User talk:99Hello3
Welcome to our magnificent civilization![edit source]
Greetings, honored traveler 99Hello3, and welcome to the glorious nation of Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions to the site. I hope you enjoy this great land and decide to make a home here. If not, the city exit is right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah, there you go. Anyway, here are a few helpful links for humble newcomers such as yourself:
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Again, welcome! -- 22:48, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
- Thanks! 99Hello3 22:49, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
Where can I vote to ban a user? 99Hello3 00:02, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
Templates[edit source]
Please do not make edits to widely-linked templates without achieving community concensus. Also, please don't create pages requesting other users to be banned. The correct place for such requests is Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol, and then only if you have a legitimate grieviance, not as a result of a revert war. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 00:03, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
A bit of advice for you to digest[edit source]
If it's not broken, don't fix it. -- 21:34, 30 May 2007 (UTC)
Congratulations![edit source]
You are the winner of my first ever Bucket of Piss sweepstakes! Cherish it or I'll throw it in your face.
- What are you talking about? 99Hello3 23:48, 30 May 2007 (UTC)
This:
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You have won the coveted Bucket of Piss award. I would congratulate you, but this isn't anything to be proud about. |
Good job on earning it. Keep up your crap parade! -- 23:49, 30 May 2007 (UTC)
Images[edit source]
Okay, if you have a conflict over Image reversions, TAKE IT TO THE VILLAGE DUMP. Okay? Now... BREAK IT UP. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:50, 30 May 2007 (UTC)
Suspected[edit source]
ThrowSomeds 21:15, 13 June 2007 (UTC)