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qvfd gadget issues

Hi! Can you tell me exactly how the gadget is breaking? Does it give you an error message? If so, can you open your browser's console and copy any output you see there? (If you're using Firefox or Chrome, CTRL+SHIFT+I will open the developer tools, and then you just need to click on "console" to see any output.) Thanks! ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Dec 12 '13 15:44 (UTC)

It says it put the page on qvfd, but then I go there or reload recent changes and it's not there. Sometimes it works if I click on 'go to qvfd' rather than 'close', but today that didn't work either. There's no error message or anything, so I guess going to the console wouldn't work, but I could try it anyway. (I use Firefox.) – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 15:57, 12 December 2013 (UTC)

It's ok, I believe I have fixed it. My script assumed it should look for a newline after a "==" (which is the general pattern of a section header). However, sometimes there's nothing in a section other than a headline, and in that case, there's no newline after it. >_< ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Dec 12 '13 16:03 (UTC)

(And in those instances, your browser just sends the page-text back exactly as it was, instead of adding anything to it. In which case, the API cheerfully reports that there were no errors, and makes no edit.) ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Dec 12 '13 16:04 (UTC)

Great, thanks. I thought it might be something a bit like that. Do you think it can add a header for a new day if there isn't one, though? And if not, how would you code it so it can? Have it look for a number in the topmost section header, compare it with the current day, and if they don't match add a new section on top with the current month name and day, probably, but I don't know if or how you do that. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 16:09, 12 December 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, I could do something like that, but I would have to take into account the fact that some poopsmiths used to add jokes to the header, or misspell the date, and coding for human whimsy is kinda difficult. I guess what I'm trying to say is "ung...so lazy...can't..." ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Thu, Dec 12 '13 16:58 (UTC)

True. And of course it would have to find the month name, too, because some integral number of months might go by with nothing put on qvfd and the day of the last section header could be the same as the current day but the month would be wrong; I was thinking all it would have to do was find a number in the section header. I guess we'll have to keep doing section headers ourselves then. Which is probably fine. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:27, 12 December 2013 (UTC)

About the postings of Katy in the Cartoonist's discussion and on your right of deletes them or not

I read the first response Cartoonist and endorsement her words even more so as I have sysop, I also have the right to revert them because there is no offense, but a slander on his person. Cartoonist has already responded to high and want it to appear in the forum to refute these accusations. I say this because in the past I have suffered the same problem and now I have experience in dealing with these situations. :D Rhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie preppiedits 22:07, 27 December 2013 (UTC)

Ok, thanks for letting me know. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 00:54, 28 December 2013 (UTC)

Boobnoob

I have blocked boobnoob for 6 months, hopefully wiki stalking (on this site at least) should cease. That is all. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:37, 28 December 2013 (UTC)

Er ok, thanks I guess. Probably a good idea. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 18:21, 29 December 2013 (UTC)

File:OH GOD NO!.jpg

Yeah, it's on Commons by a different name. You don't mind if I delete the talk-page for that file, right? ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Jan 2 '14 6:54 (UTC)

Sure, that's fine. What's it called? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 07:02, 2 January 2014 (UTC)

Never mind, I see you fixed it. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 07:04, 2 January 2014 (UTC)

43

Great article! But that's not what I was going to tell you. If it makes any difference to you, please, accept my condolences, Llwy! I hope and wish that your new year will be a good new year. Anton (talk) 19:32, 3 January 2014 (UTC)

Thank you. Happy new year to you too. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 04:29, 4 January 2014 (UTC)

Belated awards: Congratulations, they love you, they really really love you.

	Uncyclopedian of the Month December 2013

~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Jan 5 '14 16:45 (UTC)

Thanks! – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 18:07, 5 January 2014 (UTC)

Signature

Scuce me. WTF have you done do it? You decorationed it, I no lik it! Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 23:35, 10 January 2014 (UTC)

I'm sorry it bothers you, but as several other users (example) also have pictures in their signatures I didn't really see a reason not to. Do you not like pictures in sigs in general, or just not the one I'm using? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 23:40, 10/01/2014

Oh you mean the +/- thingy? Er...eh. I'm not sure how to respond in any case. I suppose it is a bit funny looking, but I don't see why I should change it back... – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 23:43, 10/01/2014

