User:The Spith

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This user is a total UKer and can call you wanker with impunity. (British Uncyclopedians)

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♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. ...

This user contributes using Mozilla, because it could easily defeat Godzilla.

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This user is not a number, they're a free person!

I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.

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“The Spith was always such a pretentious prick, just like anyone else who puts a 'the' in front of their name”

– Oscar Wilde on The Spith