User talk:Nytrospawn

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Noob Question[edit]

I really want to make an article, but can't find any friggin link on how to do so. Help? LeoFibbonacci 11:47, 23 Feb 2009 (Central)

Miyavi Article[edit]

I removed one of the pointless lists from the article, and removed the album red links, since no one's ever going to make articles about those albums. I hope this helps. WolfiesGoWoof! 18:10, 11 August 2006 (UTC)

NRV Tag on Miyavi Article[edit]

I don't know why this article is considered unredeemable. It is not a worthless article, because there are plenty of fans of Miyavi who would enjoy some lighthearted humor about him. Also, there is a perfectly legitimate article about him in Wikipedia (as I have placed on his article).

On the NRV tag page, there is a list of things that make articles on here suitable for keeping.

An encyclopedic tone - The way I have written this article seems legitimate enough to me, as it contains information about his biography, music history, etc etc. (Update: I have added a story {albeit a completely fake but humorous one} to add to the article). If you do not think I have written it correctly, or if the information is insufficient, please tell me how I could improve it.

Coherent English - This is fine, I don't need to explain.

Proper formatting - The formatting seems okay. I have included a least a paragraph in each section (with the exceptions of the list ones). If I need to improve it, please tell me what would be sufficient.

Wikilinks - Again, this one seems fine to me. I don't think it's really that important. (Update: Removed most of the red links that aren't necessary.)

A funny picture - Isn't my Miyavi Clown picture funny?

Humor value - This page would be funny to those who know Miyavi (such as jokes about his height, voice, album parodies, etc). As it says on the NRV page, "A page doesn't have to be funny to everyone."

So there you have it. Which parts do I need to work on? WolfiesGoWoof! 04:38, 10 August 2006 (UTC)

On Vacation[edit]

Ill be on my 4 month vacation...(college) so I wont be ruining the dreams of comedy amateurs for awhile.

Currently In the Process of:[edit]

Getting episodes of Sonic SatAm and The Transformers. And Possibly G.I. Joe, who knows?

Team Photo[edit]

I can't belive I left you out of the picture, I had the alpha channel ready and everything. I will add you in soon. Sorry about that. --Paulgb Talk 22:07, 7 Jun 2005 (UTC)

VANITY PAGE!?! You disgust me! ~Trent

Sex on the brain, eh, kiddo?--Chronarion 13:37, 5 Jan 2005 (EST)

Uh, it might not be such a good idea to make yourself a hero on a site of 36,000 visitors. Unless, you're into stalkers. --Chronarion 00:05, 11 Mar 2005 (EST)

Thank you for the help. ;) i think i am getting it. --Illogicalbeats 22:56, 12 Mar 2005 (EST)

Tanveer is broken. =( --Anonymous

I don't think he's broken so as much as very horny. --Chronarion 18:54, 5 Jan 2005 (EST)

>:( its very retarded to change my messages to make me seem like Im gay --Nytrospawn 23:31, 12 Mar 2005 (EST)

I added a warning to their pages. If they insult anyone, they will be banned...Also, if a small article has the potenial of being funny, don't add a rewrite warning; instead, put "stub". For example, on the John Elway page. --Darkdan 23:52, 12 Mar 2005 (EST)

Heh, I'm glad you liked my pisstake by stubbing your page. I thought it had the potential to be funny :D --Gadgeophile 20:23, 13 Mar 2005 (EST)

will do[edit]

i acutally have all this stuff planned but my photoshop is broken so i didnt have time to edit. my bad!

i also disliekd the shortness of my articles so i began writing longer ones. Lockeownzj00 21:17, 13 Mar 2005 (EST)

whats funnier than imagining Richard Nixon naked with four chicks? --Metaphysical 00:27, 14 Mar 2005 (EST)

Crack Template[edit]

im curious as to why you reverted it when the Crack template is much more simplistic, and thae actual table takes up needless coding space.

im not exactly one to question your edits and for all i know you could be the creator of this thing, but i still dont understand some of your edits on my articles, when some other articles are smaller and less funny.

Lockeownzj00 16:10, 14 Mar 2005 (EST)

The crack template is fine as it is, everything linked to it has been approved by the rest of us --Nytrospawn 16:30, 14 Mar 2005 (EST)

Millard Fillmore[edit]

D'you really think that needs a rewrite? Boring president, "empty" article; I thought it was pretty funny. --Uvula Donor 23:50, 18 Mar 2005 (EST)


Who ever did my user page is.......a friggin genius --Nytrospawn 20:30, 29 Mar 2005 (EST)

That would be me. Glad you like it. --JHarr 20:39, 29 Mar 2005 (EST)

Priceless. The act of doing some elses user page, that is. :) --Chronarion 15:55, 2 Apr 2005 (EST)

What the shazbot?[edit]

When I try to change the radio box on my preferences screen, nothing happens. What in the name of John Carmack is going on? --Nytrospawn 00:07, 2 Apr 2005 (EST)

trust me, don't change the skins.. there's a known bug, and the other ones are ugly as sin --Chronarion 15:54, 2 Apr 2005 (EST)

