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Erase the whole thing and replace it with a Gatchaman article

Mainly because this sure ain't funny, and Gatchaman pwnz Naruto any day. :) Besides, Uncyclopedia has no Gatchaman article, so what's wrong wit u guyz?!? That's aside from the fact that Naruto is 100 percent devoid of panchira (and there's no article on panchira either, slackers).

71.173.15.112 22:29, July 17, 2011 (UTC)

This Reminds me of something...

I know what it is! This is the same Naruto article from Encyclopedia Dramatica! I could have sworn this was copied and pasted. Honestly satire is what makes Uncyclopedia vastly superior to ED, and this article has none. Moreover, the author OBVIOUSLY did no research, so satire would be impossible. and why did they have to merge the other articles with this one; i mean the Akatsuki/gay fashion producer thing was hilarious! Please, get rid of this travasty against Uncyclopedia...its worse than the recent, God-aweful, Encyclopedia Dramatica-esque Final Fantasy VI article

                                                    2:56 AM August 4, 2010

Thanklog

Reff Kalir User:TheLedBalloon 209.247.22.8 EugeneKay Bonner Lontlontlont AceMyth Feebas factor If you're one of these people, you know what you contributed. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:51, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for writing my hitlist for me :)

Narugay

Narugay, this is Naruto in his real form =).

--Theil 07:44, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

...This is funny? Wow. "MOG CRAPPY GAY JOKES ARE FUNNY". Wow. Total fail.

Also, it's Sasuke who's supposedly gay. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!! MightyKombat 00:19, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

Considering how Naruto constantly obsesses over his former friend in a very questionable manner, plus the ridiculously Mary Sueish franchise sinking "Sage Mode" bull that came completely out of the blue, this picture is actually pretty fitting. Yes, even with the overused gay jokes this article is stuffed with. Try to balance the stuff by making fun of Sasuke as well though. Like calling him as "an ambiguously fruity guy". WITH HUMOUR THOUGH.

You know what?

Sure. Fine. This doesn't actually suck, and I'm so tired of the Naruto debacle... 206.248.134.17 01:44, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

• I liked it! Its much improved version of the original ones you put on the Pee Review. But still lack of other character's names though. Reinn 01:56, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
• Upon reflection, I'll revise my previous position: not only does it not actually suck, it also has potential to actually benefit from editing! As opposed to the others which were either too long or too crude to be worth putting the effort in. Not to mention this article manages a decent balance between fan and critic, accessibility and wit, and has some genuinely funny portions. Good job guys... and I wonder why I'm always so critical of new articles... Feebas factor 02:11, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
• I still don't like Naruto, but this is great! I might even consider putting it on my watchlist, so I can be on the look out for dipshit edits! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:13, 7 September 2007 (UTC)
• Yeah this article is much better.

Can you not fucking read? Did you not notice how this article completly sucked compared to the old one? How can you not see how the article that attracted so many to uncyclopedia be changed to this shit? you must have a horrible scense of humour to thing this is better then the original.

Yeah and the fact that you didn't sign your name proves you're a horrible person with horrible opinion. Reinn 09:17, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

I didnt sign my name? What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

Because like that you might be Just Kidding Rowling for all we know. :<

WHERE'S ALL THE GOOD MOTHA FUCKING CHARACTERS! HIDAN, SHIKAMARU!,KIBA! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU BITCHEZ!!!!!! I COULD WRITE KILLER SHIT FOR PRETTY MUCH ALL AKATSUKI!!!!!!! YOU GUYS NEED TO PUT A FRIKKIN EDIT TAB ON THIS!!!!! 96.3.67.107 23:41, September 9, 2009 (UTC)Krisayah Uchiha 96.3.67.107 23:41, September 9, 2009 (UTC)Konoha Rose

Random comment

Oh, come on, I liked the HP epilogue! — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 01:47, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

...Eh. After HP 3, they sucked. The books are better. User:Lazyanimangafreak/sig1 18:55, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

You're joking right? From 4 onwards the HP books suck ass. 46.11.37.241 15:50, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

What the hell happened?

The original article was a riot, but now it's been completely changed and is just a bunch of stupid "Mad-Libs" style humor (oh look, I'll put a weird word that doesn't make any sense: COMEDY!). Whatever happened to GHETTOSHARK???

Ghettoshark seems to be "a weird word that doesn't make any sense" to me. COMEDY! --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 02:32, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

Great

awesome, better than before! HOW?!?!?!?! 96.3.67.107 23:43, September 9, 2009 (UTC)Krisayah Uchiha 96.3.67.107 23:43, September 9, 2009 (UTC)Konoha Rose

How is this better than the old article?

Since an edit war is a pointless waste of time, would someone care to explain how the new article is better than the old one? It's shorter, filled with pointless comments ("But I'm an article-writer, so it's my duty to write about the plot the best that I can", "I don't really like using the word "scrub". It reminds me of that one TV show. This has a TV show too. I like that one I'm not talking about better, I guess", "It's got ninjas, which is pretty cool, I guess.", "Nobody likes characters without personality. But too much personality can make the manga just characters bragging about themselves."), poorly edited and didn't make me laugh once. The only problem with the old one was that it was too long, but even that isn't a problem if it's funny.

The old version was the article that made me love Uncyclopedia. Now it's getting replaced with what appears to be some nobody trying to review it in a completely unfunny manner. Why is this happening? --Cutterkk 17:20, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

According to Kalir, who gave me the idea for the article,

"You know what might be interesting... Most Naruto fans, from what I can tell, are rabid fanboy/girls that tear you apart the second you even breathe wrong at their favored show. It might be kind of interesting to go a sort of J.D. Salinger route and only be mildly enthusiatic about it. "Yeah, the show's all right. It's got ninjas, which is pretty cool, I guess.""

Judge for yourself what this means. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:58, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

... The old article made fun of the show. A lot. Moreso than the new one.

Bad editing =/= funny. --Cutterkk 20:02, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, but name-dropping is not considered humorous by the Uncyc community. In fact, it's pretty low on the totem pole, between puns and penis jokes. I did see some parts that look like they may have been funny to people who are familiar with it (I am not), but the sad truth about anime articles is that, unless they are rewritten by someone who is an Uncyclopedian first and an otaku second, they almost always turn out ugly to anyone who hasn't seen the show (and this is Bad). I know, it's not fair, but it's the way it is. If I were you, I would just be happy that it's even doing as well as it is – not all anime articles get the respect they deserve. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 02:28, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Ok so the article isn't funny to avoid name-dropping?

False info on Sakura

Since the article is supposed to be funny, and untrue, this should be in Sakura's section: "Sakura is secretly Naruto's sex bitch, but pretends to like Sasuke to hide her relationship with Naruto." That would indeed suit the article.--Omega Ridley 03:52, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

You're right. I'm gonna go change it right now! That's comedy gold!!!!!!!11

-- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 15:48, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

My Honest Opinion

The original Naruto article was the thing that made me realize Uncyclopedia is an awesome site. Or maybe that it WAS... Oh well, I'm glad to see there are still some good articles out there, but sadly, this is one of the poorest... I'm not complaining or anything, I'm just saying that the old version made me laugh like I had never laughed before, and this one... Well, it didn't even make me giggle. That's all I can say.