Thanks

Thanks for your updates to Dieting. Reads a lot better now. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:14, 12 January 2014 (UTC)

My pleasure :) – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 00:14, 12/01/2014 00:14, 12 January 2014 (UTC)

Hello

Hello person who is everywhere at once. If I may ask a favor (I've used up my favors with lots of other people, and they all hate me now). Since I can't upload here (I've cleared my cache and all that, it's a mystery), there are two new pictures on my "Guidebook" page, one of the Goddess of Liberty's tiara and right eye, and one of Lyndon Johnson in the cloud, that haven't moved here from wikia as yet. If you have twenty minutes could you run over there and get them? Thanks if you do, and thanks a lot! if you steal the tiara for yourself. xxDShempxx was the first to spot the entire tiara, and I'd like to put a copy on her page as a gift too. Thanks a nillion. Aleister 17:54 17-1-14

Done. I uploaded them under their original names, so you won't have to do any wiggling. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:49, 17/01/2014

Thank you very much. This Guidebook article has been a fun ride, and it seems to be settling in to some final form now. All the additional pics have helped to show that there is something to it (lots of naysayers have stoned my windows, or was that me stoned using Windows? one of those). Thanks again. Aleister 13:33 18-1-14

p.s. I just saw you voted for the page too! Thanks again!

You're welcome. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 15:20, 18/01/2014

Remember

Hey...don't forget to vote for the Best articles of 2013. You're vote matters. Every vote counts. One vote can make a difference. Harry Potter is a wizard. Vanilla Icecream is the body of Jesus!. --ShabiDOO 01:58, 20 January 2014 (UTC)

Ok, I voted on one but I guess I'll vote on some more too. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 04:17, 20/01/2014

Remember

To let her into your heart,

Then you can start

To make it better! Anton (talk) 12:08, 20 January 2014 (UTC)

Song lyrics? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 13:36, 20 Jan 2014

Hey Jude Anton (talk) 19:59, 20 January 2014 (UTC)

Ah. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:00, 20 Jan 2014

That template

Maybe. It loops, which makes it perfect for vandalism. For instance, {{rep|{{rep|{{rep|{{rep|{{rep|100,000 |10}}|10}}|10}}|10}}|10}} is a little messy. Wonder if it would be better to delete it. Nominally Humane! 12:31 23 Jan

Good point, but I used it in {{~}} and it might have other uses too. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 00:33, 23 Jan 2014

Like UnBooks:1001 nights? Nominally Humane! 12:44 23 Jan

Definitely. It's funny too. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 00:46, 23 Jan 2014

About File:Beautiful girl.jpeg

Hello Llwy-ar-lawr! I have noticed that this file has been deleted，Can you tell me why?Cocoo (talk) 04:00, 23 January 2014 (UTC)

I have replied to your message on my talkpage, Cocoo. -- The Zombiebaron 04:42, 23 January 2014 (UTC)

What he said. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 04:48, 23 Jan 2014

Chinglish...-_-#Cocoo (talk) 07:28, 23 January 2014 (UTC)

qvfd gadget

Fixed it, I think. Let me know if it acts up again. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Jan 23 '14 7:00 (UTC)

Test

Testing new messages bug. 99.240.218.250 16:22, 23 January 2014 (UTC)

A historic pic needs transport

Hi. I wrote on UnNews page which is actually breaking news, and Uncy can be the first news agency to break news about past life on Mars. Can you run over to wikia uncy and upload the photo of the Mars fossil (posted on the unews by a similar name). And take a look at the stupid template wikia uncy has put on all of its UnNews articles, I don't know who ordered that one in. Thanks, and as I said, this is actually real news with a coat of satire added. Aleister 20:32 23-1-14

Done. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:37, 23 Jan 2014

You mean the 'man always bites dog' thing? That is weird. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:38, 23 Jan 2014

I'm glad you saw it, thanks, because that idiot SPIKE actually moved it to my namespace saying it wasn't notable. What a jerk that fellow is, and he really has overstepped on this one. thanks again. Aleister 20:46 23-1-14

No problem.

