User:Happytimes/Zzz/2010Q2

Hey there

Some stuff... just following orders :) A 03:48, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

“ I fully accept and endorse your application for n00b adoption. ”

 ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  02 Apr 2010 ~ 05:11 (UTC)

So then

I guess you would be one to participate in this thing here. In fact go straight to this if you don't need a lengthy exlpanation. -- Style  Guide 15:07, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

Nintendo

sooooo, just out of curiosity, what exactly were the minor things you wanted changed in Nintendo in order to make it more suitable for the front page? --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 03:09 EST 2 April, 2010

Dunno so much. Copy editing and clean up I guess. Want me to tak a crack at it?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  02 Apr 2010 ~ 23:21 (UTC)

YES PLEESE —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:11, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

(I think you mispelt yes.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  03 Apr 2010 ~ 00:14 (UTC)

Whops, didnt cach tht/ thx Pellergoneum

Per the pee review I think the "someone has to come along at the end and make sure all the parts fit together and sound as if they were written by one person" was what was bothering me the most...  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  07 Apr 2010 ~ 07:31 (UTC)

Project

Give this woman a warm home and she'll bring you hours of fun. Thanks for your vote at Sideboob, appreciated. Al sans chains

No problem whatsoever, about SoS. It's a permanent project anyway, I'm just glad you're interested in it. If you could drag some others with you it would be even better since there certainly will be enough to write. Also, a chatroom conference might be a good idea at some point when you get some time. Ideas might pop up, general or particular ones. -- Style  Guide 05:08, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Sounds good to me although I still don't think I 'get' the whole concept. I'll put some brain cells on it in a couple of weeks for sure.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  11 Apr 2010 ~ 23:08 (UTC)

I think you do get it: it's pretty much the same idea this whole site should revolve around. I just added the concept of a "client" after reading Thinker, faker, spinner, spy, an excellent study of corporate and political spin. I thought the client might work as an extra inspiration for articles since it gives a "reason" to write towards a certain direction: the direction that supports your client's views. I has worked for me in the case of the Bunny- and Edison-serials so far. Of course the whole idea gives out just certain type of absurd serials - but inside of those, there is a lot of room for variation. If you have a look at the finished articles in the said serials you will see that already. -- Style  Guide 05:02, April 12, 2010 (UTC)

VFH Viking

Tesla's guitar thanks you for letting it play on the front page. We danced all night! Thanks, Al en chain 19:16 21 4

You still planning on putting the Viking page up for VFH? --Wilytank 16:20, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

You know I haven't touched it for awhile and I won't get back to it until next week... if you can wait that long I'll work on it and get back to you.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  17 Apr 2010 ~ 23:36 (UTC)

Thanks!

'FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN'

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

I, like, appreciate your support, or something.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:12, April 22, 2010 (UTC)

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You are welcome. I really enjoyed it very much.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  23 Apr 2010 ~ 03:14 (UTC)

Vote now for Colonisation

Hello ladies, gentlemen, and other,

As you may be aware we have now reached the point where April's Colonisation, Discordianism, has been successfully moved to mainspace, and we are currently voting on our colonisation for May.

As I have been press-ganged encouraged strongly to take the reigns of IC, I'm sending this out to remind all current and previous members of IC to vote on next months colonisation. Voting is taking place here as we speak. As of 1st of May I will be announcing the page that will get our tender mercies, so I encourage you to vote - or nominate - now.

Good luck, and may the farce be with you!

Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 03:35, Apr 27 2010 UTC

Addendum

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Discordianism has been added to VFH. Go, read, enjoy, vote. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 09:45, Apr 28 2010 UTC

Thanks for your support

User:Miley Spears/Vote Bruce Wayne Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 09:51, Apr 28 2010 UTC

April Upsilon Sigma Sigma collaboration

ΥΣΣ Collaboration: Tim Burton

This person was a principal contributor to the April, 2010 ΥΣΣ Collaboration, helping Upsilon Sigma Sigma create Top 50 Requested content.

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Thanks for all the hard work last month! -- Sir SF13 (Talk) GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 22:05 EST 1 May, 2010

Thanks!

'FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN'

Thank you for supporting my recent UOTM campaign.

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:22, May 3, 2010 (UTC)

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Mecca Vice will skip your home

"Much thanks for your help in making it better!"

--Funnybony    07:16, May 3

Thanks!

Striker2117 and Al Gore thank you for your vote! Without you, their theorem could not have been featured.

--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 00:16, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

Calling all Uncyclopedia Federal Officer

Operations of the U.F.B.I. will once again be working. There shall be changes to some of the things we do (which I'm do not know at the moment) and if anybody wants to add something can talk to meabout it over a nice cup of coffee. In recent times, U.F.B.I. successfully terminated two articles of complete filth, so our progress is going great. Also, put down what ou want to specialize in the group. That is all.--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 21:19, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

I have a concern...

