User:Nerdly dood

The huge list of userboxes to the right sums me up as well as I care to do so now - at some point I'll describe myself in more detail. Not that you care.

I know your name, <insert name here>!

No RILLY! ~BBgunbb

Yeah, really. ~nerdly_dood

<FACTS>
about nerdly_dood.

usbx

This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb!

No, really!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

BS

This userpage is bullshit.

One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

Temp

This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.

+

This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

NO

This user doesn't care.

This user is an evil clone of nerdly_dood.

?

This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.

This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols, but can only remember that H is for hydrogen.

This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.

This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head

RENT

This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.

IP

Nerdly dood's IP is 127.0.0.1.

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

NO

This user doesn't care.

This user wishes they had a girlfriend, will you go out with them? I wouldn't.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled to all honors and persecutions as such.

ABYSS x?,???

This user IS The Abyss.

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.

This user is cooler than you.

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This user studies psychology because it's really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.

This user reserves the right to completely screw up their ~~edits~~ life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.

This user is the random lavish arctangent that dried their breast inside of your houseplants so you must knowingly sniff them with a feces.

This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.

ubx–
crapload

This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to Virginia.

I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be ~~collectors items~~ worth something in the future.

This user wants You featured.

This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)

This user can see what you don't!

??

This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

?

Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.

This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Hey, if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'".

This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.

This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.

sub

subliminal!

Spellin Aword

This uzer cant spel. Pleaze shoote them ore bye tem sum spel-cheking softweare.

free

This user is interested in freethought as they sure as hell don't want to pay!

bu-A

This user speaks Bullet without a suppressor and can get a bit too noisy during an assassination.

typo-G

This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.

ca
G

This user does not speak Canadian and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Canadian speakers.

du
G

This user does not speak Dumbass and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Dumbass speakers.

en
N

This user is a native speaker of English.

enl
3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English, but Louder.

es
A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Español whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

fig
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Fight.

fr
G

This user does not speak Français and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Français speakers.

fh
G

This user does not speak Fuckhead and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Fuckhead speakers.

gbs
G

This user does not speak Galactic Basic Standard and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Galactic Basic Standard speakers.

gee
4

This user speaks Geek at a near-native level.

il
G

This user does not speak Igpay Atinlay and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Igpay Atinlay speakers.

Color

This user likes random colored userboxes.

lz
1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Lesbian.

nq
G

This user does not speak Nelly queen and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Nelly queen speakers.

re
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This user is a native speaker of Recondite English.

MW
2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of MediaWiki.

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rh
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This fucker speaks Random Humour heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

sa
A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Sarcasm whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

sp
4

This user speaks Spanglish at a near-native level.

us
E

This user only speaks American English because it was a required course in school.

tlh
G

This user does not speak Klingon and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Klingon speakers.

uk
G

This user does not speak Correct English and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Correct English speakers.