Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive61

Pantomime

Keep	Weak keep. There's a lot of good potential there. Everyone who's ever seen a panto as a kid should relate to this. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 12:56, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Not overly offensive. Needs expanding though. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 12:59, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Keep and rewrite. Hold your pantomime horses. ----OEJ 16:25, 8 April 2007 (UTC) (Did a liddle rerite and added pichoor.) ----OEJ 17:05, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Keep - I don't understand entirely, but if it could be expanded so Americans can understand it, then thats good. Capercorn 22:03, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	2005cruft --» >UF|TLK|▋» 17:11, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. So it is. --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 17:28, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Oh no it isn't! -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:25, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Short and boring Randomator 14:34, 8 April 2007 (UTC) 'Delete Any article here has gone too far - nice to use copy/paste for a while Guutog 15:59, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Kept —Braydie 21:20, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

The Hills of Home

Keep
Delete	I created this page and would like to have it deleted. I fully realize my mistake; it is purely a vanity page. Delete. I was unable to get any jokes, and the author probably has given a good reason for this. It's good to recognize a mistake.----OEJ 14:23, 10 April 2007 (UTC) Delete - The easiest way to get one of your own articles deleted is to blank it. You won't get banned for it. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:16, 10 April 2007 (UTC) Delete per author. But self-blanking's not really the best way as some people just revert any blanking they come across. Try blanking and listing on QVFD with a note "author requesting deletion". -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:43, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Fast track delete —Braydie 21:20, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Hannah Montana

Keep
Delete	Delete. "Her shirt once exploded after the bomb hiding in there detonated. Normally, this would embarace a Girl, but in this case, there was nothing to see." This article is an embaracement. ----OEJ 21:51, 9 April 2007 (UTC) Huff - This is krap... Capercorn 22:21, 9 April 2007 (UTC) Delete - I wonder if that word is supposed to be embarrass or embrace... Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:21, 10 April 2007 (UTC) Huff. Horrible. —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 10/04 09:13
Comments	Gone. -- The Zombiebaron 14:28, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Live forever

Keep	Definite Keep, spoof of convolued Time-Travel paradoxeses. Mr. Briggs Inc. 20:56, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Eh? Keep--Abc 12:01, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Keep Well, it made me smile. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 12:51, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Keep Definately Randomator 14:44, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Keep and Expand - Too bad the physics of that are all wrong... Capercorn 21:47, 8 April 2007 (UTC) It's not great, but it's not crap. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:14, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Old, unfunny crap. --General Insineratehymn 20:32, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete See above reason. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:01, 8 April 2007 (UTC) 'Delete Any article here has gone too far - nice to use copy/paste for a while Guutog 15:59, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Comment - In case anyone cared, I moved the page, and fixed the link. Capercorn 22:28, 9 April 2007 (UTC) Also Comment. I especially like how you moved it from the wrong name, to another name, which is also wrong. I fix. Or I moved it to an even wronger name. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:02, 10 April 2007 (UTC) Kept, voting closed. -- The Zombiebaron 14:29, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Uttoxeter Heritage Centre

Keep	Keep Gentle parody of the kind of English Day Out we used to be subjected to when we were young. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:59, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Keep I haven't heard of it, but that doesn't make it vanity. Anyway, in this case, that doesn't matter.--Abc 12:18, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Keep. Never heard of, no idea if it even really exists, but the article is funny and that's what matters. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 12:39, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Keep - This is HUMOUR not nice old American HUMOR. It's supposed to be funny to British people. Capercorn 21:52, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Keep, as even an idiot American like me can laugh at it. goshzillacorrespondence 01:00, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Never heard of the place. --General Insineratehymn 19:31, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Codeone's mum has not heard of this place --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:01, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Delete - Who? --AAA! (AAAA) 02:13, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Delete too bizzare for uncyc Randomator 14:42, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:50, 8 April 2007 (UTC) 'Delete Any article here has gone too far - nice to use copy/paste for a while Guutog 15:59, 9 April 2007 (UTC) wtf --» >UF|TLK|▋» 19:07, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- The Zombiebaron 14:30, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

