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So I'm writing something kind of meta, on a lark, and I need a punchline. Think of all the Uncyclopedia editors. What would you say is the biggest certainty for 2009? Thanks all --Hyperbole 02:07, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

More hurricanes? Obama wins the election?   Le Cejak • <2:09, 05 Jul 2008>

Right, right. But what's the biggest certainty with respect to Uncyclopedia editors? --Hyperbole 02:10, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

Many will enter, few will win? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 02:13 Jul 05, 2008

Not bad, not bad. Okay, but is there a certainty with respect to any particular specific Uncyclopedia editor? --Hyperbole 02:15, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

Yes. Famine will continue to be bitchy. Zombiebaron will continue to be undead. Cajek will be banned at least twenty more times. Kip the Dip will be banned twice that. Savethemooses will have savings. Nintendorulez will continue to not be here. The cabal will continue to not exist. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 02:25 Jul 05, 2008

Awesome. Not bad at all. I wonder if I can use any of these. --Hyperbole 02:34, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

If I said "uncertainty", but made the first two letters all bold and noticeable and stuff, that would certainly be certain. Or something. -- The Zombiebaron 02:09, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

By 2009, Americans will just get fatter. Mack-the-Random 02:12, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

By 2009: Your mom. That is my pledge, "Mack the Random."   Le Cejak • <2:14, 05 Jul 2008>

For the record, I live in America. And just about everyone in America is fat. It's a joke. Mack-the-Random 02:18, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

Also for the record most people in the UK are called Bernard. There is also a type of dog called a "St Bernard", but I don't think they originally came from the UK. Not sure about larking around, though there was a family in a TV show called the "Larkins" on the Darling buds of may. Last time I punched a lark I got in trouble with the RSPCA. Much to my dismay. MrN 02:25, Jul 5

Don't forget Saint Bernard. There are no less than six of them. From beekeepers, the Alps, and farmers all the way to chest problems, these six got everything important covered. One is the patron saint of compulsive gambling, too. Come on seven! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:57, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

The grandest certainty of 2009: THINKER reigns supreme. --THINKER 08:05, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

Oh, Mooses...I mean, Thinker. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:11, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

The major differences therein keep me from rescinding. ;) --THINKER 08:14, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

I have something to say...

It's better to burn out than to fade away. Apparently it really is. MrN 02:16, Jul 5

...oh. For a second there, I thought you were going to say "Sashay, Shante. Shante Shante Shante." --Hyperbole 02:20, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

Pfft. Niel Young? If you've got something to say, make it the Misfits: "I got something to say/I killed your baby today/and it doesn't matter much to me/as long as it's dead/Well I got something to say/I raped your mother today/and it doesn't matter much to me/as long as she spread/Sweet lovely death/I am waiting for your breath/Come sweet death, one last caress". Now that's "something to say" about. -- The Zombiebaron 02:27, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

Queen actually, but Kurt Cobain would have done just as well... MrN 02:29, Jul 5

No. Neil Young. I win. -- The Zombiebaron 04:34, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

I would've said Def Leppard... Wow, rock stars are all plagiarizing bastards. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:50, Jul 12

By 2009...

I will be the Queen of France! ha ha! -

kingkitty ~Fuck you~

10:41, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

...cows will reign supreme. - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>)

QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

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I might have moved out of my parent's house Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 12:02 5 July 2008

I'll have left all you suckers in the dust! WOOHOOHOOHOO! The Woodburninator is great! The Woodburninator is awesome. Oh yeah! The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 12:47, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

AAAARRRRGHHHHHH

I swear I can record this thing as soon as I find a seven or eight syllable punchline about Uncyclopedia in 2009. It is driving me mad. pillow talk 05:48, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

At least 3 new users will come

and win UotM before PENIS does. And the aliens are coming. That is why you and I must merge and become one... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:12, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

. . . and they'll be CYLONS! RUN!   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 01:29, 13 July 2008 (UTC)