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“Mom! I'm not ready yet!”

~ Oscar Wilde on My Chemistry Project

“Chemistry Project Production Update! Day 4: I fixed some red links”

~ Jimbo Wales on Chemistry Project

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|              Featured Article| |           In the news|
   33333    Test Article No3 is   *Day 4: I fixed some red links!
  3     3   the third article     *Day 3: Created witty number three on main page!
      33    created for testing   *Day 2:Added more text and featured article
  3     3   out the My Chemistry  *Day 1:New project in chemistry!
   33333    project's system and
if it worked perfectly. It sure
didn't. Infact, you should be
having THE featured article in
this place, but due to the fact
that this is chemistry, no 
templates, including the one
that shows how many articles are
in Uncyclopedia. Links are
allowed.

|          Did You Acknowledge?|
*... Your Mom?
*... Your GYM (Great Year of the Man) Teacher?
*... The Universum
*... Tincan Z?

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|FEATURED PICTURE                                                                                |
|    A    A lot of people ask: Verbs; cubes; like Jenny                                           |
|   A A    This picture is the answer to that strange and pointless question!                    |
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