F.R. Leavis

Keep
Delete	Really old crap that was never deleted. --General Insineratehymn 23:54, 9 April 2007 (UTC) wtf --» >UF|TLK|▋» 00:42, 10 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:18, 10 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Nice premise, very weak follow-through. ----OEJ 14:15, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- The Zombiebaron 14:27, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Shao Kahn

Keep
Delete	Delete. "Kahn once lived in the pretty mounts of minnisota where he counted ducklings and giggled in frolick of the sun, He now lives in New Jersey." Bad. Very bad. ----OEJ 21:47, 9 April 2007 (UTC) you weak, pathetic article --» >UF|TLK|▋» 00:43, 10 April 2007 (UTC) Randumb nonsense. Delete. --General Insineratehymn 00:44, 10 April 2007 (UTC) Delete - This random piece of cumquat needs to be asploded to the the 890532758932th moon of Uranus 7.0 with a meatloaf bomb... Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:23, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- The Zombiebaron 14:24, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Demi

Keep
Delete	Huff - Short, unfunny shite. —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 9/04 19:19 written by a demi-brain --» >UF|TLK|▋» 00:43, 10 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:24, 10 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Randomator 09:11, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- The Zombiebaron 14:25, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Section C Subheading B-132

Keep	Weak Keep - Only because it's part of the beauracracy series. We should make a template table for that... --Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 18:51, 7 April 2007 (UTC) --~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 21:01, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Keep! as below. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:32, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Keep --Abc 12:06, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Keep - I smell a game about to come about "fun adventures" in government beauracracy. Capercorn 21:55, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Really old crap --General Insineratehymn 18:41, 7 April 2007 (UTC) 'Delete Any article here has gone too far - nice to use copy/paste for a while Guutog 15:59, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Kept —Braydie 19:35, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Obi Wank Enobi

Keep	The force is strong in this one maybe it should be tagged for a rewrite? --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 17:28, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Umm... keep. Just. The name isn't funny though and is holding it back. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:24, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Weak keep Has potential Randomator 14:32, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Keep - Call me a Star Wars geek, but I found that one funny. Capercorn 22:04, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	2005cruft --» >UF|TLK|▋» 17:10, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Come on people, this is shithouse. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:52, 8 April 2007 (UTC) 'Delete Any article here has gone too far - nice to use copy/paste for a while Guutog 15:59, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	you know, we should institute a rule on here that if an article is kept for rewriting that if it isn't rewritten that it should be huffed --» >UF|TLK|▋» 21:59, 7 April 2007 (UTC) If we rewrite-tag, it's an admin decision whether to huff after the 30-ish days anyway. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:24, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Kept —Braydie 19:35, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Form R-99FPO and all of its sub-pages

Keep	Weak Keep - same as above. --Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 18:51, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Choose your own adventure paper pushing style --~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 21:01, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Nooooo! I love these! Smile every time I pass over them in Short Pages! -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:32, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Move to Game: namespace and tag with an appropriate template to request attention. I think there's a "Tax Game" we might be able to connect this with. Pentium5dot1 01:41, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Keep--Abc 12:06, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Keep Randomator 14:39, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Keep - I like the Idea of a tax game. Capercorn 21:44, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Strong Keep —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 9/04 19:28
Delete	Delete Short, unfunny, older than the hills, and needs to be deleted. --General Insineratehymn 18:35, 7 April 2007 (UTC) 'Delete Any article here has gone too far - nice to use copy/paste for a while Guutog 15:59, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Kept —Braydie 19:35, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Triumverate

Keep	Weakest keep I can muster The first sentence is strangely hilarious, but the rest is a bit disappointing. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 12:10, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Keep - I'm a musician, and therefore found it funny, however the Biology template should be changed to a Jesus loves this article template. Capercorn 22:08, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete First of all, "triumvirate" is spelled wrong. Secondly...no. Just...no. --Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 06:01, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. The article ends up a failure: too random.----OEJ 12:31, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Randomator 14:01, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 16:17, 7 April 2007 (UTC) 'Delete Any article here has gone too far - nice to use copy/paste for a while Guutog 15:59, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted —Braydie 19:35, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

