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Today's featured article NEW YORK,Ny-There It Was.A Man Was Really Drunk And He Did Really Crazy Stunts.Reporters Say He Was Also On Crack.He Survied This Really Big Day But It Was Suicadel. His First Stunt Was To Blast Himself Off A Canon To Mars.He Passed.But He Hit His Head On Mars But UnInjured.Police Say He Was A Crazy Basterd Doing This Stuff.The Warner Bros Decided They Should Get All They Can To Get This Crazy Basterd.He Was Running And Running Untill He Reached Ass, Italy. (more...) Recently featured: Uncyclopedia:Accuracy - Gay people Archive – Vote for featured articles Yesterday's featured article Gay people are wrong. Ignore them. Don't get too close. They can be known to: A. Bite B. Suck your cock Did you know... *... that Euroipods is a website giving away free ipods in return for completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same? ... that to the untrained ear, John Aglethorpe's Ode to the Monotony of Life may simply sound like one continuous, monotonous tone, but the song is actually composed mostly of alterations between the A sharp and B flat notes tied together? ... that Euroipods is a website giving away free ipods in return for completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same? ... that to the untrained ear, John Aglethorpe's Ode to the Monotony of Life may simply sound like one continuous, monotonous tone, but the song is actually composed mostly of alterations between the A sharp and B flat notes tied together? ... that Euroipods is a website giving away free ipods in return for completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same? ... that to the untrained ear, John Aglethorpe's Ode to the Monotony of Life may simply sound like one continuous, monotonous tone, but the song is actually composed mostly of alterations between the A sharp and B flat notes tied together? ... that Euroipods is a website giving away free ipods in return for completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same?	In the news Guy Gets Crazy On this day... October 29: National Ignorance Awareness Day (United States) 1675 - Leibniz makes the first use of the long s, ∫, for integral. 315 years later I have to take calculus. Thanks, man. Thanks a fucking lot. 1929 - The New York Stock Exchange crashes, beginning the Great Depression. I think that was like, when, everyone got really unhappy for a long time. 1969 - The first-ever computer-to-computer link is established on ARPANET, the precursor to the Internet. It is used to send porn. 1972 - President Richard Nixon declares that he is addicted to the word "Declares". 1998 - Space Shuttle Discovery blasts-off with 77-year old John Glenn on board, making him the oldest person to go into space. He bores astronauts by telling them about how in his day, they didn't have astronaut ice cream, and there were no zero-G toilets, they just had to hold it in the entire mission.
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