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Today's featured article NEW YORK,Ny-There It Was.A Man Was Really Drunk And He Did Really Crazy Stunts.Reporters Say He Was Also On Crack.He Survied This Really Big Day But It Was Suicadel. His First Stunt Was To Blast Himself Off A Canon To Mars.He Passed.But He Hit His Head On Mars But UnInjured.Police Say He Was A Crazy Basterd Doing This Stuff.The Warner Bros Decided They Should Get All They Can To Get This Crazy Basterd.He Was Running And Running Untill He Reached Ass, Italy. (more...) Recently featured: Uncyclopedia:Accuracy - Gay people Archive – Vote for featured articles Yesterday's featured article Gay people are wrong. Ignore them. Don't get too close. They can be known to: A. Bite B. Suck your cock Did you know... *... that Jackson Pollock is the Jackson Pollock of painting? ... that forgetting to carry the one is the leading cause of disaster for world domination plans? ... that Jackson Pollock is the Jackson Pollock of painting? ... that forgetting to carry the one is the leading cause of disaster for world domination plans? ... that Jackson Pollock is the Jackson Pollock of painting? ... that forgetting to carry the one is the leading cause of disaster for world domination plans? ... that Jackson Pollock is the Jackson Pollock of painting?	In the news Guy Gets Crazy On this day... May 5: Cinco de Mayonnaise (Mexico) 1862 - Mexico defeats France in a drawn-out game of Risk. 1893 - New York Stock Exchange crashes, has its driving privileges suspended for a year. 1900 - Queen Victoria declares that the fish fork is henceforth the official favored piece cutlery of Great Britain. 1925 - Tennessee biology teacher John Scopes is arrested for teaching electrocution in school; is forced to teach evolution instead. 1927 - The government of South Africa declares those African clicky noises to be an official language. "It's called isiXhosa!" they click. 1989 - The United States takes some obscure Mexican holiday and fills it with cheesy gorditas. Yum! 2014 - Greeks protest austerity, bad weather and the pebble stuck inside their left sock. 2016 - Imprisoned crime lord Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán receives an infamous "salted handy." ¡Ayayay!
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