Uncyclopedia:VFH/Present

Article: Present	Score: 1
Nominated by:	Reality2 (talk) 01:35, November 5, 2012 (UTC)
For: 3	For. General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 22:10, November 5, 2012 (UTC) For. If I vote for this in the present, do I get a present or is the present the ability to be present in the present? Prätt Körp (talk) 09:08, November 6, 2012 (UTC) For. A vote can be a present in the present as I am writing this currently which, it shall no longer be the present of the present. POP!GoesTheWeasel 16:12, November 9, 2012 (UTC)
Against: 2	Against. As Spike says. One joke, and not an arresting one. ~Leverage 23:30, November 8, 2012 (UTC) No. Just no. This is so dumb, it should be VFD'd, not VFH'd. ^{←HGA→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)}_{21:41 11 November 2012} 21:41, November 11, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	Playful, but sort of beats its single pun into the ground. Snippy tagged this a Dead End for its lack of links. And is it not possible to fix the typos before nominating? Spıke ¬ 12:28 6-Nov-12 I'm sorry but my first language isn't English, so there may be some grammar faults and I do not know anyone to help correcting them, and I just registered here on the English Uncyclopedia, I never add links to my Dutch articles but if that's casual in the English ones I could do so too.Reality2 (talk) 21:33, November 6, 2012 (UTC) Fixed the lack of links. I also fixed up some spelling errors. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:50, November 6, 2012 (UTC) I am grateful that you did so. The article, meanwhile, still beats its single pun into the ground. Spıke ¬ 23:41 12-Nov-12