It's been some hours since I submitted my article. Before I started, I searched for "Camping," and "Camper," but they were both taken up and what I wanted to say was VERY different. So I created an article called "Campers" and the article does exist, but you have to type it in as "Campers" exactly when you press "Go" in search, or press "Go to this article" when you search. I also do not know how to "move" articles, since every time I do, it tells me to log in even though I already am. I log in again, still won't let me at all. I would appreciate your help in telling me how I can get my article to show up on the search page, and how to move articles and what's causing the problem.
I just checked the search function again, and it looks life after several hours, it's finally gone through. So I guess you can ignore most of this, except I still can't move articles... sorry for wasting some of your time reading most of this stuff. :( Dogbert99 05:43, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
I think I have the stupid question of the day. I'm paranoid about copyright images, and after checking FAQ's I still don't know what I can or can't do. For example, I was considering putting a picture of Leonard Nimoy (claiming him to be Simon Bolivar) on my page and just pulling the image off of Google Images. Is that a no-no or what? And how do I "spork" it?
Just so you know, I used to be Sponty...but we never really met even then so it doesn't really matter.
Speaking of which.... far be it from me to troll for votes, but have I written anything good lately? Just asking. :) ~ T. (talk) 17:32, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
Ever been a Goodies fan? I'm trying to flesh out pseudo-historical account of the evolution and practice of
Ecky-Thump but need more meat. Any ideas? I haven't actually seen this episode in 25 years. ~ T. (talk) 17:20, 12 May 2006 (UTC)
would this silly joke actually work better as a redirect to the featured article? and if so how the hell would i do it?--Usewho'sname? 22:24, 11 May 2006 (UTC)--Usewho'sname? 22:24, 11 May 2006 (UTC)
I made a few small edits prior to realizing I'd found a new home here and subsequently registering. Is there any way to gather those prior edits into my new username? Thanks. DarkCarrot 20:00, 4 May 2006 (UTC)
Cool, it works again now. Thanks for the help Mhaille. Have a made-up award.
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Redirect?
Hi there, mind giving me a tip on how to create redirect from "The Black Knight" to "Black Knight"?
humbly yours, a useless noob
--Mordillo 18:13, 9 May 2006 (UTC)
- Like that.... :) -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- Cheers! i shall build a little alter for you in my back yard...:) --Mordillo
WTFF?
as soon as i save my page, it says you deleted it, not leaving a proper excuse for why. If it's because i am not done, that's not good enough, i save every so often while working on it because i do not want to lose my work in progress.
- What page is/was it? -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- I believe he is refering to Craig young --Moogle.EXE 23:29, 9 May 2006 (UTC)
- Which, incidentally, has been deleted five times total. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 23:31, 9 May 2006 (UTC)
- With the Craig Young article there are two reasons, one its a vanity page and two its not funny. I appreciate that it might be to you, but aim to make the content of the site as Universally funny as possible. Have a look through the useful guides in the Community Portal section for a list of our guidelines and advice..... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- well... there are plenty of 'INSIDE' jokes on this site, so what's wrong with one my entire school, let alone town, thinks is funny about the illustrious CRAIG YOUNG
- If it is "allowed vanity", that is, you can get more than just you to edit it, put {{vanity}} on it. It might not get deleted then. --KATIE!! 23:37, 9 May 2006 (UTC)
- THANKS Keitei, Quixote Out!
- Yes there are, but as you can see by the amount of times it has been deleted not many share your enthusiasm. Infact one Admin left the comment "Even a moron with a rock lodged in his brain can tell this isn't going to be good" on the deletion log. Thats not to say it couldn't get funny. Try transferring the page to your User Area and working on it there. If it becomes funny enough it can be put back in its own namespace. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- Also, take a look at the Vanity Policies. That should help you out. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 23:41, 9 May 2006 (UTC)
- I just tried to do something to make veryone happy, but i failed, sorry world, i'll try better with my next oneQuagmireq 23:53, 9 May 2006 (UTC)
- Don't worry about it, EVERYONE has had stuff deleted (except me, coz I'm brilliant) its nothing personal, just a kind of quality control that hopefully improves the site and helps users to improve their writing and levels of "funny". The best advice I can give is spend some time just reading some of the decent articles, see how the jokes are paced throughout the writing, and just enjoy what you write. You can use your own User space to protect your work from "keen" Admins, until you are ready to release it upon the world. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
PICTURES?
