Talk:12-year-olds invading the Internet

tihs iz sooooo ofeenzivse tuu 12 yaer oldz

I,myself,am ten and I think the majority of you need to understand that this is internet,r-tard (just like any other meme,such as Mudkipz) meme-ing.(Ok enough wordplay :3)Have any of you seen /b/ or some of the other retarded pages here on "teh interwebz" ?This place is a living shithole!Let this page live.

==Comment== WHOEVER MADE THIS IS A 13 YEAR OLD CUZ 13 YEAR OLDS HATE ALL 12 YEAR OLDS AND THINK THEY R SOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH COOLER THEN THEM 4 NO REASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK U 2 WHOEVER WROTE THIS ARTICLE I M 12 AND I HAVE A FACEBOOK. IT MAKES NO SENSE HOW 13 YEAR OLDS ARE SUDDENLY TREATED MUCH DIFFERENTLY FROM 12 YEAR OLDS WHEN US 12 YEAR OLDS R ACTUALLY MORE MATURE THEN 13 YEAR OLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You adult people who run this are total idiots- you are putting down twelve-year-olds like me BUT you yourselves use words like n00b. 70.173.250.19 19:51, September 28, 2009 (UTC) WTF?!?!?! – Preceding unsigned comment added by 81.193.196.58 (talk • contribs)

• Your comments set a bad impression for 12 year olds all around the globe. Not only is it agreeing with the person's statement (Our messages are grammatically incorrect), but it seems like you all have no sense of humor. Though I am around 12, I find the article funny. I don't find it offensive at all. Maybe it's 'cause I'm not a stereotype. <<< (FAIL) YOUR GONNA need to change tha before someone more hostile sees it <<<<FAIL Too late. Also, sign your posts, you stereotypical IP. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:54, July 30, 2010 (UTC)

Agreed. This article can drown in boulders. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Tylerj (talk • contribs)

• Second. Moe 08:08, 30 March 2006 (UTC)

Ok, yes, I admit, this is a funny little "article". But us so-called stupid 12 year olds will not know the difference from a fake and a real article. Also notice that 12 year olds are much more book smart than you "adults".

Me, a 12 year old.

n ur gramr is ttly perfekt! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:00, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

I honestly don't think the article is stupid in any way. I know it's an offense to younger-aged internet users, but you know, the internet isen't perfect. It's a wide, wide world out there, you know. You'll encounter really strange people, like the people on Uncyclopedia! Ofcourse they're weird in a good way, their articles are hilarious. Just realize that people on the internet are actually much different than in real life. These so-called "F_gs" and "Mother _u__er_s" aren't really those... they just seem like it. Don't judge people on the internet.

I'm twelve. I'm the youngest in sixth grade and the most mature. Though I didn't take the article seriously. --90.233.128.23 16:55, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

I am twelve years old and I approve of this message. ~Someone

Rename

I think it should be renamed. The current title blows. --Leofan7 23:16, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

I think the artical title is spelled wrongly. Should'nt it say "12 year olds invadeing the Internets" 24.4.205.24 08:33, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

Delete?

Should I nominate this for VFD? It is a pile of crap. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Polziper (talk • contribs)

• lets just get rid of the incessant lists. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Pashion (talk • contribs)

From Pee Review

• I don't know what everyone else thinks, but although this is a total load of crap, it's still got potential. Somehow. anonymous – Preceding unsigned comment added by 02barryc (talk • contribs)

Yes. Somewhere along the line, the article must have been crapified, because I seem to remember it being less crappy. Could be my dementia kicking in again, though. Anyway, the most important thing to do is clean up those fugly templates. Then, change those goddamn lists into something that does not provoke eye-gouging. Like maybe something funny. After that, make some jokes that actually relate to 12 year olds in some way. Go insane, unclog your bathroom drain, calculate financial gain, looks like rain, and finish up by rewriting the article so it doesn't induce so much pain. God, I hate rhymes. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 06:01, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

Cainad has spoken for us all. Now we all put our monk robe hoods over our heads, turn and walk off in a single-file line, perhaps chanting some montra. --EMC ^[TALK] 06:07, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

Deletion?