Spike does often seem to overstep, yes; I haven't read your thing but I'm sure it's good and not worthy of being userspaced, judging by what you write. Ever considered that maybe...we should all give up on working with him and stick to the fork? That's what I'd do if I were in your position, but of course it's up to you. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:51, 23 Jan 2014

He just enjoys nudging me, I have no idea why he's so antagonistic. This site is my main uncy site, but I do put my articles on wikia and have to come up on Spike playing the dictator when I do that. I consider both sites uncyclopedia, and will continue to do so until we drive them into the sea. Aleister 21:00 23-1-14

You are Aleisters new pic-upload-bitch!!! --ShabiDOO 13:11, 24 January 2014 (UTC)

Sure, I guess... – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 13:19, 24 Jan 2014

Cats speak foreign language

HI,Llwy-ar-lawr!Please help me to improve that page！please！I need you help！--Cocoo (talk) 19:52, 25 January 2014 (UTC)

Er...well, let's see.

It needs to be somewhat longer. At the moment it's only a few lines long; most of our articles are at least several paragraphs.
I can see that English is not your first language. You can probably write really well in your native language (Chinese?), and it could probably be really funny, but I find your English writing hard to understand. If you could proofread it before you save it, or get some sort of help, your writing would benefit. There is also a proofreading service that could help you. I think you could have a really good article here, though, and if you want to know about funny writing you can read this guide to funny writing or browse our best articles.

I don't know if that's what you had in mind, but I hope it helps. Good luck and have fun. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:17, 25 Jan 2014

HELP!!! If there is a red link that has something like this [[LOLJKLSA| Pie]}, how do i add it to the category RL? Kavlozs (talk) 22:49, 25 January 2014 (UTC)

How to use the proofreading service ? Add {{Proofread}} in page?--Cocoo (talk) 01:05, 26 January 2014 (UTC)

Oh bother. Kavlozs, in the future would you mind starting a new section instead of putting your question in an existing one? No big deal, but it makes it easier to follow the conversation. Anyway.

Kavlozs: If there is a redlink like that (a pipelink) you can use {{RL|LOLJKLSA|Pie}}.
Cocoo: yes, that is how you use the proofreading service. You could also try this proofreading program which I forgot to mention earlier. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 03:21, 26 Jan 2014

……Cocoo (talk)

What would you like? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 15:48, 22 Feb 2014

Hey you

I love your current sig. Made me giggle. Nominally Humane! 07:26 31 Jan

Thanks :) – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 19:29, 31 Jan 2014

Email test

My email is having issues of some kind so I'm trying to find out what exactly the extent of them is. 99.240.218.250 00:47, 11 February 2014 (UTC)

Aw foo. 99.240.218.250 01:08, 11 February 2014 (UTC)

Yay. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 01:10, 11 Feb 2014

Reskinjastar

Award moved to user page

Well done. You can also add something like this:

{{Message_box| message=This article wasn't just featured on the [[Main Page]], it ''became'' the [http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Main_Page?oldid=5569030 Main Page]. | heading = Über-Featured Article| image = Smite lightning.jpg}}

once it's done as well. (Have to update the old id though.) Nominally Humane! 07:52 14 Feb

Thanks Zombiebaron and Puppy. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 14:39, 14 Feb 2014

VFD

Great job with everything you're doing here! I don't think Mimo was right to undo your changes without leaving a message, but he was right when he said that a nomination should be left open for several hours after it is closed. As he said, it helps to see what the result was without checking the history. Anton (talk) 10:51, 15 February 2014 (UTC)

Thanks. I'd always been wanting to know what the rules were for that, and now that I know, I'd better follow them, isn't it? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 18:32, 15 Feb 2014

You are doing it well already! And you are enthusiastic about what you do! And this is the most important. Anton (talk) 19:28, 15 February 2014 (UTC)

Glad you think so. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 19:29, 15 Feb 2014

FU EDIT CONFLICT!

There's UN:DEL, and there used to be Uncyclopedia:VFD Protocol, but the first doesn't really give much guidance for Poopsmiths, and the latter is severely out of date, as there have been a few forums since that have changed it. And on the spoon is this, which isn't accurate here (given the overhaul happened on VFD on both sites), but while the process is slightly different, the rough guidelines are much the same.