yeah, uh, me again trying to make an article, uh how to i get pictures to load on one?Quagmireq 00:12, 10 May 2006 (UTC)
- Firstly, upload the image via this, then add the following tag to your page [[Image:yourimagetitlehere.jpg]], once you've sorted that you can play around with sizing it and position. Have a look through the handy user guides I posted on your Talk Page, or have a look at other pages that contain images..... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
A gift for you
I made this for you - hopefully it has some value, if not, too bad for me. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 12:29, 10 May 2006 (UTC)
Image:Bigglesgrip.jpg
- That is quite possibly one of the most disturbing images I have seen in a while. Thanks. As Biggles would say, I'll have to see where I can squeeze it in..... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
explanation about the gay Oscar Wilde thing
Ok, you just bannned me a couple days ago and now I'm back as Crumb 2. I should not have been banned because I was just trying to add that he was gay and I know he is because on the wikipedia version it says he went to jail because of something involving homosexuality. I'm not sure what it was but I know he is gay. Please, just read the article on wikipedia and then it will make sense to you. Oh, and I added the Micheal Jackson thing because since Oscar Wilde was gay I was just trying to be funny about his homosexuality. I meant no harm. --Crumb 2
- It might come as a bit of a shock to you, but we know that he was gay. But just making a statement that "xxxxxx is gay" isn't. Sometimes humour is about subtlety, sometimes about being obvious, somethings about saying the exact opposite of what the reality is. I banned you becaue you were being an asshat, so take a deep breath and spend some time reading some of the quality articles on the site. If you are looking to contribute have a look at the useful guides in the Community Portal section. Just take it easy and spend time writing something genuinely funny. Good luck.... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- Oscar gay? Really? Naaah...--{{User:Suresh/sig}} 21:39, 10 May 2006 (UTC)
- What!? Not Straight?...hmm...that does explain a few things... -- Sp1r1tofRad1o 01:13, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
Where'd you get that?
Mhaille, where'd you get that little British flag thing in your siggy? I want one for Azerbaijan. --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ 21:35, 11 May 2006 (UTC)
- Azerbaijan has a flag now? Cool..... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- Oh, yeah... i forgot i got that for the {{AzeriUser}} template --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ 21:45, 11 May 2006 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia sucks! UncyclopediA sucks! 23:17, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
England
Where in England do you live? If you live in London or anywhere near London, could you please tell me what the best three restaurants to go to are? Just post them on my talk page. There's a quick link to it in my sig. Thanks a million.
Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~17:44, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
Jimmy Jazz
Er, I can't log in and the site keeps on saying that my username doesn't exist, evn though my user page is still there and I'm still on my articles' histories. Have I been banned or is there just a glitch? If the former, then can I at least know why? It happened while I was writing an article, so you can take a gander at the history on Ump if you wanna know exactally when. Cheers.
--Jimmy Jazz -18th May, 2006
- Should be sorted now.... :) -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
Ta very much!
--Jimmy Jazz -18th May, 2006
Arsecakes
I wanna make an article (entitled "Arsecakes") that's basically a game where you edit Wikipedia articles so the links are [[Arsecakes|, then the original link. Would that be acceptable?
--Jimmy Jazz -20th May, 2006
- I'd suggest making it here first, just in case someone does not find it acceptable. I think once people see what it is you are intending to do it will be easier to work out how offended they might be.... :) -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
I'll do that then, but it's not that I wanna make something ofensive, It's just that people could interpret it as me encouraging people to mess up Wikipedia.
(I dunno if that made any sense, my mind's being turned into mush at the moment, as I'm watching Big Brother.)
--Jimmy Jazz -20th May, 2006
Written the article. It's a bit crap at the moment, as my mind has been pulverised by BB, and now is being compleatly obliviated by the Eurovision Song Contest. Gaaaaarrrr!
--Jimmy Jazz -20th May, 2006
I have returned!
So, you thought that you could get rid of me so easily?! YOUR WRONG!! Ok, I will leave UncyclopediA forever if you just get rid of the christianity and buddhism articles because they really, really offend me and my family. I would really appreciate it. Thank you. UncyclopediA sux! 19:42, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
Look mate, they take the piss out of everyone here. All the religions are mocked, and so is aetheism. Third and second world countries are mocked, but so are third world countries. Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, Mr T and Ireland are probable the only things here that people havn't had a jab at. I know how you feel, being half-French, but it's not a personal insult, it's just a substitute for kicking the whole world in the groin. Try to understand.
--Jimmy Jazz -21st May, 2006
- Nah, we've had a go at Norris, too. And here's an easy, all-encompassing method of stopping offense: DON'T READ THE ARTICLE. It's simple, and it keeps you from acting like a jerk online, too! —Hinoa KUN (talk) 20:41, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
- My point exactally, everyone loves and worships Norris, but still someone has made a dig at him.
