User:Orangutang94/Stephen Curry

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Wardell Stephen "Steph" Curry is a professional mouthguard eater and halfcourt shot maker for the Golden State Warriors of the NBA. He eats so many mouthguards that he gains awesome shooting abilities and makes it rain, winning an infinite amount of championships.

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