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Today's featured article NEW YORK,Ny-There It Was.A Man Was Really Drunk And He Did Really Crazy Stunts.Reporters Say He Was Also On Crack.He Survied This Really Big Day But It Was Suicadel. His First Stunt Was To Blast Himself Off A Canon To Mars.He Passed.But He Hit His Head On Mars But UnInjured.Police Say He Was A Crazy Basterd Doing This Stuff.The Warner Bros Decided They Should Get All They Can To Get This Crazy Basterd.He Was Running And Running Untill He Reached Ass, Italy. (more...) Recently featured: Uncyclopedia:Accuracy - Gay people Archive – Vote for featured articles Yesterday's featured article Uncyclopedia is the truth. Therefore, everything in Uncyclopedia is true. If something in Uncyclopedia is not true, then it must be corrected so that it is true. However, this will never be necessary because everything in Uncyclopedia is true. We live in the Pax Uncyclopædia: Uncyclopedia is filled with informative content of indubitable veracity. This unmatched accuracy was a product of a most ingenious technique. The Founding Fathers of Uncyclopedia foresaw that people would despise authority--that they will do whatever they were told not to do. So, the Founders, in their infinite wisdom, used reverse psychology They asked for the world to write nonsense or humor and received Pure Knowledge instead. (more...) Did you know... *... no, you didn't! Stop lying! ... that the American Civil War was actually marked by many instances of uncivil behavior? ... no, you didn't! Stop lying! ... that the American Civil War was actually marked by many instances of uncivil behavior? ... no, you didn't! Stop lying! ... that the American Civil War was actually marked by many instances of uncivil behavior? ... no, you didn't! Stop lying!	In the news Guy Gets Crazy On this day... January 17: Kick Pigeons in the Face Day 395 - The Eastern Roman Empire and the Western Roman Empire split after "insurmountable creative differences." 1918 - The Finnish Civil War begins after the Finns decide that they might as well get their Civil War done right away. 1945 - The Soviets liberate Warsaw from Nazi Germany, decide to adopt Poland as their own. Aww. 1946 - The UN Security Council wonders what the UK is doing there. It's just an island. 1961 - Dwight D. Eisenhower makes final speech warning America about the monster that lives in your closet. 1987 - The New York City Transit Authority sponsors a pigeon kicking holiday (Pictured) in response to the bird poop derailing all their trains. 2004 - The Doomsday Clock is set four minutes to midnight after scientists realize the time on their microwave is two minutes off.
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