Roger that wing leader --Nytrospawn 16:15, 2 Apr 2005 (EST)

Sweeeeeeeeet, the skin works now --Nytrospawn 19:07, 3 Apr 2005 (EDT)

Psst. I might sysop you soon. But don't let power get to your head, mmmkay? My main objection to sysoping people is that they want it badly and use it for 3vil, or make sweeping changes without consulting the community. --Chronarion 09:15, 7 Apr 2005 (EDT)

I swear on Darshanands grave that I will not be 3vil --Nytrospawn 10:08, 7 Apr 2005 (EDT)

Opped. My only reservation is that you're a part of a community, so just make sure to consult with them before making policy changes. Like, you're an op, so be responsible. Try not to introduce too many changes without a vote, at least amoung ops, it's a democracy. --Chronarion 02:18, 10 Apr 2005 (EDT)
aye, captain --Nytrospawn 11:47, 10 Apr 2005 (EDT)

Er, try to be more polite when warning other users, especially when in an official capacity. Thank you. --Chronarion 15:32, 10 Apr 2005 (EDT)

Ok. --Nytrospawn 15:46, 10 Apr 2005 (EDT)


Peer wrote that crap article "Nigger", among other shite, and it was me who axed it. I also went through and reverted many of his edits. He's not funny, and now he's a whiner, too. I saw his crying about edits and was ignoring him.

This list of his contributions will not, of course, show the crap articles I whacked, but you may use it to go through and see the reversions - and the stuff I didn't revert:

--Uvula Donor 13:08, 13 Apr 2005 (EDT)

Yeah I knew he made some craptastic articles,I was hopeing that he gave the links to the rest of the crap =D --Nytrospawn 13:21, 13 Apr 2005 (EDT)

You are a sysop, feel free to ban them yourself if you see a blanking. --Chronarion 23:43, 9 Jun 2005 (UTC)


Can you help me out? Hes been doing this for days, now hes trying to twist the fact Oscar Wilde has always been a president on the list...Rangeley 17:40, 10 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Yeah, Ive noticed. I want him to explain to me why he keeps doing that. --Nytrospawn 17:41, 10 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Wookie is better than a Double U?[edit]

I noticed you changed the "Double U" in George W. Bush back to "Wookie" but kept the "It doesn't matter what your answer is so long as you feel good about it math" link. Any reason? I thought "Double U" should atleast stay there longer than 1 day, since "Wookie" has been there a while. Anyway, maybe "George "Women" Bush" might be funnier. Remember those ads. 8^) -Hyad 05:56, 20 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Poor homeless robot[edit]

Do I dismantle Image:Toyrobot.jpg? --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 18:58, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Killlz it --Nytrospawn 19:00, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)


Oops, stamped him already before I saw your note. Sorry. -- Codeine 14:34, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Thats ok, he removed the vfd template off of Geek Empire so he got his just deserts...desserts --Nytrospawn 14:35, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)


Ow, I bet that hurt -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:47, 8 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Indubidibly --Nytrospawn 18:49, 8 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Damn, we need some sort of siamese template for this sort of stuff. Double bannage, same exact time stamp, same duration for our friend at (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits). I'd have probably won if I hadn't editoralized. --Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 02:42, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Be sure to include this thingy. That was weeeeird. --Splaka 07:19, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)


Abdul Alhazred is not a vanity page. Those pictures aren't me; they're just a random friend of mine who I thought looked the part. Plus a good half of the work was done by someone else. Does this make it OK? If not, explain what is wrong please (Update - done as asked, pictures down) --EdwardElric

Battle of Microsoft[edit]

Yeah, the picture is actually worse than you described it. Not many people are just sitting around waiting to photoshop a picture for me. The battle of microsoft is a tie-in with my Rocket Man page. But my computer still runs on Kerosene (unlike those fancy new clean-burning Hydrogen ones) so I don't as of now have a working photoshop. Otherwise, this picture wouldn't be horribly PAINTed.

--Kyle1 16:40, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Thanks for the fix.

--Kyle1 17:26, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Endless Online[edit]

I was just debating putting that crap on VFD or QVFD. It seemed like another one of those (you know, those (like Zonatuning, Bukkake Brigade, Irc users, Steam Forums, ZFGC)), but you saved me the trouble. Slandanity must die! Anywho, for that and many other deletions, I'd like to give you:

Cheers! --Splaka 03:13, 18 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Sexcellent --Nytrospawn 03:14, 18 Sep 2005 (UTC)


My first huffing! I feel so proud! Juan Kerr 21:07, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

I didnt huff anything, I just reverted your edits --Nytrospawn 21:09, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

I was expecting you to remove the lot... JOOI, what's the difference between iMac and eBay/vBulletin? Juan Kerr 21:13, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

What do you mean?--Nytrospawn 21:13, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

I created the template and added it to four pages. When I wrote my first comment here, you'd removed it from two of those pages; I expected you to remove it from the other two and then delete the template. Your first comment made me think you weren't going to do that, so I wondered what was going on.

