User talk:SysRq/4

This is an ARCHIVED talk page. Please do not edit this, or I WILL kill you.

Your talk page's viginity is mine.

Yeah, that. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:00, Mar 15

OMG lawl ur liek so fnnny n shyt ily tlb ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:03 Mar 15

ya i no rite? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:33, Mar 15

no ur wrng i ws jkin ur teh gaiz i liek h8 u n shit >=[ ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:34 Mar 15

butt y??????????????????????????????????  ???  ??  ? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:37, Mar 15

cuz u wer th 1 hu tuk mah ipod i kno it wuz u dont play me ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:39 Mar 15

dood i sware it waz'nt mi - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:24, Mar 15

i sed dont play me i kno liek 2 ppl hu sawu taek it frm mi lockr ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:11 Mar 15

o ya who - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:13, Mar 15

um idk but i kno it was u ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:48 Mar 15

ya wel their lyin cuz it ttly wa'znt. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:43, Mar 16

o ya well u hav cancer p.s. i just realized u sed butt lolololroflwafl ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 01:44 Mar 16

lollolo cancer is a terminale diceeze lololol adn i gues buts r funneh too roflsplosion - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:51, Mar 16

buts r gr8 i was lukin at ur moms bott lst nite lololololol den i fhuks hr ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 01:54 Mar 16

i hav too dadz - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:01, Mar 16

...don't say that. don't ever say that. U HAVE CANCER!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1!!one!! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:09 Mar 16

ya wel dats wat u r so ha! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:16, Mar 16

ha urself cuz i didnt wear a condom and i has hpv so jokes on ur dog ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:20 Mar 16

lol i dun hav a dog - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:24, Mar 16

o ya i remembr i got u a dog 4 ur bday but i 4got to go 2 ur party cuz i was busy fhkin th dog lol sry ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:27 Mar 16

BOOM!

Headshot. Fucking owned. Combo breaker. Also, I have several paternal units. EAT IT!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:28, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

I could dance all day. I could dance all day. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:32 Mar 16

Hi!

Hi i ben nozin around here 4 a bit & i saw the grmr nzi thng on ur user page. I came 2 this site 2 proofread artclz & i need a mentor. will u b my unpapa? I wil give os 4 paimint ;) --LuvMuffin 17:59, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

Shhh no -Burnett

who r u? so, watz it gonna b? ok, my stats. name: alexis. 17f tx. 5'6, 120lb, smokN hot, luvz classic rock, espcly aerosmith & kiss. will u b my unpapa? ok, os wont work i gess, so, no sex, just frnds.k? – Preceding unsigned comment added by LuvMuffin (talk • contribs)

I'm inclined to recommend some spelling lessons for this n00b first before any adoption, dear friend. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 06:14, 17 Mar

Ok, I can spell. And FYI, I'm making sraight A's in English class. I do a lot of IM's and cell phone texts, so that's the way I type. --LuvMuffin 17:22, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

I think I mentioned this before, I'm just going to wait until TLB confirms that you are, in fact, Sk8R Grl. (which I know you are) ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 21:48 Mar 17

Am not. LuvMuffin 23:09, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Either way, I'm going to have to ask you to refrain from editing my talk page so as to avoid any sort of flamewar like you caused last time. I refuse to take part in this. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 00:36 Mar 18

never st arted any "flamewar"s that I know of. Though I'm not sure what that is. What is that? LuvMuffin 14:15, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

OK, Dude, I know I'm not supposed to be here, but ya gotta get off this girl's back. You know I started that shit, not her. And P.S. If you don't adopt her soon, I just might. Rollr Punk 14:28, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

I've already asked you to stop editing my page. I don't care what username you show up as. I know who you are. You're not fooling anyone. You can still edit Uncyc if you agree to not start any more drama, which is what you're trying to do. Consider this a second warning. If you edit my talk page again (which both Mordillo and myself have asked you not to) then I will get a sysop to step in again. Don't even reply to this. Stop editing this page. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 14:43 Mar 19

See, this is one of the top 3 reasons why I don't adopt! ;-) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:00, Mar 19

and these are mine. ~ 15:24, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

Hehe, daddy is funny. Now gimme a lollipop, or I'll hold my breath until I die. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:51, Mar 19

All of you little rascals better skeedaddle before I get my hose. And you're not getting your baseball back, either. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 18:44 Mar 19