One Life To Live

Keep
Delete	2005cruft --» >UF|TLK|▋» 17:12, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 17:28, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Not true - you only live twice. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:27, 7 April 2007 (UTC) 'Delete Any article here has gone too far - nice to use copy/paste for a while Guutog 15:59, 9 April 2007 (UTC) Huff ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 11:33, 8 April 2007 (UTC) What the hell?- Delete PLEASE! Randomator 14:35, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Huff - Kill it now... Capercorn 22:00, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	the subject in question is an old soap opera TV show --» >UF|TLK|▋» 19:06, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Deleted —Braydie 19:35, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Parkerwock and Parkerwocky

Keep	Keep Parkerwocky and move it to UnPoetia. ----OEJ 23:43, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	more 2005cruft --» >UF|TLK|▋» 17:17, 7 April 2007 (UTC) See you in hell --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 17:28, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete And if it's not too bold of me, I've added in the associated poem, which makes even less than no sense without this page. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:35, 7 April 2007 (UTC) 'Delete Any article here has gone too far - nice to use copy/paste for a while Guutog 15:59, 9 April 2007 (UTC) Huff - This isn't a poetry/short article website. Capercorn 21:58, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Huff - WAY too short. —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 04/8 22:12 Delete Parkerwock. ----OEJ 23:43, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	See what OEJ said to see what I did. —Braydie 19:35, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

WHYY

Keep
Delete	"WHYY" does this article still exist? --General Insineratehymn 19:29, 7 April 2007 (UTC) kill --» >UF|TLK|▋» 19:35, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Deletee Hadd enoughh off thiss jokee noww. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:55, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Shoot with handgun -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 12:56, 8 April 2007 (UTC) WHYY keep it? When you can delete it Randomator 14:40, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Kill mercilessly ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 20:31, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Huff - I cannot stand radio jokes. Capercorn 21:54, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Short and bad. Also, bad and short. ----OEJ 23:37, 8 April 2007 (UTC) 'Delete Any article here has gone too far - nice to use copy/paste for a while Guutog 15:59, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted —Braydie 19:35, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Gary Palaroncini

Keep
Delete	Delete Old, unfunny crap. --General Insineratehymn 20:27, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete "This page was originally sporked from the Homestar Runner Wiki." Hmm... -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:00, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete See above reasons. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:01, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Randomator 14:43, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Huff - It needs to die. Capercorn 21:48, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Salvage the chords, though. ----OEJ 23:38, 8 April 2007 (UTC) 'Delete Any article here has gone too far - nice to use copy/paste for a while Guutog 15:59, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Bye Braydie - twas nice knowing the non-killed you.  :) -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:01, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Yes. Famine banned someone for it earlier. I'm adding it to the rules. Anyone against? No, ok. —Braydie 10:43, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Deleted —Braydie 19:35, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Extreme wet t-shirt lawn bowling

Keep
Delete	Delete Old, unfunny crap. --General Insineratehymn 20:35, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete See above reason. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:01, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Delete ???? Randomator 14:46, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:47, 8 April 2007 (UTC) how did this survive that long --» >UF|TLK|▋» 19:08, 8 April 2007 (UTC) 'Delete Any article here has gone too far - nice to use copy/paste for a while Guutog 15:59, 9 April 2007 (UTC) Huff 'Tis nought but crap. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 20:35, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Huff - This needs to be huffed right away... Capercorn 21:45, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Borophyll

Keep
Delete	Delete Old, unfunny crap. --General Insineratehymn 23:12, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete See above reason. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:01, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Delete See above above reáson ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 11:32, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Good idea, but too short. Merged only good bits into Boron. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 12:20, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Blow it up in a science lab Randomator 14:47, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Don't Huff, safely dispose - So does this stuff, make Explosions not happen?!?! Capercorn 21:42, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- The Zombiebaron 23:10, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

