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Article: HowTo:Be A King

Score: 13.5

Nominated by: —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:38, 19 January 2010
For: 13.5
  1. Nom+For. A royally enjoyable article. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:38, 19 January 2010
  2. Half Self For. Sog1970's got the other half. • FreddIs Great In Bedd • 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png • 18px-Foxicon.png • 13:47 • Tuesday,
  3. For It was fun to work on with Fredd and I still like it. --Sog1970 13:55, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
  4. For ~Jewriken.GIF 14:00, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Ankh smite.png Again - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 15:31,19January,2010
  6. Verily! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 16:45, Jan
  7. Mutton Leg Won't be up long, straight to main with ye. A loyal subject Septhembereth 5, 1405
  8. Go bro --I'mthedaddy 21:38, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Awesome --Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 23:08, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
  10. For. Ay, tis a most excellent article....forsooth. ChiefjusticeDS 23:13, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote.svg Fore – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 09:16, Jan. 20, 2010
  12. UnFor. Per the mass consensus. And the lols. --Matfen 22:24, January 20, 2010 (UTC)
  13. For. 207.211.82.32 22:55, January 20, 2010 (UTC)
  14. Ankh smite.png FUCK YES As the Former King of Polish Uncyclopedia Empire I agree on feturing this worthy Guide! Said the Former King Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj • KUN 11:15, January 21, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 0
  1. Against. The use of fake flowery language gets in the way of this article's humour in my view. Also use of random 20th century swear words also doesn't help. Sorry. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:42, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Necropaxx's pee here
  • To be fair " Shit' is likely derived from Old English, having the nouns scite (dung) and scitte (diarrhoea), and the verb sc+tan (to defecate); eventually it morphed into Middle English sch+tte (excrement), schyt (diarrhoea) and shiten (to defecate), and it is virtually certain that it was used in some form by preliterate Germanic tribes at the time of the Roman Empire. The word may be further traced to Proto-Germanic skit-, and ultimately to Proto-Indo-European skheid " - which isn't very interesting but let me use the word shit in many places in one sentence and also isn't 20th century --I'mthedaddy 21:38, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
  • OK. The fake language has been genuinised by an expert and the random swear words have been replaced. Now, nothing is standing in the way of the article's humour. • FreddIs Great In Bedd • 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png • 18px-Foxicon.png • 22:09 • Tuesday, 19-01-2010
  • Abstain. I am still not convinced it is a feature but the changes done have persuaded me to switch to an abstain now. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:51, January 20, 2010 (UTC)

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