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Well, everyone, I have a challenge for all of you. You all have to get through 5 challenges, one challenge every 3 days. The top players for each part continue on to the next part.

All participants get a template, the winner in the end gets a big award.

The challenges have started...now!

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Also, some challenges are going to be about improving Uncyclopedia. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Also, some challenges will have special prizes.

Will some of the challenges contain peanut oil? Some uncyclopedians are allergic, you know. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:23, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Nope. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Hey wait, it used to be every FOUR days. The bastard is ALREADY changing the rules. Kill him !

My booze-buzz is wearing off, im seeing '5' instead of '6' now.

Judge

I am the judge. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Signups are over

• oh fuck it, i'm lame game.
• Me! Me! Me! Although I'll tragically drop out in round one when I realise I might have to stick my shaking editing fingers outside the forum namespace. Ooh-err! -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 02:15, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
• -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 05:16, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
• I'll play. I mean, it is a game, right? Because if it isn't, then I would have to accept your challenge rather than playing. And I'm way better at games than challenges. Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 07:41, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
• Fuck you! Oh wait wrong forum...Yeh i'm in (Bonner) (Talk) Dec 10, 16:01
• sign me up. i really don't have time, but it sounds fun. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:11, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
• /join - I don't have anything better to do. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 12:17, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
• Against. Text based joke. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 20:05, 11 Dec 2007
• In dudes. Although some of the challenges will have to be done a college... sleepygamer _{Phencyclidine} TALK _STUFF 21:17, Dec 11
• HUTTAH-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 22:29, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
• Last-minute entry. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:29, Dec 12
• A-few-hours-after-the-last-minute entry. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:35, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
• I wana win teh award Im gona winLotofLOLS 14:14, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
• Sure --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:11, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Challenge #1

Simple here. Just write a sentence with at least two Uncyclopedia in-jokes in it.

This challenge has ended.

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

• Go eat shit, Benson: A website offering FREE ipods with savings in return for money and referring friends to Mr. Winkler's GAY article. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:31, Dec 12

You continue! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

• Oscar Wilde, perhaps the best-known graduate of Wheeling Jesuit University, is notable not only for his active accomplishments, such as establishing kitten-huffing as a gentlemanly pastime, but also for his passive accomplishments, such as not clicking on any links on pages that don't exist.--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:41, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Definite success. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

• Minitue approved Oscar Wilde and Sophia's attempts to Crack the Cabal...with SAVINGS!!! (Ah. 6 references and only 4 extra words)

Well, you continue. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

• go eat cuntymints, FU SPANG!     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)     

Boring. Goodbye, EK. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

• Olipro watched longingly as the young communist ran around whoring his article to various magazines, unaware of the fact that an anonymous committee was already voting to huff the article completely. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:41, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Heh. You go on. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

• ∩int∑ndorul∑z doesn't care about black people or where they are stored when deceased, and thinks 1RAQATTACK! is the worst. Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 04:44, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Go on, you are still in. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

• A sentence with at least two Uncyclopedia in-jokes in it. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:24, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Err...You...Uh...link abuse. Keep on going, I guess. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

• Potato > Pancake man > Spaghetti > Donut > Tortilla. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 12:40, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

<falls asleep> Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

• Eurocabal: A website offering FREE cabal in exchange for A, shoting your fuck up or B, eating shit, fucker , ....with SAVINGS!!!!!!11LotofLOLS 14:35, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Wow, something good and well-spelled...from LotofLOLS. You keep on going. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

• Carlow Crab doesn't care about Steve Ballmer. (Those were injokes, at least.)--Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:11, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

You stay. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

• In Soviet Russia, BENSON is still better than YOU!!! sleepygamer _{Phencyclidine} TALK _STUFF 14:40, Dec 13

Uhh...Keep on going...Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

• Mr Winkler is BENSON (Bonner) (Talk) Dec 13, 17:15

No. Just no. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

• I burning your Romania does not exist. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 18:07, 13 Dec 2007

Your sig does not count. Goodbye. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

• FU Spang, nobody cares that you aren't Thinkerer.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 00:22, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Nicely done. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Challenge #2

In this challenge, you each have to create a paragraph using lines from random QVFD-quality articles.

This challenge is over. Everyone who submitted a paragraph is still in.

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

• Go and punch a little girl in the face, preferably one that was founded by Satan in 12234324242 A.D, before the dinosuars, when goldfish were almost as long as an Amish person's beard and as fat as Britney Spears left nut. You should also join the ranks of the People who play with Play Dough, including Micheal Jackson(hehe) Your mom Your dad The Statue of Liberty Samuel L. Jackson The guys from the Wii comercial George Bush Bushes Baked Beans Beany Babies Furbie Fergie The whole cast of Friends Barry Bonds Barry Bonds steriod providers Barry Bonds steriod recievers for the providers you get the point. Failing this, visit Horsham, where citizens believe strongly in incestrial habits so as to keep the Boobaa gene alive. As always, remember: You can spend 3 days licking a plastic flamingo. Oh, and Excuse me. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:51, Dec 14

• Swordmaster, man-about-town and irrepressible lech, Duncan Idaho has traveled through the millennia, spreading his spice to the 4 corners of the Universe, for he can be in many pants at once. He was angry with the world for calling him "emo" and "lanky" and decided to leave everyone behind and find another place where he would be accepted by fellow Emo-Giants. Idaho makes Sacha Baron Cohen look like a foo'! Though he is most well known for his trademark cry of 'tonight, we whore!', not many are aware he also was the one who made Iron Maiden the living legends they are today. Not to be confused with Macgyver. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:19, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
• With the advent of exciting new technologies allowing for intercontinental polymer-based discular objects to be produced at a mass scale for the general populace, Project Orion is NASA's new plan to fake the moon landing all over again. The program was started by President Bush as a way to inspire the nation. However Anna Nirtak was a great author of the 18th century.Her books were known universally when she was at her peak. She is a hag! and also Want to eat the tasty brown sugar-like goodness we know and love as Sand? This guide will tell you how to eat sand and what to use in the eatting of the said, sand.

• working on my submission today...eeek deadline!

• Meet the Robinsons is a forgotten Disney movie from 2007. It stars Dick Bronas as Lewis Robinson, a time traveller from the past "TO THE FUCKING FUTURE! Where he found the arkan sonney that looks like a 1-feet tall anthropomorfic pig with wings. They also have a blonde (sometimes red) wig that is glued to their skull since they are born. This wig is sometimes called hair, who are at war with the Maximals that try to transform, but they phail to thanks to a recent blowjob. Lewis Robinson got real mad and raped them all with a bloody antler from a donkey, which he recently kicked the ass of. They all came to their senses and wanted to surrender, but he could see right through their attempted deceptions. He then proceeded to take a huge piss over everyone after eating a fruit cake topped with sauerkraut and guacamole.The rest is just history. The end.I HOPE HE GET SOME SICK! LotofLOLS 151.188.105.130 18:14, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Challenge #3

I am decreasing the amount of challenges to 3 challenges.

Those of you who are still in, you have to create an article in your userspace and link to it here. The article must contain the paragraph from challenge 2 and the sentence from challenge 1

You may start now.

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Easy, done. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:44, Dec 18

i don't think i can compete with that led. o well, here's my attempt. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:00, 22 December 2007 (UTC)