User talk:Insineratehymn/archive7

Message left by an idiot

WHAT DO YOU MEAN U DONT CARE BOUT TIGNOR BITCH?

I'm sorry, idiot says what? --General Insineratehymn 00:18, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Question

What in Sophia's name is "2005cruft"? I get the feeling it's an inside joke that I'm not in on or something, but I feel entitled to this knowledge. UPDATE: The wording of that was kind of stupid and sounded conceited. I just would like to know what you mean by "2005cruft" and this time I'm going to sign what I've written.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:34, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

2005cruft means that it's from the year 2005 and the article is crap. --General Insineratehymn 23:06, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

I assumed as much, but thanks for clarifying.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:32, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

UnScripts:Who Killed God?

Thanks for complimenting my work, Insineratehymn! As for a collaborative article, what do you mean by such? Would we have to work out an idea, a common thread? I'd love to do it, but I'd just like to hear your specifications first. Thanks! The Humbled Master 23:46, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

A collaborative article basically means that we have an idea for an article in mind, we throw in some ideas for what it will contain, we discuss on the article's talk page what we should add, and then we release it into the wild. The process is sort of complicated, but I've seen it done before. In fact, we're doing it right now as you are adding some things to my script. --General Insineratehymn 23:51, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

All right. Now, what sort of thing would you like to discuss about the article? Should we formulate more ideas? The Humbled Master 00:05, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Sure. First idea: how about making it an UnBook? --General Insineratehymn 00:21, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

How so? Would we have to construct a narrative around the lines given? The Humbled Master 00:33, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Well, we should first construct a skeleton outline of the article and then fill in the spaces. --General Insineratehymn 00:46, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Which one of us should start the article? The Humbled Master 01:07, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Perhaps you should have the honors of starting it. --General Insineratehymn 01:34, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

All right... but it'll have to take a little while. Once I start the article, could you put it on watch, so we could make equal contributions to it? The Humbled Master 01:48, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Certainly. Just inform me once you've made the first edit to the article. --General Insineratehymn 01:50, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

All right, then. (Sorry about the delay; my computer wire got unhooked.) The Humbled Master 03:02, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

It has... begun. The Humbled Master 05:28, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Really? Where is it? --General Insineratehymn 22:21, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Right here. The Humbled Master 22:49, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Excellent. *Makes a hand gesture like the one made by Mr. Burns* --General Insineratehymn 23:04, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

I must say, your work is superb! The Humbled Master 00:42, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Why, thank you. --General Insineratehymn 00:47, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

You're very welcome, indeed! Listen, I've just banged out the priestly section and have started the cemetery section, but I think you should finish it (the cemetery section). You're welcome to, if you'd like. The Humbled Master 01:24, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

OK, I'll get right on that. --General Insineratehymn 01:25, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

I've begun the portion within the police station. Do you think you can use your divine (I mean it) wit to complete it? The Humbled Master 02:58, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

You there, Insineratehymn? Or are you just sleeping? If that's so, it's all right; I've got to hit the hay as well. See you in a couple of hours! The Humbled Master 05:38, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I had to sleep. But now I'm back and I can continue working on it. --General Insineratehymn 14:15, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Well, that's good news! Say, do you think, after you finish the police station portion, you can bang out the beginning of the final section? Just so we can have equal turns, of course. The Humbled Master 14:50, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Certainly. --General Insineratehymn 15:07, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

It is... finished. The Humbled Master 21:47, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Hey, Insineratehymn? You there? The Humbled Master 23:37, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm here. I read it and I think it turned out pretty good. Now should we put it up on VFH? --General Insineratehymn 00:37, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Remember?

Remember that question that you asked my about plusses or minuses? I didn't get a response. If you still need an answer, tell me on my talk. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Thanks

Weasel3689 would like to thank you for Lord of the Flies. Remember: Weasels Rule!

 Weasel 3689 06:04, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

TPDNE

my auto-delete auto-deletes the talk page of TPDNE, currently I;m working on some javascript to stop people editing the page even though it's unprotected; the code works in Firefox, but not in IE so that's what I'm sorting out, the deletions of the talk page are an accident and I know to restore them, but you know what, fuck you if you want to talk to me like that. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 15:49, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Ok, it's cool, no harm, friends? :P. Anyway, the javascript's working for IE too, although I must say that the way I've had to do it makes me hate IE with a passion, but there we go. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:33, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

The Ramifacations Of Your Ban

• Alright, I almost wrote this right after I unbanned you, but I figured that what I had in mind was far to heavy handed, and so I thought about it, and came up with this.
  First, I assume you understand that you have now been given two warnings, which means that it would probably be a very good idea to not spam your sig around from now on.
  Second, CHANGE YOUR SIG. I mean seriously, Insineratehymn, buddy, just change it. If you want, I can change it for you, and make it look all pretty and stuff.
  Third, all that stuff you said in your email about not welcoming users and not commenting in the Village Dump would be counter productive. There is nothing, on the surface, wrong with welcoming. Its just that when people get to welcoming hundreds of users in a matter of seconds, flooding recent changes, that it gets annoying. We acctaully do need people to welcome users. So, I tell you, feel free. Also, the Village Dump is, ussually, a place where good can be done for Uncyclopedia at large. So, in moderation, feel free to sign there too. So yah, that's about it. -- The Zombiebaron 23:32, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

