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Chris Rock (history, logs)

Article: Chris Rock

Score: 12 white guys keeping the black man down

Nominated by: Black_Flamingo
For: 14
  1. Nom and for. Another great article from Chandler himself. --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 17:59, February 25, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. I came very close to not voting on this page, not because of the excellent writing or the in-depth presentation of a concept, but because Chris Rock is a black man. I held my nose, and voted randomly, and please don't tell me which way my vote registered. Thank you. ~ User:Aleister in Chains User talk:Aleister in Chains 23:17 25 2 2MX
  3. For. Cleverly written and skillfully avoids going down the Road to Rant in the process. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:00, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
  4. For. Big thanks go to African-American_Flamingo for advice and the nom. He is truly ma brotha. --Matfen 09:42, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For Racism Because he's a black man --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 09:51 EST 26 Feb, 2010
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For, but just you wait. Some racist white man will go and remove this nomination. Why? Cause it's black. Necropaxx (T) {~} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}} {{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}} UTC
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 17:14, 27 February 2010
  8. For. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGPlease talk to me. Please. MUN CUN RotM 09:18, Mar 8, 2010 09:18, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
  9. For. FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 22:11 • Tuesday, 9-03-2010 22:11, March 9, 2010 (UTC)
  10. African-American For -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 03:32, Mar. 10, 2010
  11. For. ChiefjusticeXBox360 19:15, March 11, 2010 (UTC)
  12. For. With extreme prejudice. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:00, Mar 12
  13. For. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:47, Mar 12
  14. For. 99.63.86.120 03:16, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
  15. For. 187.41.134.176 20:21, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 2
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. He's so AWESOME. He's not racist. (IDK) Please don't delete his article. DJ Mixerr 23:16, March 5, 2010 (UTC)User:DJ Mixerr
Symbol for vote.svg Do not delete I vote to not delete as well. Maybe move it to a user page, or move it to Mordillo's user page, or to a forum all its very own. But DJ Mixerr is right. ~ User:Aleister in Chains User talk:Aleister in Chains 24 minutes later
You all make good points. Is it possible to both feature and delete? --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 23:48, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
Of oourse, it will just have to carry both banners. A deleted/featured article, according to the Uncy by-laws, will only be featured for 12 hours, and will count as a half on any feature count by the writer. 3-4 tildes few minutes down the line
How the hell do you confuse Votes for Highlight with Votes for Deletion? —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 02:33, 6 March 2010 (UTC)
WTF is this bizarre shit? MORDILLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! --Matfen 11:49, March 6, 2010 (UTC)
What did you expect, you wrote about a black man. People will be conflicted, and will vote to feature, not to feature, and to delete at the same time. It's the nature of the beast. Next time write about a white man for a change, jeeez.
Aleister in Change
Aleister in Change
  1. Against. Gets old quickly. –Flashfreez 23:28, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Abstain. I reserve the right to change my mind later. I liked the repeated African-American bit (and it fits Chris Rock), but then it kept going and going and going. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  17:59, March 6, 2010 (UTC)

Racist... --Matfen 18:31, March 6, 2010 (UTC)

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