User talk:YesTimeToEdit/vandalism
“I was here, sillies. =3 ”
YesTimeToVandaliseMyOwnPage
| Hi, welcome to YeTiE-Land's very own talk-ye-here page! Mmm ruley mcruley rules: 1. Fill up from the top, pwease, cause that way new messages are easier to get to and don't involve ridiculous amounts of scrolling, to get to, clever 'ey? |
YesTimeToLAMPSHADE[edit source]
YesTimeToBegToBeAdopted 2[edit source]
Are you still taking candidates for adoption?--Mnbvcxz 20:42, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
- Hi Mnbvcxz (I think I spelt it right). Yes I've got one space left. You've just got to answer me the same two questions Qua answered. 1) Do you plan on staying on Uncyclopedia and 2) Are you awesome? Oh and P.S. new messages at the top, next time, okay? - 06:46 13 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
YesTimeToBegToBeAdopted[edit source]
Can you please adopt me, I'm begging you. I have lots of potential that's waiting to be unleashed! --Qua 19:15, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
- Wow! That sure was quick! OK, I'll adopt you if you promise 1) you'll stay at Uncyclopedia, and not leave 2) that you're awesome! - 19:23 11 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
YesTimeToBeCoooooooooooooooooooooooooool[edit source]
This rather piss poor award is given only to those I feel are teh cool --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 
12:00, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
- ER, why thank you. Being teh cool sounds, er, cool. I'll get a lorry and put this award in the YTTE Trophy Museum (yep, you heard me right, I get a whole museum!). Yeh, anyway, t'anks! - 12:07 11 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Congratulations on writing more articles than me to :P --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
12:16, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
- I have?! - 12:23 11 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Yes. I have a notoriously low turnout of articles, I spend about the same time on 1 as Cajek spends on 6 --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:39, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
- But that's Cajek! Cajek seems to write an article every day! Also, while may have written more than you, you have a considerably more features! I'm still hoping for my UnNews article on VFF (we'll see) and another one that Mr. Ape on Thursdays I think is going to nom for me. - 13:04 11 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Yes. I have a notoriously low turnout of articles, I spend about the same time on 1 as Cajek spends on 6 --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
- I have?! - 12:23 11 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Congratulations on writing more articles than me to :P --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
- Those Os look like b(.Y.)bs. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:43 May 11
YesTimeToProximaCentauri[edit source]
I’ve started to rewrite Proxima Centauri and the aliens of Porrila here in a more Uncyclopedic style. Any suggestions? Proxima Centauri 20:01, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
- I’ve found a nice wiki for Proxima Centauri and the aliens of Porrila. There my story can be happy and won’t be too different from the other pages.
- Don't forget to make it a YesTimeTo® title! All the advice I can give at the moment is: 1) Have it regularly pee reviewed, often put up for pee review and also have it peed on a lot! 2) Keep on working at it! The page is watchlisted for me, so any change you make I'll be notified of. I won't forget it and I'll keep checking it when I get a chance. Good luck! - 11:46 11 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
YesTimeToTalkCajekHadHardWeek[edit source]
Hey YTTE, how are you getting along? • <May 09, 2008 [6:44]>
- Ug, Cajek! At the top, really! Er, I'm getting along fine thanks, in a while I may even have two features under my belt (well I'm hoping...) which would be good. I've been planning to do some stuff to the Game namespace and when I have a little bit more time I'm gonna start doing a few more pees. Yeah, so how come you've had a "HardWeek"? - 07:02 9 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- I'm glad you're a user here, YTTE. ...Well, I'm a tutor, and I teach and provide psychological counsel to a bunch of people with problems. That always makes me feel sad (<3 uncyc). Also, there was a vandal running amok tonight, but he left. I'm gonna go to bed right now. Thank you for talking to me. • <May 09, 2008 [7:16]>
YesTimeToBestowHono(u)r![edit source]
Consider yourself awesome, I'm actually giving you one of these. Check the category, not too many other people have one. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:59 May 8