I swear, mister, I'll pay for the window! I've been saving for three months to buy a new glove, but this is probably more important... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:28, Mar 19

You're damn right it's more important. You're just going to have to go another three months with one glove, looking like Michael Jackson, moonwalking to all of your classes and shit. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:40 Mar 19

Mommy says that's a bad word, you old fucking bastard. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:47, Mar 19

Well, Mommy also said that she wouldn't mention anything to Daddy as long as I kept paying for YOUR sorry ass. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:09 Mar 19

Hip-Hop Homosexual Article

I wish you'd have been nicer to me, but I do agree with a lot of what you said. I figured it would work better as performance, possibly even as a sketch. I'll see if I can bring it up to code, otherwise I'll leave it to the Uncyc Gods... Also, I wasn't trying to be racist, just self-deprecating (since I'm a black man myself who used to LOVE Hip-Hop [not anymore]), so I'll try to clarify that in the article. Be Well... --WesMan20 16:22, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

I wasn't trying to be mean. I'm never mean in my reviews. I just figure that it's best to give my honest opinion. If you'd like any more help with this article, just let me know and I'd be more than happy to offer you more advice. Thanks for using the Pee Review! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:20 Mar 18

Thanks SysRq. Also, how do I make a customized signature?--WesMan20! 17:09, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

A few easy steps. I can make you one very similar to Mightydandylion's (as I made his for him) if you want. You are American, right? Anyhoo, I'll put it at User:WesMan20/sig where you can change it to whatever you want. Then just put {{subst:nosubst|User:WesMan20/sig}} into the Signature box under User Preferences and check Raw Signature. Then save page and continue signing pages with four tildes. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:26 Mar 20

I am (American). That'll work for me. I'll check there in a little while. Thanks again! Cheers...--WesMan20! 17:44, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Template

Woo! Yay, go you! Under User has decided that you are "quite a decent sort", which is apparently one of his highest terms of praise! This is therefore a good thing, and in accordance with this, he's throwing a party down the manhole to celebrate. Look at him go! You're not invited though. Don't take it personally.

I think that says enough. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 21:43, Mar 19

Wow, thanks a lot, UU. I'm flattered. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 21:58 Mar 19

Haha!

LOL! Thanks SysRq! Mightydandylion 22:45, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

That might be the shortest amount of time I've ever spent on a gift for someone. Frlz though kid, you need to make yourself a sig. Do you know how? I'll help you if you don't, even though you're not my noob. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:48 Mar 19

I've really no idea how. Earlier, when I initially signed up, I changed my format to "wikia search" which has the wikia search toolbar w/ this little cloud on the top part of my screen. Ever since then I haven't been able to use many features on Uncylopedia (especially the search bar) let alone change my sig. *sigh* C'est la vie. Of course, any help would be appreciated. Mightydandylion 04:22, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Alright, I'll go ahead and make you a very basic sig over at User:Mightydandylion/sig, which is where that is usually found. Now go to your preferences and put {{subst:nosubst|User:Mightydandylion/sig}} in the signature box, and make sure you have Raw Signature checked. Then hit save. Bam! Siggy time! And it works just like a regular template, so feel free to edit User:Mightydandylion/sig if you don't like what I come up with. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 14:59 Mar 20

Signature help

It's wonderful, thank you! Is it within Uncyclopedia rules to just copy and paste the time? Wikiasearch won't let me change my preferences so, I can't use the tildes. It'd be a waste to not be able to use the sig you made me. Mightydandylion (talk) Fk 14:52, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

It really won't let you mess with your settings? I would talk to an admin or something, I have no idea about any of that stuff. What have you been doing in the past? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 14:59 Mar 20

If all else fails, ask Sannse. As a Wikia staffer, she should know how to sort this out. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:04, Mar 20

Good idea. I'ma take this little convo over to her talk page right now. I think I might check if she's on IRC as well. Mightydandylion, do you have an IRC client? It would be helpful if you could talk to her since you have a better idea of what your problem is than I do. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 15:07 Mar 20

Thank you both. No, I don't have IRC: should I go ahead and download it? I'll go and drop by Sannse's talk page. Mightydandylion (talk) Fk 15:16, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