Numpad6

Keep	Keep It's not entirely crap. It satirises American politics, in case you didn't notice. Ethereal 09:39, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Keep It's part of the keyboard set of articles, which are better when taken as a whole. I've added the relevant template. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 11:01, 7 April 2007 (UTC) It just might need a bit of expansion, though. --~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 12:25, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Keep. Yes, it fits very well with the other numpad articles. About the same length, about the same tone. ----OEJ 12:33, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Keep. "Keyboard" articles are all short, nothing wrong with the length. And this one is just as funny as the others. Mr. Briggs Inc. 20:54, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Eh? Keep--Abc 12:07, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete How does this crap survive two years?! --Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 06:03, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Sorry but no Randomator 14:05, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete - maybe redirect to 6 (number), but no merge. Correction: See comment below. Pentium5dot1 01:22, 8 April 2007 (UTC) 'Delete Any article here has gone too far - nice to use copy/paste for a while Guutog 15:59, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	None of the numpad articles are very good. To maintain consistency while avoiding redlinks on the keyboard, should we mass-redirect all of them to the appropriate articles on numbers, or should we organize a merge/rewrite effort? Pentium5dot1 01:45, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Kept, voting closed. -- The Zombiebaron 06:27, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

Geocities

Keep	representative of most homepages --» >UF|TLK|▋» 07:25, 8 April 2007 (UTC) True about the cloning. But keep anyway. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 12:10, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Because. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 12:52, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Hmm. Not much going for it, but it sort of works. Surely there's room for it? RabbiTechno 14:39, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Keep - It could be funny, I say rewrite. Capercorn 21:41, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Keep and expand. --EMC [TALK] 23:45, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Disgusting, unfunny Mostly a carbon clone of Me. --» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 07:07, 8 April 2007 (UTC) Weak delete. It claims claimed to have been a featured article. It wasn't. It's lying. It shouldn't be allowed to get away with that. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 12:50, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Kept, voting closed. -- The Zombiebaron 23:09, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

American College of Sofia

Keep	Keep- I don't mind this article, but admittedly, it does need some work.Randomator 14:29, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete - The only thing that's retarded is this page. --AAA! (AAAA) 12:17, 6 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:21, 6 April 2007 (UTC) Huff - What AAA said ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 18:52, 6 April 2007 (UTC) schoolcruft --» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:03, 6 April 2007 (UTC) Fucking awful - Roman Dog Bird 03:53, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	I can't make up my mind. It stinks horribly of school-vanity. On the other hand, I bring to the Committee for VFD's attention Wikipedia has a reasonably developed article on the school; and it's not a highschool. We allow articles on other colleges. ----OEJ 12:20, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Yeah, but it's voted for deletion because it's crap, not vanity. --AAA! (AAAA) 12:25, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Deleted —Braydie 00:28, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

Love Hina

Keep	KEEP, acceptable article getting killed by anime h8ers. Mr. Briggs Inc. 20:28, 5 April 2007 (UTC) Eh? Comment I am not an anime hater, it's just that this article turbosucks. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 21:36, 5 April 2007 (UTC) Keep A much better concept that a lot of the anime articles (i.e. doesn't begin "Love Hina is the story of a prostitute called ??? and her man-bitch ???, who..."). Has some laughs in for us non-initiates too. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 21:40, 5 April 2007 (UTC) comment - yeah that is true, add some images and fix it up --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:02, 7 April 2007 (UTC) keep - read this thing over, and deserves life. not your average animecruft --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:02, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Keep It's not that bad. Roman Dog Bird 03:57, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	More animefanotakusuperidiotcruft. All long and no images make Jack an article huffer. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:55, 5 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:54, 5 April 2007 (UTC) Huff It r teh sux Capercorn 04:02, 5 April 2007 (UTC) Well I am an anime hater, and I vote delete --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 20:43, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Comment I vote that we redirect it to Love Hinoa. -- The Zombiebaron 19:32, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Or to my talk page. :) —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 19:34, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Kept Nominator changed mine, and plus —Braydie 00:28, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

Donald Fisher

Keep
Delete	Delete Once again, old and full of suck. --Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 05:59, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete RaNDom. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 11:09, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Bad. Somebody doesn't like their principal, I think. Take it outside, kids.----OEJ 12:29, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Useless Randomator 13:59, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 14:19, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- The Zombiebaron 16:54, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Untopic

Keep
Delete	Delete It's another one out of the vaults that really sucks. --Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 00:39, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Huff - This article is teh sux! Capercorn 01:07, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Splorch. The idea isn't bad, but the execution lacks a certain something. Like length, pictures, and funny. --El Zoof 01:45, 7 April 2007 (UTC) make it claw its own throat out --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:00, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 03:11, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 03:26, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Not topical enough. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 11:13, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete- Short and stupid Delete --General Insineratehymn 14:22, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Kept, voting closed. Oh wait, Gone. -- The Zombiebaron 16:55, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Latvian God system

