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Today's featured articleNEW YORK,Ny-There It Was.A Man Was Really Drunk And He Did Really Crazy Stunts.Reporters Say He Was Also On Crack.He Survied This Really Big Day But It Was Suicadel.
His First Stunt Was To Blast Himself Off A Canon To Mars.He Passed.But He Hit His Head On Mars But UnInjured.Police Say He Was A Crazy Basterd Doing This Stuff.The Warner Bros Decided They Should Get All They Can To Get This Crazy Basterd.He Was Running And Running Untill He Reached Ass, Italy. (more...)
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August 8: For God's Sake Leave Your Damn Phone Alone For 5 Minutes Day
- 1815 - Napoleon Bonaparte can't get any sig on the island of St. Helena.
- 1876 - Thomas Edison receives a patent for his mimeograph, which duplicates mimes.
- 1940 - The German Luftwaffe begin bombarding Great Britain with international text messages carrying sky-high roaming rates.
- 2004 - Hello? You're calling me that there's shit in the Chicago River? WHAT THE FUCK???
- 2008 - Wait just a sec, I have a call. Hello? Yeah. Yeah. No, they're right here. I don't know, something about an anniversary. Hah, yeah, I know. And that stupid-looking hat, yeah. Oh, sorry, I gotta let you go.
- 2025 - Shit, sorry, this is the last call, I promise. Hey. It's on the table. It's on the table. On the table. The table. On the - it's on the FUCKING TABLE! THE TABLE! ON THE TABLE!
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