What browser are you using? If you use Firefox then you can just go ahead and grab ChatZilla. Easiest thing in the world to use. You'll need some form of IRC client to make your life here on Uncyc a lot easier. It's a nice way to either get fast help on something or just to entertain yourself at 1 in the morning. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:12 Mar 20

That Idea

Looks kinda interesting - what direction are you planning to take with it? Is the image a clue, or were you just having fun with the SP image thingy? -SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:31, Mar 20

It's going to be just kind of a big pointless mega rant with a few recurring themes in it. I'm mixing strong patriotism with a secret hatred for his wife, since F. Scott Fitzgerald was pretty much whipped. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 16:47 Mar 20

I went ahead and rewrote some of the content if you wanted to give that a look as well. That's generally how the article is going to go. Oh, and I'm pretty sure YOU'RE going to be the one reviewing it. In the meantime, you can review this guy if you feel like helping me out with an incomplete article. If you actually do it I will love you forever. I just need an experienced reviewer on that one, and they don't come much more experienced than you. Thanks in advance, cheers! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:19 Mar 20

OK, here's the thing: normally, that would get an immediate "yes", and I'd be off to review like a shot. But I've just finished work for a 10 day break, and I'm about to wind things down a little online, which means there's a fair old chance I'll be less active for the next week. I was going to ask if you could keep things ticking over at the list while I down tools and have a well-earned rest from stuff, and I don't know if I'll get round to many reviews in the next week. If I get on here more than I'm expecting, and I do review something, rest assured, yours will be the first I tackle! So yeah, maybe see you around this next week, maybe not. Toodles! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:07, Mar 20

Aww, that won't work because I'm gonna be deep in the heart of Texas all next week. I guess someone else has to pick up the workload. I'll go put something up on the PEEING page asking for a few volunteers to take care of stuff over the next week. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:13 Mar 20

No worries, I'm only visiting the folks with their antiquated dial-up connection (can you imagine?) I'll find the time to keep stuff going. We'll see if that includes a review or not. Y'all have a good time in Tommy Lee Jones country, y'hear? (Well, the Coen brothers say he is Texas, so who am I to argue?) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 22:49, Mar 20

Waehl alright y'all take care now up at yer mammy and pappy's! I'm gonna hed on down tuh the liquor store and go beat up the missus. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:04 Mar 20

Thankies

Cheers! Under User thanks you gingerly for your vote at VFH. He celebrated with a small but competitive Hyperdrinking tournament, but by virtue of waking up in his own bed, narrowly failed to set a personal best score at the event. His head still feels bloody sore though! Thanks again!

And now another template. I'll have to make this the last template I give you for a while, people will start to talk! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:49, Mar 21

Cool, thanks. And see you tonight. I can't wait! =D ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:53 Mar 26

You rock. Let's spice rub pork chops.

You most certainly do not suck SysRq. However, concerning Uncyclopedia:VFH/Threads Of Our Existence: Excerpts From the Secret Writing Journal Of F. Scott Fitzgerald, I'm afraid I cannot vote positively for it. I don't believe it is ready for VFH. Still, that's just me. As of writing this, Mr. Cajek voted yea for the article, which I imagine would be a far greater boon to the article's success than mine. In any case, you have my esteem and gratitude for all the help you've given me. Best of luck! Mightydandylion (talk) Fk 03:33, 30 March 2008 (UTC)

♥ ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 16:22 Mar 31

Hey SysRq! Thanks for updating my milestones! I'm far too lazy, so I appreciate the help! Take care, Mightydandylion (talk) Fk 17:03, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

Where's my $20?

Did you want me to do something with your F. Scott Fitzgerald article? Like whore it for you? I'm not against whoring per say, but my usual cut's a bit more than $20. :P Seriously, good luck with it, I think it ought to be featured. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 00:38, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

It means vote for it. Silly. And sorry to be such a whore, but its getting low on health and I could use a friend right about now. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:23 Apr 2

Yeah, but I already voted for it once. Should I vote for it again just to make a point? :P --OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:47, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

/me slaps hand on face I could have had a V8! Oh, and that was pretty stupid of me too. God, now he's gonna feel like his votes don't count for anything! Quick, where's Roy when you need him? Sorry Chris, I hope we can still be friends. =D ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 01:00 Apr 3

It's okay. I'm a noob, I'm used to being unnoticed. I think we can still be friends. Now, about that $20... --OptyC Sucks! CUN 16:52, 3 April 2008 (UTC)

I'd be willing to consider a trade. :P --OptyC Sucks! CUN 21:27, 3 April 2008 (UTC)

Done. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 21:45 Apr 3

Edit history

Nice job on the title, SysRq! Damn, why didn't I think of that? Anyways, how did you find one of my oldest pages? (also, if you want/can, add your name to the list of edits)   Le Cejak • <Apr 03, 2008 [1:23]>

Pee Review...?