I do think this article should be deleted. It's just... a series of trying to be funny, so it's stupid. It's really pointless, and just doesn't fit with the Uncyclopedia. I think it should be up for deletion. Cheddar Cheesia 20:57, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

• agree. it's very similar, but crappier, than an article I wrote of the same subject, 12 year old girl theory. Man in the Ceiling 23:07, 7 September 2007 (UTC)

12 year old here

OMG I LUV U THIS IS SOOOOOOO TRUE I M 12 I FEEL THE SAME WAY AS U

This article is full of crap. Although that is what uncyclopedia is about, isn't it? At least change the name. And by the way, too many generalizations, deoxyribonucleic acid means DNA. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Paper warrior (talk • contribs)

• this isn't funny at all! sry, not registered but elsewhere i'm lutherdriggers or luther_driggers. feb 2007 – Preceding unsigned comment added by 24.84.80.73 (talk • contribs)

What about 13-14 year olds invading the internet? They're just as annoying, horny, spammish, and stupid as 12 year olds, and time will soon pass to the point where most 12 year olds invading the internet's first game console will be the Wii, thus creating a whole generation of memory-less n00bs. This article is crap and should be re-edited to include the "sociological detriments of 12 year olds invading the internet"

72.16.145.74 01:13, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

From my understanding we used to call this Group "12 Year old AOLers". Maybe renaming to that article if you want to. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 05:56, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

What happens when these said 12 year olds turn 13? Where are their parents? What happened to my pants? --EMC ^[TALK] 06:07, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

Damn generalization of 12 year olds. By visiting my userpage, you will find out that I'm 12. And I am NOT invading the internet. It's still hilar10u5 though. -- Captain Nerd(Talk)

Jesus H. Christ! No one can take a joke anymore. Nobody cares, obviously, but still. --SanDemonMax^Talk_Contrib 03:38, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

Move request

12 year olds invading the internet -> 12 year olds invading the Internet - The word that is intended is the capitalized "Internet", not the lowercase "internet". (The hyperlinks in the previous sentence point to Wiktionary. See also wikipedia:Internet#The_terms_.E2.80.9Cinternet.E2.80.9D_and_.E2.80.9CInternet.E2.80.9D.)

If this request is denied, I would like at least to be allowed to create a redirect. --Pentium5dot1|t~^_^~c 00:55, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

If I do not get a response in approximately two days, I will have to be italic. --Pentium5dot1|t~^_^~c 00:32, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

UN:N. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:38, Sep 22

Okay, done (assuming that response qualifies as a lack of objection). --Pentium5dot1|t~^_^~c 01:12, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

Your soo retarded

Hahahaha! You teh gay!

Just cause you think you know everything about twelve year olds your probabey some 80 year old guy who lives with his mom and rapes little kids in his basement. 12 year olds, like me, are probabley way smarter than you and I hope you know we dont act like that. You were once 12 so basically you are making fun of a part of you! and NOOB is such an old word, no one uses it anymore!!

That still leaves us to wonder why your post is full of spelling errors. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:31, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Yes, quite. He is suffering from one of the worse cases of GBS I've ever seen. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:32, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

I'm sure someone has used the word "noob" here in the past year. (talk) 20:28, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

Actually, guys, his case is actually common.I found out in random news articles and TV that young kids secretly go on porn sites (incuding Encyclopedia Dramatica (somebody spammed me)) and facebook as 30-year olds.Also, n00b is used probably 100 times day, as there are many people who are racists of noobs and related associates.Also, aren't you a little young to learn about alphabet soup spelling "You have Leukemia" or half-naked Japanese girls on this site?I reccomend the penis article for you.And on a side note, every time u say "rape", God kills a kitten.Yeah, it's true.--Bad Shroom 20:47, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

Heh heh

I first started using the internet when I was twelve, and I found this article funny! I DID have really ood grammar, but that's beside the point, as I was a n00b in my own way too; I took everything WAY too seriously, and I had no idea how to type "you're" instead of "your".

I guess the point of this post is really to lighten up, all of you twelve year olds.

