Uncyclopedia talk:UnSignpost

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Un uncyclopedia reader digest. Finally!---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 10:14, 31 May 2008 (UTC)

Thanks Rataube! Are you signed up?   Le Cejak • <16:39, 31 May 2008>

Is this dead now, there hasn't been an issue since the 11th. --Mnbvcxz (Annoy) 02:57, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

I'm not really about at the moment, and definitely don't have time to do issues. I did ask Gerrycheevers to step back into the ed's chair for an ish or two, and he seemed game, but hasn't been about much since then, so I guess he's too busy too. Someone else can always step in and produce one if they want, all the tools are there, and I can provide assistance if required whenever I wander by, but the next full UU-produced issue is likely to be next year now. However, the Signpost WILL return, as will I! --UU - natter 08:17, Dec 29

But will Cajek return? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:30, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

'The Wedding of Why do I need to provide this? and Lyrithya

See more details on Lyrithya's talk page

The Wedding of Why do I need to provide this? and Lyrithya

by Why???

Lyrithya, Lyrithya,
last night was so great,
twas a wonderful tryst,
so much more than a date.

My heart it is beating
so fast I could fly
like the squirrel 'round my neck
when it's flung to the sky.

The ring on your finger
is a sign of our love,
an eternal reminder
of our night in the mud.

As I look to the future
with all of my powers
I see us together
another four hours.

User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig15 20:00, April 1, 2011 (UTC)

Why Divorces Lyrithya After A Single Day of Marriage

Our wedding is over,
twas great while it latest,
now give me some booze
'cause I'm gonna get plastered.

User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig16 00:16, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Just $5.99 a month

I added something that tricks people into thinking that they have to pay for the subscription but it's scratched out using <s> tags. It's supposed to be a joke. --alkies 23:30, April 6, 2012 (UTC)

This is a coup, bitches

All of your readers are belong to us is now belong to us. ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} EMC ^[TALK]

Someone removed the two links to my userpage. : ( —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:54, 1 June 2012

Draft story - L10nM4st3r abandons us just to make a new account!

After causing an extreme commotion on MrX's talk page, L10nM4st3r left us with the excuse "Goddammit!!! I forgot my bloody password!" and came back soon after, with a 110% different username.

L10nM4st3r (2) is now in the process of nagging cassie and kippy for his username back. Despite the fact that obvious check-users state that L10nM4st3r's account is "perfectly fine", and is not compromised. It must mean the new lion is an imposter!

Also note the cause. Remember guys, do not show an idiocity of 1999999.5. Basicaly, the stupid lion blocked himself from viewing uncy by moving the main body content a crazy amount, with the edit summary "what does this do?". This goes to show just how careful he is with custom css.

During the permament, scarry aftermath, Crocotta1 thought lionmaster made her a new account when he called her "Crocotta2". It is clear that this lion is extremely clumsy today. But as with everything, clumsiness wares off. Eventually. If the victim survives it anyway. L10nM4st3r (2) (talk) 21:49, 17 October 2022 (UTC)

this is sockpuppeting, and it’s a bannable offence. Why did you make me another acc too?—Crocotta1 21:55, 17 October 2022 (UTC)

@Crocotta1: I made a sock as my password broke. That's the serious answer. L10nM4st3r (2) (talk) 21:57, 17 October 2022 (UTC)

@Crocotta1: L10nM4st3r (2) (talk) L10nM4st3r (2) (talk) 22:25, 17 October 2022 (UTC)

@ARandomPage: feel free to do as you please with this story. I'm out of ideas. L10nM4st3r (2) (talk) 22:34, 17 October 2022 (UTC)

Request to be an UnSignpost editor

Since UnSignpost is inactive now, can I become an editor for it and revitalize it?  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 21:26, 10 October 2024 (UTC)