- --Jimmy Jazz -21st May, 2006
- I'm afraid you are going to be disappointed with regards to the articles you mention, this is a comedy site and we're perfectly within our rights to take a dig at anything. If specific articles within Uncyclopedia offend you and your family there is a simple solution. Click the X button in the top right of your computer screen, and avoid coming back here in future. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
Stopping others from editing my article
I made a page that lots of people like becuase its funny. Seach for: Kings of Chaos - and its the first link. Then there are people that edit it and it annoys me because I am the creator. Is there a way I can stop people from editing it? Thanks.
-Pizza
- Sadly not, the main feature of wiki communities is that others can edit them. Articles can, in extreme cases, be protected, but for the most part it goes against the ethos of wiki communities. The best way to "protect" your own article is to write something mind-numbingly funny that people won't want to change. Have a look at some of the Featured Articles for ideas, as well as how to structure a page to make it easier to read. I'll keep an eye on the artilce to make sure there's no vandalisation. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- Problem might be that even though YOU might think the article is funny, other people might not. If the article is not complete crap, then few people will screw around with it. They will just try to change a few things. If all else fails, try throwing it into the Pee Review area and see what happens. Or, throw a construction template on it so people know that its crap. Or, if someone tells you the article is crap, listen. They might be right. Or...er...not. -- Sp1r1tofRad1o 01:07, 24 May 2006 (UTC) P.S. Sorry Mhaille for throwing this on your talk page. Also, thanks for your words of wisdom on MY talk page. Its nice to know when people have good taste in music.
Thanks for the lukewarm welcome :)
I promise to find the door out as soon as I can find the damn light switch!
Oh, and does this mean that I'm your adopted noob?!
...Dad?
--Mordillo 16:54, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
- All it means is I beat Todd in adding the Welcome Tag to your talk page.... :) Now eat your supper and get to bed. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
Nasal Sex
[censored] (9:17:29 PM): were you in health class when mrs steele was asking about the different types of sex that ended in -al and someone said nasal sex?
[don't look] (9:17:38 PM): you should make a page about that
whytompkins (9:18:22 PM): Umm...
whytompkins (9:18:30 PM): I think someone would probably hit me for doing thaty
[seriously, stop it] (9:18:53 PM): hit you
whytompkins (9:18:57 PM): But I know someone else that might
[i'm not kidding] (9:19:09 PM): fine then
[he's very high up] (9:19:12 PM): what ever
[you'd better watch your back] (9:19:15 PM): i dont care
- Yeah, so, if you could have that on my desk by Tuesday... that'd be great. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:25, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
Tanks A Lot
I appreciate the Welcome you left on my talk page and I think I learned a lot from it ... I even got my merit badge.
One thing I'm not clear about, is if you were just being nice and showing me where some helpful and useful info was to be found, or if you were presenting me with a Subtle "Watch Out, You're walking on thin ice."
Was there anything in particular that prompted you to send me this "welcome" at this time?
Also, I'm wondering, if you can tell me, or send me to a place which will show me how to do a couple of things:
- 1. How do you create the sig lines that you and other admins (maybe other users too) use.?
- 2. How does one create new templates?
--Jax-arrgh 15:57, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
- With regards to making a Sig Line, I've set up a rough one for you at User_talk:Jax-arrgh/sig, that you can play with. To use it follow the instructions for sigs in that useful welcome blurb I left on your page. Once you've got that sorted, I'll teach you the joy of template making...... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
Whoopeee! I got my own customized sig line and I'm learnin all kinds of new tricks. (Did you notice the other thing I did here????
) ;)
--JAX-arrgh!!! | Mugwump at me 15:04, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
- So when do my template lessons start? Or did I fail on the sig course? (How come your sig shows up as
-- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
and mine looks like
--[[User:Jax-arrgh|<font color="Blue">'''J'''</font><font color="Red">'''A'''</font><font color="Green">'''X'''</font>-<font color="Blue">'''arrgh'''</font>'''!!!''']] | [[User_talk:Jax-arrgh|<font color="Green">'''Mug'''</font><font color="Red">'''wump'''</font> '''at me''']] 15:04, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
when I type in
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--JAX-arrgh!!! | Mugwump at me 14:14, 29 May 2006 (UTC)
- Go to Special:Preferences and change your ([x] raw) Nickname to {{nosubst|User:Jax-arrgh/sig.css}}, then create user:Jax-arrgh/sig.css with that code in it (minus the timestamp). --Splaka 03:17, 30 May 2006 (UTC)
Dun. Nowww can we start on the template lessons. Pleeeeeez ??? --JAX-arrgh!!! Prevaricate at me 14:32, 30 May 2006 (UTC)
Vandal!
