

You gave me the standard welcome on my talk page, so I thought it only kind to say hello, especially as you're a fellow UKer.

As it happens I could do with some of the help you offered. I've started an article called 'On Steroids' which I think has the potential to become funny. Basically it's a joke about how people will describe something awesome as being on steroids, for example the following website:

As I've said, I think it's got a bit of potential, but what it could realy use is a few images. I had an idea of taking a screenshot of the edit page which is of courese titled 'editing on steroids'. It could have a caption underneath 'Once you get a poolitzer prize you'll see this' or something along the lines.

Any help you could provide would be great as I don't have photoshop and I saw you recently got a featured image.The Spith 18:02, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

Looking nice, with a little more content, and restructuring, as well as a few decent images it will be a pretty decent article. Will give some thought to some images for you, and see if I can come up with anything. Welcome to Uncyclopedia.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)


Thanks for the welcome and the links! Sabbre 09:32, 10 June 2006 (UTC)

Its nice to see some Fresh Meat....welcome aboard. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

nth n00b question for today

will that alternative self-update when I update my signature?
--DUFFMAN DUFFMAN rules massage DUFFMAN 12:40, 10 June 2006 (UTC)

It will do. You should also set it up so that you can just hit the Sig button at the top of the editor page. You need to go into your preferences and set your Nickname to {{User:Carbonrodney/sig}} . Let me know if you have any problems.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Done. Cheers mate. ----DUFFMAN Oooh yeah! massage DUFFMAN 12:40, 10 June 2006 (UTC) 11:08, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
Actually that makes a bit of a mess of the page, because the whole signature content is now substituted onto the page you're editing (damn you MediaWiki 1.7!) - hit the edit button if you don't understand what I mean, and compare your signature to the other people's on this page. What you should set your preferences Nickname to is: {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Carbonrodney/sig}}. And don't forget to check the "Raw Signatures" checkbox, too, because you're currently leaving two different timestamps behind too. Cheers. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:15, 11 June 2006 (UTC)

An anonymous "user" has added stuff to our beloved McJesus article.

What are your opinions on it. Oh... and congrats on the featured image.--Mrasdfghjkl 09:58, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

Well?--Mrasdfghjkl 14:17, 18 June 2006 (UTC)
Well it didn't seem all that bad. It wasn't all that funny, but don't think it took anything away from the article. If you think it was crap feel free to delete the additions..... :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

That's Noobian, not 'Nubian'.

Hey. I just finished Money by Mr. Amis, and am now giving London Fields a try. Anyway- I'm working on a new signature, and how the hell do I add the time stamp to it? Yep, it's been like eight months I've been contributing and I'm still a Noobian about many things.--User:Claudius Prime Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem)

What about, n00bian?--Mrasdfghjkl 05:42, 16 June 2006 (UTC)

Deletion of 2147483647

Nice work, you managed to huff 2147483647 when I could barely start working on the article. Oh well, I guess it was a lame joke anyway, but I you should probably pay more attention to timestamps. -- Intgr 20:39, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

Response on your talk page.... Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

That's My Dick

Wonderful! Morwen 23:22, 15 June 2006 (UTC)


Image:ColossusofBarbie.jpg has the VFP template on it that needs to be removed. I saw that you'd protected a lot of images in the log, so I figured I'd ask you. I'm currently working on cleaning out the VFP templates from many a failed nomination and this is one of the obstacles that came up. Thanks -JBob 21:09, 16 June 2006 (UTC)

Looks like Splarka has already dealt with it.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
The reason it was protected is because it wasn't a failed nomination, but a successful nomination. Someone put the VFP template in the wrong section and RC might not have seen it when adding the award template and protecting the page. Or he's just a dumb f*cker. <3 --Splaka 02:57, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
Yes. —rc (t) 18:27, 17 June 2006 (UTC)

Hey, it's that one noob again =O

Yeah, that one lame guy from IRC who actually asked an uncyclopedia question. XD. So you deleted the article on racing, which was... needed, I guess, but should I take that as meaning that old articles that would normally be NRVd get deleted? Or were you just feeling in a deleteful mood? Yeah. ~Chocceh. 22:13, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

The NRV tag gives a seven day period of grace for any article, and is usually only dished out to those that show some promise, and might with a little work make a decent article. If they don't seem to make the grade after the seven days are up, then they get huffed. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Already on it, mate

I've read two UnNews stories this morning I want to fuck up, yours happens to be second on my list. Cheers! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:51, 20 June 2006 (UTC)


Do you like ham? Sliferjam 14:53, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

Will it have green eggs with it? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Yes. Or bacon. Your choice. Sliferjam 16:57, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

Whoops, don't give him that ham. I think that's the one I laced with cyanide for my sister...--SarinZero (blabber) 17:00, 21 June 2006 (UTC)


So uh, how do you make templates?