This article narrowly missed featuring on the front page. The old one was deleted. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:15, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

Feel free to steal some of the better jokes from here. Though I personally enjoyed it immensely as well, to tell the truth the article catered primarily to the narutards of the internet (a category I admit inclusion in). Sadly, most other people just don't have the patience to scroll through dozens of pages consisting primarily of in-jokes and funny-if-you-know-what-it's-talking-about humour. I do lament this, but ultimately I'd rather have a Uncyclopedia page for Naruto "amateurs" than none at all. Feebas factor 22:34, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

Evidently, more than a few people need to grow a new sense of humor, consider that whereas this article is actually humourous and witty, the old article got it's kicks out of spelling characters names wrong, bad word puns, etc. Hilarious! --38.116.200.49 15:59, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

lolwut? Spelling names wrong? The names were parodies of the characters themselves, which in term had something to do with the text that followed.--72.85.194.249 20:45, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

No they were not. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:51, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

I have to agree the old one was better this new one has 0 comedic value. This is exaclty what happend the the 50 cent article were they replaced some of the best comedy on uncyclopedia with some incredibly lame old jokes. Uncyclopedia is just shooting down in quality thats why no one comes here anymore.

Weapons Section

Might I recommend a section detailing weapons and techniques used in Naruto? As a bit of disclosure, I primarily want to do this to say that the paper bombs are actually Fung Wah tickets so that someone with more knowledge of the wiki system and uncyclopedia humor would be inspired to write an article, as I am not a member, and so cannot post images, and I don't even know where some of the symbols used in the formating are on my keyboard let alone what the format codes are, so I usually copy the formating from an article with the formating I need and insert the info into that (for example, the thing currently on my clipboard is: · Marblehead).

I already have a couple jokes, such as saying that Fung Wah can increase affordability by getting you to your destination in 12 easy installments.

Fung Wah is really obscure. I don't think so. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:17, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Yeah I'm a Naruto Fan

But I also like the satire. This article is kind of childish, no real violence or fucking. For example, Tsunadi is the legendary "Sucker" because she is a pimp and she goes and sucks it off. Peverted? This is freakin Uncyclopedia. Not the best joke but take a hint. Orochimaru can be the evil homosexual murder with Kabuto as is slave-bitch. Muhahahah. Needs a lot of fixin buddy. Needs dept. Expand damn it! --Square Dancing Ur Ma 23:56, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

As A Proud Naruto Fan I Can Say This Sucks....

I like naruto but I can laugh at people making fun of the faults including Sauske getting ever so emo, and possibly gay. It's okay it's a cartoon it dosen't bite, the fans do lol.

the characters of nautard

See Naruto likes sakura and sakura likes sasu-gay and sasu-gay love orochimaru.

...Your pitiful attempt at humour sickens me and I can only laugh at oyur stupidity as you lie to yourself that stereotypical "GAY" jokes are funny. You fail. Thansk for the lulz...wait, wot lulz? MightyKombat 00:18, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

the characters of nautard

See Naruto likes sakura and sakura likes sasu-gay and sasu-gay love orochimaru.

People who watch Naruto

They weigh, on average, more than 300 pounds. When they are alone, they watch Hentai, and talk in Naruto forums calling friends nicknames based on Naruto characters.

^No 220lbs god don't blow shit out of porprtion :( And Hentai kicks ass, real people can't get raped on porno movies muhhahaha.

(Fat, angry anti social Naruto fan)

^ Feel free not to give a shit

Kakashi

His secret technique is not sexual assault as you have said, but the "Super anal probe of death"

He uses this as a treatment for piles.

Article

The article here's a little too factual, don't you think? Rather than primarily describe the TV show and its fandom (while adding some nonsense here and there), why not make it completely nuts and suggest that there are actually blond attention-seeking ninjas prancing around in brightly-colored jumpsuits, and that You Can Do It Too? (Note, however, that I am not contributing to this idea; merely suggesting that it be done.)

^ Good idea, it would help to make the article far less cliche. And it's a random joke, so it's funny. It might work.

Did a 5 year old write this?

This article sucks its not funny at all. I mean calling someone cool 5000 times must be funny right? WRONG! change this shit

Where'd the funniness go?

Something's wrong with this article. It just ain't funny in the slightest. It relies on crappy "LOL GAY" and "LOL EMO" jokes to seem interesting. Once I even thought I stumbled into Wikipedia's Naruto article by mistake

The original may have been too long, but it was obscenely funny to the point where it could be stated as a prime example of Uncyclopedia's goal: To stick two fingers up at all other Wikis. It changed names while keeping them soemwhat the same, made clever jokes and meta-hmour and furthermore was written like it was written by a maddened, drunken rodeo-mad Texan gold prospector of the old West. This one though seems like it was written by some 16 year old kid with a miserable haircut that nearly covers his eyes, and is trying to seem funny by acting all hard on his vid but spends more time going "Um....er....ah...um..." and dropping the mike, spending half the vid looking for it.

This article is in need of SERIOUS IMPROVEMENT.

Thank you and have a nice day MightyKombat 19:19, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

I AGREE. The original naruto article was what brought me to uncyclopedia and was what i thought one of the best articles here. It was one of the few things i have read on the internet that can crack me up. However now, its just some boring shit that does not even elicit a smile from me. Hell, I don't feel even faintly amused by this Wikipedia article.

i like naruto hes cool but the only character i dont like is temari she sumons a weasel that goes into the woods and never comes back

HA

Naruto rocks.. The person who wrote this most likly jerks off looking at his mothers bras. This is to show that the lack of intellagence that this goes in to. Image:Example.jpg<< yo momma there

Thanks for your remarks. I'm sure the 700 people who collaboratively wrote this appreciate you showing them how "intellagent" you are. Kindly go drown in a lake. -RAHB 04:52, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

Hang on,hang on,hang on...

Did Jedravent write most of the Naruto sub-articles? Cos they just don't even make me twitch my lip AT ALL. Only the Kisame one is slightly chucklesome. 80.195.5.250 14:38, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Fail

So I see we've decided to sacrifice actual wit for random, unfunny crap once again. Learn how to be funny and not just stupid --74.12.20.206 00:57, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

Look, ignoring the fact that I hate Naruto, I don't see any other way around this. It's either this (although it has been vandalized some, I'm too lazy at the moment to try and remove some of the crap in it, and more importantly, I just don't care), or unfunny, ranty, fan boy bullshit about how much of an emo Sasuke is or how Orocimaru is MICHAEL FUCKING JACKSON LOL. Please, I'm sure this isn't what you have in mind, so instead of bitching, get an account, and try to improve the article itself, since you seem to actually care about it to a degree. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:11, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

OMG

THIS FUDGIN STANK! You should have said something like, orochimaru gave sasuke a neckie, and sasuke cheated on kakashi while he was sealing the seal. FUCK!

Lets get one thing straight

• #1

Having a guy cosplay as sakura is just sick, and wrong! Use Sakura Kinomoto from Cardcaptor sakura instead. Now thats funny!

• #2

Gaara had the racoon spirit (until it was stolen by the Akatsuki), Naruto has the fox spirit.

