Burgundy (colour)

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“It is indeed right; this drawing was most likely made in Burgundy, France. That's where burgundy wine's name comes from, which eventually birthed the colour Burgundy.”

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Burgundy is a colour known for being brown's ex-sister. Hence, it is a mixture of red and brown. Think of it as brown but way more red. It's more red than byzantium, but not red enough to be maroon.

History[edit | edit source]

Burgundy started as a munincipality around central France. There, it enjoyed its life as a non-colour. The colour we now associate with burgundy would've been described as "dark red with a bit of brown except it's not brown but purple." Then, the people of Burgundy decided to do something extraordinary.

“Let's make wine.”

– Person

“We already have wine.”

“Make it better. Oh, and create a colour named after it.”

– Person

Wow! Such cool!

And that, my friends, is when Burgundy wine was invented. From then on, our good old "dark red with a bit of brown except it's not brown but purple" transformed into the burgundy we all know and love.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Burgundy comes from burgundy wine. Wait, you're telling me someone already mentioned that? Well damn.
  • Before reasearching this subject, I thought burgundy was named directly after the munincipality. It turns out, they made wine. And then THAT created the brown colour.
  • Contrary to popular belief, I am not Captain Irrelevant.

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