Now I see you've removed it from eBay as well, but left it on vBulletin, so I'm even more confused... Juan Kerr 21:19, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

100 ways[edit]

WTF? Kakun 18:16, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)

NRV tag[edit]

Hey Nytro. :) Remember that the NRV tag requires a time stamp in order to work correctly, so include 5 tildes: {{NRV|~~~~~}} --T. (talk) 13:15, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

Ah ok --Nytrospawn 18:55, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

Robot Uprising[edit]

Hey, did you specifically need a Howto:Survive a Robot Uprising or can we move the howto section to Robot uprising and cover everything? --Hobelhouse 18:06, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

Yes, but if we moved the Howto section to Robot uprising we could put everything under one roof. Here's an example of the merged page. --Hobelhouse 00:30, 10 March 2006 (UTC)

Famine doesn't think it's topical for a Howto page, but he's fine with moving the Howto stuff to Robot uprising if you are. --Hobelhouse 14:56, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

Toning it Down[edit]

Noticed your addition to the discussion page for the "Disgruntled Postal Veterans" thing... In rereading, yeah, I suppose I could see your reason for believing it's designed solely to antagonize people, the line about the trailer park and all... So, I'll tone it down a bit, and make it a bit less angry-sounding. Sound Kosher? TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 22:19, 21 March 2006 (UTC)


Thank you for reverting Talk:Redundancy, I apologize for the trouble, as someone used my logged-on terminal blanked it while I wasn't looking. Asshole.--Moogle.EXE 21:07, 22 May 2006 (UTC)


I would like to congratulate you on the use of the word 'stabilate'. FreeMorpheme 01:37, 29 May 2006 (UTC)

huffed pictures[edit]

Evening, Presume that you huffed my first Image:Typical American.jpg as it was a wee bit nasty/pornographic. I'll try and find another not quite so crude, but can i just ask what the cut off is on how crude/nasty it can be? Also, the willy photo's you huffed at the same time are back as well..--Usewho'sname? 21:09, 29 May 2006 (UTC)

is this one ok? --Usewho'sname? 21:25, 29 May 2006 (UTC)

Hi - I'm new![edit]

Hi I'm new & not all together! But seriously, I looked you up in the list of Admins & saw your name resembled mine. I need a question answered, so it's meant to be. I'm not quite sure what it is I'm supposed to be doing, but I wrote this article on the spurr of the moment & was wondering if you wanted to take a look to give me advice: Hair loss. Don't ask me about the subject, I don't know why I wrote about hair loss of all things. Well thanks if you can help me. Spawn Man 08:19, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

Hey Nytro[edit]

You back? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Jeez....even more edits from Nytro.....great to see you around again. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
What the frink? --Nytrospawn 00:44, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
What Mhaille said. VGD >=3 18:03, 6 June 2008 (UTC)


Saw your message on the Quran page. I'm new here, should these pictures I put in be removed then? --Allahgator 05:14, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Good to know you found the pictures ok? Ah yes I saw those verses. That was just really serious debate related stuff that I was surprised to find. It doesnt belong on this site. I'll check it out to see if I can do anything about it. --Allahgator 05:22, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
Took out the quotes now which werent looking funny. How's that now? I didnt read the rest of the article much but looks like this was shape that the article was before someone put in those verses. --Allahgator 04:37, 19 December 2007 (UTC)


I am fan of wikipedia. Please contact me at Wikipedia with english because, you fool about Indonesian Language

Hea there old chap![edit]

You might not know that we now have {{vanity2}} (Template:vanity2) now. This can be useful in some cases. Oh, thanks for helping out on VFD... I think the usual chaps who delete stuff there may have been kidnapped by aliens. Cheers :-) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:16, Jun 13


Dude, you have to read the template:ICU page. This isn't the NRV dark ages anymore, man! We have fix='s and sub='s now! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:07, Jul 3

opps --Nytrospawn 19:00, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

Hey There![edit]

Thanks for baning that guy. Have a cookie.

Newcookie.gif Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 15:02, 14 November 2008 (UTC)


Dude, as Led said above. Could you please read the {{ICU}} page before using this template again. Edits such as this really are not helpful. You seriously think simply telling an author that their "article is shit" is going to help things? We have the "fix" and "sub" messages now for which you can use short, random, notfunny, encyclopedic, format or list. Like Led said, we do things a bit differently these days. It's also helpful to include an additional comment as to how the article could be improved. So please... read {{ICU}}. Thanks. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 03:32, Dec 18

Happy Hanukkah[edit]


Festivus-card.gif Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:20, Dec 21


Did Uncreative Username IRCd you? ~ Mordillo where is my SHIT? 21:08, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

  • Yep he did --Nytrospawn 21:13, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

Here's Your Christmas Tree[edit]

----Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 09:37, 25 December 2008 (UTC)


OK, so you're not Jewish. Who cares? This is a great excuse to get drunk.

Danke schön![edit]