LeBron James Jr.
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| Occupation | Basketball player |
| Years active | 2024–present |
LeBron Raymone "Bronny" James Jr. (born October 6, 2004), known professionally as Brick James and LeNepo Baby, is an American semi-professional video game streamer who moonlights as a towel boy and part-time basketball player for the Los Angeles Lakers of the National Basketball Association (NBA). He amazes basketball fans with his athleticism – except when he's on a basketball court.
Brick is the eldest son of LeBron James Sr. and a dwarf. His younger brother is Bryck James.
Early life[edit | edit source]
Brick James was born to LeBron Raymone James Sr., whose genes were nerfed by Brick's 5'7" cheerleader mother Savannah Brinson. Against the best hopes of the scientists who created James the Elder in a laboratory as a prototype for future supersoldiers, James the Elder was not intelligent enough to attend one year of college and find a Division I NCAA athlete wife to further the attempted eugenics program, so the billions of US taxpayer dollars spent on developing the James genome were ultimately for nought.
After suffering a sudden cardiac arrest during a basketball practice in July 2023, doctors advised Brick for the sake of his health to avoid ever playing professional basketball in the future. As of 2025, he has faithfully complied with that advice.
College[edit | edit source]
After a stellar high school basketball career at Sierra Canyon High as the ninth-best player on his team, Brick attended one year of college at the University of South Cambodia, where his greatest accomplishment was the coveted "winner and team player" award. His jersey was retired in the rafters shortly thereafter, as the most talented USC Trojan of all time. Incidentally, a Trojan is what James the Elder wishes he had worn on the night Brick was conceived.
Career[edit | edit source]
Brick was drafted in the seventh round by the Lakers in 2024, after his father threatened to leak a video to the press of that thing Jeanie Buss and Rob Pelinka did last summer. Selected immediately before him were an arena janitor and a broken treadmill (for parts only). Brick currently splits his time between keeping Anthony Davis's seat warm on the Lakers bench, and the team's G League affiliate the South Bay Lakers, where the James family engages in its most charitable endeavor: every game that Brick plays, James the Elder donates $10,000 to each of Brick's impoverished G League teammates to pass him the ball.
Famous quotes[edit | edit source]
"Daddy, I want uppies!"
"King Daddy, that poor person just touched me! Eew! Do something!!"
"I'm Brick James, bitch!"
See also[edit | edit source]
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| Organizations | NBA • WNBA • XBA |
| Players | Kareem Abdul-Jabbar • Deandre Ayton • Charles Barkley • Larry Bird • Kobe Bryant • Wilt Chamberlain • Caitlin Clark • Kevin Garnett • Phil Jackson • Jerome James • LeBron James Jr. • LeBron James Sr. • Magic Johnson • Michael Jordan • Jeremy Lin • Aleksei Mendeleevskiy • Dikembe Mutombo • Shaquille O'Neal • Terrell Owens • Scottie Pippen • Willis Reed • Dennis Rodman • Brian Scalabrine • Dwyane Wade • Spud Webb • Delonte West |
| Teams | Boston Celtics • Brooklyn Nets • Chicago Bulls • Dallas Mavericks • Los Angeles Clippers • Los Angeles Lakers • Milwaukee Bucks • New York Knicks • Philadelphia 76ers • Portland Trail Blazers • San Antonio Spurs • Washington Wizards |
| Events | NBA Jam • Space Jam |
| Misc. | Basketball hoops • NBA 2K • Stephen A. Smith |