Keep
Delete	Delete It's an old, orphaned article that ain't funny. --Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 00:37, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Huff - Same as above. Capercorn 01:08, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Splorch - same old, same old. Except worse. --El Zoof 01:46, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 03:14, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 03:26, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete I dunno, true? Not funny, anyway. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 11:18, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Short and stupid Randomator 11:19, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 14:20, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- The Zombiebaron 16:56, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Fungus and louse infested

Keep
Delete	Delete THe only thing that doesn't infest this article is "funny". --Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 00:33, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Huff - Wow, you have had a lot of VFDing to do today... Capercorn 01:09, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Splorch. Short, racist, random nonsense. But it's not funny anyway. --El Zoof 01:48, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 03:15, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 03:25, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete- No, just no. Randomator 11:17, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete "Chaucer tried to correct this on his deathbed, but he died." Good for him. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 11:23, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete.. It's too incoherent. Some sense needs to be made. ----OEJ 12:27, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- The Zombiebaron 16:57, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Uj

Keep	Weak keep, but probably only because I've been reading Umberto Eco and this is so similar, in a less serious way. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 11:25, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete It's old and senile, and in no way funny. --Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 00:30, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Splorch. Completely random, and see above. --El Zoof 01:49, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 03:22, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 03:45, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete - Average idea, bad execution. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 16:21, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- The Zombiebaron 17:00, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Fiddler on the Roof

Keep
Delete	Delete Short, stupid, and there's already an article at Fiddler on the Roof (film). Rogpyvbc 22:50, 6 April 2007 (UTC) Splorch. Er... what, as Shakespeare once said, the fuck? --El Zoof 01:50, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 03:20, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 03:47, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Goodbye- almost completely taken up by a template Randomator 07:05, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. The play deserves a much better parody. (God how I hate that "spoilers" template.) ----OEJ 12:23, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 14:21, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Goon. -- The Zombiebaron 17:02, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Nberday

Keep
Delete	Huff - It short. It unfunny. Huff. Capercorn 14:52, 6 April 2007 (UTC) Delete- Rather pointless Randomator 15:00, 6 April 2007 (UTC) Delete- Spawned from ∩berday, which is a short article spawned from ∩. At least Nberday should be redirected to ∩berday. --Efitu» Talk|Wikipedia|Email|F@H|Wikia 21:27, 6 April 2007 (UTC) Huff with extreme prejudice! - WTF? I fail to see the humor in this. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 22:08, 6 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Rogpyvbc 22:52, 6 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 03:19, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 03:50, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. No perceptible content. ----OEJ 12:22, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 14:23, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- The Zombiebaron 16:45, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Kelly williams

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Delete	Delete 2005 slandanity. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 12:04, 7 April 2007 (UTC) --~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 12:22, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Urinate --AAA! (AAAA) 12:26, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 14:20, 7 April 2007 (UTC) » >UF|TLK|▋» 16:31, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- The Zombiebaron 16:47, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Orifice

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Delete	old crap which never made it beyond a stub --» >UF|TLK|▋» 06:26, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Yeah, why not. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:54, 7 April 2007 (UTC) --~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 12:22, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 14:18, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- The Zombiebaron 16:48, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Sarcology

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Delete	Delete I love digging crap like this up from the "oldest articles" page. --Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 06:06, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Not a clue what it's about. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:56, 7 April 2007 (UTC) --~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 12:22, 7 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 16:18, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- The Zombiebaron 16:51, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

John Profumo

Keep	Keep. It's not a vanity page as John Profumo (a British Conservative politician and former war-minister) died in his nineties a couple of years ago. He was most (in)famous for his affair with a much-younger mistress in the 1960s who posed naked in a chair for a magazine (hence the doctored photo). His is a well-known name and scandal in the UK and if this is deleted someone will simply create another one at some point. It just needs someone to turn it into a proper entry with actual jokes rather than a single doctored photo.--Zarbag 16:04, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Huff - I have never heard of the guy. Must be self praise. Huff. It short. Capercorn 23:57, 5 April 2007 (UTC) Delete- Either way its a stupid article Randomator 07:47, 6 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:32, 6 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 11:45, 6 April 2007 (UTC) Delete unless Zarbag cares to do something with it - a little bit of quality funny, and I could change my mind. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 21:53, 6 April 2007 (UTC) politicruft --» >UF|TLK|▋» 00:29, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted —Braydie 03:17, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Lateness