What is so wrong with my sig? I removed the and tags that broke up the text. What more do you want? --General Insineratehymn 23:34, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Can I make you a suggestion, with all respect? Diminish the 3d offset to just 1 or 2 pixels and change the border colors to match the boxes instead of simple gray. This will make your sig far more elegant. -- herr doktor needsAbolt  [scream!] 23:55, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Or, just make it regular text like everyone else. Simple, good looking, well dressed signatures are easy on the eyes. -- The Zombiebaron 23:56, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

But I love the big boxes! Don't take my boxes away! :( --General Insineratehymn 23:57, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

OK, I changed my sig, now how does it look? --General Insineratehymn 00:00, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Very nice! The Humbled Master 00:15, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

I guess it will have to do *sigh* -- The Zombiebaron 00:57, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Check your sig's history, I proposed a smoother-looking version there. -- herr doktor needsAbolt  [scream!] 00:21, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Merhaba..--Anasını boyar, babasına satar! 09:59, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

What? --General Insineratehymn 14:43, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

That's good morning. You can answer with - A salam u aleikun. ~ 15:37, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

LEGO

OMG THANX!!!
	For voting on my Lego Assassination Image on VFP! Sliffy thanks you! I so totally stole this box
Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”

so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 19:14, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclo-soap opera

Yes, I know it is getting back to the Contents feud. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

cow

Alright, let's get this over with.

Doug Memorial Cow Award I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Doug Memorial Cow Award Yellow Cow Just because I felt like it. Congradulations

--The.original.joe.shmoe 02:09, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Yugioh (Novel)

Insineratehymn,

I found an orphaned article you recently nomiated for deletion, Yugioh (Novel), however there wasn't an entry on VFD so I went ahead and created one. MadMax 12:37, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

I know. The reason it was not on VFD at first is because there was not enough room. --General Insineratehymn 16:06, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

XVII Disciples Exhibition Finally Tidied Up But How?

Hello! Thanks a lot for the job you did on my XVII Disciples Exhibition. That was actually the look I wanted that page to have, but I had no idea of how to do that. And since I'm still working on almost all articles related to the Exhibition, adding pics and docs, I hadn't had the time to figure it out. Thanks again for fixing it. Classy!--Lambic 10:04, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Band name

Please refrain from posting unwarranted and libelous comments on brainstorming forums. Specifically when you know full well I will ignore them. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:11, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

FU DIZ! --General Insineratehymn 20:12, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

{{Sock}}

Please discuss image on the template's talk page first. 99Hello3 23:40, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

No. --General Insineratehymn 00:50, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

I saw that!

Regardless of any past issues between us regarding certain users and crappy sigs, I always appreciate a good bout of quoticide. Thanks, and keep up that sort of good work. I don't suppose you'd like to buy a bushel of template-loathing off me while you're at it, eh? Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 05/29 23:24

Why, thank you. It always stings my eyes when I see a crapload of crappy quotes on a page, and I often have no choice but to delete all the quotes. --General Insineratehymn 23:26, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:Who Killed God?

Hey, Insineratehymn. I know it's been a while, but I've got more ideas for that article we worked on. If you're logged in, please reply. Thanks! The Humbled Master 23:45, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

OK. --General Insineratehymn 23:46, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

Do you think we should transfer some of the images from the UnScripts article to the UnBooks article? Also, do you think it would be wise at this time to VFH it, or should we tinker with it a bit more? The Humbled Master 20:25, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

We should definitely transfer some of the images from the UnScripts article to the UnBooks article. As to your second question, it's really close, but we need to add just a few more images before we nominate it on VFH. The images from the UnScripts article will do just fine for having it go the final length to featuredom. --General Insineratehymn 21:33, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

All right. May I have the honor? The Humbled Master 22:01, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Certainly. --General Insineratehymn 22:25, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Here, I've got some pictures up. Do they look all right? The Humbled Master 22:39, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, they look good. --General Insineratehymn 22:40, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Now, should we get up an image of the book cover? I'd go to image request, but I doubt they'd do it fast enough. The Humbled Master 23:14, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

OK, I'll request them to create an image and wait for the best. --General Insineratehymn 23:16, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

All right, then. The Humbled Master 01:36, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Hey, Insineratehymn. Hate to be a bug, but do you know if anyone's posted a pic yet? Or have you even put up a request? Just checking up. Thanks! The Humbled Master 00:56, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

I don't think anyone has made a picture yet. I'll try posting a second request. --General Insineratehymn 00:58, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

All right, then. Do you think we should expand the play as to provide interest for the book? I'd be willing. The Humbled Master 01:13, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

What is there left to expand? I think the play is fantastic enough as it is. --General Insineratehymn 01:19, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

