User:Nerdly dood

The huge list of userboxes to the right sums me up as well as I care to do so now - at some point I'll describe myself in more detail. Not that you care.

I know your name, <insert name here>!

No RILLY! ~BBgunbb

Yeah, really. ~nerdly_dood

<FACTS> about nerdly_dood.
usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx
Usb! No, really! Usb!
USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! USB!!!!!11
BS This userpage is bullshit. BS
One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool. You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
+ This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome. +
MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH
NO This user doesn't care. NO
This user is an evil clone of nerdly_dood.
? This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are. ?
This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols, but can only remember that H is for hydrogen.
This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.
This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head
RENT This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666. RENT
IP Nerdly dood's IP is 127.0.0.1. IP
This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
NO This user doesn't care. NO
This user wishes they had a girlfriend, will you go out with them? I wouldn't.
This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled to all honors and persecutions as such.
ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss. ABYSS x?,???
MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH
This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.
This user is cooler than you.
This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »
This user is owned by one or more cats.
This user studies psychology because it's really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.
This user reserves the right to completely screw up their edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.
This user is the random diseased goose egg that analysed their artery inside of your bikinis so you must disenchantingly enumerate them with a Mazda.
This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.
ubx– crapload This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to Virginia. ubx– crapload
I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
This user wants You featured.
This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW. (List of users who NEED caffeine)
This user can see what you don't!
?? This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know. ??
? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It. ?
This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Hey, if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'".
This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.
This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.
sub subliminal! sub
free This user is interested in freethought as they sure as hell don't want to pay! free
bu-A This user speaks Bullet without a suppressor and can get a bit too noisy during an assassination.
typo-G This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.
ca G This user does not speak Canadian and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Canadian speakers. ca G
du G This user does not speak Dumbass and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Dumbass speakers. du G
en N This user is a native speaker of English. en N
enl 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English, but Louder. enl 3
es A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Español whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. es A
fig 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Fight. fig 1
fr G This user does not speak Français and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Français speakers. fr G
fh G This user does not speak Fuckhead and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Fuckhead speakers. fh G
gbs G This user does not speak Galactic Basic Standard and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Galactic Basic Standard speakers. gbs G
gee 4 This user speaks Geek at a near-native level. gee 4
il G This user does not speak Igpay Atinlay and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Igpay Atinlay speakers. il G
Color This user likes random colored userboxes. Color
lz 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Lesbian. lz 1
nq G This user does not speak Nelly queen and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Nelly queen speakers. nq G
re N This user is a native speaker of Recondite English. re N
MW 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of MediaWiki. MW 2
rh P This fucker speaks Random Humour heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. rh P
sa A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Sarcasm whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. sa A
sp 4 This user speaks Spanglish at a near-native level. sp 4
us E This user only speaks American English because it was a required course in school. us E
tlh G This user does not speak Klingon and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Klingon speakers. tlh G
uk G This user does not speak Correct English and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Correct English speakers. uk G
This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)
This user is a skeptical agnostic and doesn't know if they don't know
LV-4 This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
MMORPG This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!
PS2 This user plays on a PS2 because it's just as good as a PS3. PS2
This user loves pi
This user is a cereal killer.
This user is a Mad Scientist.
This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
108 4 8 15 16 23 42 This user watches Lost; and likes it too! they have all the box sets and everything! 108
no nj This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet. no nj
THIS IS SPARTA!
This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.
This user is a Sniper and has their rifle pointing at your head.
This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.
This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
This user's IQ is over higher than yours.
This user is reading your thoughts!
This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. ...
No user serviceable parts inside.
This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here. official
— This space for rent. —
Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense. Sense
This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
17 This user is 17 years old. Woop-ti-doo. 17
♀♂ This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know. ♀♂
typo-X This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers.
This user is Single but is currently stalking someone.
Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
hey! The above wasn't my fault! hey!