Maybe Uncyclopedia:VFD Protocol could be updated to reflect what poopsmiths and admins actually do here. Someone energetic could add it to their things-to-do list. Nominally Humane! 07:35 15 Feb

Yes...I wouldn't be the one to fix this, though. I will say that I have seen stuff archived in almost no time after it was deleted: compare this diff with this delete, and that was what I based my decision on. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 19:42, 15 Feb 2014

I don't think it's so much a right/wrong thing as a best practice thing as such. (Says the person who quit poopsmithing within a day of becoming a poopsmith, mind you.) Nominally Humane! 07:53 15 Feb

Probably, but then I don't know what best practice is. All I know about is current practice. Is that best? Who knows. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 19:56, 15 Feb 2014

Welsh

I thought you might like this. Welsh comedian, multilingual, on trying and failing to learn the language. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvScUgHcA8Y Leverage (talk) 10:55, 17 February 2014 (UTC)

Thanks, I'll take a look. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 17:13, 17 Feb 2014

Can you please give me the link to the artist who drew that red and black furrie's deviantART homepage?

I will deal with her.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 14:48, 23 February 2014 (UTC)

I'm not sure how you'll 'deal with' her, since the appropriate action in this case would be for an admin to delete the image you uploaded without her permission, and you're not an admin. I also know that you at ED absolutely hate furries so much that it is a blockable offence, and that makes me a bit wary of what you might have in mind. But in any case, here's the link. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 17:50, 23 Feb 2014

Do you know what happened to the tit-slapping GIF on my page?

? -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 08:43, 1 March 2014 (UTC)

This might have something to do with it... If I'd only know what :o Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz

11:53, 1 March, 2014 (UTC)

Are you sure it needs the if and the #setlogo part? It is the {{#setlogo:{{{logo}}}}} which doesn't seem to work. Anton (talk) 14:06, 1 March 2014 (UTC)

I still don't understand what happened and what was the problem but I fixed it. Sorry for doing this for you, Llwy, in case you wanted to. Anton (talk) 14:18, 1 March 2014 (UTC)

I don't know what was going on there, but thanks for fixing it. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 16:13, 1 Mar 2014

How to upload new pictures

I know how to post pictures, but how do I upload new photos?--Ketchup Boss (talk) 03:05, 3 March 2014 (UTC)

There's an 'Upload file' link on the left, which points to a page called Special:Upload where you can upload stuff. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 03:07, 3 Mar 2014

Award from UN:REQ

This user created Rollback, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

Thanks. I do have it on my userpage already but maybe that wasn't enough? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 00:55, 4 Mar 2014

UnBooks:1001 nights

Thanks for that. Could not remember for the life of me what that category was. Nominally Humane! 08:19 05 Mar

Glad I could help. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 16:12, 5 Mar 2014

Something

I don't think you have ever been uncivil. Don't worry! Anton (talk) 19:59, 5 March 2014 (UTC)

Aw, thanks. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:05, 5 Mar 2014

Thanks!!!!!!

-- Aleister 20:28 6-3-14

I may be over-thinking this here, but:

I'm thinking creating a template {{Sa}} (and/or {{SA}}) that pure redirects here. The reason why I called {{RL}} something so simple is so it's easier for inexperienced editors to add it. Shortcuts to useful utilities is good.
If we have a ==See also== section, and it has no links as they have been hidden by this template, it will look silly. I'm trying to work out a simple template that will allow for multiple {{RL-seealso}}s to be contained within, but if nothing shows then the entire section hides.

The best way I can see of doing the second is adding a hidden "flag" when the link is valid. For example a hidden span containing the text "val-link". Have an overarching template that is hidden by default, but displays when the text flag is located.

Of course, this would only work if all links within that section/template used the {{RL-seealso}} as well - otherwise it wouldn't find that flag.

I don't know. I am most likely over thinking this, as it would be unlikely that all the links in a see also are red links, but I'm a fan of dynamic coding. After all, the last edit to a page may have been well before certain pages were deleted, and the idea of a ==See also== with nothing following seems stupid, but also has a certain likelihood. The downside is that we should be trying to reduce "expensive" parser functions, if that's still an issue.