• #3

The current Orochimaru pic sucks balls! Use a pic of Orochimaru from old japanese stories (or at the vary least, a lord Voldemort picture).

• #4

One piece - better than Naruto? Are you shitting me?!? I consider naruto to be the greatest anime and manga of all time!

• #5

My final verdict, use less american humor and more japanese references. It would make this article (and any other anime articles) more funny (because an article about a japanese cartoon requires more humorous japanese references).

Try using this picture as sakura's new image in this article.

Use this sakura for the new pic of Sakura Haruno.

^ How about when you use that CCS picture, it's said in the text that she was really ashamed to even have the same name in common with S. Haruno and as a result commited suicide? That would explain why everyone hates Sakura (Haruno) that much.

Ex: This picture of her was the last one taken before she died (poor girl).

OH NO

Change, for god's sake change this try to humiliate the show the best u can, consult the portuguese version there is this vido in it talking how naruto is gay. i would do it myself but i can't edit. Signed A Concerned Reader. P.S.:WHo was the ugly fuck who re-wrote the article.

Why can't i edit? Manwithnoname

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?!?!?

Have we not told you that when you rewrite all Uncyclopedia articles, you are to be funny and humorous, not just stupid. And you're acting like a dick, which is something we also don't like. If you are going to make an article do something to make it more funny, (such as #1 Use Sakura Kinomoto as Sakura Haruno, and when she uses a Clow card, say she is using her summoning Jutsu. #2 I said use either a picture of Orochimaru (from the great Jiraiya or something) or of Lord Vodemort, not blend the names togegher. #3 American names suck Cock, ass, and filthy mouth all in one. give them back their original names or I'll deem you as bad as 4KIDS (or worse). Also, the Ninetales thing might be considered funny to some, but I think it's stupid. #4 Do you have anything better to do than make random shit? If you actually put effort in you're work, you might get praise, but it sucks right now. #5 I'd rather suck the Angry Video Game Nerds dick than submit to American humor in Anime articles (can't think of a racist term for americans other than Fuckin' Whites). When doing anime articles, always use Japanese humor and/or Anime pics/references) and mayby you will get the praise you deserve.

P.S.

==YOU FORGOT KABUTO YAKUSH=... orochimaru's british gayfriend ==

Minato Namikaze

Naruto... I AM YOUR FATHER!!!

Add this [random shit] shizune pic.... hahaha... boobs

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^ Sigh. His name was supposed to be Arashi dammit.

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Hey guys, Shizune got killed off as well as of the recent chapter. (I'm dead serious.) First Gaara, then Jirarya, then Kakashi, and now Shizune. Who do you think is next on the "Which good Naruto charcter is gonna die now?" list? My money is on Hyuuga Hinata. It looks like she's next.

^ HOLY SHIT YOU WERE RIGHT. TT3TT

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LAWLZ NOT ANYMORE DEATH IS TOO CHEAP AND WE'RE TOO STUPID FOR THAT!!

THX KISHI!!! WHY DON'T YOU REVIVE PLOT NO JUTSU WHILST AT IT???

Coment

FUNI kicks 4KIDS ass anyday.

Naruto kicks One Pieces ass as well.

If you ignore the previous comment I made such as suggesting that you use Kinomoto as Haruno and that you need a voldemort/ Galliant Jiraiya Orochimaru Pic, I'll call the Hell Girl, Enma Ai and get revenge on you at the cost of my Immortal soul!

Rewrite again please

This thing reads like a Wiki article with all the fun taken out of it.. Uncylopedia is not a place for 12 year old girls to write up stupidly long fanfics about their favourite cartoon characters. If you can't see how laughably stupid Japanese cartoons are, then don't try to write a satirical article about it. Naruto is about an obnoxious little cunt who wont stop shouting and his quest to "win the tournament" and "be the best" and "beat the rival" and perve on under-age chicks and sell cards and generic shit like that.

Calm down

Most of the people leaving comments on this article are obviously Narutards. Please, just leave us who enjoy poking fun at such things in peace, and go and watch some more AMV's on YouTube. And by the way, this article does need a bit more humour, but the writer has already said he doesn't give a flying fuck about how good the article is, so fair does.

^ Yeah, but this is no Live Journal. If he wanted to create an article about Naruto for everyone to see but without anyone editing, he should have posted this there or at Deviantart, not here. Flying fuck or not, he could have tried to make this article satirical, rather than yet another "ZOMG Naruto is the best manga EVAR!!111" jumbled article.

Naruto was good; now it's Twilight for Japanese.

Ok, the title may make me sound like a Naruto hater. I'm no longer a Naruto fan (for good reasons) but I don't hate the series. Let me explain. Personally, I liked Naruto in the beginning. It was a very promising story, with interesting characters (excluding Sakura; both sides), a well balanced world full of modern ideas and ancient magic & had decent plot to boot. But, after Plot no Jutsu permanently moved in to Full Metal Alchemist somewhere around the Sasuke Retrieval segment, the story pretty much started to echo to be noticed until it ultimately died out of a heart attack when it realised that its creator completely forgot about it the first place. And the characters... well, instead of using them, the good characters have been reduced to pointless cameos, the cool characters were replaced by useless retarded newcomers that should have appeared only if Doris Lessing had somehow obtained the rights to become the storywriter, and the ones that didn’t get replaced either got mercilessly killed, spiritually or physically (See: Gaara, Hinata, Plot no Justu), or got turned into Mary Sues that the best they can do is deliver lame lines and just stand there and complain about it (See: Naruto, Haruno Sakura).

As for the fillers; fuck the fillers. Never watched them and never will. But if you're telling me that the fillers were actually marketable enough to become part of the manga, no matter how badly written they were, well… wow. Kishimoto is one lazy bastard, apart from being a shameless plagiarist. (See: ripped off Takahashi character deaths, stolen Yoshihiro Togashi elements and tedious Dragonball Z wannabe feel.) And let's admit it; there was a changeling during the timeskip. The Naruto that came back is not the same Naruto that left. Otherwise, how can you explain that the learning ninja that returned after intense training came back without learning shit, who constantly obsesses over his supposed friend in a very questionable manner came back utterly soulless (a.k.a without his personality), is the same quirky but amusing guy that pulled us in the story? What, he traded his soul for his new clothes? Considering now bad the "story" is now, I wouldn't be surprised. Also, the latest 'arc' confirmed the suspicion of many still and ex-Naruto fans; Kishimoto either started doing crack or stopped doing crack. (Seriously, Narutards? Read the most recent chapter: 430. The series is screaming for euthanasia.) Either way, the muse is long gone.

Back to the article, I agree with many people here. The old article was much, MUCH better. It had the Uncyclopedia seal written all over it. Crap, I think it was the article that made me discover Uncyclopedia in the first place. Of all the flaws and cliché elements this article has, there's a specific thing of the article that I don't like; not the overused lame gay jokes this article is full of, not the fact that the article itself was written by a humourless Narutard who's too brainwashed by the series to actually make fun of it; but the fact that WE. CANNOT. EDIT. the god-damned article. What, is this guy afraid that the world could actually have a comeback? Not even Wikipedia is that tame as far as I recall. This IS Uncyclopedia, the satirical wiki parody that lets anyone have fun with the article as long as they have excellent humour and know what the heck they're talking about. At least the old article had a good format. This article feels like the fiction edition of any Picasso art, visual presentati and all. All it needed was to be shorted and have good editing when it came to recent events. Uncyclopedia, if you are indeed the number one satirical site that even Billy Crystal fears the name of, listen to your humble followers and be yourself; punt this guy's ass into the Persian Pit, and bring back the old Naruto article. We'll take good care of it, we swear in the name of Month Python & Wumpa Fruits.