All right, but at least a fictional biography for the author? You know, the one that made Oscar Wilde so envious of his writing skills that he was amazed that he hadn't written it himself? That'd be a bright idea... The Humbled Master 01:34, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Hmm, okay. You should have the honor to start it. --General Insineratehymn 01:39, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Well, I don't even know where he's from... Your suggestions? The Humbled Master 02:04, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

I think he should be from Germany. After all, that's the home of Karl Marx and Friedrich Nietzsche. --General Insineratehymn 02:05, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Yes, but his name just screams "Irish" to me. Maybe he's the son of an Irish missionary in Germany...? The Humbled Master 02:19, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Sure. And his mother could be a dress maker. --General Insineratehymn 02:30, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

And she met the father when his kilt needed repairing! Goodness, this is fun! The Humbled Master 02:36, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Yes, that's brilliant! --General Insineratehymn 02:37, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Yeah... but I can't think of any more! Do you have some more suggestions we can build off of? The Humbled Master 17:33, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Perhaps we could have them leave Ireland when a colony of gophers ate all their potatoes. --General Insineratehymn 17:38, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Wait, I thought they met in Germany? Maybe he could be born in Westphalia, Germany, and then be brought to Ireland at the age of 3, in 1845, where he narrowly survives the Irish Potato Famine. He then goes to Eton, where he hangs around to become an influence on the young Oscar Wilde. What do you think? The Humbled Master 21:41, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Perfect! --General Insineratehymn 22:08, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Good! Now, any more from your side? The Humbled Master 22:11, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Nope. It looks pretty good on my side. --General Insineratehymn 22:19, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

All right, but how does he come up with the idea for the book? The Humbled Master 22:26, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Let's have him be friends with Friedrich Nietzsche. Nietzsche tells him that God is dead. He replies, "Who killed God?" --General Insineratehymn 22:28, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm, but I thought Nietzsche was trying to sue him? Maybe it's after he steals Nietzsche's idea... The Humbled Master 22:30, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Yes, that's good. And in an attempt to avoid being sued, he jumps off a boat on which he is traveling and is never seen again. --General Insineratehymn 22:32, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

...only to be reincarnated as Uncyclopedia's greatest user. The Humbled Master 22:43, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Yes! Brilliant! --General Insineratehymn 22:44, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Why don't you have the honor of starting the article, then, Sir Tynen-Irhein? The Humbled Master 22:48, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Certainly. --General Insineratehymn 23:35, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Already started it. --General Insineratehymn 23:38, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Excellent. *Makes a hand gesture like the one made by Mr. Burns* The Humbled Master 23:51, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Hey, Insineratehymn? The page is gone. Did someone huff it? The Humbled Master 22:16, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, it was huffed. Do you want to put the UnBook on Pee Review instead? --General Insineratehymn 22:36, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

Sure, you can do that. But should we VFH it after? The Humbled Master 23:13, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

Sure. --General Insineratehymn 00:07, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

Image:Octagon-warning.png

Why did you revert when mine looks better AND is still transparent? 99Hello3 23:31, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Your version had fucked-up transparency. Also, don't revert admins, it's bad karma. --General Insineratehymn 23:32, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

What? If you bothered to look at the background, it IS transparent. This is also the 3rd damn time I said that. 99Hello3 23:34, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

You uploaded a version that looks like shit. --General Insineratehymn 23:36, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Sometimes people take other people's opinions way too seriously. 99Hello3 23:38, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

What is that supposed to mean? that you prefer to fix things that are not broken? --General Insineratehymn 23:39, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

I never said it was broken, I'm just saying that you have a right to your opinion about the image. 99Hello3 23:41, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Yes, it's my opinion that it's a fact that the version of the image you want looks like shit. --General Insineratehymn 23:42, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

What you think is not a fact. An opinion is your fact. Not mine. And you have a right to it. And I have a right to mine. So don't say it's completely a fact when it isn't. 99Hello3 23:44, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Yes, it is also a fact that you're starting to piss me off with your childishness. --General Insineratehymn 23:44, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Well, I'm just stating that it's only your opinion. And you know what they say: "Don't hate the playa, hate the game". 99Hello3 23:46, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

BREAK IT UP. ASAP. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:47, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Also...

You are trolling with DiZ. Stop making names for the band like the ones you have added. M'kay? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:38, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Are you talking to me?

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(Just a tribute to Ct's biggest fan) -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest

I fear the old guard is losing power.

Especially because DiZ is doing the same stuff Nin got banned for and is getting away with it. Meanwhile, Ouroboros is still gaining power while the Bensonites are fading away. We need to do something. Because DiZ is getting away with the same stuff we get in trouble for. You're still a believer in BENSON and Old Contents, right? --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 02:43, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Yes. We need to tell the admins that DiZ is doing the things Nin was banned for and is getting away with it. --General Insineratehymn 02:44, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

For removing the shite quotes that made my John Madden article even crappier. Here's to thinking they won't return with a vengeance (they will, but a man can hope).

User:Ljlego has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:24, 7 June 2007 (UTC)