User talk:Reality2

Welcome!

Hello, Reality2, and thanks for joining Uncyclopedia! Before editing further, please take a gander at our Beginner's Guide. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, check out the following pages:

• About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
• Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue

Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page, ask at the community forum or in the chatroom, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, our Adopt-a-Noob program can bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian!  Sir Sinner^Sandbox (¿?) 14:51, October 28, 2012 (UTC)

I saw you were looking for someone to proofread

/Correct grammar, etc. I would be your man. As a Grammar Nazi, I can assure you the utmost correctness in all regards of proper English. Deal? ^{←HGA→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} _{21:38 11 November 2012}

That's alright, as you read my first language isn't English so that would be great. You can start with the articles which I have uploaded, there are 4 of them, of which 'Present' is already proofread, maybe you can proofread 'Quiz', 'Istockphoto' or 'Zizek'. Thanks in regard. :) Reality2 (talk) 21:48, November 12, 2012 (UTC)