Neil Breen
“My movies are good, yes!”
– Neil Breen on his awful films
“Amateur. He has only released six films and already considers himself a great filmmaker.”
– Martin Scorcese on Neil Breen
Neil Breen is an incompetent filmmaker who doesn't know what he's doing. As Martin Scorsese said above, Neil has only released six films so far and thinks he's a big deal.
His films would be acceptable... if they weren't so bad.Seriously. His movies are so bad they don't even qualify as "movies so bad they're good". His films are really, really, really bad.
Neil Breen's films are a huge mix of awful chroma key, terrible special effects, and nonsensical stories.
Biography[edit | edit source]
Not much is known about this man's childhood, but it is known that, in his adolescence, he was a great enthusiast of cinema and considered himself quite evolved simply because he watched Charlie Chaplin's films. He even thought about becoming a famous filmmaker, but his father wanted Neil to work at the real estate agency that his father had founded.
After the real estate company went bankrupt, Neil finally decided to become a filmmaker. He saved some money and a year later, in 2004, Neil bought a chroma key and a camera. Some time after he wrote the script, acted in it, and filmed the movie, he asked his son, who was inexperienced in video editing, to edit the film and do the special effects (Ah, his son still edits his films to this day).
Breen then insisted that an unknown company distribute DVDs of his film. Then, in 2005, his first film, Double Down, was finally released. Since then, Neil has been making these strange and poorly made films.
filmography[edit | edit source]
Double Down (2005)
I Am Here... Now (Or Not) (2009)
Fateful Findings (2013)
McDonald's Drive-Thru (2016)
Romantic Pair (2018)
Cade: The Tortured Crossing (2023)