You may think of a much better way of coding this as well. Nominally Humane! 09:07 10 Mar

Go ahead; this all sounds good. I too thought RL-seealso was a bit of a long name so I'm glad you came up with a shorter one. I don't think you're overthinking things, no; an entirely red See also seems like something we should allow for. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 21:31, 10 Mar 2014

I've created {{SA}}. Feel free to make whatever other changes you think are necessary. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 21:42, 10 Mar 2014

Google translate test

I'd already done that! It still wouldn't work - even if you cleaned out all that cruft. I noticed that when I hit submit it took me to this site anyway, so you still couldn't get around the blacklist issue. Good to see we're on the same wavelength though. Nominally Humane! 05:04 25 Mar

Yes I saw that bit - I just wanted to try it for myself, and I ran into the same issue. Though with Internet Explorer it doesn't take me to this site when I submit, but rather when I save. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 05:07, 25 Mar 2014

That's what I meaned. Was even more fun when I had it set up to translate into French. Nominally Humane! 05:11 25 Mar

woh....

Why is yr talkpage so fucking green on my Google™ Nexus™ 7™? --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 01:05, 28 March 2014 (UTC)

It's...always green. It's green because of the code here that's included on it. If you find it harder to use my talk page I can get rid of the green stuff. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 01:10, 28 Mar 2014

No... Noh man... Dis sum gooooood sheet here. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 01:12, 28 March 2014 (UTC) (I HAVE SEEN THE TRUTH, AND IT IS GAY!)

Ok cool then. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 01:13, 28 Mar 2014

whoops

Thanks for correcting my erroneous correction. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 02:00, 28 March 2014 (UTC)

No prob. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 02:03, 28 Mar 2014

Template:NWO

The ::first-letter pseudo-selector doesn't work unless the element it's being applied to is a block or inline-block element. >_< Don't ask me why. Also, when I tried to set a font-size rule for the :first-letter, it blew up the layout on Firefox. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Mar 28 '14 20:37 (UTC)

I did kind of notice those things. Not sure what to do - guess we either live with suboptimal coding or stick piles of whitespace between the links. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:40, 28 Mar 2014

Also, at least for me when I click on the extra space between the links it goes away. I have no idea about that. Maybe we can set some kind of margin rule...? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:44, 28 Mar 2014

I tried a margin rule, but it didn't fix it. It's a Firefox bug, apparently. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Fri, Mar 28 '14 20:46 (UTC)

Oh well. The styling is a bit nonstandard and weird anyway, so no biggie if we can't exactly replicate it I think. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:48, 28 Mar 2014

We have Ben DeRoy to thank for the shitty coding and File:Fisher Price logo.png (thanks, Ben!). Funny how two headaches can collide in one month. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Fri, Mar 28 '14 20:49 (UTC)

Interesting coincidence that. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:50, 28 Mar 2014

It's a conspiracy, I tell you. Next I'll discover Ben DeRoy was using SQL injection to set up a database bomb. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Fri, Mar 28 '14 22:22 (UTC)

I told you

I was going to finish the article on Gnarls Barkley,and you didn't believe me?--Ketchup Boss (talk) 02:35, 4 April 2014 (UTC)

I did believe you, but I didn't delete the article - that would be Zombiebaron. Since you say you will work on it I have put it here where you can work on it as much as you like. Sorry about that. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 03:09, 4 Apr 2014

Coding

just a very quick question: is the coding the same on wikia? if so, where can I learn it? (aiming towards template creation, line placing, ect.) --Blackguyswhoplaysupersmashbros (talk) 04:09, 8 April 2014 (UTC)

Not sure what you mean by 'the same on wikia' - but for formatting help there's this page and for template help there's this page. That should get you started. I don't know of any major coding differences between here and wikia except that we can use in-page css. Hope that helps. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 04:14, 8 Apr 2014

yep just wut im looking for, thx. sorry about my hideous grammar --Blackguyswhoplaysupersmashbros (talk) 04:20, 8 April 2014 (UTC)

Your grammar seems fine to me. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 04:21, 8 Apr 2014

Now look at my user page

It is updated!--Ketchup Boss (talk) 21:57, 13 April 2014 (UTC)

Ok. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 22:04, 13 Apr 2014

Big Brother

Who invented the weird "Big Brother" meme?--Ketchup Boss (talk) 23:47, 13 April 2014 (UTC)

This article should tell you everything you need to know. Uncyclopedia parodies that book. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 02:13, 14 Apr 2014

Do you like San Francisco?