This article, Triple anus,this user, Special:Contributions/Mr.cheesio might have been planning to upload Pornographic, shock, and gore images onto Triple anus. I AM NOT helping that user. I am trying stop him or her from violating our policies. Please help me! That would be great. Thanks. DJ Mixerr 02:35, May 5, 2010 (UTC)User:DJ Mixerr/sig

Just revert him by using this key phrase: "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL MOTHERFUCKER!"  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  05 May 2010 ~ 02:36 (UTC)

Seriously though, this is a prime candidate for vote for quick deletion (QuickVFD or UN:QVFD) if I ever saw one. Just drop on by and add it to the page.... the "admins" will take care of the rest.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  05 May 2010 ~ 02:39 (UTC)

YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL MOTHERFUCKER!

Hey, greaaaatttttt pic on YMSCIHMF! Feature! I added some categories earlier today, you may have more in mind. Nice work. Al sans chains 1:27 6 5 MMX

Lol! Oh and: YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL MOTHERFUCKER!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  07 May 2010 ~ 01:24 (UTC)

The way my mom can suck a cock those devils are having themselves a greaaaatttt time right about now. Al sans chains 7 5 MMX

References & Stuff From Above

Upsilon Sigma Sigma need you!

Dear brother of our proud fraternity, we need your vote for Nintendo for April's top 3! It is imperative for the glory of the empire er, frat that we get our first collaboration into the top 3 so we can all jerk off celebrate together about our epic success at the next kegger! Please consider lending your support to your bros,

sincerely,

The Founder, aka That Asshole 20:40 EST 8th of May

I'm so happy to be wanted AT LAST!!!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  09 May 2010 ~ 00:42 (UTC)

We finally took notice of you, but don't get your hopes up that this will be a regular thing :) --SF13 20:58

Um, now that my watchlist is harder to get to, where is the top three at?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  09 May 2010 ~ 03:13 (UTC)

You can get to it from VFH --SF13 23:32

or here's the direct link now that I think about it lol Uncyclopedia:Top10 10/Apr sf13 10:35 9 May

Oh I found it alright. Voted too. (See the edit history for the runners up.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  12 May 2010 ~ 02:21 (UTC)

P.S. did you ever see my plea for points It's on one of those talk pages somewhere.

You were joking?

I don't even know where - but I believe you were. -- Style  Guide 06:44, May 12, 2010 (UTC)

For serious? Oh yeah I said something (on some forum or talk page) somewhere like "STFU", or something (& at the same time posted on your page that I was just joking...) just in case you thought I was seriously yelling at you. I wasn't. Cheers!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  14 May 2010 ~ 04:06 (UTC)

If you have some free time

If you have some free time, can you proofread my article HowTo:Part the Red Sea? Hiatus Hernia did a quick look over it, but didn't have time to finish. It's cool if you can't, as I realize that you may be busy. --Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 04:18, May 14, 2010 (UTC)

I am busy! But I will look over it this weekend whilst on vacation.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  14 May 2010 ~ 04:29 (UTC)

Man I suck... sorry for the delay...  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  20 May 2010 ~ 03:11 (UTC)

Done! (Had a far too busy weekend.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  20 May 2010 ~ 06:08 (UTC)

Ah. . .

You will recognize your language when you take a look at this, and then maybe jump over to Mordillo's talk page, at or near the bottom. Al sans chains 16:21 19 5 MMX

The Lord of the DANCE!

I may just have to change my userpage now. Thanks! (The lord doth work in mysterious ways... where would you like your temple?)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  20 May 2010 ~ 01:08 (UTC)

"Parting is such sweet sorrow." said the Red Sea.

Striker2117 and Black Moses thank you for your vote! Without you, the Red Sea Parting Method could not have been featured.

And thank you for the proofreading, you never know what horible gramatical mis takes i mihgt maek.--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 02:38, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

You are most assuredly welcome!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  27 May 2010 ~ 00:06 (UTC)

PLS Judging

I'm sending you this because you signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of doing so, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go then here are the instructions:

First, read all of the articles and look at all of the images submitted. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). You, as the judges, have the sole authority to pick losers, winners, and disqualify entries, so please read the PLS rules carefully before judging.

Post your top 5 entries here for all categories except the Best T-shirt Design. For the Best T-shirt Design category just say which ones should be t-shirts and which ones should not be t-shirts.

Hit me up on my talk page if you have any questions and thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise! --EMC ^[TALK] 12:57 May 24 2010

A cognizant is the bit of dust that gums-up the little cog-like depression inset along the innards of a self-winding wrist watch yes? (I best be get to readin' now!)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  27 May 2010 ~ 00:13 (UTC)

Goth (game)

Hello,

I'm the translator of Goth (game) but my english is not so good. Is there anybody to proofread please? I have several questions in the talk page.