Are you still happy to do this review for me? - 04:40 2 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Thanks! Have a pretty template:

You've Been Awarded The Order Of The Flying Communist Turd, 2nd Class.
You Must Have Done Something Really Special For Me! Woo! Lucky You!
From Comrade YesTimeToEdit

- 07:50 3 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Yaay! =D And you're very welcome, PEEING is pretty much my job. Not to say I don't write articles myself. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 21:45 Apr 3

I can has Pee?

Hi, I'm a long-time Uncyclopedia lurker, and I just recently wrote my first article. Seeing as you Pee Reviewed the original version of You're Gay?!?! and my article is an overhaul/rewrite/rip-off of that, I was wondering if you would have any interest in Pee Reviewing mine as well. If asking someone for a review isn't the typical thing to do and/or highly irritating, I'm sorry for my overwhelming noobness. ☯ 19:33, 3 April 2008 (UTC)

Nope, it's fine. I'd love to do the review. Just be prepared to deal with my procrastinating nature, I tend to put things off. Also, I couldn't help but notice that you were seeking adoption. Got anyone in mind? Because I could use a noob to get my mind off of my last one who turned out to be a stalker. You're not a stalker, are you? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 21:45 Apr 3

Wouldn't mind at all to have you adopt me! (And I'm not a very good stalker. I keep forgetting to press *67 before I call and hang up, so it'd be pretty easy to track me down for a restraining order. Ask Katherine Moennig.)

Also, thank you for the review! I'm usually pretty nervous about critique, and the fact that someone enjoyed what I wrote gave me the warm fuzzies. I was thinking about moving my article over to the main namespace under a different title. If you have any ideas for that, or for the ending (I don't particularly like it either), feel free to help me out. Oh, and I've been lurking for about a year or so, making tiny IP edits. ☯ 20:52, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

Then consider yourself adopted. I will make all the necessary arrangement (namely placing the template on your page) and then tomorrow we can get to work. And yes, I will make you work. Hard. Start by making yourself a sandbox and put a link to it right here. I'll start giving you stuff to do tomorrow. And yeah, I get the same feeling when people like my stuff. Just wait till your first VFH. =D ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 01:23 Apr 5

Fuck you, Sys Reck. I was eyeing this 'un. Anyway, annoying-Tao-symbol-of-yin-and-yang-which-will-present-annoyance-at-a-later-date, that's a good solid article you've got going there. Just go ahead and replace You're Gay?!?! with your piece.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:55, 5 April 2008 (UTC)

Created User:☯/Sandbox. Yay sandbox! ☯ 00:39, 6 April 2008 (UTC)

Why, thank you!

Optimuschris has been informed that you have recently helped him in some way. Therefore he has asked his assistant to create a thank you template for you. He trusts an appropriate image has been included. An image every bit as unique and personal as he's assured his recent interaction with you has been.

Thanks for the pee. I agree, the section about releasing criminals is the weakest link right now. I want to get the whole "second chance" idea across, but I'm not sure of the best way to do it. I love your idea about blowing up the moon as well, but I wanna go with a more straight up offensive act instead of just bat fuck crazy if you know what I mean. Same goes with the calico cat blanket. I was considering using something with animals but I'm just not sure how it'd work. Calico cat blanket is good, but it's a little convoluted. I want something I can just drop in with a short sentence at the end of that section. The original idea behind this was that the new age nazis were looking for a more easily accepted evil to replace mass genocide, but I ended up dropping that aspect because I couldn't figure out how to make it work. Thanks again, I'm flattered you liked it so. If you have any other suggestions (Images in particular, I've got one or two ideas for some photoshopped pics but other than that I'm kinda at a loss) please feel free to leave them on the article's talk page. Or even edit the hell out of it yourself. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 19:57, 5 April 2008 (UTC)

