Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Senate to investigate Punxsutawney Phil

Article: UnNews:Senate to investigate Punxsutawney Phil	Score: 5.5
Nominated by:	Wilytank 16:27, February 7, 2011 (UTC)
For: 8	Nom + For I'm from Pennsylvania. This is what we get for worshipping a ground hog. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:27, February 7, 2011 (UTC) For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:10, 7 February 2011 nice pics Shabidoo 01:44, February 8, 2011 (UTC) For. ~ 16:12, February 8, 2011 (UTC) 4 Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 14:17, February 10, 2011 (UTC) For. Dr. Fenwick 16:23, February 10, 2011 (UTC) For. Sure does suck when a weather mascot manipulates results for profit. It's still freakin' cold Up in the PNW and we've had "sun" the past week! BLU Scoutgineer 21:27, February 10, 2011 (UTC) sFor Slithy Tove 04:37, February 13, 2011 (UTC)
Against: 2.5	Against. This is one stunk piece of shit 207.144.99.106 15:39, February 8, 2011 (UTC) Against. I'm sorry, but what? After looking at the sources I see what's going on, but the article itself just seems too much of a stretch, especially if folks aren't familiar with that particular lore, and what is there isn't actually that funny, either. 1 2 3 4 ~ 04:21, 13 February 2011 Nep TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 16:56, February 21, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. A good UnNews but didn't really make me laugh. --Black Flamingo 09:02, February 18, 2011 (UTC)