User:99Hello3

All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!

This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

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No no no! I do not want this July 2007 Sockpuppeteer of the Month award! It is .jpg and UGLY!! I say we need to use a new one so here's my version:

That is so much better STOP CHANGING IT BACK lets discuss this on the talk page before we start changing it back okay? Eh, I'll go back to reading...