Wall of Text ends here. ;)

I concur --Nytrospawn 20:54, 14 January 2009 (UTC) Well said -- e 011709

No Shikamaru?

I know everyone knows this article sucks and all, but every character on the stupid show is listed and gets few unfunny lines about them except for Shikamaru. WTF? He is like one of the more important characters. Even stupid fat Choji and totally irrelevant characters that were like in 10 chapters got listed. At least edit something in for him. Why can't we edit this crap anyway?

“They forgot to add me on the series page. I should say "how bothersome", but I'm actually relieved they did that.”

~ Shikamaru Nara on this article

^That's 'cause the Cake of Treachery is involved here.

No matter how awful or poorly written the article is, we can see it but not edit it. What a load of bore.

THE OROCHIMARU PIC IS SHIT!!!

Can't you use another picture, one that actually is of orochimaru, not the motherfucking zombie-whatever-shit! maybe a Lord Voldemort picture or the orochi from Kannazuki No Miko, or perhaps the Orochimaru from the tales of the galliant Jiraya, anything but this! It sucks my dick so hard that cum comes out! (excuse the crude statement).

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It sucks my dick so hard that cum comes out!

...please, tell us you were joking. Please.

I did say exuse the crude statement, didn't I? Basically, it was how I felt about the current picture. change it and I might not say that one sentance (or a similar one). Instead, I'll threaten you with Hell Correspondense, and send your soul to Hell if you don't use a different Orochimaru picture. Remember the refferences that I mentioned in the sentance above that came before the gross statement. P.S. I used the word cum instead of semen because countless youtube poops say it's a funnier way to say it (see Gwonam, Cheatsy, and Robotnik in youtube poops for more details). Oh, and one more thing, that gross sentance should give the Angry Video Game Nerd a run for his money.

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Don't mind. I mean, I didn't get offended or anything by the comment, it's just that it was too... harsh, even for a joke. Not that Naruto doesn't deserve it or stuff. Especially with the whole... Sage Crap, if you know what I mean. It's that it feels just a little over the top, 'kay? (Or maybe I'm not that into crude jokes, I have to admit that ^-^') P.S: I'm not the creator of the article. Don't send me to Hell by mistake ok? I've got a crazy uncle who loves parrots down there and I don't want to meet him again soon. Oh, and thank you for the YouTube Poop links, I'll defiantly check them out.

BTW, has anyone been AF Rick Rolled here? 'Cause I have. ;;

SPOILERS SPOILERS Chapter 437 SPOILERS SPOILERS

WARNING: Heavy spoiler below! Don't highlight if haven't caught up or read the chapter yet!

Don't say I didn't warn you!

Hinata is dead. That's right folks. She's DEAD. Naruto has officially jumped the shark!

WTF????! Did Kishi just kill his L off?? Has he gone nuts??

EDIT: Actually it turns out that Hinata survived. Yeah, no suspense or anything. Man, Kishi's got no balls. Either that or he realised that no Hinata(equals)lost faith in fans. It's the same thing if you think about it.

Either way, the series has not only jumped the shark but also got the shark jumped over by a bunch of money whale whores! Note: I'm talking the drunk monkey writers and the second anime series, not Hinata. Couldn't have Suckura died for crying out loud?

SUPER EDIT: Oh, and it's confirmed: Kakashi is dead. Don't you just LOVE bad writing at it's best?

ANOTHER SUPER EDIT: The lastest chapter... is crap. Talk about kicking the corpse of your own mother.

Suggestion

We should burn this AND the old article completely and start off from zero. We could keep the good jokes, but only to some extent. Also, new pictures might make the article feel fresh, even if they're parodies/slapstick of the manga. And we might try to not use pictures from the second anime series as least as possible, for the artwork is pretty horrible. Sticking with the manga is painful enough. Sage Mode.. bwhahahahahaaa!!

What do you guys think?

You can start by using Kinomoto as Haruno, Use the following (the Orochi from Kannazuki No Miko, Lord voldemort, the actual Orochimaru, or the Orochi from the galliant Jiraiya) pictures for the image of Orochimaru, and swear that Naruto will kick One Piece's ass anyday. That will be a good start.

^ Apart from the One Piece>Naruto, those are good suggestions. I think would be more hilarious if we make a Full Metal Alchemist>All, so then we'll not piss anyone off and everyone will get the joke. For Orochi-M, it's either a picture of M. Burns ('cause this guy matches up with a certain gay bootlicker assistant...*hint hint*) a real white snake, or Orochi from the Galliant Jiraiya legend, with decent jokes added up with of course. As for Voldy, we could make it that they got separated at birth. God, imagine the possiblities.

Hey, we're actually making progress here! Screw the edit button, let's create a new Naruto article completly! Who's with me? >:D

More suggestions would be nice! (Especially for THIS article)

Okay. I have a few.

• 1

Have Abari Renji pretend to be Nara Shikamaru (they have the same hairstyle, so why not).

• 2

After seeing the Haruno/Kinomoto suggestion, have Syaoran Li act as Uchiha Sasuke (they're both pretty much gay, especially if one depicts the other in girls clothing (see the Syaoran article)).

• 3

You can have Spider man Act as Kidomaru (the're both spiders, so why not).

Please consider at least one of these suggestions. I'd love it if you considered all three of them, but, oh well...

• 4

Oh, and have that fat Arrancar Nakeem act as Jirobo.

• 5

And have Ai Enma act as Tayuya (they both have three servants. Well, Tayuya has Three Ogres, and Ai has three people who assist her. well, three in season one, four in season two, five in season three). Oh please do that.

Thank you! Your suggestions are really good! Especially the Syaoran one, which was.. creepy to read, for I never read the UnCyclic article and those pictures were.. odd. But they were was enlighting at the same time, because Syaoran's.. tastes in clothing does seem to match Sauce-kay's. Especially that upside down purple bow. What in the world was Kishit thinking when he came up with that.. *facepalm

One Bleach reference at a time. I don't think Nakeem/Jirobo fits. I personally think that Majin Buu or American Kirby references would suit the dude fine, especially because of those ANGRY eyebrows... Jirobo SMASH! Jirobo ANGRY!

The Tayuya bit is good too. Kidomaru as Spidey might insult Peter.. but then again he sold his soul to the devil, he needs a laugh. Or, in all honesty, we do. I'll see what I can do. :P

And about the Full Metal Alchemist>All; screw it.

It is Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All. That's how it will be. You all agree, em ai rite guise???? :D

Here is an Update:

• 1

Have Akito Sohma (Fruits Basket) as the Sixth Hokage.

• 2

I saw a Naruto Fanflash on Newgrounds (Naruto dane cook) Where george W Bush has joined the Akatsuki, so put that in.

