Uncyclopedia:VFH/Politician

Article: Politician	Score: 5.5 Well, thank you for asking me for a punchline, and let me begin by
Nominated by:	Saberwolf116 00:42, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
For: 8.5	Nom and for.Saberwolf116 00:42, 26 January 2009 (UTC) For. I went over it and fixed the grammar, which required me to read it, and it's well-done. Andorin Kato 00:52, 26 January 2009 (UTC) For. I've always liked this one. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:16, Jan 26 For. TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 03:47, 29 January 2009 (UTC) For Per the Nosferatu image. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 03:12, 31 January 2009 (UTC) weak for. you know who's responsible for this article? tories. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:05, 3 February 2009 (UTC) For I restored some content and it looks somewhat better now. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 14:12, 4 February 2009 (UTC) For I like it. I would like it more if it was not all written using italics. Mr N 18:26, Feb 12 For. 216.17.88.94 20:10, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
Against: 3	Against. Unfortunately, the overly-"flowerly" language doesn't leave much room for jokes. Avoiding a question doesn't do it for me. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:38, 29 January 2009 (UTC) Usually I like stuff by WinStanley1, but... --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 03:18, 3 February 2009 (UTC) Against. IronLung 08:27, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
Comments	~~Abstain. It's a good article, but I'm not sure it's feature-quality. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:10, 30 January 2009 (UTC)~~