Why thank you! Glad I could be helpful. I'm pretty much rubbish with photoshop so I think I'll let whoever you have doing it just finish what he's working on. I was wondering if you could tell me a little more about your image ideas, however. And they were just suggestions to get your mind working, I don't expect you to use any of those. Although I kinda like the calico cat blanket idea. It would make for a nice scoretext when it gets nominated. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:48 Apr 5

I haven't actually put in an image request yet, but I'm thinking first of all of a peephole image for that first section (you were correct in assuming that first header is going to go away when it gets moved) and then possibly a windmill with the blades chopped so they're in the form of a swastika for the section about alternative energy sources. Other than that, I really can't think of anything. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 20:57, 5 April 2008 (UTC)

Both of those sound like awesome ideas. Especially the swastika windmill. I dunno if you've seen my spelling Nazi template yet. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:35 Apr 5

Well, I think that's enough time since the last template

Here, have a thanking:

UU wishes to express his gratitude for your vote for UnScripts:Average Cop by giving you the promotional tie-in cup o' joe with donuts, available at your local franchise donut or coffee emporium now, probably. Thankies!

--SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:27, Apr 7

OK, I won't touch your userpage any more! (Your talk page though...) Lt.Mr UU KUN 18:50, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Haha whatever. In other news, I think that the siggy revolution is going well. What do you think?   ~  '  SysRq!  Talk!  Sex! 18:53, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Hurrah, you're alive!

Congratulations, my son! Unlike that naughty little friend of ours, the Big Bad Wolf, you have survived Ash Wednesday! As such, you have been awarded this "Get Out of Hell Free" card. You may use it only once*; use it wisely. Keep in mind there are over sixteen thousand recorded ways to sin, and the list is growing all the time. And God's just itching to practice his aim, if you get my drift. Have fun**! *Not valid for "the biggies," such as homosexuality or masturbation. Sorry. **Not actually allowed, it's only an expression.

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Have I told you I love you lately?

I rewrote the questionable section in this. I think it fits a lot better with the rest of the article now. But what's important here is what you think.

Oh, and I love you. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:14, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

Awweh, that's...erm...sweet. The article is looking fantastic. I love what you've put in its place, it greatly changes the tone of the article and rescues it from the ridiculous while still being pretty funny. I like the last line of that, "...and I don't have to tell you how important personal freedom is to us Nazis." Good job kid. This is really looking like VFH material right here. Tell ya what. Get me them images you were telling me about on here and I'll personally slap that bitch up on VFH for you. It's a fantastic article and I'll gladly endorse it. And...Iloveyoutoo ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:25 Apr 8

Hey, look what showed up in the mail today! -OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:43, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

NICE. That was awesome. One might almost say template worthy. sirsysrq @ 23:50 Apr 9

You know, now that I've written it down I'm really torn between which version to use. I love the aspect of the Nazis shifting their racism towards animals, but on the other hand I think the shock value of the rape the Irish plan packs a bit more punch. Hmmmm. -OptyC Sucks! CUN 16:59, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

To be honest, I felt like the Irish bit was a little on the random side and didn't really fit the rest of the article. Of course, the cats are just as random. But I really like what you did with the cat bit. Overall, it's up to you. Either way, I'm nominating it as soon as it gets more images. sirsysrq @ 20:31 Apr 10

I like you too!

Huggie time!

*HUG* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 20:41, 10 Apr

♥!! sirsysrq @ 20:52 Apr 10

Sweet! And it's supposed to be "♥" ;) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 20:53, 10 Apr

My bad. Sorry my heart is black as coal. sirsysrq @ 20:55 Apr 10

Awww... You poor thing... /me sneaks off to make some hot chocolate topped with marshmallows and with a wee bit of chilli in the mix... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 21:01, 10 Apr

/me stops eating powdered chili mix and looks up Wha? sirsysrq @ 21:03 Apr 10

It's a lot yummier snorted... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 21:15, 10 Apr

Yeah, and afterwards you can see yourself in third person. sirsysrq @ 21:33 Apr 10

Well someone has to... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 21:41, 10 Apr

Thanks for the star!