I just want your opinion.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 03:16, 20 April 2014 (UTC)

I've never been there, so if I told you whether I like it or not I would be making it up. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 03:22, 20 Apr 2014

Fuck Gilbert Gottfried!

Isn't he annoying?!--Ketchup Boss (talk) 18:53, 20 April 2014 (UTC)

Probably. I've never seen anything he's done though. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 19:07, 20 Apr 2014

Wife Swap

I thought this TV show would be funny to parody in an article about it.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 04:26, 21 April 2014 (UTC)

Sure, try it. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 06:10, 21 Apr 2014

What are the issues with my Mark David Chapman article?

You told me to come to you for help on the UnNews article.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 20:55, 21 April 2014 (UTC)

Well let's see. You start by basically just insulting Mark David Chapman (rightly or not is another story) and giving a plausible and (if I recall correctly) true reason why he murdered John Lennon. That's an opinion and a fact - no humour there. Then you say that the police officers said it was a lame excuse, and whether they did or not I'd agree that it's a lame excuse, which makes it pretty much another plain true fact. Finally, you say that he will be electrocuted by Ringo Starr, which is the only thing here that doesn't just sound like a fact/opinion, but it seems more random than funny. There are also a couple grammar problems; it's just 'called', rather than 'called as', and 'have the death penalty'...not sure how I'd say that, but I wouldn't say it that way.

I'm afraid that's pretty harsh but it's what I can do and I hope it helps. If you haven't read HTBFANJS it could be of some use to you. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 21:21, 21 Apr 2014

MagicBus page

I was testing something out and didn't work. Sorry. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 20:58, 21 April 2014 (UTC)

It's all good :) – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 21:22, 21 Apr 2014

No, it really isn't "all good :)" :( MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:29, 21 April 2014 (UTC)

What part of it? It isn't the food part, is it? I need to get lunch. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 21:33, 21 Apr 2014

Have you seen my latest UnNews?

UnNews:Photon wins Boston Marathon

It's been so long since I've written anything. ｡◕‿◕｡ 23:12, 21 April 2014 (UTC)

Cool, you wrote something, and it's funny too. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 01:25, 22 Apr 2014

Retroweek

Hi Llwyallwrlawrlll, how are you? I thought you might like to help me with retro week. It was supposed to run this week but I forgot to remind an admin. I've set the dates to start next week instead. Would you mind putting the articles into the queu for me? The dates for each article are listed on this forum page. Are you up for this incredibly important and extremely challenging task? --ShabiDOO 19:28, 22 April 2014 (UTC)

I'm fine thanks, how are you? Er...maybe. We'll see. I'll try. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 19:30, 22 Apr 2014

Have you set a featured article yet? There's a lot of time until next Monday to learn. Me? I'm fine too thanks. Reading up on a justification of rationality through a self-referential appeal to rationality itself. Seems to make sense but these days I tend to just believe what any philosopher says until I read another guy who critiques it well. Then I'll believe whatever they say. And so on. And so on. What are you up to these days? --ShabiDOO 03:08, 23 April 2014 (UTC)

I featured Taoism. The rationality stuff sounds interesting but I don't immediately understand what it means. I don't do much outside uncyclopedia these days - I tend to have one interest at a time, and when I'm on one thing it's really hard to drag me into another one. I am doing school though. Should probably get to work on the latest essay soon. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 03:14, 23 Apr 2014

Sorry to change the subject,but how do all of these Users think of such weird in jokes like "Russian Reversal"?--Ketchup Boss (talk) 03:55, 23 April 2014 (UTC)

This may help you understand. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 03:56, 23 Apr 2014

Okay cool. Good luck with the essay. So are you up for filling to queu for Monday or should I ask another admin? --ShabiDOO 19:56, 23 April 2014 (UTC)

Ok sure. I'll have to figure out how you fill slots in advance - shouldn't be too hard but I've never tried it before. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:01, 23 Apr 2014

Hey. I think the queu can be filled one or two days in advance but it's not essential. As long as a new retro article is featured every day then you've done your job most distinguishedly and admirabledly and fantasticaledly!!! --ShabiDOO 22:02, 25 April 2014 (UTC)

