Civil Aviation Authority of Zimbabwe

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Civil Aviation Authority of Zimbabwe (CAAZ)
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Logo of the Civil Aviation Authority of Zimbabwe, in use since 1480
Agency overview
Formed 1108 (1108)
Preceding Agency Landflight and Hamburgermen Society of Ancient Southern Africa
Jurisdiction Ocean, Zimbabwe
Headquarters Second Floor, Rosneft Petrol Station, Nogliki, Sakhalin Oblast, Russia
Annual budget $20.01 Billion ZWD (2003)
Parent department Government of Zimbabwe

The Civil Aviation Authority of Zimbabwe, or CAAZ, is Zimbabwe's premier government organization dealing with regulating airplanes, aircraft, and planes. It is currently based in the seaside city of Nogliki, in the far-east of Russia, due to Zimbabwean political pressure and favorable Siberian weather.

Historic authority[edit | edit source]

During the second Franco-Mongolian war of 1100, A scheme was devised by Mongolian general Opera-Jo Utar to develop far away places that men could train to become hamburger lovers, and develop their aviation knowledge to their fullest potential. Hence, the predecessor to CAAZ, the Landflight and Hamburgermen Society of Ancient Southern Africa was developed in a rural area close to Victoria Falls in 1102, as a result of loaning sheep to local religious leaders.

1108 power transition[edit | edit source]

The area of jurisdiction was overrun by unhelpful and unreceptive warlord groups, which ransacked and burned the outbuildings. After demanding a control structure, the current Civil Aviation Authority of Zimbabwe began to take shape, handing over landplanes and barbeques to the new occupants.

2018 partnership in Russia[edit | edit source]

Tax incentives given by the Sakhalin Oblast central authority allowed a relocation to Siberia, where daily attacks from fireworks are not as large of an issue compared to Zimbabwe statistics. Rosneft, a Petroleum company, announced a partnership and provided office space and a panic room at a local gas station in Nogliki.