Windows 7 Pirated Edition

“We are pirates! Windows 7 Pirated Edition! Shiver me Timbers!”

– Ernst Friz on 7 Pirated Edition

Windows 7 Pirated Edition logo.

The desktop of Windows 7 Pirated Edition, showing Winver.

Windows 7 Pirated Edition is the next-generation Pirated Edition of Windows, significantly better than its predecessor, Windows Vista Pirated Edition.

Features

BSOD Customiser: You can customise and personalise your BSOD, from a wide range of colours and themes.

Pirate Alert: Tells pirates when to go on armchair travel.

Windows Dumpster: A salvage yard where you can drop app shortcuts.

Internet Appendage 8: The next-generation web browser.

BonziBUDDY 2.0.0.1: A virus that can harm the computer, especially for very good pirates.

Critism

After the Great Chicken Famine of 8751, when Bill Gates started the Gates Massacre, he said "Windows Pirated Edition is a total failure". It has also been criticised for using the iNuke to destroy Bill Gates.

Inbuilt Games

The games that are included with Windows 7 include Microsoft Kitten Huffing Simulator 2008 and Hold 'Em.

Release date and latest updates

Windows 7 Pirated Edition was launched in June 4, 2010. Here are the latest service packs:

Service Pack 1. Released on October 11, 2010, it fixes an iNuke issue in where iNuke does not reach its target.

Service Pack 2. Released on December 21, 2010, it installs ransomware for pirates. Latest Update. SP2 with Monthly Update. March 14, 8751

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