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... that the toaster in Pulp Fiction is wanted in connection with at least 5 unsolved murders? (Pictured)

... that if I had to describe myself in three words, I would say "not very good at maths"?
... that you have probably broken at least three of the Ten Commandments just by visiting this website?
... that neither cows nor foxes can run for governor in Wisconsin?
... that less than 10% of the world's cactus population contains gold inside?
... that Joe Biden stepped in dog shit?
... that doody played a very important role in the development of quantum physics?
... that you can get great deals on Vietnamese clothing imports if you buy now?

... that the The Antipodean Gallery of Post-Modern Art will play host to some of Pau Pei's most groundbreaking works of concentric art? (Pictured)

... that Uncyclopedia is riddled with subliminal messages? DRINK COCA COLA
... that 69% percent of statistics contain sexual innuendo?
... that school is an asylum where they mentally and physically abuse you for seven cruel hours, all with your parents' approval?
... that people who "have their cake and eat it too" are 10 times more likely to die of obesity than people who only "have their cake"?
... that Rihanna's hit song Umbrella can cause rain to fall upwards?
... that since haste makes waste, and slow and steady wins the race, it follows that everybody who loses a race must therefore be charged with littering?
... You can do anything with creativity, determination, and the exploitation of the working class?

... that the toaster in Pulp Fiction is wanted in connection with at least 5 unsolved murders? (Pictured)

... that if I had to describe myself in three words, I would say "not very good at maths"?
... that you have probably broken at least three of the Ten Commandments just by visiting this website?
... that neither cows nor foxes can run for governor in Wisconsin?
... that less than 10% of the world's cactus population contains gold inside?
... that Joe Biden stepped in dog shit?
... that doody played a very important role in the development of quantum physics?
... that you can get great deals on Vietnamese clothing imports if you buy now?

... that the The Antipodean Gallery of Post-Modern Art will play host to some of Pau Pei's most groundbreaking works of concentric art? (Pictured)

... that Uncyclopedia is riddled with subliminal messages? DRINK COCA COLA
... that 69% percent of statistics contain sexual innuendo?
... that school is an asylum where they mentally and physically abuse you for seven cruel hours, all with your parents' approval?
... that people who "have their cake and eat it too" are 10 times more likely to die of obesity than people who only "have their cake"?
... that Rihanna's hit song Umbrella can cause rain to fall upwards?
... that since haste makes waste, and slow and steady wins the race, it follows that everybody who loses a race must therefore be charged with littering?
... You can do anything with creativity, determination, and the exploitation of the working class?

... that the toaster in Pulp Fiction is wanted in connection with at least 5 unsolved murders? (Pictured)

... that if I had to describe myself in three words, I would say "not very good at maths"?
... that you have probably broken at least three of the Ten Commandments just by visiting this website?
... that neither cows nor foxes can run for governor in Wisconsin?
... that less than 10% of the world's cactus population contains gold inside?
... that Joe Biden stepped in dog shit?
... that doody played a very important role in the development of quantum physics?
... that you can get great deals on Vietnamese clothing imports if you buy now?

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