- Oh I'm honoured (yes on my talkpage it's the British spelling or you get shot :D)! I will put it somewhere of importance in my vanity cupboard! And I'm in a group with UU and Cajek (among others)! Yay! Thank you SysRq. - 06:39 9 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- No problem, buddy. Now if ya don't mind, I'm gonna go play some soccer with my friends after I clean the bathroom like my mom told me to so I can get some money to buy some fries to munch on while I watch my favorite TV shows. Like The Office. Michael is so funny on that show. So is Dwight. (haha get it, I'm talking about the American version of the show...for all I know there was no British version!) ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 15:51 May 9
- All hail SysRq! Down with the king's U! • <May 09, 2008 [16:20]>
- That's lovely. And when you're done, maybe you can play a game of football in which 90% of the players won't actually touch the ball with their feet. While wearing your sneakers. And then watch a version of Pimp My Ride where the finished version of the car actually looks better than the crapheap they had in the first place (haha get it, I'm comparing it to the useless British version of the show, which I really wish didn't exist!) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 16:03, May 9
- Damn it, edit conflict, anyway, beat this... I can do more English words in a day than you could do American words in a fortnight, SysRq. Besides British English is far more colourful than American English, old chap. The English I use shows that you use your loaf a lot, and that's what Brits do, especially when they're playing football or rugby, or even cricket. I may actually go and get a football from the boot of my car, which is in a car park. It's actually really low on petrol, right now, because I was driving on the dual carriageway all of Saturday. I might as well go an play cricket on the village green, near the roundabout, sounds spiffing 'ey? I better take some money with, as well, in case I feel like some candy floss afterwards or even a packet of crisps. Better be careful where I buy the crisps from though, last ones I bought tasted like aluminium! Mind you that was in the Autumn, things may have changed since then. Or maybe instead of going to play sport, I should just go to a cinema and watch a film. However, if I go to the same cinema as last time it'll be jolly awful, because last time there was this baby which just wouldn't shut up, it kept crying. I wish someone would have given it a dummy or changed its nappies, put it in a pram or something. Sometimes you find tickets lying about near the dustbins outside the cinema, but usually they're a bit off. The headmaster (who teaches maths) of my school says that hanging around the 'dustbins isn't very clever, but when we're on holiday we do it anyway. Just like we go up and down on the lifts at the local shopping centre for fun. Last time we did that, the shop attendant was made redundant... Hah! - 16:17 9 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- No problem, buddy. Now if ya don't mind, I'm gonna go play some soccer with my friends after I clean the bathroom like my mom told me to so I can get some money to buy some fries to munch on while I watch my favorite TV shows. Like The Office. Michael is so funny on that show. So is Dwight. (haha get it, I'm talking about the American version of the show...for all I know there was no British version!) ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 15:51 May 9
YesTimeToCleanUp![edit source]
Hey YTTE, I finally got around to reading your review of my article and am here to drop this mess award off for you:
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BAD DOG!! Who did that? Did you do that? Did you PEE on my Stan (country) article! |
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| Now I have to go clean it up! |
Thanks for your input, now I've got some work to do!
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Spillin DylanTALKEDITS
14:43, May 8 2008
YesTimeToWHOA![edit source]
Hey there, YTTE! Next time, post in the Press Room. • <May 07, 2008 [15:57]>
- Tu, at the top Cajek and remember the title! Sorrrrrrrrry! You shouldn't really be whoring your newspaper within the grey, concrete confines of the CMC, either! - 16:02 7 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- But I like whoring! (The reason I say post in the press room is because we kinda want the newspaper to be all official-lookin' n' shit) Oh, and me love you long time • <May 07, 2008 [16:04]>
YesTimeToTayor! (yes, I'm a verb too!)[edit source]
hey! I must say this is the first time someone has contacted me on here without ever talking to me before! I'm no longer a virgin in that respect I suppose! So, what's going on? I can't remember if you asked that...but, yeah! umm, you're user page is...interesting :P You've succeeded at being funny--something I PHAIL at. Write me back! I don't have anything to say yet...but in time. Just for being cool enough to talk to me (rock on!)