Watch me shine all the brighter! Ahahaha, Mightydandylion (talk) Fk 01:45, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

Cyber Ninjastars don't shine. They beep. Thanks again for the review. I may have you look at this article that Leddy and I are collaborating on. sirsysrq @ 01:48 Apr 11

Of course, just tell me when! Mightydandylion (talk) Fk 01:55, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

Well you could tell me what you thought of it now if you wanted. I don't need a full review, just let me know if you like where it's going so far. sirsysrq @ 01:56 Apr 11

I'll go over it sometime this week: unfortunately, my homework is compounding, haha Mightydandylion (talk) Fk 13:50, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

Otters

Thank you for your kind words, SysRq! You think it would pass VFH?   Le Cejak • <Apr 12, 2008 [13:23]>

I think it would pass right now. Like within seconds. That's gold, buddy. That's effing gold bricks commin out yer ass. sirsysrq @ 17:43 Apr 12

Ha, uh, wow? Would you want to nominate it (people don't like self-noms)?   Le Cejak • <Apr 12, 2008 [17:45]>

Sure, only reason I haven't is because I thought you were waiting for another review. I don't think it needs another review. Alright, I'll put it up now. sirsysrq @ 17:47 Apr 12

I'll count you putting it up on VFH as a personal review of this article :) thanks, SysRq! I owe you a favor.   Le Cejak • <Apr 12, 2008 [18:23]>

Sure, no problem bro. And I'll start thinking about that favor. It may involve my pubes in some way, so make sure you have plenty of shaving cream handy. sirsysrq @ 18:25 Apr 12

Yes, your highness! ...I mean, m'lord!   Le Cejak • <Apr 12, 2008 [18:30]>

That's it. Lather it on there nice and good. I don't want to walk around with a chewed up bloody mess down there so make sure you use plenty of shaving cream. sirsysrq @ 18:32 Apr 12

THIS

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO

Needs to cheer up. Immediately. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:26 Apr 14, 2008

Hmm? Am I in trouble? sirsysrq @ 01:28 Apr 14

Yes. I'm afraid that if your sig doesn't cheer up soon, I'll be forced to... ban... you... (reaches for banstick, only to find that it isn't there) Damn it. It was only a dream. (looks at SysRq sheepishly) Uh. Carry on. I've got some business to attend to. Uh. Yeah. Heh, heh. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 02:13 Apr 14, 2008

Want me to ban him for ya, Skull?   Le Cejak • <Apr 14, 2008 [5:00]>

They're right, Dearie. It's rather depressing... *huggies* CHEER UP!!! Do so before I have to get over there and whop your ass into cheerfulness... *grumbles* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 09:08, 14 Apr

Man, you admin guys are all so cool. I wish I was one of those cool, sexy, and helpful guys. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 10:32, Apr 14

CHEER UP! Sheesh! Show us a happy sig! -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 12:21, 14 Apr

How is it depressing? Ignignokt is badass. If you really want me to go back to soopra colorful sig, I'll do it. But I kinda like this simpler one. sirsysrq @ 16:46 Apr 14

Then make it look ANGRY or something. Not depressed. CHEER UP!!! -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 16:55, 14 Apr

I was hoping to find one with Err so that it could alternate between the two. But I guess I'll have to make one. sirsysrq @ 16:56 Apr 14

There. I think this will work. sirsysrq @ 17:25 Apr 14

Yay! It's PINK! *huggies!* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 17:35, 14 Apr

And look! Now it actually works! Now, you DO know who those little guys are, right? You watch that show over there across the pond? sirsysrq @ 20:34 Apr 14

"Watch"? "Show"? Don't baffle us with your cool American jargon... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 21:01, Apr 14

Oh, come on. That's bull. You don't "watch" your favorite "shows"? Let me guess. You "view" your favorite "programs". Please tell me you guys over there know what ATHF is. sirsysrq @ 21:05 Apr 14

Hmm, maybe that wasn't obvious enough... "Bull"? "You"? "Guess"? Don't baffle us with your cool American jargon... Also, I regularly view my fave programs. That COBOL one I wrote a few years back with the natty array in the print routine is such a tidy bit of code. ATHF is four letters. I'm good at this, test me again! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 21:09, Apr 14

Aqua Teen Hunger Force? Don't you get that over there? Vacation? Coffee? Soccer? Baseball? Burgers? What? sirsysrq @ 21:38 Apr 14

They're called chips, not french fries, you infidel. And no, I haven't owned a telly for two years. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 21:51, 14 Apr

/mist appears THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO CARTOON NETWORK MADE A SHOW CALLED AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE AND IT WAS FUNNY 90% OF THE TIME THE END   Le Cejak • <Apr 14, 2008 [22:24]>