• 3

Ai Enma as Tayuya, Please.

• 4

Since you didn't like the Nakeem/Jirobo thing, How about you have Omaeda From bleach act as Choji? (They're both Protagonists, and "Fat").

• 5

Lastly, Have Yuko ichihara act as Lady Tsunade.

Any questions?

Update from same Guy: Whoops, I meant Naruto Randomness 6 for when G W Bush joins the Akatsuki, on Fioriparty's Newgrounds account. Also get some Other Naruto Parody Ideas from this person (http://fioriparty.newgrounds.com/flash/) as I think they might make this article more funny. Also, if you want, Check this website for some pictures that would make this site better. (http://danbooru.donmai.us/).

Here's a Bonus. Imagine a Noein/Noien (I forgot how to spell it) Character appeared in Naruto (especially Atori).

I was gonna say, for Tayuya, could we have a pic of Kenny G?

Agghhhhh

Okay... What's up with the Naruto article? C'mon, there has GOT to be something better you can come up with than that... I mean, sure, some of it is funny, but get real...

Also, I guess I might as well put in my two cents about where the manga is going...

I literally hate Shippuden. Honestly, I used to be a Die Hard Naruto fan. Seriously...I was. In the beginning. I really loved it; it was so much more promising. It had a lot of potential, and it wasn't half bad. Sure, there were some down moments, but it was okay. But, after the Chunnin exam episodes... The whole thing just went downhill. There were fillers left and right... I mean, I wouldn't have been surprised if the creators ran out of filler ideas (But, oh no, the fillers must live on!) and came up with some filler arc about how these blue aliens invaded all the villages and "OMG RAEPED EVERYONE!!!!11!!!!!1" =_=;;

God... I couldn't stand the fillers... They just... Ruined everything...

Not only that, but the direction that Kishi has turned the manga in is straight up EPIC FAIL. Everyone is dying! I mean... C'mon! Does everyone really have to die? What in the hell is driving Kishi to kill everyone?! What makes this even worse is that half of the characters that die are main characters or characters that have a large fanbase.

I, honestly, think that the one and only reason Kishi is continuing the Shippuden series is to promptly kill everyone off. And that'll be it for the Naruto series.

Ugh... Sometimes I just sit here and wonder what the hell Kishi could be on to does something like this to a once promising series.

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You've got your prayers answered you silly little man. Now what little good this stupid arc had has been completely castrated by the fact that everybody came back to life (except Jirayra). Remember kids, when things do not go the way you want, just remember; whine at the guy who completely destroyed your home, remind him that he's emo and whoosh!!! he'll have a sudden change of heart, revive every person he killed at the cost of his own, and believe in a delusional blonde with heavy drag queen makeup whose mentor wrote pornographic fan fiction about showing that history repeats itself through a guy he barley met 10 minutes ago!! Such well written plot twists haven't been read since H.P. Lovecraft stories hit the shelves! I wonder what's next in this thrilling ninja series! Oh wait, Sasuke is back. Yay. One overrated emo replacing the long built up one coming up! Who would have seen that coming? Wow, Nay-rue-toe is the best manga evar!!!!!!!!!!!

Excuse me if I prefare actual plot over overhyped bullshit.

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MrN 01:51, Mar 28

Titles are boring. MOVING ON.

[Placed this response to the above comment in a separate note because of space reasons]

The thing with Shippuden/Part II/Crack No Jutsu/Whatever is not the whole fillerz stuff people keep complaining about. The series started to suck even before Kishi pulled a J.K Rowling on our asses just for the fun of it. I can understand the buddy above me; too much pointless filler can drive anyone nuts, especially if they follow the word Pointless to a T. The real problem of this series is that Kishi lost it. Inspiration, storyline, plot, whatever you call it. He doesn't know what to do with his story anymore. I personally think he lost the story thread somewhere during the Sasuke Retrieval Arc, because after that, the series became too farfetched, even in its own universe.

Let's summarise Part II as a whole: (Possible spoilers will be censored)

• Naruto: "I return after 2/2.5/3/I forgot years with no personality or improved skills whatsoever! I must have lost them on the way!" Sakura: "Despite I've received super strength that is ripped off from my 2.5 year old mentor, I'm STILL useless!-oh, hi BTW."
• Tsunade: "Despite that you've been trained under a Sanin all these if you could believe it years and shcould be Jounin level by now, I don't upgrade your rank to Chuunin only because Kishi wants you to remain Scrappy Fodder for the rest of the series, which takes the underdog role to a whole new crappy level. So I'm going to form an impractical team made up of a Genin, Chuunin and Jounin that wouldn't even last till the end of the first arc. And it's the only thing I'll ever do after the time skip. Oh, there was that Anti-Akatsuki thing. That was a Fanon rip-off, and a bland one. I AM THE HOKAGE and MY WORD IS THE LAW."
• Gaara: "Thank you for rescuing me Naruto. I really appreciate your efforts to strengthen our friendship. Even though I'm the KazeKage, I'm going to disappear and be written out from the show before you can say 'Hey, Plot No Jutsu has finally come back!' It's a sad thing really." Naruto: "Wait a minute, so what was the whole f**king point of rescuing you in the first place?" Gaara: "Shipping?"
• Kyuubi: "Your evil is almost as measurable as mine. Even though you humans are all like ants to me. Or at least, were. Stupid low budget monkey writers." Sauce-Gay: "STFU. And go back to your cage; you sore excuse of a villain." Naruto: "ZOMG HAX!!!1111!!D:<"
• "SAUCE-KAY! COME BACK SAUCE-KAY! IF I MASTER THIS TECHNIQUE WILL IT BRING BACK MY SMEXY EMO BOYFRIEND WHO'S NOT POSSIBLY ROMANTICLY INVOLVED WITH MY FAUX POSSIBLE LESBIAN LOVE INTREST WHATSOEVER?"
• SNIFF *WHIMPER* "WAAAAAAA!!!" (Guess who)
• Shika Shika BOOM BOOM: "Despite I should be part of the main cast by now, I instead receive an entire arc that centres around me as a secondary one just because revenge is how I roll."
• Sauce-Kay: "Hey, wasn't that the whole of point of m-"
• Kabutomaru: "I eat my boss. Tee hee hee <3" Everyone: "EWWWW!"
• "Sauce-kay?? Sauce-kay?!?! SAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUCCCCCEEEEEE-KAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!"
• THE ABOVE STATEMENT gets repeated over x1, 000,000 times in the manga. TRUE STORY.
• Konohamaru: "Waitaminute. If this whole 'new generation' thing that's not ripped off from DBZ in any way is the village's only hope to survive any serious and cheesy obstacle, shouldn't my generation be important to the plot too?" Kishi: "Shut up and stick to the script." KM: "You mean act like a brainless and horny shotcacon pervert that doesn't have anything to do with my questionable Naruto wannabe tendencies, thus rendering my character completely useless and ineffectual?" K: "Yes." KM: "Screw this, I'm outta here."
• Tsunade: "The J-Man died, Konoha is in peril, and you’re only one that can save us despite that Konoha is not the centre of the universe bla bla bla, you know the deal." Naruto: "You mean that I'm actually going to act like the main character now?" Tsunade: "NO." Naruto: "FUCK."
• Itachi: "Hey Sauce-Gay, guess what! I'm the good boy of this show! Your whole revenge expedition was entirely useless! Mark my words! Oh, and I kept you alive so then you'd be my spare eyes. Literally. Because I love you for that. Aren't I your hero now?"
• Sauce-Gay: "NOOOOOOO! THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE!"
• Tobi: "What are you going to do now?" Sauce: "I'm going to kill everybody." Tobi: "Oh. Good for you. BTW, I'm a bad boy <3"
• Naruto: "Look at me everybody! I'm a sage now! Even though this show doesn't revolve around monks or magicians at all!" Kakashi: "Is that your new Drag Queen nickname? ’Cause you look like one. Especially with that bathrobe you're wearing. Seriously, you look like you nicked that from Shadow the Hedgehog." Naruto: "Oh, BUSTED!" D:<

Elsewhere: "Ok, where the F**K is my dressing gown?!"

