User talk:Stillwaters

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never mind - --Mr. turtle 16:36, 14 April 2007 (UTC)Mr. turtle

WAKKA--Chronarion 20:02, 5 Jan 2005 (EST)

For uploading images, see the Fair Use clause, justification isn't needed... --SilentConsole 16:38, 8 Jan 2005 (EST)

Awesome edits to the Bill of Rights --SilentConsole 01:37, 9 Jan 2005 (EST)

The Ayn Rand page rocks!--Cap'n Ben 22:41, 12 Mar 2005 (EST)

If 68.161.134.111 keeps screwing around making junk changes to your edits, remember you can block it. --Uvula Donor 08:27, 16 Mar 2005 (EST)

Can I have admin priveliges so I can edit system messages and regularly vandalize the front page? -Slaphappy

Ah, another sysop bit for the pile. I have now deleted a newbie test on Vladimir Putin. OMG WTF BBQ TEH PW0ER TEH PW0ER!!!one! I solemnly swear to use my powers only for good evil. - David Gerard 09:58, 29 Apr 2005 (EDT)

I was amazed to see the "You have two cows" page moved here... Is this a version that was at one time on Wikipedia, and then got VFD'd/moved? I wrote the original page (well, assembled) back in in the early days of WP, around mid-2001, so if this has descended from that, I'm mighty pleased. Manning Bartlett 05:34, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Right you are - the original page shows that. For interest's sake, I managed to find the original version I posted to Wikipedia back on October 9, 2001. It's amazing how these things evolve over time. Manning Bartlett 23:00, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Hello, I'm back from holiday all tanned 'n shit... and still interested in getting sysopped if this[1] offer still stands -- Codeine 16:30, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)

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• Please, I request elimination of of me user by transfer Wiki in Spanish, where from this moment I will carry out my work. Thanks and they excuse the inconveniences.--Cafe-olee 15:35, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

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Serb Uncyclopedia?

Hello. I'm from Serbia and I would like to make Uncyclopedia in Serbian. What should I do?

I would suggest going to the village dump and try to gauge community reaction to see if there's any potential demand/userbase for it. --stillwaters/Talk 03:58, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

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Cookie storage

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Question

Hi Stillwaters! I hate Alberto Gonzales, but hey, you've got a wonderful image of him. Can I use it on my talk page? --Cookies,yum! 19:14, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

It was just a simple MS Paint job, but go ahead. :) --stillwaters/Talk 05:37, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

Autograph

Since you co-founded Uncyclopedia, I would more that flattered if you would do me the favour of signing my autograph page. Kip the Dip 21:54, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Please change my name

Can you please change my name from Edmundkh to EdmundEzekielMahmudIsa, then leave me a message in the English Wikipedia? Thank you very much! --Edmund the King of the Woods! 12:18, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

Domain name copyright infringement

Someone has stolen your domain name and replaced ".org" with ".com". Here they are: [2] Just wanted you to look into it. Thanks, --Gp75motorsports 04:17, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

Oh noes.

I hope you are doing alright

Please add me to your Google Blog my email is orion.blastar at gmail.com I want to work with you on stuff. I think if you are the one who contacted me as NN at Wikipedia about the Stack incident, we know each other. I changed my pen name at Wikipedia to not conflict with my Uncyclopedia work so people would take me seriously. I am a big time fan of your work and everyone at Uncyclopediia and fully and 100% support people like you into comedy and blogging and the others here who are like me and you. Write me back when you got the free time to do so. Take your time, I know you are inactive. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 23:04, March 18, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks! Stillwaters (talk) 16:44, 24 May 2018 (UTC)

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