User:Gert5/hate

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List of things I hate:

Rules I hate

1. Do not question Zombiebaron's character if he claims something else besides the text-base to be bad in a text-based image.
2. Praise Zombiebaron
3. Praise people that hate me (See rule 2)
4. Live patiently while other people win VFP with crappy images.
5. Don't win VFP.
6. Don't win VFH.
7. Everybody is allowed to call [Gert5] (a)
   1. mindless retard
   2. fag
   3. idiot
   4. masturbation master
   5. goat molester
   6. stoat molester
   7. BOB outlet
   8. VCR clock
   9. VCR cock
   10. cock
   11. man who drinks cock
   12. gay guy
   13. crazed retard
   14. crazy retard
   15. overall, total retard
   16. gayman
   17. retard
   18. freak
   19. idiot
   20. suppu idiot [Kasumi fakiyu]
   21. f0x
   22. crazy
   23. duke of the dorks
   24. dork amongst dukes
   25. dork amongst fools
   26. fool amongst dorks
   27. weirdo(er) amongst weirdos
   28. not using warez
   29. unaware of warez
   30. can-o-pee
8. Do not call anybody a (see rule 7)
9. Lose VFP inexplicably
10. Lose VFP indefinately
11. Spell badly.
12. Grammer!!!!
13. Call the previous rule a rule.
14. Do not make a bank if you are called Gert5. May vary if:
    1. Is the first bank
15. Do not Yell "Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozdat!" inexplicably
16. Do not Censor Uncyclopedia.
17. Do not die.
18. Do not live.
19. Do not try to get the sense out of that previous statement.
20. Having idiots keep asking me what it is that I smoke

Pages I hate

1. Wikia for handing me a retarded/broken/dead wiki.
2. My email site, for not letting me in.
3. Wikia, for being so complex
4. Ebatsyk, my wiki.
5. Uncyclopedia, for it hates me.