User:Mr. turtle
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Notable Quotes[edit | edit source]
“Pet my turtle!!!”
“Peekaboo!!!”
“Are you turtly enough to be a turtle?”
“Turtles eat turtle food”
“Mr. turtle is a turtle”
“No shit, Sherlock”
“What is Mr. turtle?”
“Why wouldn't you?”
“Why not?”
“Sometimes”
“That is enough to make me OMG out loud”
“You bet your sweet ass I am”
“Perhaps”
“Why not?”
“Why wouldn't you?”
“Don't be a(n) (insert subject here) whore”
“Filthy shell whore”
“Meow”
“In Soviet Russia, YOU eat Mr. turtle”
“In Soviet Russia, Turtles run over cars”
“In Soviet Russia, YOU call me a whore”
“Have a nice day in hell.”
Did you know that:[edit | edit source]
- I am a turtle?
- That turtles have inpenetrable shells?
- That turtles are one of the fastest animals on land and water?
- Turtles and Mr. turtle have obsessions with turtles?
- Turtles can close or open their assholes by will?
- Moby Dick is a sperm whale?
- ..that nothing clears out kidneystones like pouring Drano down your dickhole?
As a turtle, I have many abilities, including:[edit | edit source]
- hiding in my shell
- shitting while I eat
- breathing underwater thorugh my anus
- whoring a large supply of water in my bladder
My diet includes:[edit | edit source]
- Grues
- Other turtles
- Cats
- Dogs
- Rice
- Noodles
- Birds
- Fish
- People
- Honestly, just everything I see
What I do all day:[edit | edit source]
- Eat
- Sleep
- Shit
- Swim
- Sit
- Huff Kittens
- Huff turtles
- Wash Turtles
What Mr. Turtle does on Uncyclopedia:[edit | edit source]
- Reporting UnNews
- Adding quotes(sometimes racist)to articles
- Adding lots of pictures to articles
- Adding articles (maybe)
Turtly Articles Written by Me:[edit | edit source]
- UnNews:Turtle attacks man - Someone changed it
Turtle Talk: What people think of turtles and Mr. turtle[edit | edit source]
Videos:[edit | edit source]