UnQuest

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UnQuest
UnQuest.jpg
Official Logo of UnQuest used since July 28, 2006 after the official release
Developer(s)ZipFM Entertainment
Publisher(s)Wilde Games
Release dateMarch 23, 2006
GenreMMORPG
Platform(s)Wadfuddle Jeresto/Juvio.
Internet for multiplayer
RatingE++
Would A Grue play it?Sounds Like It

UnQuest is an online MMORPG game where the player plays a student of Sir Oscar Wilde, the leader of the Wilde Empire

Plotline[edit | edit source]

Ireland is coming to and end as Oscar Wilde is threatened to be murdered. The Wilde Empire's new ruler shall be Grootin' Jonestonsonerson. Only you and the friends are able to save the empire from destruction.

Instructions[edit | edit source]

The player will use stuff to get levels and respect from other people. The statuses include N00B, AVRG, AVG, AGTF, FOOL, LOL, UTTV, PPU, PU, PUFFY, NOE, COE, DANG or SANG, DANDY or SANDY, AAV, FRED, VVV, MD and Moderator. The collectable levels are Jumping, Running, Noobing (Descending from 100%), Loling, Bushing, Nerding, Geeking, Oscaring, Wildeing, Hjörring and Blurbing. Crafting skills are Noobcrafting, animalcrafting, babycrafting, craftcrafting and lolcrafting.

Features[edit | edit source]

Places[edit | edit source]

The world map, based on real knowledge during 1876. Level 20 people can go to Austriland. No wonder Oscar banned everybody from going to other places. He discovered them.

Gruble[edit | edit source]

The Gruble, from the Wildese term Gru (Grue) and Bileau (Free). Anyone that has been in there will get an upside-down skull hovering over their head. Quite often, the skull says quotes. From Oscar. To lose the skull thingie, the user must fight a grue and win. This would mean everybody has a skull over their heads.

GCA[edit | edit source]

The Grue Construction Area is where working grues construct new houses. However, if a grue from the GCA sees you, it is instant death.

Boardovobrubdurbrubru[edit | edit source]

Holla Crap! That's a huges letterage. That place is foodland. And Book Place. And TagPlanet. Anyways, it's the place n00bs get free food and stuff. There are up to 95 items in that very place alone. Noobs... Heh...

Items[edit | edit source]

Accordioning to the BBCCAAEEFFRRUUJJKKLLMMOPCSI of Canada, the game currently has

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items

The most common are Beans, Butts, Pogs, Logs, Wood, Brains, Ber Fur, Ber skin, Ber Intestunes and Poo. Poo's rarity is 1x while other items pass 40x

Enemies[edit | edit source]

Enemies are Grues, Farmer Grues, Oscar-Imposter Grues, Bud Grammur Gures, Gures, Ms. Grues, Anti-Grues, Groos and GurbliGrues. Others include Bers, far less deadlier.

Levels[edit | edit source]

Levels, also known as Skills, Burdmums and Gruficians are things that allow the player to do bigger actions. Obviously. Here are the collectible skills. Objects marked with an asterisk are crazy member stuff.

Jumping[edit | edit source]

  • 1 - Jumping
  • 5 - Almost flying*
  • 10 - Falling
  • 20 - Falling with an effect*
  • 20 - Jumping rll rll high
  • 50 - Dragonjumping*

Running[edit | edit source]

  • 1 - Running
  • 5 - Runneing
  • 8 - Rabbling*
  • 10 - Superfastrunningcombolol!
  • 30 - ULTIMATE POWDER SPEED
  • 50 - Dragonrunning*

Noobing[edit | edit source]

  • 100% - Complete n00bite
  • 80% - Lessertothe-lesser
  • 60% - Gewd
  • 40% - Barlichs
  • 35% - Brimbi*
  • 10% - Lolishless
  • 1% - SUPER LOLOLOLOLOL!
  • -5% - Nega-ROTFL

Crafting[edit | edit source]

Noobcrafting[edit | edit source]
  • 1 - Noobish Foolinger
  • 5 - Lieutenant Leetson
  • 10 - Holy Criticalhit!
  • 13 - Bad Luck Noobdevils*
  • 15 - Best Bad
  • 20 - Noobins
  • 50 - Slaves*
Lolcrafting[edit | edit source]

Requires lollersheets and a lolcrafting set

  • 1 - Lollergloves (1 lollersheet)
  • 2 - Lollerhats (2 lollersheets)
  • 5 - Lollerboots (3 lollersheets)
  • 10 - Loljackets (5 lollersheets)
  • 15 - Lolpants (5 lollersheets)
  • 20 - Lollerarmor (10 lollersheets)
  • 30 - Lollerplax (15 lollersheets)*
  • 35 - Lollercars (15 lollersheets)
  • 35 - Lollertrains (15 lollersheets)*
  • 40 - Lolairplains (20 lollersheets)*
  • 40 - Lolships (20 lollersheets)*
  • 45 - Lollerskates (25 lollersheets + 2 noobs)
  • 50 - ROFLCOPTER (10 lollersheets + 3 noobs + 4 narbs + 18 r-tards)

Membership[edit | edit source]

With a small fee of $20 per week, UnQuest provides Membership. The most popular features of membershappity are:

  • Six times more of the map to explore
  • Two times more of bank size
  • Member items such as
    • Tomaters
    • Tomattos
    • ToMakHus
    • Tommatoes
    • To-ma-toes
    • To to the ma to the toes
    • Toesand piece of poo
    • Enchanted poo tomatoes
  • New Quests including
    • Oscar wants a new hat
    • Sophia's revenge
    • Oprah Slayer

Christianity Quest[edit | edit source]

Christianity Quest is the same as Jew Quest (see Below).

Many people clame to play this game but they try to get on with their account but they can't because the christians have clamed copyrights on the name of the game. Many now refer to it as C Quest.

Jesus Plays this game His user is SonOfGod666.

The classes include:

Jews:

Rabbi

Rabbit Hunter (a famous one going by the name of N1g3l {l4yt0n)

Allah

Christians:

Monk

M0000nk

Jaws or as he is known in his homeland big scary grey shark with pointy teeth (stuff)

Super cow

M.r Cadbury

Some fat kid who goes by the name of Peter Jackson

Jew Quest[edit | edit source]

Founded in 1952 during Hitlers come back tour in Isreal. Its members are often stereotyped as Nazis although there is the option to play as one of the mighty nothorskin tribe of the jews. The main aim of the Nazgeeks is to protect there m*********f********* foreskins. As you progress in the game your foreskin gradually increases in size until... its the size of YOUR MUM. The nothorskins aim is to eventually cucumsize HITLER. The rest explains itself. The two factions each have a leader. Nazgeeks: HitlersDaughter132843258 nothorskins: Im sleepingwithyourmumtouchingyourchildrenfingeringyouandbehindyourwife

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