Oh good. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 22:57, 25 Apr 2014

And maybe you could feature my "this is not an article" on Saturday? I think it has enough votes. I'm just saying! --ShabiDOO 01:10, 26 April 2014 (UTC)

Sure, I was going to do that anyway. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 01:15, 26 Apr 2014

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

I think I can write about the man who made the song "I Put a Spell on You" famous.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 02:17, 26 April 2014 (UTC)

[insert intelligent comment here] – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 02:19, 26 Apr 2014

You thought I was just being sarcastic?--Ketchup Boss (talk) 03:26, 26 April 2014 (UTC)

No, I just didn't have anything to say. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 03:26, 26 Apr 2014

So I guess you don't know who Screamin' Jay Hawkins is.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 03:44, 26 April 2014 (UTC)

There's a lot I don't know. There's a lot you don't know. There's a lot we all don't know. And in Soviet Russia, there's a lot that doesn't know us. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 03:45, 26 Apr 2014

Justin Bieber is gay!

Read my Mr. winkler is GAY parody about Justin Bieber.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 22:45, 26 April 2014 (UTC)

Ok I'll read it. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 23:01, 26 Apr 2014

I read it, and moved it into your userspace after noticing that Mimo&maxus put it on qvfd. It's a parody of Mr winkler is GAY alright, and parodies of uncyclopedia in-jokes are well...we do have an awful lot of them as it is, and the more we have of them, the less funny they are. I'm also not sure what the Hitler business is about. That may be too harsh, who knows, today's a grey day here. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 23:10, 26 Apr 2014

First retro week article

Just a reminder to put Really big tree in the cue please (Monday's feature). Chaaaaaaaaaaaas. --ShabiDOO 01:20, 28 April 2014 (UTC)

Ok thanks - it's not yet Monday where I am so it wasn't immediately obvious that it was time to get going on this. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 01:53, 28 Apr 2014

Hey. I always assumed you lived in Wales. LOL.. --ShabiDOO 02:02, 28 April 2014 (UTC)

That's understandable. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 02:15, 28 Apr 2014

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Thank you so much for bringing all those pictures over, and all the faces in the clouds thank you. Lots of work that was, I say with no small groundhog day appreciation. Did you see some of the faces and things in the pictures??? They are too spooky when seen, and hopefully some of the major civil rights historians will be scratching their heads at those someday. Aleister 22:50 28-4-14

I think I did see faces. Interesting. And you're welcome. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 22:53, 28 Apr 2014

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Hi Llwy-are-lyawr. Todays feature (Tuesday) is Slender Loris. CHAS! --ShabiDOO 02:36, 29 April 2014 (UTC)

Ok, minute. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 02:46, 29 Apr 2014

Hi Llwy. Can you please feature Slender Loris ASAP? Please??? And could you please while you're at it fill the next day's slot with the next article so that it changes automatically? Please? Tomorrows article (Wednesday) will be Template:Boner. --ShabiDOO 18:30, 29 April 2014 (UTC)

I thought I already featured it. Was there something more to do than stick it in Template:Featuredarticle/queue? Sure I'll fill the slots when I get to it, though I think there's a mess of stuff that needs deleted as well so I will be checking on that a while. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 18:39, 29 Apr 2014

John Lennon

What is your opinion on my John Lennon article so far? Glad MagicBus could help.--Ketchup Boss (talk) 03:11, 29 April 2014 (UTC)

It reads like it's totally straight and mostly inaccurate, but not funny. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 03:34, 29 Apr 2014

Chess

I am currently writing a page for Chess, but it needs more. Can you help? -- MagicBus Talk to me! 20:28, 29 April 2014 (UTC)

I could try. Would you like suggestions or would you rather I just go in and add text? I did try to think of ideas on chess earlier but didn't really get anywhere. All I can think of is that in Israel they have rabbis instead of bishops. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 20:30, 29 Apr 2014

Go ahead and add text. I tried to start it but it really needs work. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 20:31, 29 April 2014 (UTC)

Thanks, if I can think of anything intelligent I'll stick it in. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 21:14, 29 Apr 2014

Ok, thanks. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 09:46, 30 April 2014 (UTC)

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