Uncyclopedia:VFS

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New ops for February

Score: 3

• With an inevitable traffic surge, and a new site and blah blah blah. Indeed. Plus, who the heck is doing the daily VFH? Not Romartus. And RAHB is getting tired of doing it day after day XD. But seriously, if any month is good, FEBRUARY is the month to get new ops!.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 01:49, 1 February 2013 (UTC)
•  For. I'm in favor of getting new ops. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 02:18, 1 February 2013 (UTC)
•  For. I'm in favor of receiving ops. — SG1 ^{[citation needed]} 02:20, 1 February 2013 (UTC)
• yeah. --ShabiDOO 02:22, 1 February 2013 (UTC)
•  For. --EMC ^[TALK] 02:38 Feb 1 2013
•  Limp boner. BizzeBeever just became an op, and the users working on the server are also here. We recently got back a few old ops, things are running pretty smoothly, I think. And I don't mind doing VFH features. -RAHB 02:39, 1 February 2013 (UTC)

Yes, but BB will have limited connection for the next few months, if I can recall.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 02:52, 1 February 2013 (UTC)

•  For - Because you can never have too many garbage picker-uppers. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 03:41, Feb. 1, 2013
•  Against. We just got BB yo ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:11, 1 February 2013 (UTC)

Again, he told me he has limited connection to the internet, for maybe more than a few months.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 04:14, 1 February 2013 (UTC)

• Abstain (half-chub?) because I don't have enough time around to know what the need is, but I want to mention that I'm back for the foreseeable future, if that means anything to anyone. Also, I'm loving the new surge of traffic optimism, PW.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 04:40, 1 February 2013 (UTC)

You'll always be number three in my heart. I forgot who the first two were but they were probably not real people anyway. -RAHB 04:55, 1 February 2013 (UTC)

•  For.. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 13:06, 1 February, 2013 (UTC)
•  Against. Seems like the current ops don't think more are needed. They might know best. Ajraddatz (Talk) 13:30, 1 February 2013 (UTC)
• Against Unless it's Aimsplode. mAttlobster. (hello) 14:49, 1 February 2013 (UTC)
• ok sure. —  (talk) (contributions) Feb 1 2013 16:30.
• Abstain. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:35, 1 February 2013
• NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN! Not right now Madclaw @ ^talk 17:38, 1 February 2013 (UTC)