• "SUPA SPECIAL AWESOME FUUTON RASENGAN THAT NO LONGER DRASTICLY REDUCES MY LIFESPAN FOR THE SAKE OF CNJ AND TEDIOUS DBZ WANNABE EFFECTS! BELIEVE IT!"
• Guess Who: "NARUTO I AM YOUR- oh snap! Kishi managed to turn me into a Mary Sue in a matter of twenty panels! 'Just because you're my son?' What a load of crap!" Naruto: "I think I would have been more satisfied with an unreveal. Seriously."
• Suckura: "FEAR my l33t leadership skills!" Everyone: "SHUT UP SUCKURA."
• "Naruto, I lo-" *SHOVE* Naruto: "OH NOES YU DID ENT!" Pain: "Yes I did." Naruto: "FUCK!"
• Suckura: "I'm actually doing something! This is the first time in YEARS! Now you should all worship me for that!" Hinata: "Shut.. the.. hell ..up ..you.. poor.. excuse.. of.. a heroine.."
• TenTen: "Exactly what's the point of us being here?" Neji: "Shipping?" Lee: "KISHI!! STOP IGNORING USSS!"
• Anko: "All kinds of Character Fodder have more screen time than me?! Screw this, I'm out of here!"
• Temari: "They don't pay me enough for this shit. I'm out of here."
• Naruto: "SAUCE-KAY! YOU CAME BACK!" Sauce: "STFU." Naruto: ;;
• AND THE UNEXPECTED TURN OF EVENT IS: Naruto, Pain is your expy. And you kinda killed him with a Rasengan. TOTALLY UNEXPECTED. You go to Nagato's lair and instead of killing him, you just stand there and listen to him. What a sad past you had KTHXBIE. Sakura dies, but nobody cares. Naruto becomes the 7th Hokage by whining enough to the fire Lord, who's a huge twat. Hinata dies too, but only through a Greek Death. Kishi ends the series with an Open Ending just to piss his last remaining fans off. And because he's a lazy bastard. He later runs away to the Mexican coast to avoid these said rabid fans. Ten years later, it is revealed by an anon. informer that Part I was written and planned out by Kishi's brother. Who also wrote 666satan. You know, the guy Kishi is ripping off right now. TOTALLY UNEXPECTED.
• Kakashi: "I think it's for the best that I'm actually dea-OH WAIT IM NOT ANYMORE LAWLZ THX KISHI!!!!111!!"
• Then a bunch of REALLY COOL MOTHERFUCKING NIGGAS come to join the club in order to give American cosplayers nigga roles give this show some juice, Naruto goes back to Level.01 AGAIN and gets his ass kicked by a hot chick who was just passing by, Sasuke goes WTFIGOTTAKILLEVERYBODY, Gaara comes back for moar fanservice but in return is made gay for Naruto AGAIN, Tobidara wants to eat the moon like a big pizzapie, and Hinata disappears from the show AGAIN but at this point nobody gives half a shit about this series, not even the Narutards. Oh and Sakura is still alive. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFff-!

THE END.

(Note how the character fodder [Sai, Yamato, Karin, ALL OF THE KAGES LULZ, Suigestu, Juugo, any other medium/jincurthing, even the Akatsuki etc] were barely mentioned above. Why? They didn't exactly contribute to anything now, did they? But that's Kishi's fault.)

I mean, I wouldn't have been surprised if the creators ran out of filler ideas (But, oh no, the fillers must live on!) and came up with some filler arc about how these blue aliens invaded all the villages and "OMG RAEPED EVERYONE!!!!11!!!!!1" =_=;;

I seriously had to quote this. Why? Isn't that all what the Pain Arc is about? Oops, BURN!

85.232.218.171 20:51, 4 April 2009 (UTC) Nanako

YEs this new article is full of fail!

Did anyone save the old one... THE ONE WITH HUMOUR? the One With Whirlie Swirliemagig og Sausage. THere was some laughs. True there are some here too. But it just doesn't work. :(

Signed. A concerned Citizen.

You see that tab at the top which says "history". Try clicking it when you are on the page for this article... ;) MrN 15:54, Apr 4

I seriously can't believe it.

Has any one of you read the latest chapter? I still can't believe what I've just read... Sage Mode is already asking more than it deserves. Seriously; Sage. Mode. Say it out loud five times, I dare you. Now replace the Ninja theme with Spartans. See how ridiculous the idea is? Term and all? What the hell did the writers smoke? And don't get me started with the "Child Prophecy" thing... when that stuff pops out of the blue with no foreshadowing or relevence, you know the author ran out of ideas.

And speaking about the 'author', what the hell? So it's not okay to wish for peace through war, but to kill many innocent people THAT HAVE GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH SAID WAR in order to achieve this (children and women included) is a-kay? Wow, what a sadistic sexist double-standard twat Kishi's turning to be. Oh wait, now the "ninja world is ruled by hatred". ABUGIGIBA Kishi, U SRS? NO WAI! And now there's a system? But if you butchered it completely so then you'll not branch out the Konoha 12 (not for plot, but for laziness) and let the story evolve? You were too comfortable with what you had, weren't you? And now you've complicated stuff with all of these badly written politics drama wannabe and cliché turnabouts. I've read better written fanfiction than this overrated crap. Also STOP RIPPING PEOPLE OFF. You've blandly ripped off from Harry Potter, Bleach and Star Wars all in the same chapter. What are you, an idiot or something?

And wait, NINJA WORLD? But if you said that the ninja society is not the main government, but the world's military? OH WAIT that was Part I. Part I never happened, right? That what the story's prologue, wasn't it? It gave you headaches, didn't it? It was written by your brother, wasn't it? Oh poor Kishi, let's all group hug him. Like NAO. No wonder the samurai and the civilians disappeared from the manga. Quoting Little Kiriboh: "WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS SHOW A F**KING NINJA?!" Including frogs, dogs, cats, dog food, cat food, doctors, carpenters, firemen, monks, sages, magicians, orphans, you, me and the dog named Boo, guards, the police, the secret police, the evil secret police... /end infinity

DON'T YOU DARE compare yourself to Oda-sensei. At least he bothered to take his story seriously. And actually. write. a story. Not a wistful metaphor at how you didn't grab the opportunity to bang your highschool sweetheart who was a man. I'm dead serious; he says this in one of his reviews. Look it up. Now you know that NaruSasu is cannon. And since when Naruto was Kishi's author avatar? No wonder he came back without his personality in Part II. If you really had no idea what to do with the story after the TS, then all you had to do was either make Sasuke kill Naruto and rename the series SASUKE, or made Sasuke kill Naruto and end the story there. AND MOVE ON. C'EST LA VIVE. Trust me; we wouldn't have missed a thing. The series barley revolves around ninjas anymore. Even Dante couldn't save it now. You've brought this on yourself. WAY TO RUIN A GOOD PLOT SMARTASS.