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Delete	Huff - Short, bad, and otherwise boring. Capercorn 23:55, 5 April 2007 (UTC) Delete- Suprised this hasn't gone already. Randomator 07:45, 6 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:32, 6 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 11:44, 6 April 2007 (UTC) Huff --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 22:08, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted —Braydie 03:17, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Lord Levy

Keep	Keep - short, but the punny punchline alone is worth a keep. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 21:58, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 09:03, 5 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Any chance we can delete Lord Levy himself at the same time? RabbiTechno 15:35, 5 April 2007 (UTC) Huff - British humour is good, but this is bad. Capercorn 23:05, 5 April 2007 (UTC) Deny Life - Too short, too lame. --Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 05:25, 6 April 2007 (UTC) stoooooooopid --» >UF|TLK|▋» 17:11, 6 April 2007 (UTC) Who? --General Insineratehymn 17:12, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted —Braydie 03:17, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Maade

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Delete	Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 09:03, 5 April 2007 (UTC) Delete "Maade is the son of [insert slandanarous redlink to person I've never heard of here]" -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 21:54, 5 April 2007 (UTC) Abort like a Fetus - Lame as all hell --Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 05:29, 6 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 11:30, 6 April 2007 (UTC) holy shit, it's that old!? --» >UF|TLK|▋» 17:13, 6 April 2007 (UTC) Delete! -- What the...? --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 22:08, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted —Braydie 03:17, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Lnct

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Delete	Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:52, 5 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Vanity, bad spelling and shameless marketing hype. Shove a stake through its heart. --Naughty Budgie 04:44, 5 April 2007 (UTC) Delete You appear to be writing a school article. Would you like help getting it deleted? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 21:43, 5 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 11:24, 6 April 2007 (UTC) Delete I do not get it. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 22:08, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted —Braydie 03:17, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Jew boy

Keep	keep User:DSF 17:44, 4 April 2007 (UTC) keep The paragraph at the bottom is funny because it's actually offensive to the writer for holding such attitudes about jew boys. --Hrodulf 22:06, 4 April 2007 (UTC) Keep - Sadly, I understand Yiddish humor, and therefore found that article funny... Keep. Capercorn 15:31, 5 April 2007 (UTC) Keep - I like this article I think it's hilarious Mfitrer 13:08, 5 April 2007
Delete	Delete RabbiTechno 17:24, 4 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Not funny at all. No potential to be funny. SteveSims 01:45, 6 April 2007 (UTC) no thanks --» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:01, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Not funny, ugly as hell, poorly written, has the worst template ever created and doesn't even - despite its best efforts - manage to be offensive. Killing it would be a kindness, really. RabbiTechno 17:24, 4 April 2007 (UTC) I've removed my "delete" vote. It seems I misunderstood the humour.Rogpyvbc 20:10, 5 April 2007 (UTC) Reformat --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 22:08, 6 April 2007 (UTC) Special admin crucifixion on multiple accounts of shitasticy. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 04/6 23:11

Fraggle Rock

Keep	Keep Potentially funny. Mr. Briggs Inc. 20:33, 5 April 2007 (UTC) Eh?
Delete	Delete. Not funny. --Hrodulf 22:02, 4 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:14, 5 April 2007 (UTC) Writing close to real only works if it's funny. Writing far from real is the same way. Odd, that. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:27, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Child abuse

Keep	Keep SteveSims 21:41, 4 April 2007 (UTC) Keep Randomator 21:43, 4 April 2007 (UTC) Keep --Abc 18:00, 5 April 2007 (UTC) Much as I hate myself for saying this, keep. The shockingly dispassionate tone made me laugh in a guilty way. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 21:25, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete.Rogpyvbc 20:39, 4 April 2007 (UTC) Huff What the hell is this? -- Mustkillroy Delete - Very unfunny. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:09, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Rewrite This can be saved. We have the technology. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 22:08, 6 April 2007 (UTC)