HELPME 03:17, January 16, 2010 (UTC)HELPME

i TOTALLY LOVES THIS ARTICAL

to all of you who say this article is stupid, FUCK you suck my dick. all of this is true any 12 year old you meet over the internet is like this. this reminds me of the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. it goes something like this:

the grasshopper spented all his times saving up nuts for the winter, but the octopus just mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV the whole time. and when winter came, the grasshopper died and the octopus ate all of his nuts, also he got a race car.

is this gettin through to any of you??? – Preceding unsigned comment added by 205.173.168.1 (talk • contribs)

If by "getting through" you mean "believing you need psychiatric help, and apparently get off from octopi, then yes. Yes it is. --SanDemonMax 15:54, May 31, 2011 (UTC)

I laughed... alot.

Let's just say that all teenagers are not allowed on the internet.– Preceding unsigned comment added by Volupte (talk • contribs)

Great job on the internet map

Keep up the good work. Also, sign on the talk page (that would be this page) not on the main article. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:50, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

Your welcome! --*-User:S1312-* 20:56, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

You want the truth?

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FUCKING TRUTH. 12 year olds are in so much denial about how they act, which just makes this article even better. If not every 12 year old is like this, then at least 90% of them are. Don't worry, you'll know what I'm talking about when you turn 13 and you're way coolar than any lame 12 year old. Now, go back to taking pictures of your with a sideways peace sign in the mirror. – Preceding unsigned comment added by GrapeSoda (talk • contribs)

12 year olds boys are piles of shit that think they are all tough

You 12 year olds boys really think you are all cool just because you got so-called "girlfriends" and think you know all about life and the meaning of sex. You don't know shit about anything. You are still dependent on mommy to take care of you. You all won't survive the streets one day all by yourselves if you think life is easy. Life is easy for you because mommy and dada is making it easier for you since they are the ones taking care of your sorry asses. That's all I got to say. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 204.126.64.254 (talk • contribs)

Don't Stereotype.

Yes, I am 12, and that does not automatically make me an "r-tard". If I were you, I would just ignore kids on the internet. The fact that you actually stooped so low as to write this highly illogical article proves that you are even more immature then most twelve year olds. You were 12 once, too. Let me guess, you wrote this article the day you turned 13. And to twelve year olds on the internet, stop with the internet lingo and invalid statements, they will make more stereotyping, such as this arise. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 96.244.46.3 (talk • contribs)

Child, you sound like an intelligent 12 year old. I was once an intelligent 12 year old too. I was also bullied by 12 year olds, in fact I was bullied from 2nd through 6th grade. There is a lot still to learn at age 12, even if you are intelligent. Things like learning how to let insults roll off your back, deciding whose opinion you choose to listen to, and learning how to get along with others. I didn't write the article, but I do maintain it from time to time. Uncyclopedia is a humor site, and humor is not always logical. If you can see what is illogical about it, you can learn to see the humor in it. Being 12 does not last forever, though when you are younger, a year lasts much longer than it does when you are say, 40 years old. Being 12 should be about learning and growing. There are many stereotypical articles on this site, but that does not mean we delete them all. I would encourage you to check out the reasons that this article was kept by searching the VFD archives. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:04, November 3, 2010 (UTC)

Agreed. I am 10 and will probably be a intellegent 12 yr old in 2 years time. Hmm. Special Cases ^talk /_sign 17:47, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

12 year old boys have no common sense

Them 12 year old boys think just because they dress all nice, have an iPod Touch, and think they all tough, they can get a chick. I've told this to my 11 year old brother that there no such thing as real love among children because the girl just uses you to gain popularity and once she has enough popularity, she dumps you for another more popular boy. It's a vicious cycle folks and 12 year olds.

-Bitching Won't Help. -20:52, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

A 12 year old with some common sense, must of really had his or her ass whooped daily by his or her parents to be set straight

Hi I don't know how to start a new title so I'm just using this one. To all those people look I'm 12 and I'm not as offended as all of you are try not to think of them describing you try and think of them as describing the annoying people in school or something because that article really does actually describe this annoying kid who says retarded things like Steve the pirate and retarded shaker maker. Yes I agree to the above post I mean why even get a gf we can't even have sex yet and I bet your parents would be mad if they found out that you were dating. You all have other problems to worry about and yes it is just our parents making life easy because if you think about it you have to pay for all the bills and everything. Money doesn't just appear so you'll have to get a job that pays well and for that you need good education which I don't think the person above has. So quit it with girlfriends and you'll survive.

This article generalizes the wrong stereotype.

