Murcia
- This article is about the Spanish city. If you are dyslexic, you might have been looking for 'Murica.
“Murcia? Don't you mean rightful Catalonian territory?”
“No, don't listen to that pathetic Catalan! It's obviously Spanish! HIJO DE PUTA!”
Murcia is a city in the south-eastern region of Spain, and the capital city of the Region of Murcia, being the 4th largest city in Spain (mostly because everyone left to the big city, or Alicante, or to the other country). It has gained the nickname of "Europe's secondary secondary secondary secondary tertiary harvest zone", due to its history and its role of producing and exporting several types of vegetable, fruit, and Dracaena Reflexa var Angustifolia.
Murcia was founded during the Arab casual conquest of Iberia, being named Mursiyah. According to Google Translate, that means Murcia in Uzbek. Very Arab. It was reformed and transformed later in the next millennium, to become the modern Murcia. It was home to several works by Francisco Salzillo, but unfortunately for the Spanish Salzillo, most of his work was destroyed ever since the creation of the Spanish Civil War.
Geography[edit | edit source]
Mostly flat. Murcia is mostly known for the river that crosses the city, called the Segura, that goes through the city, from downy-right, to uppy-west. Although the river is small, it creates floods every day in Murcia, causing a very low population in the city. Major times that the river caused floods were in 1879, 1973, and in December 2024.
Climate[edit | edit source]
Pretty hot for a Mediterranean country. In months like July, the city of Murcia gets very few rain, approximately one pinch.
Demographics[edit | edit source]
The population of the city of Murcia is approximately 2,000 people, making it the fourth largest city in the Spanish Republic. According to very trustworthy sources, most people settled in Murcia are Germans, Anglos, and 'Muricans. Very few people in Murcia are actually Spanish. There is a major Christian population in Murcia, although there is a minor atheist group in said city. It has a population density of 1 inhabitants/km2, which is also ½ hab./sq.mi. The metropolitan area of Murcia has about 3,000 people, with only 4 of them being actually Spanish.
Healthcare[edit | edit source]
Yes, Murcia does have healthcare. Most healthcare services are commanded by either the Region of Murcia, or the Germans. Many parts of the hospitals were made by Engilsh men.