When did Naruto become a melodramatic soap? With supernatural stuff happening in the background?

BattleStar Galactica did a better job than this. And from the start.

P.S: And somebody PLEASE take a picture of the POSITIVELY RIDICULOUS KYUUBI SAGE MODE BULLCRAP Kishi stuffed in this chapter and place it on this page. AND MAKE FUN Of IT. No pun intended. Positively. It looks like what a thirteen year old would come up with in order to create his very original Naruto OC. You know, the Mary Sue kind. OH WAIT. NOW I GET IT. KISHI, YOU'RE JAPAN'S ALAN MOORE. SRSLY. WHAT A GENIUS.

If you do not, then Uncyclopedia is officially taken over by Narutards. Yes, just like Tv Tropes.

ARGH I'm still very pissed. Excuse me while I'll go vent my anger at the Naruto forums. Seriously, what the hell... this series has pracitally become Smallville meets Twilight. WITH NINJAS.

85.232.214.230 21:44, 18 April 2009 (UTC)Nanako (And a very pissed off one right now)

Haha! I just created my account and I found my name on the picture with the man/sakura. If I would dress like that, I would dress like sasuke...xD --Enkay 07:52, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

Where did we see this before?

How come the very convenient Phoenix Down Machine isn't made fun of in the article? C'mon. We all know Kishishit did it to revive Kakashi but was it really necessary? And if he planned to do that all along why didn't he simply kill Hinata without the drama? Right when the story finally seemed to get smart... or by what little 'smart' you can get with Kishishit. What a let down.

Why does Sakura link back to the Naruto page? She's a main character, and her uselessness could be easily parodied... who approves in making a seperate article for her?

Also, the page itself isn't particularly funny. After reading (literally) every comment prior to this one, pretty much everyone else agrees with me on this, too. I have read some of the old article, and now THAT'S funny! Can the butthurt writer of this version (and whoever locked it... I'm thinking it's the same person?) please just revive it's former glory? Yes, the old one was too long, but that can be easily fixed. We'll take out all the "filler" from it to make it 100% comedy, and that will make it fairly shorter. As for the fact that only "narutards" could get most of the old article's jokes, well it's a hell of a lot better then this! Uncyclopedia is not Wikipedia, it is not meant to inform anybody on the subject or make sure any reader would understand the article. Sure, it shouldn't be just jokes on chapter 2906754 of Naruto, but if you haven't read Naruto you probaby wouldn't find EITHER versions funny. At least Naruto lovers loved the old one. Besides, every other media-inspired artcle on here contains "inside jokes".

And just for the record, all of this "BAWWW NARUTO SUCKS NOW" is worrying me, lol. I'm not up to date with the chapters and I really don't want it to start sucking as bad as you guys say it does... ~ Ycrc 03:55, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

Whoa...

The censorship here is actually correct!

WHAT this article is...

This article was much better than three months ago and Naruto can do more jutsus than 2, like sexy jutsu or summoning jutsu idiots

UN:N —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:41, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

what the hell is a jutsu --Roman Dog Bird 15:24, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

No, seriously, I've read over 200 chapters of this garbage since July (God help me) and I still don't know what a fucking jutsu is. The characters always seem to be referring to "that jutsu" and/or "that person" as well, so this doesn't help matters that much. -- Roman Dog Bird 05:10, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

From what I've read of the series (I used to subscribe to Shonen Jump), a jutsu is some sort of special ninja trick, kind of like a karate move, but with superpowers. Lately the main characters have special tricks they do with their eyes - more superpowers basically. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:32, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

What the HELL is wrong with this article?

Okay, I don't give a crap about the drama regarding the old version of the Naruto article anymore, but why were the pages on the various Akatsuki members deleted and moved here?! They were funny and a lot of people worked really hard on them. I'm not sure who is so butthurt about the whole Naruto and why, but can things just go back to the way they were?! I can deal with this article being complete crap but don't ruin the other, actually entertaining, articles on the Akatsuki. jeeze! Ycrc 21:48, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

Well, basically, Naruto is an absolute failure of a series, and the Akatsuki articles (as well as various others) were deleted because of me (The, um, "butthurt" guy), and from various other users voting to have them deleted. And where were you? Not that one person alone could have saved them, but I'm just saying. And I don't know what you mean about the articles being moved to this one. They were totally deleted. I don't see any trace of them in this article. Finally, plenty of articles have been deleted before despite the *ahem* "effort" put into them by one or multiple users. The Naruto articles were no exception. Nobody but a total Naruto fan would have gotten any of the material presented in the articles. All of them were rather atrocious and a total bore. I nominated them for those reasons, and for my personal bias towards the series. Sorry. But your little series isn't even remotely close to being great. What, with all of the terrible artwork, utterly horrible lead characters, great side characters that are made useless and pushed to the side for the sake of Sasuke (THE BEAST! (in-joke)), and his lover Naruto (who might as well not even be the main character), I can't comprehend how anybody still enjoys this shit. -- Roman Dog Bird 03:54, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh, Christ, now Naruto and Sasuke are COUSINS?! It doesn't get any gayer than that. Why do people read / watch this garbage. -- Roman Dog Bird 06:48, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

The beast? You there, Sir Roman, you read Bleach or something? 'Cause that's totally Kenpachi's nickname. :D

Uh, Bleach sucks ass, too. I read quality Shonen series like Hunter x Hunter (okay, so I do read Naruto and Bleach, but only because I've been reading all of the series running in Weekly Shonen Jump for awhile now, and am forcing myself to include them. And hey, they're actually not the worst series in the magazine at the moment, all though they come close). "The Beast" thing is kind of an in-joke that I saw on Arlong Park (a One Piece forum) that some Narutard kind of started on the Naruto topic over there. Other users mocked the guy and have continued to refer to Gaysauce as "THE BEAST" since. Or since the last time I checked, at least. -- Roman Dog Bird 05:03, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

You murdered the fun

I don't mean to be rude...but RDB, you've destroyed the article. The funniness is not there anymore. Bring it back. I'm sure the other members agree. Bring back the anime plotlines and the characters and stuff. --72.94.13.240 18:48, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

Oh, yeah, sure. The other members have your back on this issue. Sure, how about you show me? Who fucking cares about *sighs* Naruto? Did I not make it clear that Naruto is a piece of shit and a failure of a series? What fun? There's like, two good characters, Rock Lee and Gai. Why this series isn't about them, I can't understand. Instead you're stuck with Fagsuke and Fagruto and their gay love affair. So, no, I'm not going to have all of that shit added back in. It's not so much as my fault as it's only partly my fault anyways. This guy reverted the shit out of it already, I just made some modifications. So, fuck you, Mr. "Other users love Narubo and hate what you've done to it" IP.-- Roman Dog Bird 19:01, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