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Tayor has decided to grace you with her presence. She likes kittens, and apparently you too. Yay!! Now hear these words of wisdom, and good bye. |
respond on my page please, otherwise I'll forget to talk to you! Tayor 
MUN (Praise!) 12:41, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
- Lordy, I need a lot of help, I'm just not sure there's anything you can do about it :P I'm mainly an IRC whore---so I've been on for...nearly two years. Yourself? I fail at articles and the like :( someday perhaps! I've got to go attend to my scholarly duties, and I forget what you just said, egad, senility! How old are you my dear? Curiousity abounds :P till later The HRH MuCal. Tayor
MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 16:37, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
- Hey, do you want me to reply here, or over there? Well what sort of help, I'll lend a hand as best as I can. I've written a few articles, I'm hoping to get one featured and there's a few others that hopefully will get nominated for feature soonish! I'm actually a teen... - 16:43 7 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Nah, man, psychologically :P Respond at my place, if you would, easier for me to monitor whether or not you wrote me something. I'm a teenager too, so, goodness! Egad, Chemistry :( Off I go. Are you schooling now? The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 17:29, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
- Hah! Im older than both of you! Mwahaha! (But not as mature... funny how that works.) </conversationhijacking> 17:10, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
- Nah, man, psychologically :P Respond at my place, if you would, easier for me to monitor whether or not you wrote me something. I'm a teenager too, so, goodness! Egad, Chemistry :( Off I go. Are you schooling now? The HRH MuCal. Tayor
YesTimeToThanks[edit source]
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Thank you for voting |
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So we do what to monkeys now? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:19, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
- We accept them as rounded heroin-addicted individuals into our society with open arms. And no problem for the vote, it's a very nice article! - 15:34 7 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
YesTimeToCajekAndThe3rdOrderOfSomething[edit source]
No page or sig stealing. I just tried doing that to see what it would do. It's amusing. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Ggarfield (talk • contribs)
YesTimeToGraduate![edit source]
Well, following your victory by landslide on the NotM, I dare say you are more than ready to fly free. Like I said on my talk page, I don't think you ever needed that much support. You're doing great! Keep it up!
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17:21, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
- Yay! Do I get a diploma or something? And I still disagree with you on the support thing: maybe it wasn't the actual help but you adopting me introduced me to the Uncyc community and got me hooked...anyway, thanks for all your help! Oh and: tut, will you ever learn my talk-page rules he he :-D ? - 18:51 4 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
YesTimeTo Give you this template I threw together[edit source]
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Thank you, YesTimeToEdit, for voting Orian57 your Reviewer of the Month. However the egotistical beast that you have now unleashed is not grateful and meagrely expected the vote but would like to give you a condescending pat on the head. Good girl/boy |
| Thanks for voting! |
Now I don't feel compleatly left out! I have just as many vote as Boomer! Yeah thanks. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|
16:23, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
- No problem, next months your month. And maybe the month after that will be mine... Meh. - 07:42 5 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
YesTimetoCommentAboutPeeReviewStan(country)[edit source]
Hey YTTE! Very good review. However, may I suggest not using "you" so much in a review. Doing so subtly reminds the reviewee that they are not getting appraised, but that the article is. Such subtly will be all the more important in low-scoring reviews. Also, illicit is an adjective for illegal...*sweat*...so ummmm yeah. lol Mightydandylion 
(talk) Fk 15:39, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
- Sorry, yeah, I know that review wasn't the best review I've ever written. Forgot about the "you" thing, I'll keep that in mind...And the use of "illicit" is sort of a bad habit of mine, which I picked up from the first or second review I ever got... But thanks for letting me know! - 15:44 4 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Good points, MDL! Didn't even think about how saying "you" could get misinterpreted... so anyway, did you guys see the recent developments? • <May 04, 2008 [15:47]>
YesTimeToMONKEY!!![edit source]
Being the head cow, what is your opinion on the hilariousness that is a monkey? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:07, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
- Now DJ as a young cow you may not know this, but these sort of CMC belief related questions should be directed to me over hear. I'll go and answer this here question over there, m'kay? - 09:10 4 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
YesTimeToCongratulate[edit source]
Congratulations on becoming Noob of the Month. And you're only 1 month older than I am. I don't think I'll make this month though. Proxima Centauri 20:51, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