Why did you call me mr. Asshat on my talk page?! Vandal! Vandal! UncyclopediA sucks! 2 21:22, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
- Sorry.....it was a typo.... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
Ya right, vandal! Now tell me why you insulted me on my talk page! 12.73.121.141 22:45, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
Lumbridge
What wrong was in article Lumbridge?
Kake 13:50, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
- The article was huffed mainly because of its length, anything that doesn't look like it will develop more than a single paragraph is likely to end up deleted. The idea of Uncyclopedia is to make mock encyclopedia style articles. I'll put a NRV tag on the article and let you see if you can expand it further, it will stop the other Admins from deleting it for the next week and give you time to develop the article. Good luck.... :) -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
McReskin
Hey, thanks for doing a McUncyclopedia logo for me. You're getting a Pi Award for that. Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~17:01, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
Rikkmeister
Rikkmeister
It's un-huffed itself.
I forgot to add you in the see also section. Infact . it seems that I forgot to add a see also section...
Since you coined the word solipsism It didn't feel right to fit in some of my spoofs without it comming close to blatant vandalism. Your article look really clean, So I toyed with solopsism. It being really bad greek spelling ( but very often used ).
I tried to write it more with the tone of the article about egocentrism ( which is brilliant )
Could be fun flaming eachother within the context of this idea !!.
Vosnul 16:58, 28 May 2006 (UTC)
Why not?
Because you have a talent for making nouns go places where they shouldn't. You are the awesomest martyr since Jesus (born hedgehog, died trout). Wear your death like a badge of honor. --Kalir, Novice Burninator (offer instruction) 04:55, 30 May 2006 (UTC)
Hands off my dad! I shall nominate him an Honorary Jew making him immune to the forces of evil! Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S
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Banning me
Banning me because I was having fun with another Uncyclopedia user. Thats a really stupid reason to ban someone. -Leg
- It sure is, but your actions look suspiciously like Trolling, which IS a bannable offence. I'm happy to rescind the ban, as most of the rest of your edits seem legit enough. Just be grateful it was me and not one of the ban-happy Admins.... :) -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
Yes of course, thanks for the unban. I was just messing with another admin who kept reverting my edit. --Leg 17:15, 30 May 2006 (UTC)
- No problems.....I'll leave it to him to ban you instead. :) -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- Congratulations Mr. Leg, you've got your 1 week ban back. While you're gone, please reflect on the value of making stupid edits to articles and user pages, and with "messing" with people in general. — Ban-Happy Admin 10:30, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
They're trying to kill your Bjesus article.
I dont know what to say or what I can do about. Maybe it'd help if the article was remotely related to Christianity besides the word "Jesus" in Bjesus.--Mrasdfghjkl 08:27, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
- Oops never mind... looks like I miss read the template that YOU put there. Lol.--Mrasdfghjkl 08:28, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
- Oops again... it is kind Christianic on second (fourth) glance.--Mrasdfghjkl 08:29, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
- Have you been smoking three day old McJesus burgers? :) -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- Who said that!?--Mrasdfghjkl 09:00, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
Thanks...
...for the greeting. I was feeling pretty down. Sure, I've tried a couple things, the first one got a NRV tag, but I fixed it up a bit. Another I put one up at pee review (without reply) and VFH and it didn't get far. I was ready to walk into traffic when your message appeared. I guess it made me think things over a bit. So, I reconsidered. I'm going to drive off a cliff instead. Thanks anyways. --Zaui 20:58, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
w00t
To my mentor, supporter, friend, admin brother-in-arms, illegitimate half-brother thrice-removed, and alleged sock puppet (or is it the other way around?) for your much-appreciated vote for Embracing Mediocrity. ;-) ~ T. (talk) 03:53, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
Ben Folds
Thanks for the contributions - they had me cracking up!! I've extended your quotes! Favourite song? Mine's "Army"
--GERRARDo 09:20, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
Have you some sparetime to help me with spelling and language on this one? Or even comments and contributions? Is it enough for VFH? -- Swami A. Suresh 12:29, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
- Will have a look through, I like the look of it so far, very funny.... -- {{User:Mhaille/sig
- Thanks, Go to Texas Jewboys then, since I've got an itchy publisher finger.-- Swami A. Suresh 21:22, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
question regarding the hebrew uncyclopedia
Just wondering how can you find out who's in charge over there and try to clean house. At the moment the place is,well, a bit of a disgrace....any ideas? Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S
- I believe that the Hewbrew Wiki was set up by Kakun, though I'm not sure if he's still as involved in its day to day running. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
Thank you!!!!
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Mhaille rocks, and here's why...
You voted for me! You really rock! Thanks. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:37, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
Archive Your Damn Talk Page... Dammit!
Yeah, do what he says, or else. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 05:45, 5 June 2006 (UTC)