They do though. Oh, and by the way. I'm NOT a narutard. Your just spewing bullshit. How can you even determine such a bold claim of fuckery? I'm sure if you at least asked other people about it, they would agree. Do I speak for everyone? No. Do I care about funny and not stupid? Yes. There is no stupidity in this article, aside from a few lowlifes like you. Besides, have you seen other articles? They have tons of characters. Neon Genesis Evangelion, Street Fighter, their pages have tons of characters. I'm not going to argue with you anymore on this issue. You've ruined it for yourself. --72.94.13.240 20:50, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

What exactly do you mean by other users though. I see nobody backing you up. I really don't. And how could I have ruined anything for myself? Not only do I not like Naruto, but I decided to add the other characters back (with some modifications). Happy yet? -- Roman Dog Bird 20:54, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

If it were up to me, this article would be deleted. It has nothing funny in it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:57, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

Should we try it? As an administrator, I'm totally for it. Sure it's "Quasi-Featured" and all, but still........it's NARUTO. I'll say it again:

NARUTO

I shouldn't have to say anything else (and I've said plenty, even though it's kind of incoherent). -- Roman Dog Bird 21:09, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

I'm worried about what will replace it... MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:12, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

A picture of Richard Simmons. -- Roman Dog Bird 21:16, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

Sorry but this jsut isnt funny

maby if u had used facts from the show(of which there are plenty of funny ones out there) but this was just boring and was incredibly unfunny about almost everything.

But Naruto isn't funny. Every attempt that Kishimoto makes to inject some humour into the series is a complete and utter failure.....wait, I think I just described the series as a whole. -- Roman Dog Bird 18:45, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

^ Ok, this article isn't one of the best, but it ain't so bad compared to the other screwed up ones here by other butthurt guys. Give this guy some credit. It's not like he had great material to work with. At least he tried.

Our policy on shitty animes and their devoted fanboys is available here. --EMC ^[TALK] 03:00 Oct 19 2009 03:00, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

I don't care if Its Thriller.

Tear down that picture of michael Jackson of his thriller artwork! It's unfitting!! Instead, put a picture of the real Orochimaru, the Orochi from either Okami, the galliant Jiraya, or Kannazuki no Miko. But not Michael Jackson's Thriller, It's BULLSHIT and i HATE the guy! Please!

This does not change the fact that Orochimaru is Michael Jackson. I think this fact should be more emphasized in the article. You can also add arguments like the skin and the obsession of little boys. --93.82.11.84 18:48, March 30, 2010 (UTC)

Then use a picture of orochimaru with ol' Mikey's face pasted or photoshoped on it, and geenlight it. Also, I want to tell you how sad I am about Michael Jackson's death. at least he was a good singer (the Nostalgia Critic said that good ol' Mikey was a god).

PS I am calling Michael Mikey because it's shorter.

DON'T IGNORE ME!!! I STILL WANT THE OROCHIMARU PIC CHANGED!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE TO USE A PIC OF OROCHIMARU AND HAVE MICHAEL JACKSON'S FACE PHOTOSHOPPED ON, BUT USE THAT!!! ALSO, CHANGE THE SAKURA PIC, IT'S BULLSHIT!!! WHY DON'T YOU USE KINOMOTO'S FACE LIKE I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU A THOUSAND TIMES ALREADY?!? WHAT THE FUCK DO PEOPLE GET FROM THAT COCKSUCKING IMAGE OF A FAT MAN IN HER CLOTHES?!? THAT'S FUCKING NASTY MAN!!! PLEASE USE KINOMOTO!!!

P.S.

I'm using Uppercase Letters because I won't be ignored! Pay attention!!!

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No, you pay attention....sign your posts with 4 tildes. Thanks. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:58, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

Orochimaru is an evil Michael Jackson, they look alike, they were both prodigies at a young age, they both did not understand their world, they both went hidden somewhere, and they both kidnapped small children and researched them. --Ineedhelpalot 22:00, May 21, 2010 (UTC)

Its a good concept, but the problem is the reader recognizing the picture as BOTH Orochimaru AND Michael Jackson. Maybe if someone talented at drawing computer art (or with a good working scanner, and a talent for drawing manga) could draw someone with Orochimaru's face but Michael Jackson's sparkly glove? Unfortunately I'm not too good at making pictures. And the previous sentence is an understatement. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:56, May 22, 2010 (UTC)

Ok then forget Orochimaru and change the Sakura pic, It's nasty! use kinomoto!!!– Preceding unsigned comment added by 75.45.113.238 (talk • contribs)

Ok, so yeah...I've decided that once again, I want after so many years of being ignored to have the Orochimaru pic changed! I really don't care about your arguments about Michael Jackson's life and past experiences! Do you wanna know someone who was also a prodigy, did not fully understand his world, and went into hiding? Tom Riddle/Lord Voldemort! At this point, no more of your "Reason" about Orochimaru = Michael Jackson is gonna work on me now that I've gotten more intelligent! You will change it, and this is not like what it was several years ago, because I will return and I will keep insisting it no matter what you say at this point! No matter how much you say it, Orochimaru is not related to Michael Jackson! And for one final nail in this coffin, both were trained by the best Ninja/Wizard, were both raised in the Village/Castle where they grew up and learned how to use Ninjutsu/Magic, and both gathered an army of supporters to take over said Village/Castle! I could do more research on how Orochimaru and Lord Voldemort have more in common, but I'd like to see how this message turns out first.

Hmm

Man this ariticle is dated. It feels like it comes from a time when people still gave a fuck about this shit.

Can we mock this shit without worrying about any Narutard's wrath anymore? I doubt that those guys still troll this site at this point. 46.11.11.149 19:47, January 16, 2011 (UTC)

I'll try to rewrite the article when I've got the chance. Right now I'm very busy though.

Well, the article got reverted with the unfunny crap again. Huzzah.

The Future of Naruto

I've heard from many sources, Masashi Kishimoto himself, that the dire fate of Naruto is to eventually defeat Madara Uchiha. Madara has plans to enslave the world, though Naruto will not let it happen. Using the moon he will accomplish his goal. After a prolonged battle, the moon will be shattered due to the sheer power of the rinnegan. Now, the question many of you may be asking is how this series will end. I will give you a hint: It will involve the defeat of sasuke as well as the revival of the Sage of the Six paths. This great sage lost the use of his powers in the sealing of the 10 tailed beast. He has since remained in hiding, believed by Madara to be dead. Eventually, Naruto will learn the techniques of the Rinnegan from the sage and will defeat Madara as well as unite the nations and bring peace.

Dude, spoilers (talk) 02:03, 28 May 2011

• • Dude, nobody gives a fuck about Naruto anymore. Get over it.

• • Uh, people clearly do still care about it, so you shut the hell up and go away! Also, did you forget about the "Don't Be A Dick" rule, Dumbass? I know I'm one to talk after that last sentence, but there are people who still give a damn about this series, like me!

Please ...

... state your objections. --Brogo13 (talk) 23:28, 26 August 2024 (UTC)