- Now really (YTTE puts on his "fake annoyance face") you should observe my talkpage rules: that is 1) new comments go at the top and 2) the title of each message should be a YesTimeTo...something. Er, yeah, thanks! You never know, if you put lots of hard work in, someone may just nom you. To be frank you're one of the better n00bs out there! - 20:59 2 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
YesTimeToReadReview[edit source]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on there! Javascap has reviewed your Article! Warm Regards, Javascap
YesTimeToGetYourEarplugs[edit source]
Just dropping by to say that I was looking throught your articles earlier, saw this, and thought it'd sound good. So I did an audio for it. If you want to take legal action for me unleashing this...noise...on your article, go ahead ;). Slightly late, but congrats on NotM too. –—Hv (talk) 2/05 15:14
- Yay! I love it when people do audio for me, thank you. And thanks for the thanks on NotM... I guess I should drop a few templates on certain talk pages. - 15:28 2 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
YesTimeToStopMeBeingBored[edit source]
How you doing YTTE? I don't mean whoring wise but like enjoying stuff here and stuff like stuff? :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:59, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
- I'm doing great thanks! I've even started my own cult on Uncycopedia! Woo. I'm doing most finely. And by the way, in future, if you want to whore to me I've set up a special page for that. - 15:28 2 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
YesTimeToFinally!!![edit source]
Good lord! I was beginning to think nobody would ever take the hint! Somebody said they'd nom it for me, but apparently they don't love me anymore. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:47, 1 May
YesTimeToBecomeAFreshStain[edit source]
Well, after 5 excellent reviews, I have no hesitation in saying you're in! Feel free to add the {{User PEEING}} userbox to the many already on your page, call yourself a fresh stain, and generally consider yourself a good, experienced reviewer. Now, keep it up, and a RotM run can't be far from your grasp! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:32, May 1
- Woo, userpage and sig changed! Yay and I'm a sir now as well! I love awards and honours and ranks and stuff... Yay! - 15:39 1 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Yes, keep it up! I need a stunning contrast to my mediocrity! =D 15:46, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
- Indent right, damn it! :D Well, er, I guess, thanks... If you ever wanna do a collaboration just drop by my talk page. I have to say I really feel like writing an UnScript. OH I must get round to archiving this page... And VGD, thanks for making my talk page vandalisable as well! - 15:53 1 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- You are most welcome, although, it is not actually very vandalisable. =/ 15:55, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
- It isn't? - 15:57 1 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- You can vandalise only before the beginning and after the end. Check the code. =D 17:06, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
- It isn't? - 15:57 1 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- You are most welcome, although, it is not actually very vandalisable. =/ 15:55, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
- Indent right, damn it! :D Well, er, I guess, thanks... If you ever wanna do a collaboration just drop by my talk page. I have to say I really feel like writing an UnScript. OH I must get round to archiving this page... And VGD, thanks for making my talk page vandalisable as well! - 15:53 1 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Yes, keep it up! I need a stunning contrast to my mediocrity! =D 15:46, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
YesTimeToZeigHeil![edit source]
Thanks for peeing on this. I'm glad you liked it as I'm particularily fond of it myself. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:12, 30 Apr
- No problem, I hope there was a little bit of help in there for you. Good luck with it, by the way. - 06:39 1 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
YesTimeToThankYou (IBetYouHaven'tHeardThatOneBefore!)[edit source]
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Well, well, well. I never would have guessed that YesTimeToEdit was stupid enough to vote for this tripe! Goes to show you never can tell. |
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Thanks for your vote and your kind comments. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:47, 29 Apr
YesTimeToDropIn[edit source]
I was totally going to leave you some clever and witty comment on your page. But fuck me, I forgot what I was going to talk about. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 21:37 Apr 28
- Fuck you? Er I'll have to, er, think about that one... Don't worry my talk page isn't meant to be witty or clever, it just needs lots of sexual innuendo and salted nuts. We like big sausage here, too. - 15:36 29 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- What about testicles? You like those? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 18:24 Apr 30
YafToymTaBrakeDaStreek[edit source]
Sorry, I had to put on that accent of whose origin I'm unsure. ..../me runs away slowly~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN [talk] 20:13, 28 April 2008 (UTC)
- Now really, mr. big brother, you're not very good at following my talk page rules! New message at the top, really! Oh, I think he's gone, did he just run away? He just ran away slowly! Hey come back here, you have to explain the accent and er...things... - 20:21 28 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE