User:Nerdly dood

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The huge list of userboxes to the right sums me up as well as I care to do so now - at some point I'll describe myself in more detail. Not that you care.

I know your name, <insert name here>!


No RILLY! ~BBgunbb


Yeah, really. ~nerdly_dood


<FACTS>
about nerdly_dood.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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No, really!
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USB!!!!!11
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
USB!!!!!11
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This userpage is bullshit.
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.
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MEH
This user redefines lazy!
MEH
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This user doesn't care.
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This user is an evil clone of nerdly_dood.
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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.
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This user tried, really, really hard, to
memorize the elements' names and
symbols but can only remember that
H is for hydrogen
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This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.
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This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head
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RENT
This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT
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Nerdly dood's IP is 127.0.0.1.
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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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This user doesn't care.
NO
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This user wishes they had a girlfriend, will you go out with them? I wouldn't.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled to all honors and persecutions as such.
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This user IS The Abyss.
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MEH
This user redefines lazy!
MEH
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This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.
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This user is cooler than you.
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This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »
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This user is owned by one or more cats.
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This user studies psychology because it's really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.
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This user reserves the right to completely screw up their edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.
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This user is the random depressed article that lathered their beard inside of your cockroaches so you must not very vomit them with an exhaust pipe.
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This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to Virginia.
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I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
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This user wants You featured.
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This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)
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This user can see what you don't!
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.
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Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
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This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Hey, if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'".
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This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.
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subliminal!
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This user is interested in free thought as they sure as hell don't want to pay!
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This user speaks Bullet without a suppressor and can get a bit too noisy during an assassination.
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This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes it to be an embarassment to language. This user desires the genocide of all Typo speakers.
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This user does not speak Canadian and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Canadian speakers.
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This user does not speak Dumbass and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Dumbass speakers.
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This user is a native speaker of English.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English, but Louder.
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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Español whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Fight.
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This user does not speak Français and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Français speakers.
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This user does not speak Fuckhead and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Fuckhead speakers.
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This user does not speak Galactic Basic Standard and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Galactic Basic Standard speakers.
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This user speaks Geek at a near-native level.
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This user does not speak Igpay Atinlay and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Igpay Atinlay speakers.
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This user likes random colored userboxes.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Lesbian.
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This user does not speak Nelly queen and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Nelly queen speakers.
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This user is a native speaker of Recondite English.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of MediaWiki.
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This f****r speaks Random Humour heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Sarcasm whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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This user speaks Spanglish at a near-native level.
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This user only speaks American English because it was a required course in school.
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This user does not speak Klingon and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Klingon speakers.
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This user does not speak Correct English and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Correct English speakers.
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United States
This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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United States
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This user is a skeptical agnostic
and doesn't know if they don't know
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This user considers themself an expert gamer and begs, borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
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This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact they demand the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!
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This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2 as it's just as good as a PS3.
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This user is a cereal killer.
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This user is a Mad Scientist.
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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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4 8 15 16 23 42 This user watches Lost; and likes it too! they have all the box sets and everything!
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This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet.
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THIS IS SPARTA!
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This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
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This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
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This user is a Sniper and has their rifle pointing at your head.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
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This user's IQ is over higher than yours.
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This user is reading your thoughts!
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This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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No user serviceable parts inside.
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
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This space for rent.
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This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
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This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
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This user is 17 years old. Woop-ti-doo.
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This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.
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This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers.
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This user is Single but is currently stalking someone.
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Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
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hey!
The above wasn't my fault!
hey!