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Friends, it has become evident that in the course of the past eight years, Uncyclopedia has been going to shit, and is now a deserted wasteland, like Nevada. Therefore, I propose that those individuals who still exist make an initiative to bring back users who used to be prolific and cared about, so that they can start editing again, and then site can become great again #MUGA. This can be done in many forms, including but not limited to:

• Online stalking
• Harassment
• Traveling to their house and knocking on their door

I invite you to vote on users that we should pester to come back to the site, and hopefully Uncyclopedia can exist again. —  (talk) (contributions) 07:38:08 2019/01/05 UTC

– roza (talk ☭ ctbs ☭ log) 18:09, 9 January 2019 (UTC)

Hotadmin4u69 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +7

• Nom and for. He abandoned us, and he owes us reparations. —  (talk) (contributions) 07:38:08 2019/01/05 UTC
• Zombiebaron. -- The Zombiebaron 22:04, 5 January 2019 (UTC)
•  For - Essentially our executive producer. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 05:42, Jan. 11, 2019
•  For. – roza (talk ☭ ctbs ☭ log) 05:35, 12 January 2019 (UTC)
•  For. Never got to suck his dick in person and now I don't know where he lives. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jun 1 '79 0:00 (UTC)
•  For. Last I recall we were making plans to turn all this into a genuine enterprise. And then I got run over by some asshole cyclist and he got nicked by the government and uuuuh that was like four years ago, I dunno. -— Lyrithya ༆ 00:07, 17 January 2019 (UTC)
•  For. --Spam Removal Unit 06:12, 17 January 2019 (UTC)

Everyone on the Wikia Uncyc

Score: +6

• I've already texted them, twice. That site is broken and so they should totally come here. ~ Kakun · talk 16:10, 5 January 2019 (UTC)
• I barely recognize that site anymore. Normally, I don't subscribe to making anything "great again," especially if it already was before the "great" maker fucked everything up. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 21:53, 5 January 2019 (UTC)
• Zombiebaron. -- The Zombiebaron 22:04, 5 January 2019 (UTC)
•  For - We need crusty, dried-up old blood. Kıp ¬ 05:43, Jan. 11, 2019
•  Against. - Not the IP's from the Wikia Uncyc, please. But I wouldn't mind seeing Romartus on this site once in awhile. I honestly haven't had enough time to truly contribute anywhere lately, and I haven't messed with the new hack on Uncyclopedia Wikia to make the skin look like it used to, but at least we fixed things so clicking on the potato logo still takes you to the main page regardless of the skin. Also, the old featuring system is broken there, and Romartus seems to be the only one, along with maybe Puppy, who knows how to feature articles there now. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 19:32, 11 January 2019 (UTC)

Hey Sims, good to see you. Your comments following your vote all seem to me to be good reasons to leave Wikia, which makes it hard to understand why the vote is Against. The only good contributors are IPs? You have to implement hacks in order to use the site? Only two people know how to feature articles? Can you explain to me why all these things are more desirable then coming together on this site, because I honestly don't understand. Thanks and all the best -- The Zombiebaron 21:42, 11 January 2019 (UTC)

• Although I personally feel this site is a much better place for users to join, everyone's welcome to read and contribute here so long as they're doing so in good faith, and having fun while they're at it. So yeah,  definitely for, we got plenty of room. Way too much room. – roza (talk ☭ ctbs ☭ log) 05:30, 12 January 2019 (UTC)
•  For. I'll make reparations if I have to. -— Lyrithya ༆ 00:00, 17 January 2019 (UTC)

•  For. --Spam Removal Unit 06:12, 17 January 2019 (UTC)

Chronarion (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser and Stillwaters (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

We need to bring back the original founders of the site, they will know what to do in order to make everything better again like it used to be in 2005!

Score: +7

• Nom and For. -- The Zombiebaron 22:02, 5 January 2019 (UTC)
• For, these may be the only people who can return the site to normalcy. —  (talk) (contributions) 03:22:15 2019/01/09 UTC
• Yes Sir. ~ Kakun · talk 00:36, 10 January 2019 (UTC)
•  For -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 05:44, Jan. 11, 2019
•  Sure. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jun 1 '79 0:00 (UTC)
•  The Pioneer. I've never heard of these names (as in Japan, it's said that Carlb is the founder... of, at least, the Japanese version), but having back our founders is a good idea.--The Pioneer 05:57, 15 January 2019 (UTC)

  Chronarion and Stillwaters founded the first Uncyclopedia in 2005. Originally we tried to include all languages on one wiki, but as all the projects grew it became impossible. Carlb created separate wikis that he hosts for many of the language projects. There must have been an original group of Japanese editors, and that's who I would say are the founders of your community as none of the other people I mentioned speak Japanese to my knowledge. -- The Zombiebaron 18:36, 15 January 2019 (UTC)

•  For. --Spam Removal Unit 06:12, 17 January 2019 (UTC)

MyOwnBadSelf (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

I miss you, man.

