User:MagicBus/Princess Daisy
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Princess Daisy (born Princess Daisy Flowers) is the sister or friend of Princess Peach. It is unknown whether Daisy is real or just another look for Peach because they both do look similar. This would not be a surprise, would it?
Early Life[edit | edit source]
Daisy was born to Rosalina and Adolf Hitler in 1992, which means she's part German and part Cartoonish. When Hitler died in 2003, she took over his kingdom and ruled with Yoshis and ugly pieces of Mushroom head things. She devoured her father's kingdom and was kicked out by old farts. Germany never saw Daisy again. Because of this, Germany banned all games with Daisy in it and eventually banned Mario games altogether because those damn Jews attempted to throw the games out the windows.
Luigi[edit | edit source]
It was heard to be true that Daisy started dating Luigi. This too could be false information as Luigi is Gay.
Time With Peach[edit | edit source]
Even though there has been confirmation of Peach and Daisy being friends and all but they even has started to fuck each other. There has been sighting of the two doing it on the street and Daisy took off her dress. Peach did the same revealing her long dick. Daisy got down on her knees and started to suck it. Then Daisy, went farther up to reach Peach's boob and started kissing and sucking it. One reporter said, "That was the best damn thing I have ever seen!"
World of Mario[edit | edit source]
She was adopted by Mario to be a royal Princess. Mario had said that Daisy was cute enough to be the Princess, so she was hired. Daisy was Peach's replacement when Bowser took Peach to fuck her in his castle as Bowser Jr. laughed on.
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