User talk:MrCleveland
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Welcome to UnNews
You'll notice I've moved your UnNews article to User:MrCleveland/Tom and Jerry. this is because it's not a proper UnNews article (see welcoming drivel below), and it's pretty awful as a piece of writing. Read on, become wise like us, and UnNews will unfold a path to your eventual demise as a human being. Cheers! 
Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:03, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
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(nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 23:11, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
Oh Dear!
Hello, MrCleveland, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
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Seriously, friend, this is your final warning. Your list of deleted contributions is large, and MrCleveland would be considered vanity were it coherent. Do not recreate anymore deleted pages, and please read the links posted above. Further action deemed inappropriate will result in a ban.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:29, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
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21:38, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
Hello there.
You really ought to add a WIP template to Foxtrot if you plan an making it into a full article. I almost QVFD'd it. -OptyC Sucks! 
CUN18:10, 9 Jul
I moved Slade
To User:MrCleveland/Slade because it wasn't good enough for mainspace but I saw you were working on it. Good luck.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN [talk] 17:08, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
If you see any pages made by MrCleveland, please move them. Because I can make these pages work!MrCleveland 17:15, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
Award from UN:REQ
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This user created The WB, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome! |
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This user created The Jetsons, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome! |
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This user created Roger Rabbit, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome! |
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This user created User:MrCleveland/F-Troop, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome! |
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This user created User:MrCleveland/Mork and Mindy, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome! |
Glad to see you're back, MrCleveland. I really like the Hanna-Barbara stuff you've been doing lately. If you're looking for more ideas, I made a a Warner Brothers template awhile back. Here's the full version. MadMax 22:56, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
- By the way, I hope you don't mind but I made a List of Hanna-Barbera characters for you. If you don't need it though, I can always move it my page or UN:REQ. MadMax 20:09, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- I'm glad to see a page for Hanna-Barbera Characters, as a matter of fact my Loopy de Loop page can be seen from where I put it before and as for Tom and Jerry, they can be redirected to their positions too.MrCleveland 17:42, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
Pee Review
I'd love to help with your pic, but I have no idea how to. I think you should go to Radical X's Corner. 05:17 October 21
Roger Rabbit
Hey MrCleveland,
- I did some editing on Roger Rabbit and added an intro largely based on Fatty Arbuckle. I don't usually do much creative writing on Uncyclopedia so you might want to edit it or even remove it if it doesn't work with the article. Good stuff by the way. MadMax 05:52, November 26, 2009 (UTC)
Hi there
I'm here to offer you some friendly advice which you can either choose to take or ignore... It's my view that a lot of your articles are probably written in a style which is going to be considered too childish for Uncyclopedia, and they would be deleted if nominated at VFD. I have nominated one of your articles for VFD, but I intend to nominate more later. What I suggest you do RIGHT NOW is stop working on anything new and try and make the humour and tone of the articles you have written a bit more grown up. In a week or so I will take another look at what you have done, and may well nominate some of your other pages if you have not improved them.
I do hope you don't think I'm trying to be nasty to you. It's just that I think that a lot of your humour is probably not suitable for Uncyclopedia. I am more than happy to give you a chance to try and fix this, and I will be able to tell if you have done so.
Like I said, I do hope you don't think I'm trying to be nasty to you, I'm just saying it how I see it. I hope you can bring some of your articles up to scratch. Those which you don't bother to improve are likely to be nominated for VFD.
If you have any questions please ask them here, or on my talk page. I SERIOUSLY recommend you read and study HTBFANJS. Spend a long time reading that. It will make you a much better writer if you bother to read it well.
Please
Don't use VFD to ask questions. Or at-least use the talk page, not the page itself. If you check the "what links here" from the deleted page, you will find the VFD page where it was deleted. There was a tag added to that page while the delete was going on... You have to be quick with VFD. MrN 
18:51, Feb 8
Thank you...I didn't know that part.MrCleveland 18:53, February 8, 2010 (UTC)
- The article lost, as you will have noticed. The discussion is already archived, in Uncyclopedia:Pages for deletion/archive201. Spıke ¬ 18:54 8-Feb-10
- Hea man. No problem. If you have any questions feel free to ask on my talk page. I do hope you understand what I was trying to say in my previous longer message... MrN
18:56, Feb 8
Any way it could be User:MrCleveland/Cleopatra Does Cleveland...or any reference of Cleopatra Does Cleveland can be redirected to The Cleveland Show?MrCleveland 18:59, February 8, 2010 (UTC)
- Yes it's possible. I can put a copy of it there for you in the future. However, I'm not going to do that right now. That's because I would like to see you working on some of your other articles which are still in the mainspace first. If you do that, and make them good enough that I don't need to nominate them for VFD then I will be very happy to let you have a copy of Cleopatra Does Cleveland back so you can fix that also... There are currently no pages linking to the deleted Cleopatra Does Cleveland, so there is no need to redirect anything. Have you ever read HTBFANJS if you have not, I really recommend you do. MrN 19:07, Feb 8
I have and all I can say is this...sometimes I can make an article that's good as gold, but sometimes there's days where I can't put the words in right.MrCleveland 17:48, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
I'm upset and I won't be here until Easter.
I made two pages and they got huffed after a few days. I'd like to have Mutiny on the Bounty and Guess who's Coming to Dinner back either as..User:MrCleveland/Mutiny on the Bounty and User:MrCleveland/Guess Who's Coming to Dinner...or I leave this place for good and make-up my own wiki, which I already did!MrCleveland 21:40, February 14, 2010 (UTC)
- No. You can't have them back. They sucked. You were warned about creating new pages and not working on your old ones. MrN 21:42, Feb 14
FUCK YOU THEN MrN! GOODBYE!!!MrCleveland 21:43, February 14, 2010 (UTC)
If...
You choose to leave the wiki for now and not bother fixing your other articles I expect they will mostly all be deleted. It's up to you. MrN 21:42, Feb 14
I'm leaving because of you! FUCK YOU AGAIN!!!>:( MrCleveland 21:44, February 14, 2010 (UTC)
- You are not leaving because of that. I saw you say this on another page. You said:
- "Thanks for reading the Purpose-Driven Life Page and I took some of the ideas from Wikipedia and such. This is my first UnBooks page, so if you can please make it into a good article since I'll be off the internet for the Lenten Season. And if nothing happens...I put it on the UnBooks Request page. I can only give it as much as I can"
- Don't lie to me. I ban people for that.
- I warned you not to create any more pages and that you should work on the ones you had. The new pages you created were just the same as your old ones. Right now I think you are too young to edit Uncyclopedia. MrN 21:47, Feb 14
I'M NOT LYING...YOU'RE JUST BEING A DICKHEAD! I WILL NOW DELETE MY ACCOUNT AND FORM MY OWN WIKI! THIS WILL BE MUTINY!!!MrCleveland 21:49, February 14, 2010 (UTC)
