Forum:Things that Uncyclopedia needs more off, needs less of, and needs to get rid of
Needs more:
- Iwillkillyou333
- Pies
- Banning
- More silly rules
- Iwillkillyou333
- Busty Black-haired girls
- Busty brunnete girls
- Halo stuff
- Iwillkillyou333
- emo girls
- Positive things about Keshia (she's the shit)
- Positive things about My chemical romance (best rock band ever)
- Positive things about Paramore (Dont fuck with Paramore)
- Pee reviewers
- Iwillkillyou333
- Doctor Who
- The Rev (remeber the guy, dammit!)
- Articles about games
- Bitches
- Violence
- Iwillkillyou333
Needs Less:
- Dexter111344
- Faggots
- Homosexuals (except Orian, he's the shit as well)
- noobs
- Barak Obama
- Insults on President Dubya(Better than obama)
- Whoring (I use to do it, but its a sin and now that I've been saved by Jesus I oppose it. Join me my brothers, not you dexter)
Need to get rid of:
- You
- Lady Gaga
- Anything negative about Kesha, My Chemical Romance and PAramore (if you disagree, you will be shot)
- Dexter111344
- Anyone who opposes Iwillkillyou333
- People who make stupid articles
- Penises (unless you RAHB)
- Lesbians
- Anything that relates to Brittany Spears that deals with criticising her lifestyle. (It's old and stupid and very unfunny)
- Insulting Miley Cyrus
- Anything that down plays stars for that matter, excluding Lady Gaga (even if they cant sing, im so sick of it)
- talking good about Adplf Hater (damn Nazis)
- keeping Iwillkillyou333 at a low rank in Uncyclopedia (He should be declared dictator of uncyclopedia.)
- Same for HelpMe and Happytimes. They shouldn't be low rank either
Whatya guys think?--If you're 555 then I'm 
08:11, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
- Against. Too listy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:34, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
- Against. Soo... Basically, you're a narcissistic, Miley Cyrus loving, homophobic emo who can't type or spell? That's nice. --UU - natter
09:00, Jul 21 - Against. I completely and emphatically disagree with everything you just said. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:04, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
- Whatever, liar. <insert name here> <(^_^<) or something like that 15:41, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
- Against. If you eliminated penisi, this site would cease to exist. User:Mrthejazz/sig 16:36, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
Needs to get rid of
- people who said they're agaisnt this list
You guys are losers, you know that? And I don't like Miley Cyrus, I just get tired of all the criticism about her, its old and unfunny. And yes I like emos.--If you're 555 then I'm 18:49, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
- Just because we have common sense, that makes us losers? At any rate, I should take anything a liar says with a grain of salt. <insert name here> <(^_^<) or something like that 14:59, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
Needs Moar
- Good Writers
- Good Articles
- Snakes
- Goatse. Otherwise, I'll be changing it to Meatspin, and then the Human Centipede. Of course, I'll be the Head of the Human Centipede Clan!
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| 08:33, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
- Goatse. Otherwise, I'll be changing it to Meatspin, and then the Human Centipede. Of course, I'll be the Head of the Human Centipede Clan!
Needs Less
- Drama
- Nepotism
I suspect we might need a raccoon cull before too long. Rabbi Techno 
kvetch 
Contribs 
FOXES 15:06, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
Needs to Get Rid of
- Redundant Forum Topics.
- People who obsess over Christian Bale
Quite comprehensive, eh? --Matfen 09:40, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
The Penis Vote
If you are For obliterating uncyclopedia by banning all users who have a penis and occasionally talk about them, (95% of the population) Vote here.
- For Having a penis is overrated. User:Mrthejazz/sig 19:03, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
- Against. I think one or two of the users round here have mighty fine penisi, Mrthjazz. --Matfen 19:47, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
- Against: I was joking about that one.--If you're 555 then I'm
19:57, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
Really needsw more
Images with bustier girls. There's not enough here, dammit!--If you're 555 then I'm 20:11, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
- Ketchup It's really dry. User:Mrthejazz/sig 01:54, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
- This is a good news/bad news kind of thing. The good news is that we do have lots of ketchup. The bad news is that it's powdered ketchup. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:46, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
- Fuck you. Also, Ke moneysign ha sucks, My Chemical Romance is whiny and dumb, and I'm gay.-- On Friday, 03:43, July 23 2010 UTC
Needs...
To get rid of:
Less:
Slightly UnHappytimes.
More:
Happytimes. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* 
(talk) (stalk) Π ~ 
~ 24 Jul 2010 ~ 18:39 (UTC)
- Sure, why not? <insert name here> <(^_^<) or something like that 12:10, July 26, 2010 (UTC)
Wait
You weren't using the {{USERNAME}}? YAY! I'm hated! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:20, July 26, 2010 (UTC)
Hey don't blame me for this stuff
I voted for Dr. Walter Bishop because his "LSD and Cow" theory that most problems can be solved by having both of that in your MIT lab sure sounded saner and more intelligent than anything else I heard from others, even Biggist Dickus never thought of that stuff up and he is one of the smartest Presidents we had before Barack Obama was elected. But even Obama knows to have Dr. Walter Bishop peer review anything before it gets to his desk at the oval office. Just not our universe's President Obama the other President Obama in the Parallel Universe. But anyway forget I even mentioned it as nobody cares about Fringe Science anymore. Yes there is more than one of everything, and the pattern keeps happening and pattern observers are watching. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 13:24, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
- Cool story, bro. <insert name here> <(^_^<) or something like that 13:52, July 27, 2010 (UTC)