Major Radish Mafia Standoff
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The Major Radish Mafia Standoff was a brief conflict between the American Military Division 101 led by Major Charels Radish, and a Major Radish cartel known as May-Jour Rad Eesh, of the island of Radddish off the coast of Texas in 1934. It led to 38 dead cartel members, 13 dead military officers (most of whom were privates so who cares), 17 dead civilians, and an increase in radish prices worldwide which pissed off everyone because food was already scarce due to the Great Depression. It was remembered as a tragedy by some, and a turning point in the war against the Radish Cartels.
Beginning Of The Conflict[edit | edit source]
Shipwrecked Radish Mafia[edit | edit source]
A large mafia cargo ship with several large shipping containers carrying an illegal strain of radish banned by the united states government for its hallucinogenic properties was sailing of the coast of Texas when a massive storm hit. This caused the mafia ship to crash-land on the small island of Radddish, with a population consisting of one old goat farmer named Buck. When buck saw the ship wrecked vessel he offered to help but upon discovering the illegal radish supply he decided to send a radio transmission to his former college roommate Major Charels Radish, who began send his military naval unit towards the island.
Major Charels Radish's Fleet[edit | edit source]
Despite being an army commander not a naval commander, Major Charels Radish decided one day we wanted to switch to a naval role instead, and begged with superiors with puppydog eyes to give it to him until he eventually gave in and gave him command of three military cruisers and told him to patrol the waters off the coast of Texas to fight against the radish and cheese cartels. Upon hearing the call from Buck he knew this was his chance to prove himself as a naval officer and he decided to go all out on taking down the Radish Cartel Members.
Embarrassing Slip Up[edit | edit source]
Major Charels Radish was so desperate to get in a true battle that upon seeing a nearby Mexican fishing vessel that had been rerouted following the previous night's storm, he immediately fired on the vessel. The fishing vessel was almost instantly destroyed, killing 16 of the 19 fishermen civilians inside, 3 of which fled on a life boat directly towards the island of Radddish. When questioned about the mistake, Major Radish was quoted as saying "Whoops". This would go onto increase tensions between Mexico and the United States, and play a role in the upcoming conflict.
First Shots[edit | edit source]
Upon reaching the island of Radddish Major Radish quickly saw the shipwrecked Radish Mafia cargo vessel and directly fired on it without hesitation, not knowing that it was completly empty of both cartel members and illegal radishes at that time. All this served to do was to alert the Cartel members on the island to his arrival.
Absolute Panic[edit | edit source]
After the initial missile attacks on the empty radish cartel ship, the 44 Cartel members were immediately thrown into panic knowing that the U.S. military had discovered them.