Score: +6

• Nom and For. ~ Kakun · talk 10:24, 9 January 2019 (UTC)
•  For. I always thought you were Frosty. Like, two Australians in the same site!? I don't think so. – roza (talk ☭ ctbs ☭ log) 01:05, 10 January 2019 (UTC)
• Zombiebaron. -- The Zombiebaron 02:09, 10 January 2019 (UTC)
•  For - I'm not quite sure who this is. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 05:52, Jan. 11, 2019
•  For. Name sounds vaguely familiar. -— Lyrithya ༆ 00:27, 17 January 2019 (UTC)
•  For. --Spam Removal Unit 06:12, 17 January 2019 (UTC)

Shabidoo (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +7

ShabiDOO has been located on the RationalWiki: see [1] Say something nice to him. →L A B O R A T O R I E S_{02:33 24 January 2019} 02:33, 24 January 2019 (UTC)

•  For. Best writer. – roza (talk ☭ ctbs ☭ log) 18:09, 9 January 2019 (UTC)
• Zombiebaron. -- The Zombiebaron 02:09, 10 January 2019 (UTC)
•  For. ~ Kakun · talk 04:02, 10 January 2019 (UTC)
•  For -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 05:53, Jan. 11, 2019
• Where's he at?  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jun 1 '79 0:00 (UTC)
•  Absolute batshit. -— Lyrithya ༆ 00:17, 17 January 2019 (UTC)
•  For. --Spam Removal Unit 06:12, 17 January 2019 (UTC)

Hyperbole (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6

•  For. You know you've made it as a writer if you get accused of being a sock of Hyperbole on IRC. – roza (talk ☭ ctbs ☭ log) 05:16, 11 January 2019 (UTC)
•  For -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 05:41, Jan. 11, 2019
• Zombiebaron. -- The Zombiebaron 06:10, 11 January 2019 (UTC)
• I never got him to suck my dick in person, and now I don't know where he lives. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jun 1 '79 0:00 (UTC)
•  For. But maybe this time without the drunken orgies. -— Lyrithya ༆ 00:21, 17 January 2019 (UTC)
•  For. --Spam Removal Unit 06:12, 17 January 2019 (UTC)

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4

•  For. I'd like to see that prank block on socky, but this time in real time :)--The Pioneer 05:27, 11 January 2019 (UTC)
•  For - I've missed getting into three hour arguments with him in the chatroom about nothing. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 05:42, Jan. 11, 2019
• Against -- The Zombiebaron 06:10, 11 January 2019 (UTC)
•  For.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jun 1 '79 0:00 (UTC)
•  For. Can't possibly be worse than me. -— Lyrithya ༆ 00:22, 17 January 2019 (UTC)
•  For. --Spam Removal Unit 06:12, 17 January 2019 (UTC)

Thekillerfroggy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6

•  For - If we manage to bring him and SPIKE back at the same time, it'll bring me lots of entertainment. K​I​P​​O​O​O​O​O​OP 05:48, Jan. 11, 2019
• Zombiebaron. -- The Zombiebaron 06:10, 11 January 2019 (UTC)
•  For. Per Kip for the win. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 19:28, 11 January 2019 (UTC)
• We didn't get to suck each other's dicks in person, and now we don't know where we live. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jun 1 '79 0:00 (UTC)
•  For. No reason. -— Lyrithya ༆ 00:19, 17 January 2019 (UTC)
•  For. --Spam Removal Unit 06:12, 17 January 2019 (UTC)

Zim ulator (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +7

•  For. - He had some of the best UnNews back when Bush was President. I'm so swamped in news that it's hard to sort through anything with UnNews potential. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 08:48, 12 January 2019 (UTC)
•  For -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 11:52, Jan. 12, 2019
•  For ~ Kakun · talk 14:30, 12 January 2019 (UTC)
• Zombiebaron. -- The Zombiebaron 19:34, 14 January 2019 (UTC)
•  For.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jun 1 '79 0:00 (UTC)
•  For. Buy him a robot hyena body for maximum blazing. -— Lyrithya ༆ 00:27, 17 January 2019 (UTC)
•  For. --Spam Removal Unit 06:12, 17 January 2019 (UTC)

RAHB (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3

• Boner. One of the coolest people here. Please come back RAHB. ~ Kakun · talk 10:13, 14 January 2019 (UTC)
• Zombiebaron. -- The Zombiebaron 19:34, 14 January 2019 (UTC)
•  Against. -- he is the worst person ever. he is so bad. i hope he get some sick. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jun 1 '79 0:00 (UTC)
• BEAR SOUP GUY. BE OUR BEACON OF HOPE IN THIS STRANGE AND SAVAGE LAND. -— Lyrithya ༆ 23:57, 16 January 2019 (UTC)
•  For. --Spam Removal Unit 06:12, 17 January 2019 (UTC)

Xamralco (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4

• I dunno if I can add nominations here but please bring this guy back. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jun 1 '79 0:00 (UTC)
• Zombiebaron. -- The Zombiebaron 03:20, 15 January 2019 (UTC)
• Zombiebaron. -— Lyrithya ༆ 00:23, 17 January 2019 (UTC)
•  For. --Spam Removal Unit 06:12, 17 January 2019 (UTC)