Thanks for formatting the page. I can do content but I don't know how to do formatting just yet. I will have a look at the page and see how you did it. I imagine you think it's a little funny?--Shandon 22:44, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

Yeah....think with a bit of spit and polish it will be a nice little article. You should be able to see how I have sorted the formatting out quite easily. Any problems, give me a shout. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Looking good...I still do not see where the Table of Contents comes from. When I was making the original page, I looked at other successful pages (the JFK one for example), and the code for it doesn't leap out at me; nor have I seen it in any of the Help articles.--Shandon 23:47, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

Once you add a certain number of headings or subheadings the TOC appears as if by magic.....its automatic. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
For brevity's sake, they call that automagical. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 01:38, 21 June 2006 (UTC)


I was having a rough time formatting my page ^_^. You did exactly what I was hoping for, and it was kind of weird. "Did you use <|div align=right>?" "Yes, I did, but it's still not working." "Well, it's working now." "What? (Checks edit history.)" Heh. Thanks for the seagull template. --Karn 17:26, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

My userpage...

Now with ∞% more rulingness. Cctoide 22:37, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

Jon Eakes

Hi, if you feel like, please let me know if you think my 2 Jon Eakes pages are funny (feedback input needed! loser user! the usual!) Thanks a big one, I spent a little time on them this afternoon...--Shandon 05:10, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

Thank Ye Kindly!

I really appreciate the addition of the templates. That'll teach me not to follow the instructions! Dawg_sig_2.gif 07:56, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

No problems.....good to see you back and about! :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)


This foul knave hath been slain. If this is thy talk page, please note that thou art deceased.

The great and noble knight Splarka hath killed Mhaille with his/her lance because Mhaille is a nefarious evil-doer.

This is for using {{Welcome}} ~~~~ instead of {{subst:Welcome}}. MoneySign told me to. --Splaka 06:09, 24 June 2006 (UTC)

MoneySign says plenty.....bastards.....(mutters darkly)...... ((User:Mhaille/sig))


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For finally getting the hang of SUBST. Bravo, old chap! --Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|PLS|VFP 00:50, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

Yah me! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

A call to arms

I had an idea whilst browsing the village dump - why not change A Call to Arms to attack google instead of the sysops? --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 12:41, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

Deletion something

I swear to Satan I had no idea I had done that. It may have been an accident while I was editing the Funny version of the God article nomination. I’m very sorry for whatever I did. Revert my changes and smack my bottom. Sorry again; accident I swear. Weri long wang 14:05, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

No worries, I did have a quick look at your edits, and the ones I saw didn't seem to be the actions of a vandal or an asshat, hence the message on your talk page. Looks like Oli has put his vote back on there now, so no damage done. And I won't hold it against you that it was my article.... :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)


I really appreciate the 'linkz 4 n00bs'. I'll be sure to stick around and contribute my 0.0003 cents.

AlexanderVII 18:00, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

Question about Nominations

I have noticed on the VFH page that, if a page is nominated for Featured article, it goes by the date the article was originally created as long as the article hasn't changed too much.

My question has to deal with if it DOES change a good bit. Today, I finished up a complete rewrite of Scatology (originially written in April 2005), changing the whole theme, layout, and text of the article. If I wanted to nominate that article for FA, would I be able to go ahead and nominate it due to the original creation date, or would I have to wait a week since I completely changed it?

Thanks! --Mr.Vib 22:53, 26 June 2006 (UTC)

To the Honourable and Awesome Sir Mhaille

I am but a humble minion, O' Lord of everything cool... I request your help, O' King of Sweetness. The rules of Useless Gobshite of the Month are being bent into a half-assed balloon animal. I have realized that you, O' Greatness, had made the rule stating "Any nominee cannot have been banned for longer than a day, for at least the previous month." I realize that I have been banned twice, but for no longer than a day, your Lordship, but Boothman had been banned for three whole days. Rcmurphy made this comment: "Psst - little secret for ya...nobody pays attention to that rule. Flameviper was banned for more than a day and he still (rightfully) won the title last month." He is in a direct violation of your will, Oh your highness. Please right this unjust wrong-doing, Leader of the People. I live to obey. Sliferjam - #1UN - You got something to say? - JAM! - I'm special. 13:32, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

Hmmmmm....I shall have to arrange a conflab with m'learned gentlemen Chief Prosecutor RCMurphy. The legal process with regards to UGOTM is set, however last months Flameviper vs The Admins case has set a precidence that may be difficult to overturn. Also, it may be that Boothman just plain deserves it. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Oh, thank you for blessing me with your divine wisdom! I am not worthy... I am not worthy... Sliferjam - #1UN - You got something to say? - JAM! - I'm special. 16:20, 28 June 2006 (UTC)