Nobody is going to reply. You might as well just do it. Just rememebr to actually deliver it to my talk page this time.. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 15:40, 17 October 2024 (UTC)

oh boy it's a topic that's the same as the last topic

can I have my own section on the unsignpost where I just make up gossip. think about it. "deemox's gossip corner" "Fish on skates spotted doing laundry. Does this mean she's getting married??" "L10nM4st3r spotted going for a walk." would be funny, as it's a parody of those shitty paparazzi articles. Deemox (talk) 16:38, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

It's been done. TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 17:08, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

thank you father. I will send in my hot goss by the end of the day into the press room.Deemox (talk) 18:45, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

or where do I even put it, the press room hasn't been touched in over a decade.Deemox (talk) 18:47, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

it's in the USP itself. hold on a sec TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 18:52, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

jeez I just clicked on the user page for Why! and I it led me to the fucking list of uncyclopedia criminals? I didn't even know that existed. Deemox (talk) 18:57, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

no way kakun used to be on there --Dame Fish on skates CUN 19:59, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

fenris2010 was on there. what a goober. Deemox (talk) 20:07, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

welp, since I cant figure where I'm supposed to put it, I'm just going to write it here.

Deemox's gossip corner

welcome to the brand new unsignpost section, deemox's gossip corner, where we share the very true gossip I hear 

• Turb0-Sunrise spotted doing laundry, could this mean he's finally landed a date?
• Fish on skates was seen in a coffee shop in cancoon. Waiting on a date perhaps? could it be Turb0? Is there actually a romance between the two?
• Alula was seen outside. does this mean she's quitting uncyclopedia forever?????
• MrX was recently spotted grocery shopping buying, get this, oranges! who buys oranges? this must mean he has scurvy.
• Fenris2010 was (not) spotted in the dark, as grues usually are.
• L10nM4st3r posted on face book that he is "on a walk" what could it mean?

I just want to double check, I can make up random vaguely offensive bullshit about you guys right? – Preceding unsigned comment added by deemox (talk • contribs)

yeah, as long as I'm not involved in sex --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:15, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

ok was not going to do that that would be incredibly creepy.Deemox (talk) 20:17, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

also maybe it could just be called "gossip corner" in case you go inactive --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:19, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

nope it's my gossip corner if there's no Deemox there's no gossip corner.Deemox (talk) 20:20, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

I think that's enough gossip for the first issue.Deemox (talk) 20:26, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

whoever knows how to do could you add me in the contributors as "Gossip monger"? thanks.Deemox (talk) 20:27, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

@Deemox: You didn't capitalise "mrX". Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 20:28, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

done. Deemox (talk) 20:31, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

Weekly or biweekly?

Moved here from LPTEW

opinion: i think the unsignpost should be biweekly instead of weekly 00:04, 22 February 2026 (UTC) twice a week or once every two weeks? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:06, 22 February 2026 (UTC) once every two weeks 00:07, 22 February 2026 (UTC) too much stuff happens --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:11, 22 February 2026 (UTC) no. nothing ever happens. also you can have more than one story per unsignpost delivery lol 00:15, 22 February 2026 (UTC) @Turb0-Sunrise: what do you think? do enough things happen? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:24, 22 February 2026 (UTC) keep it the way it is. it's a perfect system TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 00:42, 22 February 2026 (UTC) see, the problem here is that i disagree. quite heavily, in fact. doing weekly unsignposts has always seemed like a strange choice to me, given that very little unique stuff actually happens on here from a week-to-week basis. not as if the unsignpost in its current state doesn't have lots of other issues in its current state, but this in particular is just a baffling choice to me 00:57, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

honestly, I'd have to agree with Alula here. I've delivered USPs with only like two topics, and her solution seems like a good idea. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:06, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

Idea: dynamic delivery. basically, if there's less than say, three stories, it gets sent out the next week. if there's more, do iy weekly. TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 01:13, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

no, that just incentivices the creation of short filler stories (which is one of the other issues i have with the current version of the unsignpost, but we can discuss that sometime later) 01:31, 22 February 2026 (UTC)