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Today's featured article NEW YORK,Ny-There It Was.A Man Was Really Drunk And He Did Really Crazy Stunts.Reporters Say He Was Also On Crack.He Survied This Really Big Day But It Was Suicadel. His First Stunt Was To Blast Himself Off A Canon To Mars.He Passed.But He Hit His Head On Mars But UnInjured.Police Say He Was A Crazy Basterd Doing This Stuff.The Warner Bros Decided They Should Get All They Can To Get This Crazy Basterd.He Was Running And Running Untill He Reached Ass, Italy. (more...) Recently featured: Uncyclopedia:Accuracy - Gay people Archive – Vote for featured articles Yesterday's featured article Gay people are wrong. Ignore them. Don't get too close. They can be known to: A. Bite B. Suck your cock Did you know... *... that St. Peter's Basilica is a large reptilian creature with breath of fire and a gaze that can turn people into stone? ...that you just lost the Game? ... that St. Peter's Basilica is a large reptilian creature with breath of fire and a gaze that can turn people into stone? ...that you just lost the Game? ... that St. Peter's Basilica is a large reptilian creature with breath of fire and a gaze that can turn people into stone? ...that you just lost the Game? ... that St. Peter's Basilica is a large reptilian creature with breath of fire and a gaze that can turn people into stone?	In the news Guy Gets Crazy On this day... February 27: Making Banjo Noises With Your Mouth Day 1812 - Lord Byron writes a poem about the coy and inviting aroma of his own flatulence. 1860 - Abraham Lincoln makes a speech so angry and divisive it causes the Civil War, shame on you Mr. Lincoln. 1870 - Emperor Meiji of Japan spills marinara sauce on a white sheet, has a great idea for his country's flag. 1972 - Duh duh dum dum dum dum dum dum dum, duh duh dum dum dum dum dum dum dum... 1991 - George H.W. Bush takes over Iraq, as a gift to his son and future funnyman president, George W. 2007 - The Shanghai Stock Exchange falls 9% in one day, the economy might have been ruined were it not for the immortal ghost of Mao Tse-Tung. 2013 - Pope Benedict XVI resigns from the Papacy after 'accidentally' liking 39 Playboy posts and commenting 12 times. 2015 - Russian politician Boris Nemtsov dies after shooting himself in the back twenty-three times and stuffing himself inside a concrete-filled duffel bag.
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