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To see full amount and links of templates click "edit" and count Templates used on this page, but don't include counting the GoMenu and the red ones

Random Templates[edit | edit source]

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User:Gert5/Templates/QG
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Ieburn.jpg
Did you know?

Firefox was here...


A random template, also known as a QG - Quote Generator
User:Gert5/Templates/QGUser
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Cometoronnie.jpg
This user is Ronald McDonald and is after your soul!
Cometoronnie.jpg
A random template, also known as QCU - Quote Generator User
User:Gert5/Templates/MutantLevel
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Biohazard green.svg
This user's radioactivity is too high; you have now mutated and will soon implodehave a nice day.
Biohazard green.svg
Let your users know if they're in danger!
User:Gert5/Templates/RandomAward
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Show off with awards you never won.

Not random[edit | edit source]

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User:Gert5/Templates/Estonia
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Best for pages related to Estonia
User:Gert5/Templates/Somethingevil
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Copyleft.png
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This article is something evil created by

 {{{1}}}   

Something evil
User:Gert5/Templates/Actions
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Actions of life and death
Start | Be born | Sleep | Play | Study | Sleep | Play | Kill | Live | Go to jail | Be free | Travel | Go to the cemetery | Die | End
Actions of life and death and everything
User:Gert5/Templates/UnText
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UnTv User:Gert5/Templates/UnText
User:Gert5/Templates/GuestActor
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[[Image:{{{2}}}|40px]] This user wants to be Guest Starring in {{{3}}}.

Guest Actor
User:Gert5/Templates/svgiskewl
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Epoch.

Stub templates[edit | edit source]

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User:Gert5/Templates/Stub1
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Stub template 1
User:Gert5/Templates/Stub2
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[[Category:{{{1}}}]] Stub template 2
User:Gert5/Templates/Stub3
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[[Category:{{{1}}}]] Stub template 3

NoStub templates[edit | edit source]

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User:Gert5/Templates/NoStub2
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Sarac.jpg
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This article is like Waldo - the admins can't find it so they can't delete it!


No Stub template 1
User:Gert5/Templates/NoStub3
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Apple.jpg
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This article has been on Uncyclopedia longer then the other {{{1}}}-related articles! This makes it an applehead


No Stub template 2
User:Gert5/Templates/NoStub4
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Kermit.jpg
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This article is bigger than the [[ {{{1}}} ]] article


No Stub template 3

Day counters[edit | edit source]

Types of NoStub pages.

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User:Gert5/Templates/NoStub1
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SeriousaccidentF1.jpg
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This article has been on Uncyclopedia for 1 day. That's what the F1 on the pic means


1 day
User:Gert5/Templates/NoStub5
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Email-at-sign.jpg
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This article has been on Uncyclopedia for 2 days. That's what the uppercase 2 on the pic means


2 days
User:Gert5/Templates/NoStub6
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Count123.png
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This article has been on Uncyclopedia for 3 days. That's what the 1-2-3 on the pic means


3 days
User:Gert5/Templates/NoStub7
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4 Train Bullet.png
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This article has been on Uncyclopedia for 4 days. That's what the simple 4 on the pic means


4 days
User:Gert5/Templates/NoStub8
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Rock5.png
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This article has been on Uncyclopedia for 5 days. That's what the weird 5 on the pic means


5 days
User:Gert5/Templates/NoStub9
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666.jpg
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This article has been on Uncyclopedia for 6 days. That's what the 3 times 6 on the pic means


6days
User:Gert5/Templates/NoStub10
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Starwarspope.jpg
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This article has been on Uncyclopedia longer then anyone can remember (maybe a week old) and is old and hairy


Over 1 week
User:Gert5/Templates/NRV2
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lololololololol

Cool non-Random non-User Page article templateS[edit | edit source]

I just call them "C.R.A.P.s"


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User:Gert5/Templates/GrassRoots
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This is a Grassy Root article and yawns about something or is a part of something and wants to yell it out. It is ranked with the following icon: http://www.crime.org/images/icons_white/{{{1}}}.gif

These are the icons, with their meanings:

grassroots.gif - "My Tree burned to ash"

prisonoutreach.gif - "I wen't to jail"

The part-of-something icons:

sexual_abuse.gif - "I'm against the Red Cross and hate it in every possible way"

outsource.gif - "I am in the lot-o-cash Inc. and have already earned {{{2}}} socks"

