LeBron James Jr.
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| Occupation | Basketball player |
| Years active | 2024–present |
LeBron Raymone "Bronny" James Jr. (born October 6, 2004), known professionally as LeBrick II, is an American professional basketball player for the Los Angeles Lakers of the National Basketball Association (NBA). He amazes basketball fans with his athleticism– except when (1) the game is on the line, or (2) the season is on the line– and with his commitment to his hometown of Cleveland (except when an even bigger paycheck is on the line).
The eldest son of LeBron James Sr., he was drafted totally not 1st overall in 2024 by the Lakers. In fact, he was #55!
Birth[edit | edit source]
Go ask his father.
College[edit | edit source]
He doesn't need to go to College, if you think he need to go to College, his father will fuck you to the Tire.
Darling of the NBA[edit | edit source]
His first Season just the 21st Season of his father.
His tattoos[edit | edit source]
My father is LeBron James Sr. I am LeBron James Jr.
Style of play[edit | edit source]
Following Russell Westbrook, you should to be know how style of his play.
Stop making fun of it! All the pressure to be good and be just like Westbrook and his pops gave him a heart attack!
LeBron pwned by Lin[edit | edit source]
LeBron's perennial duel with Jeremy Lin is summarized by Lin consistently dominating and embarrassing LeBron. Lin wins never, but LeBron instead relishes taking his team deep into the playoffs, regardless of its inability to win the key game. Likewise, LeBron enjoys winning the MVP award year after year, while Lin settles for the relatively minor award for MVP of the fucker leagues, which Lin's team wins and LeBron's team rarely reaches.
LeBron pwned by Crawford[edit | edit source]
LeBron's Uncyclopedia article, despite treating him with kid gloves, admits that his amateur censorship "courted controversy". Fortunately for gate receipts, neither this nor any of the other controversies LeBron courted went all the way.
Cleveland pwned by LeBron[edit | edit source]
Cleveland wanted to pwned the all of the father and son. This is why.
Feeling sorry for Bronny, the father team, LA Lakers, saved a spot for him! Now father play with son... but not in Cleveland!
Pwnage on the ridings[edit | edit source]
LeBron James Sr. had Timofey Mozgov, LeBron James Jr. had Deandre Ayton, this is why.
Championship and legacy[edit | edit source]
Following his father, it is so easy. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Movie career[edit | edit source]
Following his father, it is no problem. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
See also[edit | edit source]
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| Organizations | NBA • WNBA • XBA |
| Players | Kareem Abdul-Jabbar • Deandre Ayton • Charles Barkley • Larry Bird • Kobe Bryant • Wilt Chamberlain • Caitlin Clark • Kevin Garnett • Phil Jackson • Jerome James • LeBron James Jr. • LeBron James Sr. • Magic Johnson • Michael Jordan • Jeremy Lin • Aleksei Mendeleevskiy • Dikembe Mutombo • Shaquille O'Neal • Terrell Owens • Scottie Pippen • Willis Reed • Dennis Rodman • Brian Scalabrine • Dwyane Wade • Spud Webb • Delonte West |
| Teams | Boston Celtics • Brooklyn Nets • Chicago Bulls • Dallas Mavericks • Los Angeles Clippers • Los Angeles Lakers • Milwaukee Bucks • New York Knicks • Philadelphia 76ers • Portland Trail Blazers • San Antonio Spurs • Washington Wizards |
| Events | NBA Jam • Space Jam |
| Misc. | Basketball hoops • NBA 2K • Stephen A. Smith |