Thanks. Ftiercel 09:32, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

Hi! I will look at it soon. I will try to help.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  01 Jun 2010 ~ 05:33 (UTC)

DAMN YOU

This thread went unedited for nearly a month and almost died away quietly...but you brought it back up to the surface, where the mad frenzy of editing will continue! A thousand curses upon you, Happytimes! A THOUSAND I SAY!! —Pelozurian (talk) 20:40, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

Aw shucks!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  01 Jun 2010 ~ 05:33 (UTC)

UnNews creation page/pages

Hey - you mentioned something a while ago about setting up a creation flow that would add a number of different categories into an UnNews article as part of the creation of it. Have you got a plan of what you are thinking of doing at all? Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 00:08, Jun 2 2010 UTC

Very yes. However I've been pretty busy in real life and lately have just been logging in to escape from it. After PLS and this Talk:Goth_(game) I'll be back to it. Did you have any suggestions?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  02 Jun 2010 ~ 03:02 (UTC)

Yes and no. I've thought of a few ways to be able to create a page that allows you to choose different options and stuff, but I'm not sure exactly what you have in mind. I'm actually thinking about the way we categorise at the moment in general and trying to work out a better way of doing it, but haven't had the opportunity to put it into practise yet. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 03:20, Jun 2 2010 UTC

Yeah that's what I was doing (here)... I think we can take a user though auto-adding general categories (region, main sections, etc.) but I think it's really on the user to be super specific once the general categories are done. I was going to do that by providing training as they clicked through the options (by bringing in {{instructional text boxes}}).  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  02 Jun 2010 ~ 04:30 (UTC)

Are You still adopting noobs?

Are You still adopting noobs? i just joined.... help From NintenFan 1

“ I fully accept and endorse your application for n00b adoption. ”

 ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  02 Apr 2010 ~ 05:11 (UTC)

PLS judging

Yeah. What of it? Have you done it? --EMC ^[TALK] 05:52 Jun 7 2010

I've figured out the order of who i think did best... working on the reviews.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  08 Jun 2010 ~ 06:07 (UTC)

Promotion to Commodore

Commodore of Imperial Colonization
This loyal subject colonizes savage lands for the Glory of the Empire and is recognized as Commodore of Her Majesty's Imperial Navy.

Whereas you have helped with five (5) Imperial Colonizations that successfully subdued the wild natives, therefore be your elevation proclaimed. Do we not live in Happytimes? To the Glory of Her Majesty! User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 19:09, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Huzzaha's all around!!!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  10 Jun 2010 ~ 01:20 (UTC)

From Be-my talk page(m)

Whatever you feel fit. I was actually thinking something about three or four paragraphs long on a single question, or something like that. Have a look at something like a Dolly talk or letter's to Cleo type of thing. I don't really know as I've only ever done this faux advice column a couple of times myself, and that was when I was in secondary school. Just to give you an idea of the time frame, we didn't have whiteboards, but we also didn't have inkwells. Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 06:15, Jun 10 2010 UTC

When do I start?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  10 Jun 2010 ~ 06:39 (UTC)

I'm going to be working on something as soon as I have a little more access - I'll let you know. Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 07:05, Jun 10 2010 UTC

Awesome.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  12 Jun 2010 ~ 02:34 (UTC)

Access is mine. Can you have something done in the next 24 hours? Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 03:50, Jun 17 2010 UTC

Um... what would you like in the next 1:45 before the deadline?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  18 Jun 2010 ~ 02:05 (UTC)

Sir?!? Excuse me sir???

Are you enjoying the flight? Can I get you anything? Fluff your pillow? Cook your taco? Adjust your seating, airflow, overhead light or oxygen? Ok then, I salute you!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  12 Jun 2010 ~ 05:08 (UTC)

Si! La Taco page is off and farting running! Aleister 18:19 12 6 MMX

Since you stuck up for it...

I'm plopping this piece of dreck in your user space. Minimalism is OK, but it needs to be well-executed, and this is just... well, stupid; watch for my upcoming article, UnNews:Revolutionary one act play opens today for my latest take on minimalism. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 21:28, June 12, 2010 (UTC)

You randomised my day!

I copied the piece under SoS. It will be the fucking flagship of the office, and at the end of the day, everyone will bow deep before our obvious superiority at writing comedy out of NOTHING! You write, I draw (I might also write a bit on the side). Deal? -- Style  Guide 14:41, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

Get one other person involved and we have a deal! (Maybe Paizuri or HELPME, they seem to have lots of free time with nothing constructive to do.) ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  19 Jun 2010 ~ 16:51 (UTC)

Trying to. Most often people think of what is wrong with a project rather than seeing its possibilities - but RandomMan is so made of win that even Jehovah himself would participate. Don't stone me for that, I have been stoned several times. -- Style  Guide 20:17, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

Danke

Thanks for reading and commenting on my VFH article, HowTo:Be Reverend Zim ulator. I am so pleased that you found it hilarious. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:16, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

You are welcome. I can only hope to be able to zim_ulate one day by following your brilliantly outlined guide.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  23 Jun 2010 ~ 00:50 (UTC)

Wow, you are twisted... respect... Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:51, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

Dancin'

I can't take all the credit. Can I?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Jun 2010 ~ 00:37 (UTC)

Yes, yes you can. Aleister 1:56 24 6 MMX

Let me talk to my accountant first then; I'm not sure how this will effect my credit report.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Jun 2010 ~ 02:02 (UTC)