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Euromoloch: A website giving away free human slaves to sacrifice to the glory of Moloch in return for
a) money
b) reffering freinds to do the same
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Did you know...
- ...that through the glory of Moloch we are all invincible?
- ...that Moloch feasts upon the strong and the weak alike because variety is the spice of death?
- ...thou shalt let thy seed pass through the fire to Moloch?
- ...Moloch orders from the kids' menu?
- ...everyone who worships Moloch has power over regular administrators and the ability to deop them and destroy them afterwards if they oppose the cabal and Moloch? (Pictured)
- ...by the blessing of Moloch we shall sadistically destroy and sacrifice unsuspecting contributors which oppose the cabal and their agenda?
- ...disciples of Moloch have the power of untouchability, which means that they cannot be defamed at all, and those who defame them are destroyed?
In the news
Moloch celebrates the Season of Sacrifice
- The 2020 Season of Sacrifice Festival was the largest in recent history, with mass graves all over the world for the glory of Moloch. (Pictured)
- Moloch announced his next film role: Meet The Molochs, co-starring Ben Stiller and the reanimated corpse of Jerry Stiller.
- Moloch projected to win all medals at Tokyo Olympics, says loyal Russian judge.
On this day
- 4311 B.C.E. - The first non-profit, Feed Me Children, is established by Moloch.
- 1334 B.C.E. - Moloch devours the Canaanites for their insolence.
- 1472 A.D. - Moloch eats a human soul sandwich with a side of French
fries - 1729 A.D. - Jonathan Swift modestly proposes the Irish feed their children to Moloch. The Irish refuse. Moloch punishes the Irish with a famine a century later.
- 1960 A.D. - Glorious Moloch changes his political affiliation to Republican in support of Richard Nixon. (Pictured)
Picture of the day
Alan Moore, world renowned graphic novel and comics author, attributes his successful career to a steady regime of sacrificing his vomit to Moloch. Several times a day Alan Moore vomits into a large vomit bucket, and then Tuesday evenings he sacrifices his vomit to Moloch in exchange for ideas. Alan says that Moloch likes the vomit best after he's eaten several tuna fish sandwiches. Image credit: Nicolassequeira |
Other areas of the Temple
- How to be sacrificial and not just votive – for help with that sacrifice thing
- Policies and guidelines — for the stringent rules we love to follow
- Formatting – glorify the image of Moloch with good formatting
- Demanded sacrifices – Moloch demands sacrifices
- Moloch's Mouth – Moloch speaks!
- Moloch portal – for general Moloch shenanigans
Sister temples
The Temple of Moloch is hosted by the Moloch Foundation, a non-profitable organization that also hosts a range of other Moloch projects as well as some foreign language houses of worship to various deities.
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UnNews
News about Moloch -
Temple of Moloch
The sacrificial encyclopedia -
Undictionary
Info about Moloch-related words -
UnTunes
Songs about Moloch -
UnGames
Moloch Sacrifice Simulator 9.0 -
HowTo
How to sacrifice yourself -
UnBooks
Books about the great demon -
Unquotable
Quotes from Moloch -
Uncycloversity
Learn how to worship Moloch -
UnPoetia
Dreams deferred -
UnDebate
Molochian poetry -
UnScripts
Plays about Moloch -
Why?
Because -
UnReviews
I think Moloch is great! -
UnVoyage
Navigation to Hell -
Uncyclomedia
The Foundation
Tower of Babel
This Temple of Moloch is written in Phoenician, supposedly. Started in 2005, it currently contains 37,446 articles. Many other Moloch wikis are available; some of the lamest are listed below.
- More than 10,000 articles: Português · Boarisch · 日本語 · Polski · Plattdüütsch · Italiano · Español
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- More than 100 articles: فارسی · عَرَبِيّ · Türkçe · Català · Norsk (Nynorsk) · Српски / Srpski · Hrvatski · Lietuvių · Latina · Tagalog · Български · Simple English · Latviešu · Mirandés · Македонски · Română · Cymraeg