Chips? No, those are crunchy, triangular, and covered in ludicrously spicy orange cheese powder. You're thinking of fries, curly fries, waffle fries, potato wedges, and steak fries. sirsysrq @ 23:42 Apr 14

GAAAAAAHHHHH!!! *cowers in fear and disgust over the whole fries thing* There are Crisps and Chips and Fries, Fries are the ones McDonald's sells, which haven't seen potatoes during most of their existence... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 08:46, 15 Apr

Crisps? Those are Pringles, m'dear. And McDonald's sells fries, yes. But In N Out Burger makes the BEST fries. They're actually made from potatoes. Chips are related to crisps. We never even SAY the word crisps. We mistake them for chips. That's how similar they are. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to wolf down the other half of this apple pie while I watch the soccer game on TV. Here's hoping my mom doesn't holler at me for not cleaning the bathroom first. sirsysrq @ 13:41 Apr 15

We also have Walkers French Fries - which are a kind of crisp. It's all so straightforward. I love the linguistic differences between here and there... Mind you, just as long as you don't confuse crisps with Buffalo chips. (Or Pringles with food, for that matter...) And the BEST chips are made by the chippie about a 10 minute walk from my house, along with a nice bit of battered cod and mushy peas. Mmm, haute cuisine! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:51, Apr 15

...what the FUCK are you talking about? And yeah, I love how different it is even though it's sorta the same language. I wanna go visit Britland sometime just to go ask "Hey buddy, where's the bathroom at?" sirsysrq @ 15:35 Apr 15

Yep, nothing beats a good chippie. ^.^ And to those Umm...ericans here, we're discussing food. That's all ye need to know... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 19:31, 15 Apr

Someday, after I read enough conversations like this, I'm going to go to Britain, talk to people with a fake British accent, and see whether or not I can play it off as real. Also, the best potato chips are Cape Cod Potato Chips, which are potato chips made in Cape Cod. Dunno where they got the name, though. Anyways, Lay's has nothing on them. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:24, Apr 15

Amen to that, bro. You know those Cape Cod Jalapeño & Aged Cheddar Chips? Those things are orgasmic. sirsysrq @ 01:44 Apr 16

Tanks

Campaign Leaflet thanks you for the vote.

Unfortunately Campaign Leaflet can not keep any of the promises it made campaigning as the $10 offered by the Pizza place down the street was just too good an offer not to fold for. But still, $5 Pizza - thats tonights dinner for YOU!

--Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:27, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

Pee-king in

Heh, see what I did there? Anyway, yeah, you tagged this, like days ago, but seem to have left it. That's not like you dude, did something come up or something? And are you still planning to review it? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:17, Apr 16

Yeah, I do plan on reviewing it. As of late, I've been getting on Uncyc in little spurts whenever I can and I haven't had the time to review things as I used to. I apologize, I'm just going through a lot of big transitions in my life right now, to include getting out of school. But have no fear, I will still be participating in PEEING and reviewing every article I tag. I may get to that one today, I actually think I'll have some free time later so you have my word that it'll get done today. Please pass on my apologies to the author. sirsysrq @ 17:10 Apr 16

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hi i is a uhh o who cares my friends have been deleting the construction tags to try to get it taken of the site i make me mad >>> som friends n e way can you put a quote at the top of save the trees plz tanks Crazyfulla 02:51, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

First of all, please start using my talk page correctly. Secondly, quotes should be the least of your concerns with that article. Third, I don't care if your stupid friends are taking the construction tag off. Put it back on and report them. Fourth, that article is just terrible. You need to utilize some of the many resources available to you in improving this article, such as Pee Review, the Proofreading Service, and every noob's best friend, HTBFANJS. If you don't, this article will get deleted. My recommendation for now would be to start typing out your words when writing an article. It makes it look more professional. Really, you should be typing out your words all the time, but let's take this one step at a time. Let me know if there's anything else I can do to help that does not involve adding quotes. sirsysrq @ 20:22 Apr 17

ok understood – Preceding unsigned comment added by Crazyfulla (talk • contribs)

Random Dead Body Search *hug* time!

*HUG!* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 18:40, 22 Apr

AWWEH!! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:05 Apr 22

You didn't see that coming, did you? -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 14:55, 23 Apr

I sure didn't. A pleasant surprise. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 19:13 Apr 23