User:EricIsOnFire/Featured articles n shit

2005[edit | edit source]

Name of Article	Date
George W. Bush (featured)	April 2nd, 2005
Scotland	April 4th, 2005
Senator	April 5th, 2005
Robot	April 7th, 2005
Air Guitar	April 8th, 2005
IKEA	April 10th, 2005
Livejournal	April 11th, 2005
MC Hammer	April 14th, 2005
God	April 18th, 2005
Pong! the Movie	April 20th, 2005
National Try To Assassinate The President Day	April 22nd, 2005
Vitamin	April 24th, 2005
Japan	April 25th, 2005
Lies	April 26th, 2005
Doctor Who	April 29th, 2005

Name of article	Date
St. Peter's Basilica	May 2nd, 2005
Table of Contents	May 5th, 2005
Kitten hurling battle	May 8th, 2005
Nostradamus	May 10th, 2005
Teletubbies	May 12th, 2005
Phonics	May 16th, 2005
English-American Dictionary	May 19th, 2005
Axis of Evil Hot Dog Eating Competition	May 22nd, 2005
Bon-bons	May 25th, 2005
The Oldest Trick in the Book	May 27th, 2005

Name of article	Date
Idiotic Table of Elements	June 2nd, 2005
KITTENHOEFFER magazine stand	June 4th, 2005
Open-Heart Surgery for Dummies	June 6th, 2005
You have two cows	June 9th, 2005
Game:Zork	June 11th, 2005
Cowation	June 14th, 2005
Anonymous	June 17th, 2005
Lord Byron	June 20th, 2005
Aesop's Fables	June 24th, 2005
Romania	June 27th, 2005
Greatest Inventions	June 30th, 2005

Name of article	Date
Kitten Huffing	August 2nd, 2005
Fanfiction.net	August 5th, 2005
War on Terra	August 8th, 2005
Stereotype Reassignment Surgery	August 11th, 2005
Raccoon Tail v. Super Mario Cape	August 14th, 2005
The Flintstones	August 17th, 2005
Terri Schiavo	August 20th, 2005
Estonia	August 23rd, 2005
Flying Spaghetti Monster	August 26th, 2005
List of weapons that don't exist, but should	August 31st, 2005

Name of article	Date
Missing milk	October 2nd, 2005
Dake-Bonoism	October 5th, 2005
Orange construction barrels	October 7th, 2005
Bloodbath	October 9th, 2005
Redundancy	October 11th, 2005
Zombies	October 13th, 2005
Crimes inspired by video games	October 15th, 2005
Newmath	October 17th, 2005
Bar Mitzvah	October 19th, 2005
AAAAAAAAA!	October 21st, 2005
Peer	October 23rd, 2005
The GI Joe-Transformers War	October 25th, 2005
Styrofoam	October 27th, 2005
-- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. .	October 29th, 2005
Alternate Universes I Seriously Hope Do Not Actually Exist	October 31st, 2005

Name of article	Date
Much Ado About Yokels	November 2nd, 2005
Founding Fathers	November 4th, 2005
British film industry	November 6th, 2005
Philip Glass	November 9th, 2005
Air	November 10th, 2005
Gibberish	November 13th, 2005
The Most Quotable Smackdown of All Time	November 15th, 2005
Uncyclopedia Brown	November 17th, 2005
Niggers	November 19th, 2005
Keira Knightley In A White Corset And Kate Beckinsale In A Black One	November 22nd, 2005
Fecal E. Coli	November 23rd, 2005
J.D. Salinger	November 26th, 2005
Afghanistan	November 28th, 2005
Barrel Clown	November 30th, 2005

Name of article	Date
Euroipods	December 1st, 2005
German grammar	December 3rd, 2005
Emoticonics	December 5th, 2005
Attack of the 500 foot Jesus	December 7th, 2005
Red Shirts	December 10th, 2005
IPod yocto	December 12th, 2005
Poop Cuisine	December 14th, 2005
Poland	December 16th, 2005
George Bailey	December 17th, 2005
UnNews:New "voice chat" feature proposed for mobile phones	December 19th, 2005
John Seigenthaler Sr.	December 21st, 2005
North Korea	December 24th, 2005
UnPoetia:The Night After Christmas	December 26th, 2005
I Fucking Hate the Bermuda Triangle	December 28th, 2005
The artist formerly known as God	December 30th, 2005

Title of article	Date
Alternative medicine	January 1st, 2006
Nike Revolution of 2006	January 3rd, 2006
Nobody cares	January 6th, 2006
Alliteration	January 8th, 2006
Finding Your Inner Sock Puppet	January 9th, 2006
Gerrymander (politics)	January 12th, 2006
Gratuitous Anime Panty Shot	January 14th, 2006
No More Room In Hell Act	January 16th, 2006
I Can't Believe it's Not Murder	January 19th, 2006
Worst 100 Ways to Deliver Bad News	January 21st, 2006
Old Tech	January 23rd, 2006
Man uncyclopedia	January 24th, 2006
Manhattan Engineering District	January 26th, 2006
The Keep Your Finger In The Box Game	January 30th, 2006

Name of article	Date
External combustion engine	February 1st, 2006
Moon hoax	February 3rd, 2006
VCR Manual	February 5th, 2006
Rocky Mountain Oysters	February 7th, 2006
Grand Conspiracy	February 9th, 2006
Richard M. Stallman	February 11th, 2006
Zen	February 13th, 2006
Loneliness	February 14th, 2006
Midget cockpunching terrorists	February 16th, 2006
Neuroipods	February 18th, 2006
Toilet Door Communication	February 19th, 2006
World War I	February 22nd, 2006
Torture	February 23rd, 2006
OCD	February 26th, 2006
Unquotable:Cthulhu	February 28th, 2006

Name of article	Date
Sexual innuendo	March 1st, 2006
Don't be stupid	March 3rd, 2006
Writer's block	March 3rd, 2006
Humility	March 8th, 2006
Home Haggis Maker	March 19th, 2006
UnNews:Osama bin Laden awarded star on the Walk of Fame	March 21st, 2006
Westboro Baptist Church	March 24th, 2006
Murphy's law application for antigravitatory cats	March 26th, 2006
Bear	March 28th, 2006
Vladimir Nabokov	March 30th, 2006

Name of article	Date
Cabbage	July 23rd, 2012

Name of article	Date
Monopoly (game)	January 1st, 2013
Claudette Colvin	January 2nd, 2013
HowTo:Beet off	January 5th, 2013
Hannibal Lecter	January 7th, 2013
Grand Rapids, Michigan	January 8th, 2013
HowTo:Insulate your loft	January 9th, 2013
UnScripts:The United States Government Just Doesn't Give a Fuck	January 10th, 2013
UnNews:Uncyclopedia moves to UPN	January 11th, 2013
Symphony in Z Minor	January 13th, 2013
History of Great Britain	January 15th, 2013
I want a cookie	January 17th, 2013
UnNews:What happened to Italian cocks?	January 21st, 2013
UnNews:NONSENSE WATERMELON CATASTROPHE	January 23rd, 2013