The stereotype of "12 year olds invading/destroying the Internet" is false. The people who you can relate to this are either 5-8 year olds, or 16 year old retarded people who won't get laid. -- Herp. Derp. Imandreas did this. 19:36, April 23, 2011 (UTC)

The problem is kids in general invading the Internet. 5-8 year olds? Since when could those tykes even figure out how in the hell to type? And 16 year olds not getting laid? Whuh? It makes teh Jesus happy! My point is, what are you requesting? Yeah, that's it! Are you a 12 year old in disguise? The lamestream media would believe me to say so.--Respond 19:52, April 23, 2011 (UTC)

To all of you wondering, this article was written by a bunch of dung-eating, mangy monkeys that live on fleas and marijuana.

Sounds delicious. Also, the person who wrote the header doesn't know how to register for an account or sign his/her posts. Grow a pair. Also grow up. You take yourself far too seriously.-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 21:54, February 21, 2012 (UTC)

i wasn't wondering anything to be honest --Roman Dog Bird 22:13, February 21, 2012 (UTC)

Dung is an aquired taste. I myself ain't too fond of it, like I'm not fond of raisins, for example. --SanDemonMax^Talk_Contrib 06:24, April 18, 2012 (UTC)

I totally disagree.

Yes indeed; some twelve year olds suck.

Not me. I hate wrong grammar, program games, design cars and started learning English when i was six. In four days i'll be thirteen and then your totally stereotypical article containing nothing but examples of self-criticism (didn't think of that huh, you n00b!)

I'm not saying i'm such a good guy, with good school grades and lots of patience, actually i'm sort of hyperactive; but i think you quite sound like a retarded ass when talking like "A FUCKIGN CUNT".

Why don't these kids keep in mind that your English teacher also may have a YouTube account - and sometimes reads your comments - as if that will 'spawn' higher grades!

Think of it, and don't talk to other people like that if you speak any normal language with people YOU ACTUALLY KNOW. Greetings, AgentSufkop (or Sufkop or Ronley Bowler (which isn't my real name, muhahaha!!!))

And yet, you don't sign correctly (it's ~~~~, "n00b"), or capitalize 'I' correctly. And I'm not sure if your spelling "FUCKIGN" was intentional or not. --SanDemonMax^Talk_Contrib 03:14, May 15, 2012 (UTC)

This is a joke article. In fact a 12-year old won Noob of the Month and Potatochopper of the Month here not too long ago. Take those beans to school and put them in your desk. Aleister 3:25 15-5-'12

God some are so retarded!!

I, as a 15 year old, know what it's like to be 12 and so full of myself. Then i look at my old youtube profile(s) and say "Jesus Christ I can't believe I was that retarded". But seriously, I hate the 12 year olds that say "OH MEH GAWWWD UR SO RETAHTED AND U SHOUDL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" If they're not 12, then whoever he is, fails at trolling. If he is 12, I would give him a piece of advice: "Log off your computer, shut it down, and then grab your father's .45. You should know what to do from there" because I just hate retards like them. Just felt like expressing my opinion on 12 year olds invading the interweb. Don't worry everybody, they'll finally grow a pair and shut the fuck up.

I’m 12 and I have a storie plz listen and read!!!!!

Deeznuts

Okay, I’m not that evil. I just wanted to say that despite generalization and stereotypes, it’s a good article nonetheless. Congratulation.

A reply to your comment

You did not sign your comment. We totally do not know who you are. Next time, whenever you post a comment on any talk page on this wiki, please sign your comment so that we know who you are.--96.242.49.11 (talk) 22:27, 18 February 2023 (UTC)

Do people actually argue here?

Many articles here are offensive. Nobody in their right mind truly thinks children are going to destroy our entire civilization. Please learn to take a joke, and unless there is actually the chance of real, extreme harm occurring from things you don't like online (losing karma on Reddit isn't extreme harm), ignore it. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 21:12, 18 June 2022 (UTC)

Edit request

In the section "A 12 year old's inferior response to this article", there is a section that contains quotations in which there are errors found. The error: No text given for quotation (or equals sign used in the actual argument to an unnamed parameter) Please find a way to fix that. Thanks.--96.242.49.11 (talk) 22:13, 18 February 2023 (UTC)