Show your article's status!
User:Gert5/Templates/Articles
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UnZeta Alphabet

A B C D E F G H I
J K L M N O P Q R
S T U V W X Y Z
Aa Ab Ac Ad Ae
Af Ag Ah Ai Aj
Ak Al Am An Ao
Ap Aq Ar As
At Au Av Aw Ax

Articles by me 1
User:Gert5/Templates/Articles2
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Articles by UnZeta

Cart
Dancism
Everybody blames me
Grue Eating Habits
Image file formats
Liquid OS
MacSoft
Microsoft releases it's own image file format
My chemistry project:Main Page
New Zork
Osamba bin Laden
Permanent Drastic Shocking Skin Disorder
Plikting
Rabdon
Rabdon Films
Rabdon-Michael
Real IQ Test
Rubbin and Ted
SambaTV
Shoes (TV Series)
UnBlog
UnLyrics
UnQuest
WtWb-up
Zilko

Books

The store

News

UnNews:20 000 articles collapse into Uncyclopedia|20 000 articles collapse into Uncyclopedia
UnNews:Elizabeth MCVXII visits West-onia|Elizabeth MCVXII visits West-onia
Huge riot in Estonia due to a statue
U.S. investment in Iraqi reconstruction reported perfect
Microsoft releases it's own image file format

HowTos

How to build a gaming console from a kitchen appliance

Articles by me 2
User:Gert5/Templates/RedButton
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Redbutton.png
Press Red now to {{{1}}} or keep reading to learn about Uncyclopedia Controller 3000 and your abilities, if you are a superhero.

UCC3k?

The Uncyclopedia Controller 3000 is a famous work of art by DaVinci. If you are a dog you may need some glasses. It gives the power of control in Uncyclopedia. You may use this control for good only. It does'nt listen to bad.

Buttons

The buttons are easy. The controller contains only 5 buttons. The big red one is for making Actions Anonymous and the rest are cursor keys. You may also use them to curse somebody.

Usable as...

You may use the Controller if your mouse is broken. Mine sure is. It can also be used as a TV remote, but that would be hard, to use the Controller to control the Remote to remote the TV to remote your eyes O_o.

The big version

The big version includes 20 buttons :filters, type-a-filter keyboard (Y,O,U,R,M,O,M, A, SEE DICK), search filter set, Filter images, Filter colors, Filter big text, Filter small text, Filter facts, Filter green, Filter wikipedia, Filter noob-edits and Filter Users-only and no cursor or big key!

Filters

The big version includes filters, which may filter UC stuff, like Your mom, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, See Dick do stuff and who can forget "Pink"

Where to buy

You may buy this crazy thang at Morty's! The free family shop (buy-a-family service, rates UCC1K as family member... He is soo right.

Hell of a long template

How long has this thang been goin' on? This's one big thang. Bigger than life and everything in it!

It's gonna take...

It's gonna take a hell of a write to max this template! I think I already see the See Alsoes. Yep... Ain't nothing gonna beat this template! But hell, your mom's writing did. She is a hell of a writer. Whoopi!

Shortypants

This text is yet smaller then the template, but even more sized than the code. Heh! The code is tiny like your Smiddledworpenthang, whatever that is.

Different uses

The UCC3K can be an acronym for U see Chiro as a Triplet or Kid

Small scroll for an awesome template

You can scroll down quick, but can you read that quick too? Try it.

A parody on The Red Button
User:Gert5/Templates/RedButton2
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Redbutton.png
Press Red now to {{{1}}}.

This is an interactive template. It cannot be used by mouse or keyboard. It only works with the UCC3K! For more info, see The Red Button or the template

The second short one
User:Gert5/Templates/unbookvfh
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Idiot!

This Unbook is only made as an unbook in order to win the VFH - Featured article of the Day contest. Please vote for it like you have never voten[1] before


UnPukes

Public Templates[edit | edit source]

Released to public.

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{{Random award}}
{{User mutant level}}
{{User:Gert5/Pork}}
{{User Homer}}
{{User:Gert5/Soundwanted}}
{{BuiltByMe}}
{{User:Gert5/DB}}
{{trivia}}
{{User whatlaugh}}
{{Harry Potter}}
{{Admins}}
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